RICK: (first time seeing zombie) My god.. SHE'S SO DRUNK!
Rick: All I remember is that I was in a police uniform. You know what that means..?
Morgan: Your a cop?
Rick: Actually. I was gonna say, stripper. But sure, that two.
Rick: (nearly hit by a large wrench) Wow... That was fantastic aim!
Morgan: I don't feel comfortable about wearing a police uniform.. In fact... I'm giving this uniform to the first guy I see.
Rick: (takes it) Funny, that's exactly how I became a cop in the first place.
RICK: By Morgan, hope you never try to kill me in the future.
RICK: (to Merle while chaining him to pipe) I'm saving you. From yourself.. Look here Merle. When you been a "stripper" as long as I have you know when you met a bad egg.. And your a bad egg.
Merle: You can't leave like this man! (Rick starts walking off) DON'T FUCKIN WALK AWAY FROM ME!!
Rick: (off view) It's too late Merle! I already walked away too much!
RICK: (sees the horse he was ridding get eaten and begins freaking out by acting like a gorilla).
RICK: The kid needs surgery on his leg.
RANDELL: But I'm fin-
RICK: (shoots Randell in the kneecap) See.. It's getting worse.
Rick eventually found his way inside a tank. And spent the full time cuddled into a ball sucking on this thumb, until Glenn radioed him, saying "Hey. You in the tank? Dumbass? Having fun in there?".
INSIDE RICK'S HEAD:
A man and Woman are seen laying in bed.
Man: Man. For a school teacher you make love good.
Woman: It's well Jeff. Its 'you make love well'.
Rick: (catch phrase) FOR GLOOORY!!
Rick: (shoots Dave in the head, killing him) That'll teach yeah about messing with me!.. Now get your ass up, and APOLOGISE!
Rick: He looks so peaceful (looking at Dale's remains as his intestines and most of his brain were ripped out if his body, and flies we're covering him, all while his corpse still has the horrified expression on Dale's face).
Carl: DAD!?
Rick: Shhh... Shane's asleep.
Shane: (now a zombie) Oh great, now you woke him!
Carl: But Da-
Rick: Not now.. Shane is trying to hug me.
Zombie Shane grabbed at Rick but Carl shot it in the head, though Rick, at first, was mad at Carl for killing Shane, but Carl said that Shane was a zombie.
Rick: I- I don't understand what that means?
Carl: (groans) Of coarse you don't.
RICK: The kid needs surgery on his leg.
RANDELL: But I'm fin-
RICK: (shoots Randell in the kneecap) See.. It's getting worse.
(this scene will probably not be shown).
HERCHELL: Your gonna have to start giving people a chance.
RICK: (see's Lori's reflection).. Get out!.. Serious! Get out! I CAN'T HELP YOU! GET OUT! (pacing anxiously while shouting this).
GLENN: Wow. Easy man. your going craz-
RICK: (gone completly nuts) CRAZY!? We're you gonna say crazy!? (angrily begins throwing stuff) DO I LOOK LIKE A CRAZY PERSON!?
GLENN: Just calm dow-
RICK: OR ARE YOU THE CRAZY ONE!
GLENN: (nervously to Tyeese's group) H He's a little on edge
RICK: (angrily screams out the same gibberous used in THE CAMPAIGN, while pacing anxiously and waving his gun around).
TYEESE: Okay! We're going! WE'RE GOING!
RICK: (still screaming out angry gibberous while Tyeese's group frightenedly run out).
CARL: (shoots zombie despite Rick saying he didn't want to)
RICK: DAMN IT CARL!
CARL: You couldn't get it with the hatc-
RICK: (angrily) Would you SHUT UP! God your even more annoying then Andrew Lincoln!
RICK: (Sees Lou in bathroom) Hey ma- (sees fly land on his stomach) I GOT IT (unintentionally stabs Lou in the stomach, trying to kill the fly).. (the fly lands on the wall and Rick smashes Lou's face against the wall missing the fly, and Lou lands on the ground).. (the fly lands on Lou's face, and Rick swings his knife and everything goes black).
Rick: What the hell man?
Tomas: It was coming at m-
Rick: What are you tal- (suddenly Rick stabbed a red handled machete wait though Thomas's head graphically killing him) Got it!
Rick: (holding baby Carl) It's a beauitful baby girl.. But wait.. It has a penis (grabs knife preparing to cut the penis off) Better take care of that.
Lori: Stop! It's a boy!
Rick: Yes,and he'll grow to be very smart.. Would get it from me.
Rick: I think the alarm is sounded.
Glenn: (annoyed) You don't say.
