Dumb Blonde Bombshell
*sigh* It must be hard to be curvy, gorgeous, AND blonde. Yes, you're constantly dealing with men competing for your attention, but you certainly don't mind. And, girl, you KNOW how to get their attention! Yeah, so what if your hair color, breasts, and nose are fake? And so what if the jealous girls call you a slut. That's their problem, because you look great!