The Chuck and Blair Cronicles

(I HATE this ep, But I'm not gonna re write it-cba. This one isn't really a C/B ep it's more of a Blair episode, But they do have C/B scenes but the next episode is defo about them! So hope you enjoy it anyway.)

Episode 6: We Aren't Family

GG: Ohh parents, Everyone's gotta love their parents, Sweet parents. Right Blair? -No. Mom dating V'd Dad, Not the step family you had in mind B. Could V be working her way onto the A-list?

At the Waldorf Appartment.
Ross and Eleanor are sitting on the couch cuddling and laughing.
Vanessa and Blair are standing behind them looking very angry and unpleased.

B: I do not believe this?
V: You think I do?
B: I can't have my Mom dating your Dad
V: Wow, for the first time I'm actually agreeing with you
B: I'd of taken Cyrus anyday over this...
V: How are we going to do this?
B: I don't know, But I will do it, I don't want you as my step sister
V: Feeling's mutual. (voice gets louder) Dad! Can we go now?

R: Oh but you and Blair are getting on so well.
V: (grins) Oh I wouldn't go that far...
B: (smiles) Neither would I
V: Dad, Lets go...
R: Alright Sweetie, Okay, I'll call you tomorrow (kisses Eleanor goodbye)
E: Alright honey, Bye
R: Bye
E: (Ross and Vanessa walk towards the elvator) Bye Vanessa
V: Bye Mrs Waldorf (Ross and Vanessa leave)
B: Mother, Honestly...
E: Oh don't start Blair
B: You can't date him...
E: Why ever not? What's wrong with him?
B: What's right with him?
E: (hmph)
B: Mom, Please I'm asking you don't date him
E: You've said that over and over to me over the years and I think it's about time I do something I want, Not what you want
B: (looks annoyed)

Chuck enters the appartment from the elevator.

C: Hello...
B: (smiles) Hey
E: Charles...
C: Mrs Waldorf, How are you?
E: Great, But I'm sure Blair will fill you in
B: Lets go

Blair and Chuck leave and enter the elevator.

C: What was punky brewster doing leaving here?
B: Well her Dad is dating my Mom
C: (bursts out laughing)
B: This isn't funny! I need to sort this out.
C: How you gonna do that?
B: Ohh I don't know, But I don't wanna talk about that tonight, I just wanna have fun
C: we can do fun...

Blair smiles and they both exit the elevator.

The Next day at school.
Serena and Blair are sitting on the steps talking.

S: So I read on Gossip Girl, You and Vaness could become family
B: Don't even put those two words together
S: (Smiles) Oh come on atleast your Mom's happy right?
B: Oh yeah, Mom Happy, So everyone's happy exept me, So if I'm not happy, Chuck isn't happy and if Chuck's not happy, The whole Van der Bass family wont be happy, which includes you, So you agree with me on this.
S: Absolutly. (smiles)
B: Great well...Help me come up with a plan to get of him
S: Hey no no no,
B: Come on Serena
S: Oh Okay I got one! (Blair looks enthusiastic) Throw headband at Ross. (smiles)
B: (Sarcastic) Ha Ha.
S: I'm sorry B. Why don't you ask Chuck?
B: I did, But he couldn't think of anything...right
S: (joking) Well you know if all fails you could always plant drugs on him
B: (Looks enthusiastic and looks at Serena)
S: No Blair. That's wrong, You can't do that
B: Hey you said it not me
S: As a joke, You can't do that
B: Why not?
S: Because you can't Blair...Where would you get it from?
B: You forget who my boyfriend is...

School bell rings.

S: (Serena stands up) I gotta get to class, But Blair don't do it...
B: If you say so...

Serena walks away, leaving Blair looking pleased with the idea.

GG: Spotted. S and B on the school steps. Discussing family matters B. Oh don't be shy let us all know...After all we all want to know what's going on inside that pretty head of yours...

Later in the day at the Van der Bass Appartment, In Chuck's room.
Blair and Chuck are making out.

B: Chuck..
C: MmmHmm (carries on kissing her)
B: I need you to do something
C: (stops and looks intreaged) name it? It's done
B: (smiles) It's about my Mom and ughh Ross, I need to end it and you can help me
C: What do you need?
B: (grins)

Blair begins to explain the plan to Chuck.
Chuck nods along.

B: So...
C: Little bitchy don't you think?
B: It's what I do best.
C: Don't I know it...
B: (smiles) You'll do it
C: For you, Always

They both continue to make out.
(Later at the Waldorf Appartment, Ross and Eleanor are in the kitchen talking. Blair joins them having put the drugs into Ross' coat pocket. Eleanor and Ross are laughing and talking.)

B: Hello..
E: Oh Blair
R: Hey Blair, How are you today?
B: I'm good,
R: Great, Well sweetie I'll get my coat then we can leave.
B: Oh don't worry, I'll fetch it. (Blair goes and gets the coat and hands it to Ross)
R: Thanks Blair

Ross puts the coat on and while he does the bag of drugs falls out of the pocket.

E: Oh whats that? (Eleanor picks up the bag) What's this?
R: I have no idea, Eleanor I don't know, their not mine
E: (looks shocked) Well whose are they?
B: Yes whose?
R: I don't know, But their not mine
E: Then why are they in your coat!
R: I don't know!
E: You liar. (shouting) Just get out! Get out!!!
B: Go on go!
R: Eleanor...
E: GO!!!

Ross leaves.

B: Mom, I'm sorry
E: (Eleanor is crying, Blair hugs her, Blair looks realeved)

(Later in the evening)
Blair is her room talking lying on the bed.
Vanessa enters.

V: What the hell do you think your doing?
B: How did you get in here
V: Doesn't matter. Why did you do it?
B: What?
V: Planting drugs on my father!
B: Ohh, Get over it, You told me to fix it and I did, No more step siblings WooHoo!
V: I can't believe you did that
B: Listen, I don't want my Mom dating or even marrying a loser like your father
V: Oh don't pretend this is about my Dad, Because lets face it Blair this was about you! And what Blair wants, Blair gets right? You can't ruin people's lives because your Blair Waldorf!
B: (gets up to face Vanessa) I think I can
V: Your not getting away with this
B: I think I just did
V: I'll bring you down Blair
B: With what? (grins)
V: I'll get you back for this
B: I'm so scared...

Vanessa leaves.
Blair grins and giggles to herself.

GG: V vowing vengance on Blair. Can V really take down the Queen B? There's only one way to find out, Bitch Fight, But we all know who's going to come out of that fight alive...You know you love me. xoxo Gossip Girl.

TO BE CONTINUED...

The next ep will be based around the death of Bart, He is killed, So defo a C/B ep. :D