Rick: I 'do' say.
Rick: I'll shut it off, but I'll finish this sentence uninturru-
Andrew: AHHH!! (swings fire axe at him but he dodges).
Oscar: We did it! We killed them.
Rick: Yeah. And plus we stabbed them and made them stop breathing.
Oscar: (annoyed) Right.
Rick: Y'all gone and done made me all mad now Shane!
Governor: I need Michone.
Rick: What?
Governor: Hand her over and maybe will care a trouch.
Rick: What?
Governor: Your not even listoning are you?
Rick: ... What?
Governor: You're stupid! STOP BEING STUPID!
Joe: First were beat Daryl to death.. Then the girl... Then were shoot you and be square.
Rick: (singing in head) "And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon"
Rick: All I remember is that I was in a police uniform. You know what that means..?
Morgan: Your a cop?
Rick: Actually. I was gonna say, stripper. But sure, that two.
Rick: (nearly hit by a large wrench) Wow... That was fantastic aim!
Morgan: I don't feel comfortable about wearing a police uniform.. In fact... I'm giving this uniform to the first guy I see.
Rick: (takes it) Funny, that's exactly how I became a cop in the first place.
RICK: By Morgan, hope you never try to kill me in the future.
RICK: (to Merle while chaining him to pipe) I'm saving you. From yourself.. Look here Merle. When you been a "stripper" as long as I have you know when you met a bad egg.. And your a bad egg.
Merle: You can't leave like this man! (Rick starts walking off) DON'T FUCKIN WALK AWAY FROM ME!!
Rick: (off view) It's too late Merle! I already walked away too much!
RICK: (sees the horse he was ridding get eaten and begins freaking out by acting like a gorilla).
RICK: The kid needs surgery on his leg.
RANDELL: But I'm fin-
RICK: (shoots Randell in the kneecap) See.. It's getting worse.
Rick eventually found his way inside a tank. And spent the full time cuddled into a ball sucking on this thumb, until Glenn radioed him, saying "Hey. You in the tank? Dumbass? Having fun in there?".
INSIDE RICK'S HEAD:
A man and Woman are seen laying in bed.
Man: Man. For a school teacher you make love good.
Woman: It's well Jeff. Its 'you make love well'.
Rick: (catch phrase) FOR GLOOORY!!
Rick: (shoots Dave in the head, killing him) That'll teach yeah about messing with me!.. Now get your ass up, and APOLOGISE!
Rick: He looks so peaceful (looking at Dale's remains as his intestines and most of his brain were ripped out if his body, and flies we're covering him, all while his corpse still has the horrified expression on Dale's face).
Carl: DAD!?
Rick: Shhh... Shane's asleep.
Shane: (now a zombie) Oh great, now you woke him!
Carl: But Da-
Rick: Not now.. Shane is trying to hug me.
Zombie Shane grabbed at Rick but Carl shot it in the head, though Rick, at first, was mad at Carl for killing Shane, but Carl said that Shane was a zombie.
Rick: I- I don't understand what that means?
Carl: (groans) Of coarse you don't.
RICK: The kid needs surgery on his leg.
RANDELL: But I'm fin-
RICK: (shoots Randell in the kneecap) See.. It's getting worse.
(this scene will probably not be shown).
HERCHELL: Your gonna have to start giving people a chance.
RICK: (see's Lori's reflection).. Get out!.. Serious! Get out! I CAN'T HELP YOU! GET OUT! (pacing anxiously while shouting this).
GLENN: Wow. Easy man. your going craz-
RICK: (gone completly nuts) CRAZY!? We're you gonna say crazy!? (angrily begins throwing stuff) DO I LOOK LIKE A CRAZY PERSON!?
GLENN: Just calm dow-
RICK: OR ARE YOU THE CRAZY ONE!
GLENN: (nervously to Tyeese's group) H He's a little on edge
RICK: (angrily screams out the same gibberous used in THE CAMPAIGN, while pacing anxiously and waving his gun around).
TYEESE: Okay! We're going! WE'RE GOING!
RICK: (still screaming out angry gibberous while Tyeese's group frightenedly run out).
CARL: (shoots zombie despite Rick saying he didn't want to)
RICK: DAMN IT CARL!
CARL: You couldn't get it with the hatc-
RICK: (angrily) Would you SHUT UP! God your even more annoying then Andrew Lincoln!
RICK: (Sees Lou in bathroom) Hey ma- (sees fly land on his stomach) I GOT IT (unintentionally stabs Lou in the stomach, trying to kill the fly).. (the fly lands on the wall and Rick smashes Lou's face against the wall missing the fly, and Lou lands on the ground).. (the fly lands on Lou's face, and Rick swings his knife and everything goes black).
