Canada24's club.. Article: Top 20 quotes from my favourite character in the Army of Two series... ELLIOT SALEM

Top 20 quotes from my favourite character in the Army of Two series... ELLIOT SALEM

posted by Canada24

#1:
Phillip Clyde: I'm going to kill you both. Then, I'm going to drain all your blood, take out your bones, put your body in a big chair with some elves and reindeer, and sit on your lap and tell you all the cool shit I want for Christmas.
Elliot Salem: This guy *clearly* had a messed up childhood.
Tyson Rios: [scoff] Ya think?

#2:
Phillip Clyde: No problem, fuck-o.
[gives the middle finger and jumps off the ship]
Elliot Salem: "Fuck-o"?. Who says that!?

#3:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna kill you both, slice you open and go to an aerobics class waring your intestines for leg warmers!
Elliot Salem: I mean - does that even make sense?

#4:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna tear you up so bad, your own momma ain't gonna recognize you.
Elliot Salem: Yo - leave my momma out of this!

#5:
Salem: Hey Ty? Who you think the best rapper in the Wu- Tang Clan is?
Rios: Elliot.. We just got set by our boss.. Are careers are over.. And were in a life and death situation WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME THIS SHIT WAIT NOW!?
Salem: A lot of people say it's the WZA.. But I kinda like Ghostface Killah... Actually I don't think I ever heard the U God album. You heard that?

#6:
Salem: Yeah you're welcome you freakin nutcase. WORST! ZOO! EVER!

#7:
Rios: I don't like shooting animals.
Salen: (mockingly) ohh.. Your a good boy Charlie Brown

#8:
Elliot: You think I made the right choice? Good, I'm glad.. But let me ask you something? Did YOU have to live the rest of your life with your best friends life on hands?... I didn't think so.. So you can take your god damn report and shove it up your ass... And let me tell you something else.. You did this.. Not that manic.. He's just a god damn monster that YOU created... So you live with that!

#9:
Murrey: Welcome to Shanghai boys, how you like it so far?
Elliot: I feel tall!

#10:
Salem: ... I want to kill him... Just need ONE clear shot at him.

#11:
Salem: An elevator? Hell no.. I'm not dying in a box!

#12:
Elliot: Okay.. I think we have a few SECONDS were no one's trying to kill us.

#13:
Rios: Any bright ideas?
Salem: The brightest!

#14:
Rios: I can't believe you want to do these private contacts when we JUST got set up.
Salem: Hey.. A man's got to eat.
Rios: Your unbelievable

#15:
Salem: Yo. That was so badass, you WISH you had moves like that.

#16:
Rios: That's him!
Salem: No shit!

#17:
Salem: Sense when are you such a god damn boy scot!?

#18:
Salem and Rios both: Howaa!

#19:
Salem: (to Rios) you oh me a soda.

#20:
Salem: Let's just get the job done and see what happens

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Korn - Right now (very dark lyrics, but awesome song)

posted by Canada24

I'm feeling mean today!
Not lost, not blown away!
Just irritated, and quite hated, self control breaks down!
Why's everything so tame!?
I Like my life insane!
I'm fabricating, and debating, who I'm gonna kick around!

RIGHT NOOOOWW!!
Can't find a way, to get across the hate, when I see you!
RIGHT NOOOOWW!!
I feel it scratch inside!
I want to slash, and beat you!
RIGHT NOOOOWW!!
I rip apart the things inside, that excite you!
RIGHT NOOOOWW!!
I can't control myself, I fucking hate you!

I'm feeling cold today!
Not hurt just fucked away!
I'm devastated, and frustrated, God I feel so bound!
So why'd I feel the need!?...

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The lyrics for.. POETS OF THE FALL - THE HAPPY SONG.. (it's very repeative, but in a good way).

posted by Canada24

(cause really I'm a psy-cho)

(laghter)
You know I am a psycho
I told you I'm a psycho, psycho, psycho, psycho, psycho, psycho

You know I'm a psycho
I told you I'm a psycho
Really... I'm a psycho
hawhawhawhaw!

(I told ya'... I told ya')

Really I'm a psycho
You know I am a psycho (why why why why)
I told you I'm a psycho
Really I'm a psycho

YOU KNEW THAT I'M A PSYCHO!
I TOLD YOU I'M A PSYCHO!
CAUSE REALLY I'M A PSYCHO!
I TOLD YOU I'M A PSYCHO! PSYCHO! PYSCHO!

YOU KNEW THAT I'M A PSYCHO!
I TOLD YOU I'M A PSYCHO!
CAUSE REALLY I'M A PSYCHO!
I TOLD YOU I'M A PSYCHO! PSYCHO! PYSCHO!
YEAAH!!

A violent schizophrenia, you...

