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This is one of the scenes that follows the dialogue of NIKO/JOHNNY SERIES.

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Packie McReary was seen chatting with Dash Lucia and Micheal Keane.

"So the plan was, they were gonna hid the diamond in the queen's ass" Packie cried, ending what appeared to be one of his many stories, and the other two laughed at the joke.

Niko enters the room, and is spotted by young Kate.

Kate: Oh, hey, Niko.

Niko: Hey, Kate.

Packie: Get your fucking hands off my fucking sister, boy!

Dash: (only one to laugh).

Kate: (sarcastically) We're talking, not having casual sex, Patrick... I pray after the amount of practice you've had you'd know the difference.

Packie: Sure, I know the difference. One leaves you feeling sad and empty and alone... and the other's casual sex!

Dash: (again the only one to laugh).

Packie: See. the Dash gets me.

Kate: Whatever... I am quite sure you and mister Niko here will have fun on your 'play date'.

Maureen: [from another room] Kate!

Kate: Coming, Ma... you boys place nice, now...

Packie:: (sarcastically) For sure.

Maureen: Kate!

Kate: Okay! [Kate leaves].

Packie waited till she was gone before saying "Oh, were gonna play it REAL nice.. (starts taking out guns) They're clean as a fuckin' whistle... One previous owner... safely driven... ready for action".

"By the way Niko.. You remember Dash right?" Jackie asked.

"Sure.. Good to see you again" Niko replied.

"She's a good ally.. Likes a good fight.. And doesn't take shit from NO-ONE... Come to think of it.. She reminds me of myself" Packie replied.

"Oh stop" Dash said playfully.

"The other one, he's the man.. Saint Michael we call him.. He's had my back for years" Packie replied.

"Hey" Niko and Michael both said to each other.

"By the way.. Did you bring a shotgun?" Dash asked Packie.

"Wait here.. You sure have a fondness for shotguns don't you?" Packie said, chuckling a bit as he was handing her a combat shotgun.

"What can I say.. There pretty badass" Dash joked.

"What's with the firearm's?" Niko asked.

"What?.. Oh, right... Well. (clears throat) We got an opportunity, me boy" Packie told Niko, while examining his AK47.

"Yep.. Fortune faviors the brave" Michael said, grabbing an Carbine rifle.

"Gotta make hey while the sunshines" Dash added, as she was tying a red bandana headband on her head. Witch is a bit odd considering her long jeans and t-shirt are both navy blue.

"So you down boy?.. Or you out?" Packie asked, in a fairly serious type of tone.

"In for what?" Niko asked in a serious tone of voice.

"Down for robbing a thief" Michael replied

Like Robin Hood" added Dash, as she finished with her headband.

"Excatly.. Robin-fuckin-hood" Packie said, as all three laughed,

"Who are we gonna rob?" Niko asked.

"The fuckin Mafia boy!" Packie replied.

"Is the money? What's the risk?" Niko asked.

"Well, the risk is... we all die a very slow and painful deathb. (he Michael and Dash chuckle to themselves)... And the money is good, very good indeed" Packie told him.

"So you in big guy.. Or we gonna have to kill you?" Michael said sternly.

"Well.. When you put it that way... I'm in" Niko replied.

"Good lad" Packie replied.

"Alright, alight.. Let's do this!" Michael said, as they all started leaving.

Though Dash stayed for a moment and took a large drink out of a small whiskey bottle she was keeping hidden in her bag.

"Hey.. Wait up!" Dash said, putting away the bottle and running to catch up.

ON THE ROAD:

Niko: A Mafia controlled waste management plant?

Packie: You fuckin' guessed it. It's an Ancelotti operation. Ray tipped us off about a big payoff they just got. A fat cash payoff.

Michael: Ancelottis, eh? I can't tell none of those mob families apart. Ancelottis, Gambinos, Pecorinos.

Packie: It's the fucking "Pegorinos", man. We're workin' for them... "Pecorino's" a type a cheese... "Pegorino's" is a bunch of guido gangsters outta Alderney.

Niko: They're all Mafia though?

Packie: Course they are. Cosa Nostra and all that shit. Our family used to be bigger than all them Mafia families put together. Back in the day, that is.

Dash: Oh god. Not THIS crap again... I heard this speech a million times.. "The McReary's ran the city. People was scared to say their name let alone come near their place in Purgatory. Life was great. We were in charge".

