BLACK RACISTS:
Any one who knows me, knows I can tolerate just about ANYTHING. Except for fuckin racism. I mean, most of friends are either black or with Mexican relatives.. But, what I find can be even worse, is when some (not all, only some) turn ANYTHING I say into a racist slur, and you can never win in an argument because of this. Not judging anyone, just deeply annoyed, that's all..
AMERICAN HYPOCRITES:
I'm not sure why there certain people in the US that just want to judge EVERYTHING. Even us Canadians, they mock us Canadians. But the fact is. When ever I go to my American relatives, there is literary NO difference whatsoever.. Well. Scenario wise, at least..
COUNTRY MUSIC:
It's not that it's nesseary BAD music.
It's just.. Not for me.
But unfortunately, when you gro up with a family such as mine, you hear it fuckin EVERYWHERE. My family is obsessed with country music. Where all a bunch of AppleJack's.
In fact, my entire mom's side of the family, are literary a bunch of cowboys and cowgirls..
AM RADIO:
Now. This is the worst thing in the history of.. Radio.
I would rather lesson to fuckin country, then AM radio.
My dad loves it, but I can't see how.
ALMOST "EVERY" FANFICTION STORY:
Now. There are obviously so GREAT stories out there (but no, My Little Dashie is not one of them, so shut up).
But the fact still remains that there's IDEA that people make porns out them. And with so much details.. I mean. Do they watch fuckin porn all day.. But that's not even the ONLY thing I hate.. Even GOOD fanfics are written as soap operas. And I hardly ever read fanfics. I just write them. And sometimes read my OWN stories..
NEWFOUNDLAND ACCENTS:
Every time you hear cartoons with Canadian stereotypes, there's the fact that Newfoundlanders really DO talk like that.
And I once had a school teacher from there, and he was always obsessed with maple syrup.
THE WAR BETWEEN COKE AND PEPSI:
In my opinion. They taste the exact same.
That's all I got for now.
Stay tuned for more parts..
Any one who knows me, knows I can tolerate just about ANYTHING. Except for fuckin racism. I mean, most of friends are either black or with Mexican relatives.. But, what I find can be even worse, is when some (not all, only some) turn ANYTHING I say into a racist slur, and you can never win in an argument because of this. Not judging anyone, just deeply annoyed, that's all..
AMERICAN HYPOCRITES:
I'm not sure why there certain people in the US that just want to judge EVERYTHING. Even us Canadians, they mock us Canadians. But the fact is. When ever I go to my American relatives, there is literary NO difference whatsoever.. Well. Scenario wise, at least..
COUNTRY MUSIC:
It's not that it's nesseary BAD music.
It's just.. Not for me.
But unfortunately, when you gro up with a family such as mine, you hear it fuckin EVERYWHERE. My family is obsessed with country music. Where all a bunch of AppleJack's.
In fact, my entire mom's side of the family, are literary a bunch of cowboys and cowgirls..
AM RADIO:
Now. This is the worst thing in the history of.. Radio.
I would rather lesson to fuckin country, then AM radio.
My dad loves it, but I can't see how.
ALMOST "EVERY" FANFICTION STORY:
Now. There are obviously so GREAT stories out there (but no, My Little Dashie is not one of them, so shut up).
But the fact still remains that there's IDEA that people make porns out them. And with so much details.. I mean. Do they watch fuckin porn all day.. But that's not even the ONLY thing I hate.. Even GOOD fanfics are written as soap operas. And I hardly ever read fanfics. I just write them. And sometimes read my OWN stories..
NEWFOUNDLAND ACCENTS:
Every time you hear cartoons with Canadian stereotypes, there's the fact that Newfoundlanders really DO talk like that.
And I once had a school teacher from there, and he was always obsessed with maple syrup.
THE WAR BETWEEN COKE AND PEPSI:
In my opinion. They taste the exact same.
That's all I got for now.
Stay tuned for more parts..
#5: JAWS:
I still remember that time my dad told me there's this really cool Shark movie, where he kills a bunch of people.. This sounded so cool, I loved that thought. But when I saw it.. Boy, I STILL get nervous in the water.. Thanks a lot Dad..
#4: INDIANA JONES:
That whole bug scene..
#3: WILLY WONKA:
We all know the scene.. Fuck that scene..
#2: MOST GOOSEBUMPS EPISODES:
Yeah.. I was pretty easy to scare..
#1: KING KONG:
"And the award for most fucked up Natives, goes to.. Peter Jackson (audience cheers)".
Seriously, man.. With all the slow motion, and the fucking old lady.. I was traumatized for months..
Even that scene when Carl sees the skull on the map.. I think I had stomach cramps or something.. That face image fucked me up..
I still remember that time my dad told me there's this really cool Shark movie, where he kills a bunch of people.. This sounded so cool, I loved that thought. But when I saw it.. Boy, I STILL get nervous in the water.. Thanks a lot Dad..
#4: INDIANA JONES:
That whole bug scene..
#3: WILLY WONKA:
We all know the scene.. Fuck that scene..
#2: MOST GOOSEBUMPS EPISODES:
Yeah.. I was pretty easy to scare..
#1: KING KONG:
"And the award for most fucked up Natives, goes to.. Peter Jackson (audience cheers)".
Seriously, man.. With all the slow motion, and the fucking old lady.. I was traumatized for months..
Even that scene when Carl sees the skull on the map.. I think I had stomach cramps or something.. That face image fucked me up..