Bones

“The Princess and the Pear,” last Thursday’s episode of the Fox show Bones, opened with a group of eighth graders dressed like wizards and warriors playing Dungeons & Dragons in a sewer.

And my first thought was, “Oh, God, here we go again with the tired stereotypes of fantasy enthusiasts!”

The kids soon find a decomposed corpse dressed like a princess — which makes sense, of course, because it’s only RPGers who root around in sewers, never football players or rodeo riders.

Soon the apparent murder is being investigated by Dr. Temperance ‘Bones’ Brennan (Emily Deschanel)....

These are season 3 quotes :)


The Widow's Son in the Windshield[3.1]

Clark Edison: (interviewing to be Brennan's new assistant) Did I get it right?
Cam: Yes. Construction worker, foundation collapse.
Clark: But I'm not impressing her.
Cam: I'm still not completely certain what Dr. Brennan thinks of me.

Booth: So it's been what, three months since Zack shipped off to Iraq?
Brennan: Uh-huh.
Booth: How hard could it be to replace him?

Brennan: How did this skull get here?
Booth: Ask our eyewitness. (Runs off to get a teenage boy.) Let's go buddy. (Brings the boy over to Brennan.)
Boy: I am not high.
Brennan:...