[Posted for pinjas and re-posted here :)]

I hate doing these since they have nothing to do with the spot, but after a month of being AWOL I figured I pretty much had no choice.

So, here it goes.

Dear friends (and people who aren't my friends, please you creepy stalkers GTFO nobody likes you and this is serious and emotional and its already embarassing enough already so stop making it worse serioously you freaks),
Sorry I've been gone for like ever.
Truth be told, I've been having some serious friend and family issues, and I have to be honest with you; I never really felt like coming on to talk to anybody.
I'd come on every once and a while but that was really it.
I'm not going to publically display all of my "issues" but they weren't the best moments of my life.
But thats not really why I made this. I didn't mean for me to moan and groan about how terrible my life is.
Believe me, I do not deserve a pat on the back.
You guys are WAY too nice to me :D

Anyways, when I finally decided to come back on, I had lots of concerned and wonderful props telling me how much you guys missed me and asking me where I was.
And thats when I realized you guys are not just some random people on the internet.
And not to be the totally overly emotional mushy gushy creepy type- but you're all my friends.
Like, my real friends.
I never thought I'd ever care about people who I'd never truly met before.
So I just wanted to say thanks.
-stupid humiliating mushy response OVER-

PS: If you chose to ignore this, believe me, I totally get it.