We all have our celebrity wish list. A chosen few that we would happily trade the other half in for – or is that just us? Megan Fox must be one for the lads’ list. Her sexy performance in the first Transformers movie left most men in a trance and, despite a few dodgy performances since; she is still a modern sex symbol that is as alluring as any woman alive. But, is she better than an Audi?
Love you long time
Pulling Megan Fox would be great – amazing, even. But would it last? Let’s be honest, unless you were a high rolling, rich person the chances are the relationship wouldn’t last too long – it’s the vicious nature of a celebrity romance. An Audi, however, would love you long time. It would never leave your side, it would never break up with you, and it would never tell you “there’s someone else”. An Audi is for life – and Miss. Fox can’t compete with that, no matter how alluring she is.
Cleanliness
We’re not about to say Megan Fox is a dirty person – hygiene wise, not the other thing. But what if she is? What if she doesn’t bathe on a regular basis, would you like that? Some of you probably would, but the majority of modern males want a nice and clean woman. And that is where the Audi comes in. Sure, an Audi isn’t a woman, but owning one gives you the ability to bathe your Audi as often as you want. You can bathe it every day if you like.
Rust-free
Megan is great for now, but what about in the future? She’s in the prime of her life at the moment – in her early 20s and no sign of any sagging. Will that last, though? Unfortunately for Megan she will suffer from the dreaded signs of aging as the years go by and her looks will change. Solution? Buy an Audi. A modern day Audi is as well-made as anything on the market and will provide decades of tender, loving care without any aesthetic drop-off.
Daytime running lights
Audi’s now sport the daytime running LED lights – which are lovely. Does Megan Fox have daytime running lights? No. Sure, this isn’t a reason to turn her down, but having DRLs will provide you with the ultimate male boasting tool. Having DRLs will ensure your male compatriots will hate you beyond belief. They represent success and that is guaranteed to annoy your friends more than having a relationship with Miss. Fox – after all, your friends will just assume she took pity on you. Probably.
America vs. Europe
Megan Fox is American. An Audi is made in Germany, Europe. End of.
Warranty and insurance
We would never want anything to happen to Megan, especially anything bad. But what would happen if she accidently burnt her face – for the record we don’t want this to happen – would you still want to be her husband? With an Audi, this risk is completely taken out of the equation. You get a three year warranty just in case the German’s didn’t fit something properly, and even if you do manage to spill acid all over your paintwork, you’ve got insurance to fix to straight away. Belting.
New model
Megan Fox might be the stuff of your dreams for now, but what about in 5 years’ time? You’ll be hankering for a new model and if you marry her that is going to be quite difficult. If you buy an Audi, however, you can buy a new car as often as you like. Being faithful would be something that those other fools do. Buy an A3 for 2011 and maybe an R8 for 2012 – why not?
Great sounds
A modern Audi is fitted with incredibly powerful sound systems, while Megan Fox is fitted with a basic voice box – which, as you know, can’t be amended. In an Audi you can chose what you want to listen to in fantastic 5.1 surround sound (on some models). It’s your choice.
Wood and leather
Megan’s skin complexion is one of her best assets – golden, tanned and perfect in every way. But does she have a wood and leather combination? No. She doesn’t even have a carbon fibre skeleton. So, choose an Audi and smell that dead cow and chopped wood – live the dream my friend, live it.
No hating
Megan is gorgeous, make no mistake, but none of us really know what she is like at home. She could be great, helpful and caring, but what if she is a liar, gambler and a cheat? We know she probably isn’t but is it worth the risk? Buy an Audi and drive along knowing its characteristics will never change – unless it breaks down or you crash it, anyway.
An link or Megan Fox, which one would you choose?
Love you long time
Pulling Megan Fox would be great – amazing, even. But would it last? Let’s be honest, unless you were a high rolling, rich person the chances are the relationship wouldn’t last too long – it’s the vicious nature of a celebrity romance. An Audi, however, would love you long time. It would never leave your side, it would never break up with you, and it would never tell you “there’s someone else”. An Audi is for life – and Miss. Fox can’t compete with that, no matter how alluring she is.
Cleanliness
We’re not about to say Megan Fox is a dirty person – hygiene wise, not the other thing. But what if she is? What if she doesn’t bathe on a regular basis, would you like that? Some of you probably would, but the majority of modern males want a nice and clean woman. And that is where the Audi comes in. Sure, an Audi isn’t a woman, but owning one gives you the ability to bathe your Audi as often as you want. You can bathe it every day if you like.
Rust-free
Megan is great for now, but what about in the future? She’s in the prime of her life at the moment – in her early 20s and no sign of any sagging. Will that last, though? Unfortunately for Megan she will suffer from the dreaded signs of aging as the years go by and her looks will change. Solution? Buy an Audi. A modern day Audi is as well-made as anything on the market and will provide decades of tender, loving care without any aesthetic drop-off.
Daytime running lights
Audi’s now sport the daytime running LED lights – which are lovely. Does Megan Fox have daytime running lights? No. Sure, this isn’t a reason to turn her down, but having DRLs will provide you with the ultimate male boasting tool. Having DRLs will ensure your male compatriots will hate you beyond belief. They represent success and that is guaranteed to annoy your friends more than having a relationship with Miss. Fox – after all, your friends will just assume she took pity on you. Probably.
America vs. Europe
Megan Fox is American. An Audi is made in Germany, Europe. End of.
Warranty and insurance
We would never want anything to happen to Megan, especially anything bad. But what would happen if she accidently burnt her face – for the record we don’t want this to happen – would you still want to be her husband? With an Audi, this risk is completely taken out of the equation. You get a three year warranty just in case the German’s didn’t fit something properly, and even if you do manage to spill acid all over your paintwork, you’ve got insurance to fix to straight away. Belting.
New model
Megan Fox might be the stuff of your dreams for now, but what about in 5 years’ time? You’ll be hankering for a new model and if you marry her that is going to be quite difficult. If you buy an Audi, however, you can buy a new car as often as you like. Being faithful would be something that those other fools do. Buy an A3 for 2011 and maybe an R8 for 2012 – why not?
Great sounds
A modern Audi is fitted with incredibly powerful sound systems, while Megan Fox is fitted with a basic voice box – which, as you know, can’t be amended. In an Audi you can chose what you want to listen to in fantastic 5.1 surround sound (on some models). It’s your choice.
Wood and leather
Megan’s skin complexion is one of her best assets – golden, tanned and perfect in every way. But does she have a wood and leather combination? No. She doesn’t even have a carbon fibre skeleton. So, choose an Audi and smell that dead cow and chopped wood – live the dream my friend, live it.
No hating
Megan is gorgeous, make no mistake, but none of us really know what she is like at home. She could be great, helpful and caring, but what if she is a liar, gambler and a cheat? We know she probably isn’t but is it worth the risk? Buy an Audi and drive along knowing its characteristics will never change – unless it breaks down or you crash it, anyway.
An link or Megan Fox, which one would you choose?