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Top 4 youtube Anti Heroes

posted by Canada24

#1: AngryVideoGameNerd:
In his tests, the Nerd usually gets involved in other insane hijinks related to the game's subject matter, such as encountering characters like Jason Voorhees, Freddy Krueger and Bugs Bunny, which usually end violently, not only including but shockingly most of all with Bugs Bunny.
Although the "hero" of his show, the Nerd is unquestionably an anti-social, cruel and sometimes even psychotic individual - at least in the context of his own universe. This is especially prominent in his behavior towards enemies or people who displease him, as he is prone to humiliate them...

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Top 5 scariest serial killers

posted by Canada24

There's most certainly way more but these are the only ones I can think of,.

#5: Ted Bundy:
I don't remember to much about this guy, but trust me. He's was horrible, I mean literary cheered when he was put to death..

#4: Ed Gein:
The REAL Texas chainsaw massacre (though it probably wasn't Texas)..

#3: Jeffery Dehmer:
Another cannibal, a gay cannibal.
He reminds of Pinkamena, he kills his victims, and eats them so he could keep them "inside him forever".
And that's not even the WORST of it..

#2: H.H.Homes:
I'm telling you, this guy was NUTS.
He killed hundreds of people, maybe even more.
And the worst...

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Top 6 only screamo song I like..

posted by Canada24

#6: LAMB OF GOD - OMERTÀ:
Obviously the intrumental version is the only way this song can be tolerated.
But there is one part of the lyrics I 'kinda' like..
If you lesson to the first versus, and then skip though the god awful chorus, and lesson to the second versus.
It's the only parts of the WHOLE song that's actually kinda catchy..

#5: BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE - WAKING THE DEMON:
It's not real screamo, the only screamo parts are the first and second versus. But still counts..

#4: AVENGED SEVENFOLD - GOD HATES US:

#3: DROWNING POOL - BODIES:
Drowning pool isn't REAL screamo. And that's why I like...

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Top ten horror movies that actually effect me

posted by Canada24

#5: SINISTER (2012):
There's a lot of spooky things about this film.
For one thing, th types the protagonist watches, each involves the grousome deaths of innocent family's, and too make things worse, the end reveals the were murdered by their on youngest child, who became possessed by Bagul.
Oh Bagul.. Let's talk about Bagul.
First off. Have you see his face!?
If not, look it up on google.
The thing about the real Bagul.
Is once you see his face in the 'movie', you never STOP seeing his face.
He's kinda like Slenderman, your "fucked" once you see his face.
Bagul himself, is the true definition of...

2

Spoofs of Walking dead and Breaking Bad

posted by Canada24

WALKING DEAD:

Glenn: Remember, noise attracts them, s-
Daryl: (bangs his head and starts swearing at the top of his lungs, along with making every noise possible)

Rick: So.. Your telling me. I awoke from a coma, only to end up in the middle of zombie apolocpise!?
Morgan: That's about the size of it.
Rick: WELL FUCK MY LIFE!
Morgan: Hey! No swearing in front of my boy!
Rick: Fuck that! He's just gonna end up dead anyway. And you gone crazy.
Morgan: Still.. Don't fuckin swear!
Rick: Fiiiiiine.

Shane: (in Rick's coma) by the way. I'm gonna start a random relationship with your, not even hot, wife.. And...

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My thoughts on Hellsing, episode one..

posted by Canada24

So..
I finally found it in English.

It's not as good as I hoped.
But.
Nor was it as bad as I expected.

It's.. In between.

I haven't forgot it's Japennesse.
And. Not trying to be racist.
But Japen has all the weird shit.
Ever seen there commericals?
All you have to do is go onto Windwakers club.
He has these fucked up TV commericals.
And I wouldn't be serprised if most of them were Japennesse.

Anyway.

Didn't really have a favorite character.
Though kinda looking foward to Jan Valentine's episode.
Ever seen his clips.
He's actually pretty funny in the real one.
Too bad the actor, Josh Phillips, was convicted of...

Hedgehog In Ponyville One Last Time.. For Now

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!

I've made several enemies, been in many wars, and countless battles, but this will be intense. It all started on March 13, 2025 when King Sombra was figuring out a way to destroy Equestria. He had something very big planned after losing the crystal empire.

King Sombra: Finally, time to test the time machine. *travels back into time*

November 23, 2012

Nazi Leiutenant: They went into a place called Equestria.
Robotnik: Then lets go!
King Sombra: Wait!
Robotnik: What do you want?...

Top Ten most hated Video Game Characters:

posted by Canada24

#10: ROY EARLE:
Earle has little respect for others. This is evident from various racist and misogynistic remarks that he makes throughout the game. He is also a opportunist. He stole a roll of money worth $1,000 which was actually evidence, after claiming "the department owed him fifty," when the department only owed him $20.

Between his uncaring snarky behavior,, lack of punishment, and his betrayal of Cole.. Nobody can find anything good to say except "he's kinda funny"

#9: DIMITRI:
The main villain of GTA 4. And at the top of everybody's hate list..