Packie: It's fucking true!. I'd like to hear you tell Gerald that it's a boring story. Me brother wouldn't take too kindly to that now would he, little lady?... (to Niko) You know that Purgatory is called what it is because people were so scared of the McRearys. Did you know that, Niko?

Dash: (sarcastically) It's called that because people found the McReary's stories so damn boring. Listening to them was like being IN Purgatory!

Packie: Fuck you, girl, I'll fucking come back there and kick your fucking ass in a minute.

Niko: (changing the topic) I hear that Francis McReary is your brother?

Packie: Fucking Frankie, my brother... He may have a badge, but I tell you for a fact he's as crooked as the rest of us McRearys. More so. At least we ain't fucking hypocrites. Kate's the only decent one.

Niko: I can believe that.

Packie: You know Frankie do ya? I got a story for you if you do.

Dash: ANOTHER fuckin story!?

Packie: SHUT UP DASH!... So, Niko, when Francis and Gerald was growing up, Frankie becomes an altar boy. He swears to this day that he wanted to serve the Lord. Gerry knows the truth though. He only put on that cassock so he could pocket the change in the collection plate. Fact. That's Francis down to a fucking T. I don't even know if he realizes what a crook he is.

Niko: That sounds like the Francis McReary 'I' met.

Packie: I bet. Model community leader, my ass.

Michael: You're just worried he'll start clamping down on you, ain't ya Packie?

Packie: I'd like to see him try it. Not gonna happen with the things Gerry knows.
#1: Mark Wahlberg:
I am still yet to see ANY movie where I don't enjoy this guy's perfamance, he is good at EVERYTHING..
(except the shitty movie cover of Max Payne)..

#2: Seth Marfarlene:
He has done it all.
Movies, voice acting, singing, just about anything.
And he's good for all of it..

#3: LIAM NEESON:
Same as I said for Mark.
I'm still yet to find a bad performance by him..

#4: Ice Cube:
He raps, he acts, he's good at BOTH.

#5: Jim Carrey:
He is actually GOOD as a serious actor.
I respect that..

#6: Will Farrell:
Everyone hates him.
I don't get that..

#7: Brucie Willis:
He is said to be a bit of a dick in real life.
But so is Farrell.
I just like them anyway..

#8: EMINEM:
(same as Ice cube).

#9: SAMERAL JACKSON:
posted by Canada24
ALMOST A MONTH LATER:

Inside a prison.

"You ok, kid?"

"Yeah, I'm ok. I'm sorry about your brother" Niko said, ironically sense he secretly killed him.

"[if Derrick is dead] Ah... me and Derrick had quite a few problems, but he was my brother... and it hurts. Poor fucking bastard. He believed in something once, which is better than me... I guess. Ah fuck, I'll miss him. [if Francis is dead] Gerry Ah... me and Francis were never exactly close, but he was my brother... and it hurts. Poor bastard. He believed in something once. That's a hell of a lot better than me, I guess. Fuck, I'll miss him" Gerry...
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Shortly after finishing the battle and getting back Maureen's stolen items. Niko, knowing their both lonely, and need to move on from Kate. Ended up asking Dash out.

"Oh.. Jee Niko.. I. I don't know... I mean.. I'm a mess!.. I'm a homeless, ill tempered, mess" Dash said, sadly.

"Oh come on.. Your a beautiful girl, who needs someone to care for you" Niko insisted.

"Well... I guess that's true.. But I try not to get close to people.. Just gets them hurt or killed" Dash said sadly.

"I'm the same.. But Roman says I shouldn't let Kate's accident stop me from getting close to people.. And I've decided.....
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#5: PRINCESS LUNA:
Princess Luna has a problems that a lot of us have. Family problems for the most part. She's always in the shadow of her sister. She's not appreciated for what she does. She's an lone wolf, alone for the most part. Lot of ponies judge her from her past and not what she is now. Unable to except her new self..

#4: TWILIGHT SPARKLE:
I never noticed at the time.
But she reminded me a bit of myself.
Never really having the time for friends.
Till I met them..

#3: ZUKO: THE LAST AIRBUNDER:
Zuko feels like an real person who goes through a lot in the world. His father abandoning him from...
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posted by Canada24
Why dose everybody hate Roman Bellic.

Sure he probably isn't the best ROLE MODEL.

