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SATEN TWIST:
Although he usually means well. Saten Twist isn't always as innocent as the other my little pony characters. He's been known to kill 3 people (though non of them were on purpose).
Saten often reveals to have had a very bad childhood, his father was abusive to him and his mother, and his mother was emotionally distant, never showing him any true signs of love. As a result, Saten has grown into a recovering alcoholic, who sometimes takes weed, and has strong temper issues witch often makes him unpredictable, and sometimes even sadistic.
However, he is also shown to be quite immature and dosen't often take things too seriously. Cause of this, Saten is often considered one of the most sarcastic characters of the series.
Saten can sometimes be considered a bit creepy when it comes to woman, often flirting with them at the LEAST appropriate of times. And on rare occasions he actually stalks them before having gotten together with Trixie. Saten may not be winning any "boyfriend of the year" awards, but he would NEVER cheat on Trixie. And although Saten still flirts with most girls he meets, he never actually tries anything.
For the most part, Saten loves causing mischief on his spare time. And he tends to get along well with Pinkie, cause they both love pranking people (although Saten's pranks can arguably be considered a bit crueler).
But despite all his flaws and temper issues, Saten isn't "at heart" a bad person. He is strongly loyal towards the ones he cares about, especially Derpy, and later Trixie, not afraid of physically harming those who wrong them.
He is also quite nieve, as he never realized Trixie's true feelings despite how obvious it probably was. It wasn't till she told him herself, while revealing to be very heartbroken about Saten falling for AppleJack instead of her.. But Saten later made up for this and is currently her boyfriend..

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DERPY:
Aside from the cute and harmless appearance she gives off. This version of Derpy is your typical "tough girl". She isn't above using violence to get her way, and despite Saten's strong protectiveness, she very RARELY lets him fight her battles, she can show impressive fighting skills (she's once mentioned to have beaten up a stallion twice her size for picking on Lemon Hearts).
Saten's protectiveness of her has been known to sometimes annoy her, often telling him "I'm not that little filly anymore". But she understands that he means well, and still respects him for it in the end.
Like Saten, Derpy is a occasional Marijuana user, apparently she bakes it into her "special muffins".
Although Saten is older than her. Derpy is often more mature than Saten, sometimes parenting him. But this isn't ALWAYS the case, the roles often switch within the series. With sometimes Saten being the maturer one.
Derpy isn't above sarcasm, in fact, she is rarely shown NOT being sarcastic or sneer, often laughing at other people misfortunes, and joining Saten in most of his pranks.

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TRIXIE:
Trixie is more or less the same as the show.
But is often shown much more positively.
Her arrogance is only part of her stage acts (well, least after her redemption in MAGIC DUEL).
Trixie, despite her behavior in Boost Busters and Magic Duel, is actually a very kind hearted and loyal person, was just lonely (probably like the show).
She, Derpy and Saten are childhood friends. And despite when Saten threatened to kill her after hearing she lied in Boost Busters (he was drunk), she forgave him, and actually has an huge crush on him, but he was too naive to see it.. It wasn't till she told him herself, while revealing to be very heartbroken about Saten falling for AppleJack instead of her, but Saten later made up for this and is currently her boyfriend. Twilight and the main six trusts Trixie way more than in the show, as Trixie isn't as secretive..

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APPLEJACK:
Saten's ex girlfriend.
Whom he still had romantic feeling for (until he dates Trixie).
Although it took her many years to respect him as a friend, do to him being a negative influence on AppleBloom, and use to spy on her and once stole her t-shirt for unknown reasons.
But when they DID became friends, she shows to care a lot about him, and often likes his company, partially his humor.
Being one of the "normal" characters, much of her personality hasn't changed from the real AppleJack..

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MASTER SWORD:
As running joke in SATEN TWIST ADVENTURES, Master Sword often shows signs of being a bit "insane". Often saying and doing things that most would consider "abnormal" (like jumping out a 2 story window and hospitalizing himself simply to avoid being interviewed by Saten back when they first met.)
Easily described as one of the most foul mouthed characters of the series, Sword can sometimes come across as a uncaring jerk, but is actually a very kind hearted, loyal person, and very protective to those he cares for.
He and Saten have a rocky relationship, often arguing and humiliating each other. But they do care about each other. And often have more in common than they would usually admit to. Both are quite immature and love causing mischief on their spare time.
Saten Twist respects Sword enough to at least allow him to date Derpy. Who Saten is VERY protective of..

