~Step 1: Admit to yourself that you still have feelings for this girl.
~Step 2: Choose the completely wrong moment to make a drunken move after hanging out at a strip club… and get shot down on purpose.
~Step 3: Agree that you two don’t work, locking the door on any future you could have together, which will drive Robin nuts.
~Step 4: Robin goes nuts.
~Step 5: Find the person who annoys Robin most in the world and ask for her help. Explain everything to Patrice and hope she agrees to help.
~Step 6: Check with your doctor about possible broken ribs.
~Step 7: Pretend to be dating Patrice.
~Step...
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