He drinks, swears, gambles, lies to his cousin about his "american lifestyle", and is sometimes a dick.

But for the most part.
Roman is so sweet.

He calls you a bit too much.
I get that.

But think about it.

He hasn't seen his own cousin in years.
I for one enjoy hanging with..

But I would let Roman haters go.

But there's a certain running joke that annoys me.

the joke of
"Cousin. Let's go bowling".

It's not even true.

Roman dose call me a lot.
But it's NEVER for bowling.

I only went bowling with him once so far.
And it was me who asked 'him' to go.

Every other time I am obsessed with asking people to go eat somewhere..
#1: Led Zepplin - Immigrant song:
Most people don't even have to LIKE Led Zeppelin to recognize the famish scream moment.
It's in so much movies and other things, that you don't have know who the band even IS..

#2: Lep Zepplin - Kashmir:
Well, actually it's more of the intro than the chorus.
Again.
You don't even to like or even KNOW Zeppelin to recognize the main guitar.
it's known as the James Bond theme song..

#3: Nivarna - Teen spirit:
We all know the chorus, don't we :).
I myself don't even know any Nivana song BUT this one.
So that kinda speaks for itself, don't it..

#4: Europe - final countdown:...
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Been seeing it about four months now, and it's the most "quotable" series EVER...

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#1:
(live audience scene):
Peele: What I often do.. I take note of things my girl dose wrong, and call her on it at the right times.
Key: (pretending to be the girl) Jordon, why'd you leave the toilet seat up?
Peele: BITCH WHY WAS YOU LATE LAST NIGHT, AND I DIDN'T SAY NOTHING!?


#2:
(live audience scene):
Girl in audience: (laughing too hard)
Key: Ma'am... Breath.


#3:
Key: (texting angrily) do you even WANT to hang out!?
Peele: (texting calmly) Like I said...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony.
Master Sword: It's such a beautiful day, and nothing can ruin it.

Then, it started raining.

Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I wish I brought my umbrella with me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I can't believe this is actually happening.
Master Sword: Well, it could be worse. Oh wait, it is.
Tom: Why?
Master Sword: There is no crossover parody today. Instead, we will be having a musical performance...
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Everyone knows about Squidward torture.
But I recently started noticing that Spongebob gets tortured himself...

Even modern Spongebob doesn't THIS much punishment..

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#1: THE SPLINTER:
Spongebob immediately got himself a splinter. Throughout the episode, Spongebob tries to not deal with it. but couldn't due to his thumb's injury. Should he used his other hand instead? (PLOTHOLE!) So, he decided to hide it, but Squidward (who told him nothing but lousy crap of hiding it and didn't solve anything) and s. Patrick only WORSENED the situation....
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#1: ABRIDGED ALEXANDER ANDERSON:

The abridged version of Alexander Anderson is vastly different than his Anime counterpart. Like the original, he is a devoted servant of God. Unlike the original, he is ALSO shown to be downright insane. And speaks with an stereotypical Irish accent..



#2: ABRIDGED JAN VALENTINE:

This verison of Jan is almost exactly like his original counterpart. Who, itself, is very dark humored and comic relief, but also very disturbing and perverty. In this verison, he appears to "fuck anything that movies" as he says he'll skull fuck both sir ingeriga, and the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - Rainbow Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. Rainbow Dash was with Fluttershy in a parking lot full of Buicks.

Rainbow Dash: Now, what have we learned?
Fluttershy: Nothing.
Rainbow Dash: No! We learned something.
Fluttershy: Lots of control.
Rainbow Dash: Good.
Fluttershy: Screaming, and hollering.
Rainbow Dash: Yes, and most importantly...
Fluttershy: Passion....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - Rainbow Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. The pegasus ponies were putting storm clouds into the skies of Ponyville.

Rarity: *Watching the pegasi working* Why are they doing that?
Applejack: Because they're alcoholics fucking with Mother Nature. *Points to one of the pegasi* Hey asshole!! Get the storm clouds out of here!! We're supposed to have blue skies...
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posted by Canada24
#10: THE KILLS - GET OUT:
Yes, this a racist family trying to brainwash him into being somekind of mindless sex slave (well actually Chris is just wanted for his eyes, to give to a blind man).. But the level of utter brutality from Chris. Who seems to be the nicest guy ever. leaves you kind of disturbed..


