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STAN MARSH VS STAN SMITH

Stan Marsh:
Just an average American screwed-up kid
Got a clever mind, what ever did?
Live with my parents n’ bitch older sister
Can’t blame though, when everyone’s diss’d ‘er
Hang with my friends, at the bus stop
A Jew, a fat kid, n’ a poor one too
We’re always the center of controversy for what goes on
But adults never understand; they’re just too dumb!

Stan Smith:
Hey kid, I’m way more man
Have a housewife n’ two teenage kids, hot damn!
I’m lean all the way to the right side
Our world is perfect the way it is; Liberals can’t abide
Read all of Rush Limbaugh,...

I SUCK AT POETRY

I suck at poetry, I can’t even rhyme
It’s too confusing; I can never find the time

However, in class, I have to do it
I don’t do too good; not even just a little bit

Why is poetry so hard, why?
When I’m forced to write some; I feel I want to cry

If I have to read poetry to others, my face turns a bright red
I get extremely embarrassed; wish I never got out of bed

When do I read poetry, everyone laughs, including my best friend Royce
It’s completely not fair; I don’t even have a choice

My parents get upset, when they see my grade
They are now ashamed of me; the son they made...

Name: Apollo Warner Sechovec
Gender: Male
Age: 13
Hair: Brown (naturally blond; turns brown because cause I always wear a black baseball cap, even in real life)
Eyes: Hazel
Religion: Atheist (raised Agnostic)
Other Information: I have a very Randy Marsh-esque personality, often doing stuff that feels right at the moment, and then I regret it later and get in deep shit.
I have a very androgynous physical appearance and voice, which I don't especially like. This stuff may have led my occasional overmasculinity and getting pissed when someone refers to me in a female way as a joke (like "girlfriend")....