Cupcakes 3 - The Lyrics... (actually play the video while reading these.. It's AWESOME).

posted by Canada24

Hate is all around.
If you see what I see.
Definitely something's going on.
These fingers.
Pointed at me.

THE LYING!
THE CHEATING!
THE HELLISH NIGHTS ALONE!
WHILE I AM WEEPING!
JUST SEARCHING!
LOVE IS NEVER AROUND!
ALL THE WAITING!
BETRAYING!
THE ONE THING I HOLD SACRED, IN MY LIFE IS, LEFT HANGING!
AND I'M NEVER AROUND!

Let go!
And I will truly be free!
Just let go!
Her mind really is the disease!
So, just go!
Enjoy everything I received!
So, let go!
And I will kill this unease!

Let's turn this around.
I'll look down on me.
Now I see what's going on.
Warned about you all and not me.

THE PRYING!
THE CHEATING!
THE HELLISH NIGHTS ALONE!
WHILE I AM WEEPING!
JUST SEARCHING!
LOVE IS NEVER AROUND!
ALL THE WAITING!
BETRAYING!
THE ONE THING I HOLD SACRED, IN MY LIFE IS, LEFT HANGING!
AND I'M NEVER AROUND!

Let go!
And I will truly be free!
Just let go!
My mind is really the disease!
So, just go!
Enjoy everything I received!
So! let go
And I will kill this unease.

AH,HAWHAW!!
AHHH,HAHAHAHA!!
AHH,HAWHAW!
AHHH,HAHAHAHA!!
AHH,HAWHAW!!
AHHH,HAHAHAHA!!
AHH,HAWHAW!!
AHH,HAHAHAHA!!

AHHHHHHHHHH!
HAWHAW!!
HAWHAWHAWHAW!!
AHH,HAWHAW!!
HAHAHAHA!!
Hate is all around.
(HAWHAWHAWHAW!!)
If you see what I see.
(HAHAHAW!!)
Definitely something's going on.
(AHH!! AHH!!)
These fingers.
Pointed at me.
(WHAHAHAW!)
Pointed at me.
(WHAHAHAW!!)
These fingers.
Pointed at me.

AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Let go!
And I will truly be free!
Just let go!
Her mind is really the disease!
So, just go!
Enjoy everything I received!
So, let go!
And I will kill this unease!

Keep this in mind, HAWHAWHAW!!

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Dreamtime i actually did that and it's great xD

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Top six worst shippings I could think of.

posted by Canada24

#6: Kate X Garth:
It's been nearly four years since I thought about Alpha and Omega.
But this is one of the reasons I left.
I can't stand when Kate cheats on Humphrey.
She leaves the one who was perfect for her, to be with the WORST person for her.
And sadly, it quite common, and not even the worst that people can come up with.

#5: Twilight X Trixie:
I actually like Trixie.
And I also like Twilight.
So this just angers me. Their great characters..

#4: Spongebob X Patrick:
Yes. It fuckin happened! :(

#3: Kate X Lilly:
The only thing worse than Kate x Garth.
Is the idea of Kate having sex with her own...

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list of characters.. WALKING DEAD SPOOF

posted by Canada24

I'm bored and decided to give characters files for each character..

SHANE WALSE:
In many cases, Shane's character hasn't changed all too much.
Like the real Shane, he is very easy to become angry.
But unlike the real Shane.
Just about ANYTHING would make Shane mad, as shown with his immature rage at Rick for not liking Godfather., It's rare he ISN'T mad.
He also, accidentally shoots Rick and is why was in a coma. But his comment about sleeping with Lori. Along with sarcastically saying the "enemies" shoot him, makes you wonder rather or not it was REALLY an accident..

ANDREA:
It's implied she's...

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What's your take - Expirements of Twilight Sparkle

posted by Canada24

For those who don't know.
The image on my clubs cover, with Twilight wearing a mask is from this story., I don't know, I just enjoy the image for some reason.. I can be a very morbid person, but in playful ways (if that's even possible).

Anyway. I can probably say, I have mixed feelings about this story.
It's certainly what you would expect from a creepypasta.