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STARLIGHT GLIMMER:
She is mostly the same, but not quite as lonely. She DID have a friend before NO SECOND PRANCES. Saten Twist and Derpy are those friends (and probably still Trixie, but she would of ALREADY knew Trixie).
Starlight, like Pinkie Pie and AppleBloom, has grown to see Saten as a bit of a big brother. And is very aware of his attraction to her (he makes it kinda obvious), but doesn't see him that way, and even if she did, she doesn't want him being "disloyal" to Trixie..

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RAINBOW DASH:
No info

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PINKIE:
Sees Saten as a big brother..

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TWIGHT:
Saten admits to be at least SOMEWHAT attracted to her. And their relationship seems to be mostly positive, though they do argue on occasions.

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RARITY:
They are often kinda mean to each other, but they DO care for each other in the end..

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APPLEBLOOM:
Saten is somewhat of an corrupting influence on AppleBloom, But she sees him as a second brother, and it's shown to be him that she's telling it to after getting her cutie mark. And she sometimes asks him for advice. Though he rarely ends up giving any.
AppleJack worries about AppleBloom's choice of having him as a role model. She knows Saten isn't exactly a good influence on her, but still lets AppleBloom make her own decisions (this being one of them).

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SCOOTALOO:
No info..

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SPIKE:
Despite often saying he hates Spike. Saten dosen't MEAN it. In fact, they seem to be very close..

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SWEETIE BELLE:
Sweetie Belle really likes him as a friend. Sometimes asking about for his advice, but like AppleBloom. he rarely ends up giving any..
posted by Canada24
#1: DUALITY:
I push my fingers into my...
EYYYYYES!!
It's the only thing! That slowly stops the ACHHHE!
But it's made of all! The things I have to TAAAKE!!
Jesus, it never ends!! it works it's way inSIDDDDE!
If the pain goes on!
I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT!!



#2: SLUFUR:
Staaaaaay!!
you don't always know where you stand!
Till you know that you won't run awaaaay!
There's something inside me that feels!
Like breathing in sulfurrrrrrr!



#3: PSYCHOSOCIAL:
And the rain will kill us all!
Throw ourselves against the wall!
But no one else can see!
The preservation of the martyr in me!

PSYCHOSOCIAL!!
PSYCHOSOCIAL!!
PSYCHOSOCIAL!!...
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Dash: I'll explain... A thousand years ago, when Celestia banished Luna from Equestria and sent her to the moon, she was charged with three tasks. She originally was in charge of raising the sun, and showering the land with rainbows. But, with the moon being an additional task, she had to hand down the responsibility of rainbows. Celestia entrusted the Pegasi of Cloudsdale to make the rainbows for her from them on. For the first dozen years, we were given powerful unicorns to help create Spectra. Spectra is pure pigment, pure color. Everything is full of Spectra, but you can't just harvest...
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#1: SPIKE:
It's fair to say.
When I first became a brony. Spike was the one I liked.
Even though Twilight was always 'kinda' liked by me, she wasn't relatable till she became an Alicorn (take THAT alicorn haters).
Pinkie was no more than an ear bleeding annoyance until BABY CAKES.
Dash was 'kinda' cool. But I thought she was boy till episode three, where Twilight confirmed it was a girl.
AppleJack reminded me too much of Alberta.
Rarity reminded me of all the girls that ever rejected me.
Fluttershy was 'okay' I guess.
Point being.
Spike was the only one I could relate to. We are both sarcastic about...
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Scootaloo: (brings over the crusaders) Check it out. I rebuild Connor's universe portal
AB: Ohh.. But that's what brought that Dragonowitiz creep.
Scootaloo: Relax. I brought it too a 'different' ponyville universe.
AB: Are you sure this is safe.
Scoot: Sure. What's the worst that's out there.. (turns it on)
(before long a bunch of bat heads fling out of the portal)
Scoot: What the hec-
Brutaloo: *reveals herself dramatically* ... Huh, so that portal 'dose' lead somewhere..
Scoot: Um... hi.
AB: Hey. You must be the Scootaloo of that universe.. Are you any similar to 'our' Scootaloo?.
Brutaloo: Depends.....
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#5: HOTDIGGIDYDEMON:
I don't have much to say about this guy..
But he's awesome...











#4: ANGRY BRITISH GUY:
What's not to love about a british guy screaming at traffic and well.... Everything..


