So as you all know, I grew up in America, Las Vegas to be exact, and then I moved back to my home nation, Australia. And during primary school, no-one was particularly curious, but high school is a whole different story. Below are some stupid questions I got and my reactions:
1. Were you born in America?
(No, motherfucker.)
2. Were your parents from America or something?
(Yeah, of course, they're definitely not Asian, I was adopted. /sarcasm.)
3. So, like, how many pairs of shoes did you buy from New York?
(I've never been to motherfucking New York in my life.)
4. So like, are you from the 'hood'?
(I have a 'hood'. *points at hoodie*)
5. Did you used to have a big locker?
(*bitch-slap* What part of elementary school do you not understand?)
6. Did you wear mufti every day?
(>[)
7. Say tomato.
(How about no?)
8. Say herbs.
(Herbs?)
Proper Americans say 'errrrrrrbs.
(*slaps in face* Proper bitches get bitch-slapped.)
9. *asks random question about American History*
(*ignores coz didn't get to learn much about American history*)
And the stupidest question of them all:
10. Why did you leave America? I mean, it seems so totally awesome! Why would you ever leave? I would stay there like forever.
(Two syllables: par-ents. Just coz it's a free country, doesn't mean I'm independent enough to go without my parents. I love my mommy... coz she fucked my dad.)
OR alternatively:
(My mom got raped in a parking lot and I joined a gang to learn how to rape too so I could rape the rapist back. Want a demo? *sticks finger inside nearest person's belly button*)
1. Were you born in America?
(No, motherfucker.)
2. Were your parents from America or something?
(Yeah, of course, they're definitely not Asian, I was adopted. /sarcasm.)
3. So, like, how many pairs of shoes did you buy from New York?
(I've never been to motherfucking New York in my life.)
4. So like, are you from the 'hood'?
(I have a 'hood'. *points at hoodie*)
5. Did you used to have a big locker?
(*bitch-slap* What part of elementary school do you not understand?)
6. Did you wear mufti every day?
(>[)
7. Say tomato.
(How about no?)
8. Say herbs.
(Herbs?)
Proper Americans say 'errrrrrrbs.
(*slaps in face* Proper bitches get bitch-slapped.)
9. *asks random question about American History*
(*ignores coz didn't get to learn much about American history*)
And the stupidest question of them all:
10. Why did you leave America? I mean, it seems so totally awesome! Why would you ever leave? I would stay there like forever.
(Two syllables: par-ents. Just coz it's a free country, doesn't mean I'm independent enough to go without my parents. I love my mommy... coz she fucked my dad.)
OR alternatively:
(My mom got raped in a parking lot and I joined a gang to learn how to rape too so I could rape the rapist back. Want a demo? *sticks finger inside nearest person's belly button*)
He has not been going to school. He keeps acting think he is sick he does not care they he will fail he does not care that he will be taken away. I just want to punch him.......... he thinks nothing can happen he does this about 2 years ago because some kid was not letting him play football but he says not one is picking on him so whats his bloody problem. We called his princible but he did not call back he said he help us but he is not even around. My dad he is never there so he no help. My mum she has to work alot she cant have the exra stress. All my brother cares about is his self.
sorry about the rant but i had to let it out
sorry about the rant but i had to let it out
(Note: One day I was very bored so I wrote this story I thought you guys would like to read it. The story will have spelling mistacks I sucks with spelling and Grammer.)
Once upone a time a monky stold Harry's Lucky Charms. Harry was mad he wanted to eat it becuse of it was the best wizarding food of all time but the monkey wanted to flush it down the potty. Harry chast the monkey all around the world and they can to potty city. The monkey throw the Lucky Charms it almost when in the potty intell Pikachu saved it. Harry Potter and Pikachu jump around becuse they got he lucky Charms but then Ash when over and kicked Harry and Pikachu stold the Lucky Carms then ran to NeverLand.
The End XD
Once upone a time a monky stold Harry's Lucky Charms. Harry was mad he wanted to eat it becuse of it was the best wizarding food of all time but the monkey wanted to flush it down the potty. Harry chast the monkey all around the world and they can to potty city. The monkey throw the Lucky Charms it almost when in the potty intell Pikachu saved it. Harry Potter and Pikachu jump around becuse they got he lucky Charms but then Ash when over and kicked Harry and Pikachu stold the Lucky Carms then ran to NeverLand.
The End XD