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Dash: I'll explain... A thousand years ago, when Celestia banished Luna from Equestria and sent her to the moon, she was charged with three tasks. She originally was in charge of raising the sun, and showering the land with rainbows. But, with the moon being an additional task, she had to hand down the responsibility of rainbows. Celestia entrusted the Pegasi of Cloudsdale to make the rainbows for her from them on. For the first dozen years, we were given powerful unicorns to help create Spectra. Spectra is pure pigment, pure color. Everything is full of Spectra, but you can't just harvest it. You can never separate color from an object. So it was made artificially with magic... That is, until our top engineers made a breakthrough. They discovered an ingenious way to extract pigment, and it was so beautiful even a simple machine could do it. But it couldn't be done with just anything. The conditions had to be right............ It had to be live ponies! Only in ponies, where magic and Spectra ran freely together! Only then could the Spectra be separated! And it was such a beautiful idea, such a wonderfully horrible idea. It worked so well; we could create exponentially more rainbows, of better quality with real Spectra. And it finally gave us a way to prevent Cloudsdale from being tainted by all those horrible pegasus which couldn't fly! Ahahahah! *begins laughing uncontrollably*


SCOOTALOO: I can't believe after all these years, your just going to let me fuckin die! *tearing up* I thought I was your little Scoot!?
RAINBOW: You WERE my little Scoot.. I DID love you... I tried so hard for you! I taught you everything I knew, in hopes you would pass your test! You had it in you, kid! I knew... I knew what they did here. Ever since I performed that Sonic Rainboom, and they approached me. I promised them to help the tradition of turning ponies into rainbows.
SCOOTALOO: You did?
RAINBOW: Something like that.
(FLASHBACK):
Rainbow Dash flies into the factory after being hired for the job.
OLD MANAGER: Alright ma'am. I'm leaving everything to you.
RAINBOW: Alright. I'll turn worthless test failures into rainbows, like in tradition.
OLD MANGER: NO! We don't do that anymore... Seriously. you can't turn them into rainbows.
RAINBOW: *as if feeling challanged* FUCK YOU I CAN'T TURN THEM INTO RAINBOWS!


Dash: I tried, alright! It was up to you to save yourself! You didn't just fail yourself. You didn't just fail Cloudsdale. You failed me! And that's the worst thing you could have done. You aren't just dead to Cloudsdale, now. *screaming* You're dead to me! I FUCKIN HATE YOU! *punches Scootaloo in the face, in anger, and Aurora and Orion catch her, as she tries as hard as she can not to burst into tears in front of everyone*........ I HATE YOU SCOOTALOO!! YOUR FUCKIN NOTHING!!


SCOOTALOO: I.. I can't believe it! Rainbow Dash is going to kill me.. ME! Her little Scoot!
ORION: Well what do you expect from Ashleigh Ball.
RAINBOW: What did you say!
ORION: I'm sorry. I was just never a fan of her..
RAINBOW: Screw you!.. Guards!.. Him first!


RAINBOW: *off view* More power!
Orion containues screaming the whole way through.
AURORA: *Approaches Scootaloo who still had her hooves covering mough* I'm sure this is just a big prank. And that Orion is just playing along and is still in one piece.
RAINBOW: *off view* NO! THAT'S TOO MUCH POWER!
For a unknown reason, Orion suddenly exploded and blood splattered all over, certain amounts landing on Scootaloo who screamed horribly at the sight.


RAINBOW: How cute. You think that you, a useless, broken pile of manure could possible stand in my way? You really make me laugh! None of you can compete with the awesome power I have! *laughs* Swag!


Dash: RAINBOW: *charging after her* Heeeeerrre's DASH!


RAINBOW: Too bad it had to end this way kid. We could of been partners you and I, owning the factory. As sisters...
Y,know. It doesn't have to be as sisters, it can be just as, you know, as two really close ponies who just happen to be both mare's, you know, just, two good-looking mare's sharing a cramped office running the factory together, you know. It's not like we get payed though, most don't even know this places exsits, and the rest of the money gose to keeping those driver quite about it all. But it's okay. We're just there. Like in temblr, Just there, just working the factory together, just, just trying to get the job done y,know? Maybe we, maybe we 'do it' occasionally but it's not weird, it's not like we would have anyone else to 'do it' with, most of them would always be dead. So their would be only be one way settle our 'needs', you know? Cause we're just, two mares with raging goals you know? I mean it's not even about the 'doing it' part, but that's a part of it, but it's not-it's not the whole thing.
SCOOTALOO: NO! I'd rather die!
RAINBOW: Well. That could be arranged. *flys over to the device's switch* Any last words you miserable little whore of a foal!?
SCOOTALOO: I should probably say that I find your eyes pretty.. But I don't. I really, really, don't.
RAINBOW: Ummm.. Okay. *pulls switch*
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