#3: LONELY ISLAND:
They became so popular on SNL.
They have their own internet series.
And they probably began the "like a boss" meme..



#2: SMOSH:
I love these guys.
Don't even know why.. :)
But they became one of the highest paid youtube stars. Annual Earnings: $6.7 million.
the Smosh channel has more than 20 million subscribers and 4.6 billion video views.[4] The Smosh team has expanded to include others...
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posted by Canada24
Everybody who touched or held the diamonds besides Niko, Luis, Tony, Jerry Kapowitz and GTA Online Protagonist have been killed. Ironically, Jerry Kapowitz was not involved with them in any way, and never even knew of their existence, but was eventually the one to have them for himself.

Sometime before the events of the Grand Theft Auto IV saga, The Cook had stolen the diamonds from Ray Bulgarin. He then smuggles the diamonds by hiding them in cake batter, and brings them into Liberty City inside the Platypus, which is also bringing in Niko Bellic.

Eventually, Anthony "Gay Tony" Prince, his boyfriend...
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#4: MISTREATMENT OF TRIXIE:
This isn't like last time, were the ONLY reason I am sticking up for Trixie, is because she's just so adorable to look at.
No, no, this time I am NOT denying that Trixie was quite annoying.
That she was stubborn and over confident in herself.
And that she lied to an entire town, just for the attention.
And she did indeed deserve to be punished for her lies and rudeness.
But come on..
Did she really deserve to be shunned and mocked by all of Equestria, and lose her job as a magician and work as a rock farmer..

#3: MISTREATMENT OF IRON WILL:
Most fans label Iron Will as a...
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It's clear at this point that saying I "like" Korn would be an understatement..
I never shut up about them. And never stop posting their songs on fanpop..

But I never forgotten about Metallica.
The band I GREW UP with.
And have every album of.

So, yeah..
It's a hard to know who I like MORE..

It's like saying choosing Iron Maiden or Avenged Sevenfold. It's not possible. :)..
Despite the fact I love EVERY avenged Sevenfold song.
And only CERTAIN Iron Maiden songs.
The trooper.
Run to the Hills.
Number of the beast.
Ace High.
Fear of the dark.

Either way.
Maybe you guys have "different" opinions..

If so.
Say about it in your comments..
#10: FREDDY KRUEGER:
He's a foul mouthed, arrogant, douchebag.
Who trolls and murders us in our sleep.
Yet.
We can never get enough of him..

#9: PETER GRIFFIN:
Well..
He probably isn't "fucked up" like the rest of the list.
But he IS nothing but a bad role model.
But.
On the bright side.
He DOSE have standards.
In several occasions to proves that deep down DOSE love Mag.
Also, in crossover where the griffins meet the Simpsons, he, as we would all exect, becomes instant friends with Homor.
But. His "standards" are again proven, when Peter becomes very disgusted with Homor for the way he strangles Bart,...
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First things first..

Like Gears of War.
I only ever played the third one (both fuckin awesome by the way).

But like with Gears of War 3.
I feel no 'need' of buying the old ones.
The third Max Payne seemed pretty self explaintory.
He's an retired cop who lost his family, and is very misable and rarely sober, as he has little to be "sober" for.

Anyway.
I'm not sure if it's just me.
But Max and John seem to have quite a lot in common.

The most obvious of these.
Is they both have the same sense of dark sarcasm.
Both are the type of characters. Who probably tell you to "relax and 'lighten up" before setting...
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#10: PINKIE PIE:
Yeah. You heard me. Pinkie Pie.
But think about it.
Everything that makes her adorable an cartoon pony, would make CRAZY ANNOYING in real life.
The high voice, the never shutting up, the over happiness, all of it.
Trust me..
I have PLENTY of Pinkie Pie's at my school.


#9: MICHEAL TOWNLEY/DE SANTA:
As much as I love him, Amanda is right when she tells him "you are nothing. But a lying. Stealing. Hypercrite".
Even Franklyn dosen't always 'respect' Michael as much as Michael thinks he dose.
And Trevor's hate of him isn't ALWAYS uncalled for.
Michael IS responsible for Brad's death. And...
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#10: PINKAMENA (Cupcakes/my little pony)
What can I say.
She became one of the most well known Internet villains ever.
And while most hate Cupcakes, I find it humorous, and enjoy reading sequels of it.