#9: AMERICAN HISTORY X - CURB STOMP:
This was recommended by WindWaker.. Though I'm not sure how to feel about this.. I love Edward Norton. Even in the hulk movie, so its even worse..


#8: JOHN WICK - DOG SCENE:
Before we see all the fun exciting stuff. First we have to get super attacted to the...
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#10: TREVOR PHILLIPS:
Trevor was described as a difficult person to deal with: extreme, unhinged, impetuous, psychopathic, unpredictable, sociopathic, and prone to violent outbursts and destructive rampages - in the second trailer he smashed an unknown person's head into a bar counter and was then seen setting a house on fire and walking out of the area without a care in sight.

But Trevor is lowest.. Cause Trevor is honest about it and will never show hypocrisy and he will also have his own charm along with his own principals (his principals being different from Michael's)..



#9: THE GOVERNER (Comic...
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I actually put this.. Only for it to get me suspended from the site :(


SATEN TWIST:

Jerk with a Heart of Gold: Sword can sometimes come across as an uncaring jerk, espically in older seasons, but is actually a very kind hearted, loyal person, and very protective to those he cares for.

Characterization Marches On: Saten started out kinda crazy and not the most likeable.. He eventually became the only sane one in many ways, least in comparison to the misadventures he’s involved in..

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DERPY HOOVES/TWIST:

The Stoner: At least at times..

Action Girl: Aside...
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#1: BRANDON WHITTAKER:
He is serprisingly "easy" as long as you have really good food, like wine, and streak.
Have the knife gloves and when he jumps out of the stall, attack away.
Or, even MORE easy. Get a sniper and a pistol, stand near the entrance, wait till he leaps out of the stall, and than have him chase you out of the bathroom, he can only go so far, so wait till he jumps at you, dodge it, and shoot at him when he's running back to the bathroom.
And than just finish him off with the pistol when you run out of sniper bullets (if done properly, you won't lose any health)..


#2: SEYMOUR REDDING:...
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#1: KIRILL (John Wick):
John Wick probably thought Kirill would just be another body for his kill count. But Krill single handedly OWNS John.
Yeah.. Mr Wick (a mix of Chuck Norris and Max Payne) gets his ass handed to him..


#2: BADD (Kill Bill):
The character known as THE BRIDE, is known as the world's deadliest woman soldier. And she sneaks upto kill Budd, who was on her kill list, not knowing Budd was expecting her. And when she bursts though the front door, hoping to catch him off guard, she herself is the one caught off guard, Budd shoots the Bride, without needing to do very much, just sit...
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posted by Canada24
#1:
Max Payne: So I guess I'd become what they wanted me to be, a killer. Some rent-a-clown with a gun who puts holes in other bad guys. Well that's what they had paid for, so in the end that's what they got. Say what you want about Americans but we understand capitalism. You buy yourself a product and you get what you pay for, and these chumps had paid for some angry gringo without the sensibilities to know right from wrong. Here I was about to execute this poor bastard like some dime store angel of death and I realized they were correct, I wouldn't know right from wrong if one of them was...
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posted by Canada24
#1:
Rick: [after stabbing Shane for trying to kill Rick] Damn you for making me do this, Shane! This was you, not me! You did this to us! This was you! Not me! NOT ME!!... (sobs) Not me!...


#2:
Rick: Dale coud - could get under your skin. He sure got under mine, because he wasn't afraid to say what he thought, how he felt. That kind of honest is rare and brave. Whenever I'd make a decision, I'd look at Dale. He'd be looking back at me with that look he had. We've all seen it one time or another. I couldn't always read him, but he could read us. He saw people for who they were. He knew things...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Title: The De Santa’s
Audience: (Applause)
Jimmy: (Walks in)
Michael: There you are you little shit (Holds out marijuana) Looking for this
Jimmy: (Tries to grab it)
Michael: Ah, ah, ah, no
Audience: (Laughs)
Jimmy: Very funny. You know, you’re a real asshole
Audience: Ooooohhhh
Michael: What did you just fucking say to me?
Amanda: Stop it you two, you’re ruining my fucking yoga
Audience: (Laughs)
Trevor: (Walks in) Somebody say yoga?
Audience: (Cheers)
Michael: Trevor?
Trevor: Michael
Audience: (Laughs)
Michael: Good to see you again
Trevor: Hmm. Yeah, I bet it is. Of course, I’m that the one that’s...
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