But there's some many different VERISONS of the story.
In original version I read, Rarity tried to beg Twilight from killing Pinkie. Dash was given a needle making her lose all forms of sanity. AJ had her psychical strangth 'tested'.

But...

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Top ten voices I wish I had: #2 David Spade

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8 Arthur Morgan quotes

posted by Canada24

In celebration of finally beating Red Dead 2.. Here's best quotes of new protagonst, Arthur Morgan..

#1:
Arthur: Damn Marston. That's smart.. You might the only guy I know, to be half eaten by wolves, and come back a smarter man..

#2:
Arthur: As long as we get paid or you get shot I'm happy.

#3:
Arthur: Maybe when your mother is finished mourning your father... I'll keep her in black, on your behalf.

#4:
Arthur: John made it. He's the only one. Rest of us... No.

#5:
Arthur: This whole thing is pretty much done. We're more ghosts than people.

#6:
Tommy: Come on than pretty boy!
Arthur: Pretty boy? You're kidding me, Pretty Boy!?

#7:
Micah: Seems were the only ones crazy enough to be out here.
Arthur: Don't speak to me about 'crazy'.

#8:
Arthur: I gave you all I had....

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Expirments of Twilight Sparkle

added by Canada24

:D

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Top five characters that it isn't the same without them..

posted by Canada24

#5: BRAIN/FAMILY GUY:
This was only temporary, mostly cause everyone was mad at Seth Macfarlene for killing off a major character.
But due to Family Guys senses of 'convient' gags.
Stewie uses his time machine to stop brain from being killed in the first place, and nobody knew about this so not much has changed from then..

#4: Charlie/Two and a half men:
At the beginning of one of the newer seasons the REAL Charlie was fired from the cast do to his various 'issues'.
And his character is killed off and the season literary starts with his funeral, witch is ruined by the shows constant need for crude...

TOP TEN “BEST” MORALS FROM GOOSEBUMPS:

posted by Canada24

#1: DON’T GO TO SLEEP:
Hate how your life is?, yeah, well, DEAL WITH IT!
Other wise, your be taken to court by the Reality Police and put on trial simply because you said your reality sucked..

#2: MY HAIRY ADVENTURE:
If your turned into a dog by a mysterious chemical. Your parents will just adopt another child, and forget you ever existed..

#3: WEREWOLF OF FEVER SWAMP:
Your parents cannot be trusted. They are fools at best, and werewolf-enablers at worst. Just looking for any excuse to take your beloved dog to the pound. Also, your best friend is not really your friend, and has a terrible secret....

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Top 20 Trevor Phillips quotes

posted by Canada24

1:
Clay: Johnny ain't gonna be cool if your messing with her again.
Trevor: Oh really, let's ask him. (lifts foot) Hey cowboy? You mind that I fucked your old lady? Oh, what's that, you DON'T mind.. Wha- because your a dead man!? And the only scented part of you left is this little piece of brain! And the grizzle on the end of my boot! WELL THANK YOU VERY MUCH COWBOYYY!
Terry: BULLSHIT!
Trevor: Oh I LIKE IT, denial! That's the first part of the grieving process brothers. Now let's all hold hands.
Clay: THIS BETTER BE BULLSHIT! (they all ride off)
Trevor: Oh, where you guys going!? LET'S GO LADIES!...

Honorable voice mentions: Jimmy Tatro

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: Return To Ponyville

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!

A not so long time ago in a world ruled by ponies

Theme song: link

HEDGEHOG IN PONYVILLE

Episode XI

Return To Ponyville

Discord has taken over the Prisoner Of War camp where I was sent, with Rainbow Dash, Princess Celestia, and many other ponies.

However, the Nazi Forces were planning on making a space station, called the Death Egg, and they needed more money to finishbuilding this death defying space station.

To make more money, they ordered Discord to sell me, and the other...

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Reposting my JAWS 4 review, because I can XD

posted by Canada24

Oh god.. Oh god...

I grew up with this movie.. As a kid I thought, this wasn't "that" bad... BOOOY was I wrong..

Early on we get Seans death Shark attack.. Well, a shaky camera IMPLYING a shark attack.. Allwhile his screams are drowned by the christmas singers.. I know this cause they switch back to the singers it at least 12 fucking times in the whole sequence..