#9: FLIQPY (happy tree friends)
The character may not be fan made, but the name Fliqpy is.
It's the perfect way of knowing the difference between nice flippy and evil flippy.
And most stories create Fliqpy as its own character, instead of just Flippy being snapped.
Always like how that happens.
Same with when people show Pinkamena and Pinkie as completely different characters as well.


#8: DISCORD (Discord's...
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posted by Canada24
Well.
Yet anouther episode that I don't have much to say about it.

First off.
What the fuck was up with that intro.

We didn't see Alucard.
And having seen the ending bonus scenes, apparently its gonna be like that for a few other episodes as well.
As much as I HATE Alucard it's still gonna be weird not seeing him, but it probably is only for a short amount of time.

If your wondering about my thoughts of Penwood's death.
I don't have too much.
We don't know about him.
But still he died with honor, and I still solute to him.

Like all other Hellsing episodes I saw so, the battles are awesome, so no complaints...
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posted by Canada24
Evening y'all..
I completely forgotten I was reviewing this show, you can thank Nick (Windwaker) for the reminder that I was doing so.

Fanpop isn't the only places I make reviews for.
I am a member of Rotten Tomtoes and probably a few other places.
So I am always reviewing shit.
And so you can understand why it's hard for me to remember EVERYTHING I make reviews towards.
As there's Alpha & Omega, My Little Pony, Happy Tree Friends, Sparacus, and possibly Eminem's THE SLIM SHADY SHOW.

Anyway.
Here I go, reviewing episode 3.
Due to the style of battles, this sort of feels like I'm reviewing 300/Rise...
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BLACK RACISTS:
Any one who knows me, knows I can tolerate just about ANYTHING. Except for fuckin racism. I mean, most of friends are either black or with Mexican relatives.. But, what I find can be even worse, is when some (not all, only some) turn ANYTHING I say into a racist slur, and you can never win in an argument because of this. Not judging anyone, just deeply annoyed, that's all..

AMERICAN HYPOCRITES:
I'm not sure why there certain people in the US that just want to judge EVERYTHING. Even us Canadians, they mock us Canadians. But the fact is. When ever I go to my American relatives,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!


Number 7, and counting. I present to everyone Diamond Tiara's Are Forever.

Starring

Doughnut Joe................................Con Mane
Diamond Tiara...............................Miss. Filly
Silverspoon....................................Miss. Silver
Carrot Top.....................................Bambi
Berry Punch...................................Thumper
Pinkie Pie..............................................P
Spike.....................................................S
Discord............................................Ernst Staverald Discord...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!

Con Mane has returned.

We begin our story in Beijing, which was violently taken over by the koreans.

Con: *sneaks onto dock*
korean pony55: What was that?
Con: *kills pony* More like who was that?
korean pony21: I'll be right back I just wanna get some cider.
Con: *sneaks toward warehouse*
korean pony21: *shoots at Con*
Con: *dodges bullets*
korean pony21: All units, we have an intruder in the warehouse!
Con: *pulls out gun* Where is that manifest?
korean leader: What do you need the manifest for? Grenades? We made specially designed grenades to blow...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Now, you're probably wondering what this is all about. Today is Halloween, not only is it a fun holiday, but it also marks my one year anniversary of being a fan on this club, and my Hedgehog In Ponyville series. That's what HIP stands for. STH on the other hand, stands for my username, Sean The Hedgehog.

STH: And now to celebrate Non My Little Pony related username's one year anniversary, we regretfully present, STH/HIP Abridged!!
Fanpop users: yaaaaaaaaay
Canada24: Whoopdy friggin do.

October 31, 2012
Hedgehog In Ponyville

STH: WHY IS THIS THE SAME BEGINNING AS MAFIA 2?!?!?!
NocturnalMirage: Big...
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posted by Canada24
Dennis radioed Johnny, saying that Vaas's men are preparing to kidnap a bunch of his men. Carly and Johnny agree to help in the battle. That way Carly would feel like she can that she finally gave Dennis the proper "thank you", for him saving Johnny's, and for being a good friend to her.

Packie is brought with them. But Johnny didn't want Dash going, saying she's been though enough after Buck. Witch confused Carly, as she didn't know what happened.

And during the drive to Dennis's camp, she kept asking Johnny about it, as Packie drove the second one closely behind them.

"Okay. Okay.. But your...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NocturnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, and Anthony From Seanthehedgehog

Previously in Ponies On The Rails

Pete informs all of his engineers, and fireponies that every diesel on their railway has...
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