#1:
The Majr: Gentlemen… we… are Nazis!
Nazis: Sieg heil! Sieg heil!
The Major: And we… Will have war!
Nazis: Sieg heil! Sieg heil!
The Major: And we… AND WE… *sneeze*
Nazis: Gesundheit! Gesundheit!
#2:
Doctor: But Major, now that they know of our plans...
Major: Ah, Herr Doctor, but that is the plan~! Now that they know our plan, they will plan around our plan, and so we shall in turn plan around the plan that they are planning around our plan!!
Doctor: ...Your brilliance knows no bounds!
Major: And regardless... We have one advantage that they sorely lack... ZEPPELINS!
#3:
The Major: Ah, if it isn't the memorable Alucard. His provider, