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So yeah.
Rockstar is known for insulting most things.
Particallty police.
But that mainly goes for Grand Theft Auto, for obvious reasons.
But still there also a lot of honorable cops that rockstar made.
Here's the list..

#10: Captain Espinoza (red dead redemption)
To those who don't know, he's the fat guy with the eye patch from the Mexican army.
Unlike the other Mexican army leaders, he's the only one who actually DOSE believe he's helping his country, and that the rebels are terriests.
So.. He's the only one who's actually fighting for a "reason".
But considering he's still a dick in every "other" way.
He's stuck as number 10..

#9: Patrolmen (La noire):
These are the types of police uniforms that EVERYONE knows.
There the blue uniforms with the big hats and small ties.
Anyway.
Unlike Grand Theft Auto patrolmen.
The ones in La Noire, don't just sit around pbeing fat and lazy all day.
They actually take there jobs seriously.

#8: Rusty Gollaway (la noire):
Sure he's a alcoholic, somewhat lazy, woman hating, old douchebag.
But at least he's still better than friggin Roy Earl.

7: Wilson Da Silva (Max Payne 3)
I don't know much about him.
But he becomes one of your bosses, and a major character of the game.
That's good enough for me.

#6: Stefan Bekowsky (la noire):
He's your first partner as a detective.
And although he's jealous of him at first, he is quick to grow a friendship with Philips.
He's probably my favorite partner, as he's the only one who dosen't hold a grudge against woman.
Plus there's abit of an inside joke, that he is always calling Cole "kid" even though he's younger than Cole.

5: Dave Norton (grand theft auto 5):
It's exteremely hard to have a honorable cop character, in a game series that is all about HATING cops.
But Davy is as close as the series has ever gotten (as far as I know).
Sure he is constantly forcing Michael into doing his dirty work.
But in his defense, that was probably part of the orginal deal.
And more importantly.
He never betrays you. In fact, even though he is always claiming that Miichael is only there so that he can be a human shield against gunfire, you can kinda tell he secretly cares for Mike as a person.

4: Captain Donnelly (la noire);
He's more feared the respected it.
But I consider that to be more or less a good thing.
Plus.. He always "welcomes" your suspects before you interrogate them.

#3: Max Payne (Max Payne):
Anti hero, ex cop.
What could be better! ;)
Espically when they give slow motion dives during combat scenes, and has the voice of James McCaffree.

#2: Leigh Johnson (Red Dead Redemption):
He is everything Edgar Ross ISN'T.
A badass cop who, most of the criminals killed are from him himself, while Ross would just force Marston into doing it all, and then betray him in the end.

#1: Cole Phelps (la noire):
The main protagonist of La noire, who was rather arrogant and self centred joining the war, earning disrespect from his "buddies".
And one of them "Sheldon" couldn't take it anymore and shots Phelps in the chest.
Causing Cole to go home early.
Anyway..
Cole, realizing how bad of a leader he was during the war, needed to redeem himself and did so by joining the police force, and before long, he became famish for his talented detective work.
But what makes him #1 one, is that he could care less about the fame.
He only wants to do the right thing.
So yeah. He's one of my most favorite protagonists. And I was mad he cheated on his wife.
But, at the same time.
Think about all that he's been though.
Especially during the war.
War is hell!
As the saying goes..
OCTOBER 31:

"… So after being trapped in the hurricane we ended up in Quahog, and Stan shot Sally. But she'll be fine." Carly explained to Dash after the two of them had finally reunited after all that time. The two are now just outside the Griffin house. Pinkie Lancer is seen chasing Herbert the Pervert away from Chris's window. Even drawing her small 38 revolver at him, which she rarely uses. She's more of a non-action character.

"Huh, well I've been here, I've been hanging with a talking dog and super-smart talking baby who can time travel.. Yet I've still had less crazy adventures, though...
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ONE MONTH LATER:

We now reach the episode where Quahog is hit by a hurricane. In the Griffin house the family attempts to pass the time by playing charades and various other games together. They are unable to keep themselves entertained and take their frustrations out on Meg, as usual. Having had enough of their abuse over the years, Meg turns against the other family members. She starts with Chris by calling him out for his bullying treatment of her and how he never takes her side in arguments against their parents. When Lois tries to tell her that she is taking her problems out on everyone...
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(It's from here that my favourite character starts showing up, also the chapter will start showing up real fast, maybe in the same day.. Just copying them from Google Docs after all)...

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By the next morning Sally Lucia awakens in the back of Sub-Hub (their version of Subway), the entire night becomes a blur shortly after she and her new friends arrive at whatever bar they went to, Sally can't remember. All she remembers is this moment, wearing a Sub-Hub apron, and Sally's head was burning like someone lit some gasoline on fire inside...
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MASTER SWORD:

1:

Saten: But dude! You can't steal police cars! You know how illegal that is!?

Master Sword: Pffffft, who will pull over a police car.

Saten: I- ... Wow., you're actually right.

Master Sword: Have I ever NOT been right?