#8: NAVI:
That annoying little fairy from...

Pink Floyd - Waiting for the warms lyrics.. (awesome song, despite the dark MEANING of it).

posted by Canada24

Ooh, you cannot reach me now!

Ooh, no matter how you try!

Goodbye, cruel world, it's over!

Walk on by~!

Sitting in a bunker.
Here behind my wall!
Waiting for the worms to come. (warms to come!)

In perfect isolation.
Here behind my wall!
Waiting for the worms to come. (warms to come!)

(MICROPHONE!)
We're waiting to succeed and going to convene
Outside Brixton Town hall where we're going to be
(Waiting!)
to cut out the deadwood!
(Waiting!)
to clean up the city!
(Waiting!)
To follow the worms!
(Waiting!)
To put on a black shirt
(Waiting!)
To weed out the weaklings
(Waiting!)
To smash in their windows and kick in...

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Death Note Part 2

posted by Canada24

Another interesting episode..

Why is that spirit ALWAYS smiling. Is he like the joker?
It's kinda funny.

I never really have much to say about this so.
Nothing to really make fun of.

Except that line
"I am juctice" That's not arrogant at all (I'm using sarcasm of coarse).

Till next episode I guess

Can't find Monster.. So just sticking to this one..

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Top 5 Greatest METALLICA songs.. (from top of my head, at least)

posted by Canada24

#1: WHOM THE BELL TOLLS:

Make his fight on the hill, in the early day!
Constant chill deep inside!
Shouting gun!
On they run, through the endless grey!
On they fight, for they're right, yes, but who's to say?
For a hill, men would kill, why? They do not know.
Stiffened wounds test their pride!
Men of five, still alive, through the raging glow!
Gone insane from the pain that they surely know!

For whom the bell tolls!
Time marches on! (on).
For whom the bell tolls!

Take a look to the sky, just before you die.
It's the last time he will!
Blackened roar, massive roar, fills the crumbling sky!
Shattered goal fills...

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Avenged SevenFold LYRICS:

posted by Canada24

ALMOST EASY:

OH!

I FEEL INSANE!
Every single time!
I'm asked to compromise!

CAUSE I'M AFRIED!
And stuck in my ways!
And that's the way it sta-a-ays!

So how long did I expect, love to outweigh ignorance!?
By that look on your face, I may have forced the scale to tip!

I'M NOT INSANE!
I'M NOT INSANE!
I'M NOT INSANE!
I'M NOOOOOOTT!!

Not Insane!

(Mother!)
Come back to me, it's almost easy!
(Said it all!)
Come back again, it's almost easy!

SHAME!
Pulses through my heart!
From the things I've done to you!

IT'S HARD TO FACE!
But the fact remains!
That this is nothing ne-e-ew!

I left you bound and tied, with suicidal memories!...

Metallica /bloody icon ~

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niko and packie by b3av3r

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Master sword and Saten twist adventures: BEST OF's... Part 1 (sword and Saten themselves)

posted by Canada24

MASTER SWORD:

Sword: (writing fanfic of Derpy, but then Saten comes in and he switches it too porn, of all things)..

Saten: How do I know you won't shoot me in the eye
Sword: (literary aiming a sniper gun at Saten's eye) No, no, I won't shoot you in the eye..

Sword: Let's look at the bright sides... Saten not being drunk, bright sides.

Sword: GODDAMN IT, CHIMNEY, SHUT THAT FUCKING REPEATING BROKEN RECORD YOU CALL A MOUTH!

Sword: Whats with the knife!? Please tell me that's going to be used for non-stabbing me purposes!

Sword: Oh, and I should apologize,. I guess when I saw Derpy getting hurt I just...

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Why Juff the killer SUCKS:

posted by Canada24

Okay..

I know I am not nearly the review WindWaker is,
And that my reviews aren't usually lessoned to.

But I am making this huge ass review anyway..

This story is complete bullshit.
Everything about it dosen't even make sense.

Here's "my verison" of what happens.

Jeff (insert last name here) is a completely normal, unviolent, average boy.
Who is the victim of bullying.

Obviously bullying is bad.
There's no joke about how terrible bullying is.
And that causes people to kill themselves (not even joking).

But sense this is a creepypasta, and most creepypastas don't make fuckin sense to me.
Jeff decides, instead...

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Amines that EVERYONE tells me to watch

posted by Canada24

DEATH NOTE:
It looks interesting so maybe the dozens of people asking might get what they want :D

MONSTER:
Yeah.. Again, dozens of requests.. I think I will at some point..

DRAGON BALL Z:
I would. But I have trouble finding it..

HELLSING ORGINAL:
Someday maybe, but most OTHER people say there's not much need. It's not very good..

BLACK LAGOON:
I tried.
It's great. But too many cliche's for me.
And the voices ruin it for me..

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Top ten characters from my childhood who are STILL just as funny: Seaguls (finding Nemo)

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