#1: Traffic Laws
Wind: (Drives through a red light, causing every car behind him to crash)
Police: (Sitting in the car, watching the road)
Wind: (Crashes through a mailbox)
Police: …… Well, nothing out of the ordinary
#2: Gun Stores
Wind: Okay, seriously. How the hell did you get a rocket launcher in here. I can understand the nightstick. I can understand the grenades. I can understand the fucking military assault rifle. But a fucking rocket launcher? How the fuck did this even get sold in a public area
Clerk: Capitalism
Wind: Of course.
#3: Swimming
Wind: (Lying in a kiddie pool, face down)
#4: Hospitals
Wind: Okay. After dying in that gas station explosion, I’m ready to start my da- (Gets shot in the head)
Wind: (Walks out of the hospital immediately) Okay, NOW, I’m ready to start my day
Mugger: (Runs up to Wind and stabs his throat)
Wind: (Immediately walks out of the hospital again) OKAY! ARE YOU ALL DONE YET! ……. Good. Now, let me start my fucking da- (Get’s run over by a passing ambulance)
#5: Hot Dogs
Wind: (Covered in blood, bullet wounds, bomb ashes, and has his legs broken, as he crawls to a hot dog stand)
Vender: What can I get for you
Wind: (Tries to talk, but can’t, and just drops money on the top of the stand)
Vender: Alright (Hands Wind a hot dog)
Wind: (Eats it, and is instantly healed of all wounds) Thanks (Walks as if he was never injured)
#6: Armored Hearse Dropping Exploding Caskets
Wind: (Chasing an armored hearse dropping exploding caskets) Okay, seriously. Who the fuck thought this was a good idea
#7: Planes
Wind: Okay, I can do this. I mean, I’ve already done this in the past four games. I don’t need a license to fly a helicopter. I mean, I did fine in the last four games. This fifth one should be no di-
(5 Seconds Later)
Wind: (Crashes the plane into traffic, as Wind barely made it out with a parachute) ….. Well, that’s not going to go over well with the insurance company
#8: Bowling
Wind: I could be shooting rockets for fun, and all I’m doing is bowling (Rolls the ball and knocks over a few pins) …… (Does is again) THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME! (Dials number)
Roman: Hello?
Wind: ROMAN, LET’S GO BOWLING!
#9: Police
Wind: (Hits the breaks and lightly taps a police car, instantly giving Wind a wanted level)
Police: Stop
Wind: Okay, I sto- (Gets shot in the stomach) AHHH! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
Police: You committed a deadly crime. You could have killed someone with that little tap
Wind: I RAN OVER FIVE PEOPLE ON THE WAY HERE, AND YOU DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE….. FUCK YOU! YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE!
#10: Cheats
Wind: (Drinking soda while he is being shot at by the SWAT team, taking no damage)
#11: Drugs
Wind: (Whimpering in a dumpster, with a bloody pen in his hand) I promise I won’t do drugs again, mommy.
#12: Taxi
Wind: Hey, taxi
Taxi Driver: (Stops taxi)
Wind: (Walks over to the taxi)
Taxi Driver: (Waits)
Wind: (Accidently opens the door and throws the driver out) OH GODDAMN IT!
Wind: (Drives through a red light, causing every car behind him to crash)
Police: (Sitting in the car, watching the road)
Wind: (Crashes through a mailbox)
Police: …… Well, nothing out of the ordinary
#2: Gun Stores
Wind: Okay, seriously. How the hell did you get a rocket launcher in here. I can understand the nightstick. I can understand the grenades. I can understand the fucking military assault rifle. But a fucking rocket launcher? How the fuck did this even get sold in a public area
Clerk: Capitalism
Wind: Of course.
#3: Swimming
Wind: (Lying in a kiddie pool, face down)
#4: Hospitals
Wind: Okay. After dying in that gas station explosion, I’m ready to start my da- (Gets shot in the head)
Wind: (Walks out of the hospital immediately) Okay, NOW, I’m ready to start my day
Mugger: (Runs up to Wind and stabs his throat)
Wind: (Immediately walks out of the hospital again) OKAY! ARE YOU ALL DONE YET! ……. Good. Now, let me start my fucking da- (Get’s run over by a passing ambulance)
#5: Hot Dogs
Wind: (Covered in blood, bullet wounds, bomb ashes, and has his legs broken, as he crawls to a hot dog stand)
Vender: What can I get for you
Wind: (Tries to talk, but can’t, and just drops money on the top of the stand)
Vender: Alright (Hands Wind a hot dog)
Wind: (Eats it, and is instantly healed of all wounds) Thanks (Walks as if he was never injured)
#6: Armored Hearse Dropping Exploding Caskets
Wind: (Chasing an armored hearse dropping exploding caskets) Okay, seriously. Who the fuck thought this was a good idea
#7: Planes
Wind: Okay, I can do this. I mean, I’ve already done this in the past four games. I don’t need a license to fly a helicopter. I mean, I did fine in the last four games. This fifth one should be no di-
(5 Seconds Later)
Wind: (Crashes the plane into traffic, as Wind barely made it out with a parachute) ….. Well, that’s not going to go over well with the insurance company
#8: Bowling
Wind: I could be shooting rockets for fun, and all I’m doing is bowling (Rolls the ball and knocks over a few pins) …… (Does is again) THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME! (Dials number)
Roman: Hello?