Rick: What the hell man?
Tomas: It was coming at m-
Rick: What are you tal- (suddenly Rick stabbed a red handled machete wait though Thomas's head graphically killing him) Got it!
Rick: (holding baby Carl) It's a beauitful baby girl.. But wait.. It has a penis (grabs knife preparing to cut the penis off) Better take care of that.
Lori: Stop! It's a boy!
Rick: Yes,and he'll grow to be very smart.. Would get it from me.
Rick: I think the alarm is sounded.
Glenn: (annoyed) You don't say.
Rick: I 'do' say.
Rick: I'll shut it off, but I'll finish this sentence uninturru-
Andrew: AHHH!! (swings fire axe at him but he dodges).
Oscar: We did it! We killed them.
Rick: Yeah. And plus we stabbed them and made them stop breathing.
Oscar: (annoyed) Right.
Rick: Y'all gone and done made me all mad now Shane!
Governor: I need Michone.
Rick: What?
Governor: Hand her over and maybe will care a trouch.
Rick: What?
Governor: Your not even listoning are you?
Rick: ... What?
Governor: You're stupid! STOP BEING STUPID!
Joe: First were beat Daryl to death.. Then the girl... Then were shoot you and be square.
Rick: (singing in head) "And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon"
#5: MADONNA:
Not much to say..
#4: MILEY CYRUS:
I never liked her myself.
But did "respect" her once..
But it's fair to say.
She lost that privilege..
#3: LADY GAGA:
Se probably still is, I don't know.. It's been many many years since I cared about Lady Gaga.
But her song Just Dance was once a token of my childhood, so I should at least mention her under this list..
Putting her as MAYBE still hot, but who hell could tell under all that max up and bizarre hair styles.
At least with Katy Perry you can tell she's still pretty hot, even under all those stupid outfits and shit..
#2: LINDSEY LOHAN:
A perfectv example of how once innocent people can become FUCKED UP..
#1: BRITTNEY SPEARS:
She use too be so friggin hot,
WHAT HAPPENED!?
No wait..
We KNOW what happened.
She went bold.
And took too many drugs.
Nobody cares about her anymore.
Though at least her voice is still pretty.
Unless the grand theft auto song was written BEFORE her rampage..
Not much to say..
#4: MILEY CYRUS:
I never liked her myself.
But did "respect" her once..
But it's fair to say.
She lost that privilege..
#3: LADY GAGA:
Se probably still is, I don't know.. It's been many many years since I cared about Lady Gaga.
But her song Just Dance was once a token of my childhood, so I should at least mention her under this list..
Putting her as MAYBE still hot, but who hell could tell under all that max up and bizarre hair styles.
At least with Katy Perry you can tell she's still pretty hot, even under all those stupid outfits and shit..
#2: LINDSEY LOHAN:
A perfectv example of how once innocent people can become FUCKED UP..
#1: BRITTNEY SPEARS:
She use too be so friggin hot,
WHAT HAPPENED!?
No wait..
We KNOW what happened.
She went bold.
And took too many drugs.
Nobody cares about her anymore.
Though at least her voice is still pretty.
Unless the grand theft auto song was written BEFORE her rampage..
#1: I DON'T CARE ABOUT THOSE CHARACTERS:
It's like MLP.. You can give this show an honest try, and STILL not like it.
And I already know Light goes nuts, and he seemed like the only decent person of the show.
Everyone else is annoying.
Even L (sorry Aqua)..
#2: ONE ANIME IS ENOUGH:
I really need to FOCUS on that show Monster.
Death Note was always just a side review, wasn't my main focus.
Everyone is always telling me
"Watch Monster", "Watch monster".
And it's not too bad so far.
Getting kinda boring, but I won't give up on it.
It's sort of my "job"..
#3: THE WHOLE THING FEELS TOO SILLY:
Something about it all, just bugs me..
It's like MLP.. You can give this show an honest try, and STILL not like it.
And I already know Light goes nuts, and he seemed like the only decent person of the show.
Everyone else is annoying.
Even L (sorry Aqua)..
#2: ONE ANIME IS ENOUGH:
I really need to FOCUS on that show Monster.
Death Note was always just a side review, wasn't my main focus.
Everyone is always telling me
"Watch Monster", "Watch monster".
And it's not too bad so far.
Getting kinda boring, but I won't give up on it.
It's sort of my "job"..
#3: THE WHOLE THING FEELS TOO SILLY:
Something about it all, just bugs me..