(shows an image of Saten about to be lite from a powerful cannon in a very dangerous and unprofessional way, and Master Sword giving him thumbs up, as it was Master Sword's idea).

2:

Derpy: I really messed up on those invitations! I feel just awful!

Master Sword: Why'd you bring me to Cake N' Bacon for our third date, I HATE this place!

Derpy: I told Cranky I could get...
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posted by Canada24



Episode 1;

Roman: (meets Niko at the boat stop).

Niko: (stressed) What took you so long!

Roman: Sorry.. I was at a party.. But anyway.. (singing) Welcome, home, Cousin. You know that, I missed ye-

Niko: [Off-Screen] NO! [On-Screen] NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOU SING!

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Roman is driving them too the apartment, though he's driving very slowly, much to Niko's anger.

Roman: Do you think Mallorie's mad at me?

Niko: Because you're in the right lane behind a bus and you won't go around it? (sarcastically) No, I'm sure she finds it charming.

Roman: No,...
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Welcome of my Halloween inspired movie reviews.

I been reading many of Wind's reviews only to realize "I SUCK at reviewing".. But also, his Halloween review did give me a review.. Lets talk about the third..

Now, firstly. Movie two, that was suppose to be the end of Michael.. The producer wanted different stories.. Different villains.. But people just wanted Michael. So they were forced to revive him. Hense why the movies became worse and worse.. Even after Halloween H20 gave us the perfect death. No, it wasn't enough for people.. Just like Jason and Freddy. Michael had to be done to death.....
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Robotnik says, "Snoopi-" He forgot what he was going to say, but quickly remembered. "Snooping as usual I see!"
Robotnik says, "Snoopi-" He forgot what he was going to say, but quickly remembered. "Snooping as usual I see!"

Hey. Don't be surprised. I did leave a cliffhanger at the ending. Kintobor is actually Robotnik, he just put some stuff in the story, and I got confused. Can't believe he used his name backwards. Anyway, he did say something about getting his revenge on me, and this is how it happened. I made a Pinkie promise to visit Pinkie Pie once a week. A month passed after the promise, and things looked different. There were a few houses destroyed, swastikas were...
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posted by Canada24
Weird that as a Canadian meself I can only think of 5..


#5: ROOM:
I never personally seen this, but it's said to be okay enough..


#4: THE TERRY FOX STORY:
Terry is a very well known story, there are streets named after him. And you can watch this to know what happened.. Can't remember much..


#3: HYENA ROAD:
Not the greatest war movie ever. But I can't find many good Canadian films. And I always respected this one for being Canadian.. Not much else to say..


#2: PASSINDALE:
Another war film. Orginally I never gave this film the proper credit, cause I didn't expect to be a love story. But it's good...
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#1: JOHN MARSTON (Red Dead Redemption):
Several other characters have this role.. Bonnie. Leith Johnson. and Nastas.. But John is the one we play as for the entireity of the game.. And so he gets the spot.. Espically ifyou do side missions.. Which include a old man talking to his long dead wife. Which John awkwardly greets as normal until he can leave.. Though does say "I got meeting with planet earth."



#2: COLE PHELPS (La Noire):
Comes aross as the only cop that actually cares about the safety of the citizens.. Espically compared to Roy Earle.. But Cole's flaw is his pride. Which is often mistaken...
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So yeah.. After watching Serbian film.. I've had enough of those horrible fucking movies.. Deciding to do REAL reviews.. Movies I actually like.

Anyone who knows me, knows that of COARSE I would review Freddy-fucking-Krueger.. I use to drive WindWaker and DreamTime crazy with my obsesson of him.. But I'm actually over the phase now. I haven't actually watched one of the movies in a while..

I never understood why Robert Englund didn't get nominated for this movie.. Took up to the sequels for him to get at least niminated.. But still never won.. Better then Chucky though, Brad Douiff wasn't even...
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For those wondering.. Yes, Glaze is the same Glaze from those youtube channels, where she sings fan made songs. The creator made her female cause he claims he likes the female pony designs better..

And too be honest, she's kinda cute.

But in this, her and Derpy share the same type of role.. Glaze is cute, but she's also violent, short tempered, willing to manipulate you into doing her dirty work..

So it's best not to get on Glaze's bad side..

AlexMane, groaning to himself, approached the woman's prison.

AlexMane: I'm here to bail out Glaze WoodenToaster.

Guard: Aren't you the one that lead us too...
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posted by Canada24
I only watched episode 4 today.

So, we have our first Todd episode.
I had a feeling I was gonna like this character, Aaron Paul is just a great actor period.

Plus.. I'll probably be Todd in 5 years, xD
Playing video games, sleeping on couches... Selling drugs.
It'll be the best life ever :)

Anyway.. Still nothing to say.
But I'll keep watching.. This one was somewhat of an approvement over the other ones.

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Well.. I honestly don't have anything to say this time.
This show is starting to give me that "numb feelings" you get from watching Hellsing Ultimate..

Guess I should get use to that.
Wind says this is WORSE than Hellsing, in that sense.

Especially since Hellsing probably isn't meant to be taken THAT seriously.
It's basic "shoot em up" series.
But with scary as shit moments mixed among it.

This show seems more subtle, and smarter..

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3 DAYS EARLIER:

Twi: You sure about leaving?

Saten: Afried so.. But at least Pinkie is taking it better than I thought she would.

Pinkie: (crying heavily).

Saten: See, she's fine.

Twi: Uhh, sure.

Pinkie: (still crying)

Dash: Hey, you still got me Pinkie.

Pinkie: (thinks about this) (cries harder).

Saten: I am gonna miss this place though.. So many friends.

Master Sword: (walks bye).

Saten: Hey buddy

Master Sword: Fuck off, (flips him the middle finger before leaving).

Twi: Guess he still blames you for Derpy..

Saten: Sure.. But least he's handling it better than he did earlier.

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Well.. Decided to do my reviews on mondays for now..

Guess I got my wish of something "interesting" happening.
Reminds me why I decided to keep with this show, despite how boring it started getting..

Weird how Johan's sister goes from annoying, to a cool character (kinda hot as far as cartoons go).
Weird how to those people, any pretty girl, means she must be a hooker or something.. But hey, this a girl who kept a gun in a very "interesting" spot.
I mean.. What if she's having sex, and forgot the gun there..
JonTron: TWO KIDS ARE GONNA DIE TONIGHT!!

I have feeling she's gonna die though.
Wind kinda...
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#1: HARRY POTTER SPOOF:
It's poorly edited. Rushed.
And.. I could of done better..
Oh well..


#2: I WAS HERE FIRST:
My first ever MLP story.
I still like it.
But it's very over rated.
Currently my most POPULAR story.
And not even my best work. It's just me showing off my love of Spike at the time, and showing SpikeXRarity, a ship I don't even like all that much..
And, I only made the sequel to shut up that one guy..


#3: UNLIKELY HEROS:
My A&O days.
I didn't want to make it. But I was kinda forced into it.
I kinda rushed it.
And my ending was stupid..


#4: SAVING PRIVATE RYAN SPOOF:
I was still exploring my skills.
It kinda sucks..


#5: WHAT IF STORY:
Yet another A&O story I was FORCED into.
Same with "Wolves that can sing/rap"..
#1:
"I make movies for teenage boys. Oh, dear, what a crime."


#2:
"I've done more girls than all of you."


#3:
“Are you chewing gum? You can not chew gum! It’s the most unsexy thing you can do when you’re trying to do sexy shit!"


#4:
“Hey watch that light, thats our only Jesus thing-a-ma-jig!”


#5:
“Give me something to wipe the air with.”


#6:
"The guy is a fucking idiot, making threats to me, Clooney, Eli Roth, says he has a doctorate—but uses the word "retard" in his vocabulary, come on/"
Farcry 3 should be a movie.

I never actually played the actual game.
The way I do it. It pretty much IS a movie. I watch all the cutscenes of every character.

But this movie would really need GOOD actors for not only Vass, but ALL 3 of the villains.

Vaas, Hoyt, and Buck. They're all scary in their own way. And they are, in my opinion, the greatest villains I ever seen in a video game.

But hey, Jason would also need a really good actor.
He slowly loses his mind, but yet, he's still the GOOD guy..

This game is actually SCARY. It would probably be a horror movie.
But hey.. I myself would watch it.
posted by Canada24
#1: THEY HAVE OUR BACK:
If anybody attacks Canada. We can take peace in knowing that America will come and kick their ass.
Same with Canada to America. Though OUR military isn't quite as good..


#2: BANDS:
They have Metallica and all them..
We have Justin Bieber..


#3: I LIKE THEIR FLAG:
Certainly better then a leaf..


#4: AMC:
Walking dead, and Breaking Bad are both American shows. And the GREATEST shows..


#5: FLORIDA:
We go their EVERY year..


#6: THEY HAVE JIMMY TATRO:
Funniest youtube guy I could of think of.
And is now a movie star..


#7: THEY HAVE WILL FARREL:
Who cares how mean he probably is.
He's hilarious..


#8: BAND OF BROTHERS:
It's about the AMERICAN army.
ALL the good ones are. Like Saving Private Ryan. And Fury..


#9: CANADA HAS NO COME BACKS:
America labels us all these things.
We never have anything smart enough to say back.


#10: BETTER LAW SYSTEM:
Canada has NO justice..
posted by Canada24
Sense Eric is my is my new favourite Jimmy Tatro character. I decided to have a marathon of him, and looked up every video featuring him.. (sorry if I left out some, Eric is a HUGE character)..

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Dubstep

THAT drunk girl (small appearance)

Types of Drunks (the Pros)

Squad brunch

Why white dudes shouldn't rap (one of his funniest ones)

The translator

The intervention

Avengers gone wrong

Superman is our roommate

Who do you know here

The impressionist

Cribs: Breakup Edition

The Fantasy Draft

March Sadness (one of the voices)

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