Wind: ROMAN, LET’S GO BOWLING!
#9: Police
Wind: (Hits the breaks and lightly taps a police car, instantly giving Wind a wanted level)
Police: Stop
Wind: Okay, I sto- (Gets shot in the stomach) AHHH! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
Police: You committed a deadly crime. You could have killed someone with that little tap
Wind: I RAN OVER FIVE PEOPLE ON THE WAY HERE, AND YOU DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE….. FUCK YOU! YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE!
#10: Cheats
Wind: (Drinking soda while he is being shot at by the SWAT team, taking no damage)
#11: Drugs
Wind: (Whimpering in a dumpster, with a bloody pen in his hand) I promise I won’t do drugs again, mommy.
#12: Taxi
Wind: Hey, taxi
Taxi Driver: (Stops taxi)
Wind: (Walks over to the taxi)
Taxi Driver: (Waits)
Wind: (Accidently opens the door and throws the driver out) OH GODDAMN IT!
#1: KORN:
When you think about, it, a name like Korn dosen't really make you think of flowers and sunshine xD.
And the songs prove this.
I love them (obviously). But these songs are singing about murder, possible necrophilia, sex addictions, rape, lying, just about EVERY bad thing there is..
#2: DISTURBED:
The name probably says it all xD.
#3: EMINEM:
If these songs really ARE of his life, it certainly makes us realize, OUR problems (chores, going to work in the morning), aren't SHIT!
#4: PINK FLOYD:
These songs are a lot darker then people might think..
#5: SLIPKNOT:
With a album called "all hope is lost" how much happiness would one be expecting!?
When you think about, it, a name like Korn dosen't really make you think of flowers and sunshine xD.
And the songs prove this.
I love them (obviously). But these songs are singing about murder, possible necrophilia, sex addictions, rape, lying, just about EVERY bad thing there is..
#2: DISTURBED:
The name probably says it all xD.
#3: EMINEM:
If these songs really ARE of his life, it certainly makes us realize, OUR problems (chores, going to work in the morning), aren't SHIT!
#4: PINK FLOYD:
These songs are a lot darker then people might think..
#5: SLIPKNOT:
With a album called "all hope is lost" how much happiness would one be expecting!?
#1: FREDDY KRUEGER SAVES MR MACKEY:
Freddy rescues Mackey from molestation, while having the excuse to use one of his cheesy one liners. The irony of this is that is that the REAL Freddy Krueger murdered child with pleasure, and was a pedophile in the remake..
#2: KORN:
Korn becomes, well... Corn.
#3: KEEPING KENNY ALIVE:
The one time they chose to do so, is when he is better OFF dead. He's brain dead, and needed in heaven to stop an over the top war against Satan..
#4: CARTMAN:
In the Family Guy episode Cartman tells Kyle
"That's a cartoon! Millions of people watch it! How would you feel, Kyle, if there was a cartoon on television that made fun of Jews all the time?! Huh?!"
Freddy rescues Mackey from molestation, while having the excuse to use one of his cheesy one liners. The irony of this is that is that the REAL Freddy Krueger murdered child with pleasure, and was a pedophile in the remake..
#2: KORN:
Korn becomes, well... Corn.
#3: KEEPING KENNY ALIVE:
The one time they chose to do so, is when he is better OFF dead. He's brain dead, and needed in heaven to stop an over the top war against Satan..
#4: CARTMAN:
In the Family Guy episode Cartman tells Kyle
"That's a cartoon! Millions of people watch it! How would you feel, Kyle, if there was a cartoon on television that made fun of Jews all the time?! Huh?!"
I never seen ALL Full Metal Jacket. But I seen most of Hartman's scenes..
I am always unsure how to feel about this character.
Sure his foul mouthed, slightly racist, rage filled, rude attitude, might be pushing the limits a bit.
But for the most part, Drill sergeants are SUPPOSE to be yelling at you, and scaring you.
The point of this, is their suppose to knock the innocence out of you.
War is no place for innocence.
It's a place of murder, and little else.
Why you think so many Veterans go crazy without the proper help.
In some ways, Happy tree friends isn't THAT far from the truth.
People are so use to killing with out remorse.
That they still have the "beast" inside.
But anyway..
I am always mad Hartman dies.
He didn't deserve it.
He was just doing his job (for the MOST part)..
I am always unsure how to feel about this character.
Sure his foul mouthed, slightly racist, rage filled, rude attitude, might be pushing the limits a bit.
But for the most part, Drill sergeants are SUPPOSE to be yelling at you, and scaring you.
The point of this, is their suppose to knock the innocence out of you.
War is no place for innocence.
It's a place of murder, and little else.
Why you think so many Veterans go crazy without the proper help.
In some ways, Happy tree friends isn't THAT far from the truth.
People are so use to killing with out remorse.
That they still have the "beast" inside.
But anyway..
I am always mad Hartman dies.
He didn't deserve it.
He was just doing his job (for the MOST part)..
