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Caillou was sleeping, until Boris, Doris, and Rosie wakes him up by banging pans.

Boris: Caillou! Wake your ass up right now!
Doris: Guess what today is.
Caillou: (gasps) It's extreme punishment day today! (cries)
Gilbert: meows sadly

In the kitchen

Boris: 1st punishment, eat spinach!
Caillou: But..
Doris: Goooooo!
Caillou: Yuck!

In the living room

Doris: 2nd punishment: Listen to Rosie jabbering and talking for hours!
Rosie: No playing! No watching! No inviting friends! No parties! No staying late past bedtime! No video games! No listening to music! No unicycling! No biking! No skateboarding! No scooting! No swimming! No playing sports! No…
Caillou: Do I really need to listen to this?
Doris: Shhhh! Yes you do! Repeat at once Rosie!
Rosie: No playing…

Later in church

Boris: 3rd punishment, say you hate Jesus!
Caillou: But I love Jesus above all things!
Boris: Now!!!
Caillou: I hate Jesus.
Boris: Louder!
Caillou: I hate Jesus!
Boris: LOUDER!
Caillou: I HATE JESUS!!! (cries)

Later at McDonalds

Rosie: 4th punishment, beat up Dora!
Caillou: But Dora is my best friend!
Boris+Doris: If you don't do so, there are extra more punishments ahead!

Caillou punches Dora and he flees the scene crying, just as his parents and Rosie run after him.

Later at home

Boris: 5th punishment, vinegar dumping and spanking!

Boris spanks Caillou and dumps vinegar on him as Caillou cries.

Later at night

Boris+Doris+Rosie: To your room right now! And sleep forever! AND NEVER COME OUT AGAIN!!!
Caillou cries as he runs in.
Boris: Now that your mean brother is in his room, let's go get some ice cream Rosie.
Rosie: Yay! I want ice cream!

They walk out.

In Caillou's room

Caillou: I hate mommy, daddy, and Rosie! I HATE THEM! They are always getting me in trouble, even when I do nothing! I wish they will die today!
Gilbert: meows

Caillou finds the keys for his parents car, he looks out his window and sees the car is on the driveway, which means Boris, Doris, and Rosie are taking a walk. Caillou grins happily.

Later outside on the street

Caillou is driving the car on the road. He then spots Boris, Doris, and Rosie crossing the road in front of him. Instead of stopping at the stop sign, he instead speeds up the car to 100 mph, and hits and runs over Boris, Doris, and Rosie, leading to their official deaths. He then dumps their bodies into a nearby sewer. Caillou then goes back to the house, takes everything out, and puts everything into the trunk of the car. He then cuts the padlock on the cage to free Gilbert. Afterwards, he sets a bomb for 60 seconds in the house as he and Gilbert get ready to leave. After they drive away, the bomb blows and the whole entire house burns up into flames.

Caillou: Good riddance ugly cursed house!

In a strange place

We then see Boris, Doris, and Rosie in their spiritual bodies, as they descend into a scary fiery dimension of the universe. In other words, hell.

Boris: Where are we?
Doris: And why is it so hot?
Rosie: And why are we on fire?!
Devil: Isn't it obvious? You are in hell. My territory. And I'm the devil. I'm the one who tempted Caillou to do bad things. Afterwards, I tempted you to not forgive him, ground him for nothing at times, and instead of punishing him, abusing him. I even tempted you to force him to say he doesn't like Jesus. Plus, your babysitter Julie also sold her soul as well, and just got killed in a car accident. Here she is right now in hell with all of us. Same goes for Courtney, Julie, Ms. Martin, and that female principal.
Doris: Let us out of this hell devil! Give us a second chance so we could forgive Caillou!
Devil: Sorry, no can do. I'm the devil.
Boris: Then you are grounded for life!
Devil: No way! You can't ground me! Instead, you are all grounded in hell for your whole eternity! Ha ha ha ha! You can't stop me!!! (the devil puts down his trident and becomes a snake and it looks like he is about to bite everyone)
Boris+Doris+Rosie: Noooooo!
Julie: Noooooo!
Courtney: Noooooo!
Female Principal: Noooooooo! (wails)
Ms. Martin: (bawls)

Back on Earth

In church

Caillou: Jesus, I am sorry for all my sins. I am sorry for saying that I hate you. Please forgive me Jesus. Amen.

Later on the street

John: Caillou, I hear you killed your parents and sister.
Grandma: Why did you do that?!
Grandpa: Yeah, why did you kill our son and daughter, and granddaughter?
Caillou: They sold their souls to the devil, and they started grounding me for no reason, and loving Rosie more than me.
Grandma: Oh, that explains it.
John: Thank goodness you killed them. If they are still here, they would have caused a lot of trouble all over the world. They could have killed all republicans and even me.
Grandpa: Oh, by the way, I think you have someone you need to apologize to.

Later at Dora's House

Caillou: Dora, I'm sorry for beating you up earlier. My evil parents and sister forced me to do that, but they are dead now. Can you forgive me?
Dora: Of course Caillou! You are forgiven! Come on into my house. You and your cat Gilbert can live with me.
Caillou: Thanks Dora!
Grandpa: I love a happy ending!
Grandma: Me too!
John: Devil is powerless now! God bless America!


RIP (Rest in punishment) Boris, Doris, Rosie, and everybody that was rude to Caillou and sold their souls

The End
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