I swear to god, this movie is just depressing as hell.. Not scary.. And Ellen, Martins wife believe the Shark was WAITING for Sean.. It came for him because of what Martin did to his buddies..

(Dr. Elkins: Sharks don't take things personally,...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 24

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song: link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 24

Orion

May 17, 1953

Ah. Good old Cheyenne Wyoming. The town that always starts an episode of Ponies On The Rails, but not for this one. No, this episode starts off in San Diego.

Orion: *Stops freight train at docks*
Dock Worker: Thanks a lot Orion.
Orion: No problem....

The Inglorious Hedgehog In Ponyville

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!

Things were not going well for Equestria after the events of the previous H.I.P story. A week after the war ended somepony assassinated the mayor of Ponyville. Then stallions started being sexist to mares. Even Doughnut Joe wouldn't let mares in his restaurant, but if they were to buy something Joe would just double the price for what they bought.

Two and a half years later things just got worse, a griffon appeared. It was someone named Gilda, and she seemed pissed, "I've had enough of these ponies. It's time to do something about them."...

Canada24 reacts to weird posts from Rob Dyke's series WWYPTOTI

posted by Canada24

#1:
JUST CAUSE I SUCKED YOUR COCK, DON'T MEAN WE DATING! I SUCKED YOUR COCK, BUT NOT YOUR HEART!!

Me: This is why hookers don't get paid much.

#2:
My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all you want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some ugly boy likes her! Why didn't Shrek change for Fiena!? Beautiful people are strong, ugly people are not! Why couldn't he change for Fiona!? Because woman have to do everything!

ME: Try watching Shrek 2 dumbass..

#3:
I don't want my baby boy to he straight, I want it gay.. If it's straight,...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Episode 6: Percy's "Finest" Hour

May 21, 1951

You already know this, but bare with me. Percy fixes tracks on the Union Pacific. He usually works with his best friend Jeff, but today that would change.

Percy: *walks along station*
Pete: Percy, I have some bad news.
Percy: What is it?
Pete: Jeff isn't feeling well, and took the day off. So we got you another pony to work with.
Percy: Uh, ok. Where is he?
Pete: He's right here.

The new pony was a black stallion, and walked rather quickly to the two ponies. His voice made him sound like he smoked 10 packs of cigarettes.

BS: Hello. My name is.....

Ponies On The Rails Episode 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Running from Chicagoat to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run by thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 1: New worker

Cheyenne, July 26, 1950

Coffee Creme: *walking on platform*
Orion: Hey, are you the new fire mare?
Coffee Creme: Yes.
Orion: Alright, you're working with another pony on that passenger train. You're going to Las Pegasus. Good luck on your first day.
Coffee Creme: Thanks *walks to engine*
Hawkeye: Hi, you must be my new fire mare....

5 video game villains never punished

posted by Canada24

#1: ROY EARLE:
Just about every character are at the very least implied to hate his guts. Anyone who has played the game will understand EXACTLY why..

Racist, sexist, he's done it all. And than just as your beginning to say, "at least he's OUR racist, sexist, asshole" Roy sells out the PTSD striken Cole Phelps, who cheats on his wife (but with only once).

But Roy is never actually punished for it. Even giving the speech at Cole's funeral.

#2: WILLIS HUNTEY:
After promising Ajay information about his parents and help to kill Yuma, he has Ajay kill Yuma's lieutenants. He then reveals that the lieutenants...

Canada24 reviews JAWS 4:

posted by Canada24

Oh god.. Oh god...

I grew up with this movie.. As a kid I thought, this wasn't "that" bad... BOOOY was I wrong..

Early on we get Sean's death Shark attack.. Well, a shaky camera IMPLYING a shark attack.. All while his screams are drowned by the christmas singers.. I know this because they switch back to the singers it at least 12 fucking times during the whole sequence..

I swear to god, this movie is just depressing as hell.. Not scary.. And Ellen (Martins wife) believew the Shark was WAITING for Sean.. It came for him because of what Martin did to his buddies..

(Dr. Elkins: Sharks don't take...