1. "Bite My Shiny Metal Ass!"
2. "Bite My Colossal Metal Ass!"
3. "Bite My Glorious Golden Ass!"
4. "Lick My Frozen Metal Ass!"
5. "Hey, end of universe, BITE MY SHINY METAL ASS!"
6. "Hey, whats this fat ugly thing? A frog? A toad? YO MAMA! HAHA!"
7. "DO THE BENDER, DO THE BENDER!"
8. "Whoa, mama! Get a room you two! (Guy says: We're in a room!) Well then, lose some weight!"
9. "Stop touching my junk, pervert!"
10. "You know whats funny? (Fry Says : what?) You weiner!"
11. "Well, bite my shiny metal....OHHHHH NOOOOOO!"
12. "Bite My Red Hot Glowing Ass!"
13. "She'll be coming round the mountin when she comes!"
14. "She'll be riding 6 white horses when she comes!"
15. Fry says: "Who was that guy?" Bender: "Yo Mama!"
16. "The human race can bite my shiny metal ass!"
17. "Nah, no need to worry, i dont have an addictive personality!"
18. "Arrr yeah, that compansats!"
19. "Hey! Do i preach to you when you're lying stoned in the gutter? NO! So BEAT IT!"
20. "Now shut up and drag me to work!"
21. "I'm unstoppable!"
22. "Bring it on, baby!"
23. "Well, we're boned!"
24. "They wanna pick a fight with us, they better bite my ass!"
25. "Hush little baby, dont you leak, daddy's gonna drink for at least a week!"
26. "I need mouth-to-ass resusitation!"
27. Professer: "You're all blasting out green house gases" Bender: "You're one to talk!"
28. "Ohhh! Sign my ass!"
29. "In an event of an emergency, my ass can be used as a flotation device!"
30. "Try this, kids at home!"
31. Lela: "Come on bender! You're grandmother could push harder than that!" Bender: "No crap! My grandmother was a bulldozer!"
32. "I demand you restore my buttocks to there former glory!"
33. "Thank you and goodnight"
2. "Bite My Colossal Metal Ass!"
3. "Bite My Glorious Golden Ass!"
4. "Lick My Frozen Metal Ass!"
5. "Hey, end of universe, BITE MY SHINY METAL ASS!"
6. "Hey, whats this fat ugly thing? A frog? A toad? YO MAMA! HAHA!"
7. "DO THE BENDER, DO THE BENDER!"
8. "Whoa, mama! Get a room you two! (Guy says: We're in a room!) Well then, lose some weight!"
9. "Stop touching my junk, pervert!"
10. "You know whats funny? (Fry Says : what?) You weiner!"
11. "Well, bite my shiny metal....OHHHHH NOOOOOO!"
12. "Bite My Red Hot Glowing Ass!"
13. "She'll be coming round the mountin when she comes!"
14. "She'll be riding 6 white horses when she comes!"
15. Fry says: "Who was that guy?" Bender: "Yo Mama!"
16. "The human race can bite my shiny metal ass!"
17. "Nah, no need to worry, i dont have an addictive personality!"
18. "Arrr yeah, that compansats!"
19. "Hey! Do i preach to you when you're lying stoned in the gutter? NO! So BEAT IT!"
20. "Now shut up and drag me to work!"
21. "I'm unstoppable!"
22. "Bring it on, baby!"
23. "Well, we're boned!"
24. "They wanna pick a fight with us, they better bite my ass!"
25. "Hush little baby, dont you leak, daddy's gonna drink for at least a week!"
26. "I need mouth-to-ass resusitation!"
27. Professer: "You're all blasting out green house gases" Bender: "You're one to talk!"
28. "Ohhh! Sign my ass!"
29. "In an event of an emergency, my ass can be used as a flotation device!"
30. "Try this, kids at home!"
31. Lela: "Come on bender! You're grandmother could push harder than that!" Bender: "No crap! My grandmother was a bulldozer!"
32. "I demand you restore my buttocks to there former glory!"
33. "Thank you and goodnight"
