WAYLON SMITHERS VS MR. GARRISON
Waylon Smithers:
I’m gonna win this for him, Mr. Burns, my boss!
I won’t let him down, I swear, gosh!
This won’t be hard to do
When you, my opponent are a psycho wit’ a hand puppet
Your gender and sexuality are what now; aw fuck it!
Make up your mind; what are you?
Look how messed up you are, and you’re a schoolteacher?
You shouldn’t be around young kids; become instead a preacher!
Mr. Garrison:
But Smithers, believe it or not, yer just as weird!
Look at you, yer way to gay to ever grow a beard!
For Mr. Burns, example, yer totally queer!
Yer voice sounds like Mexicans...
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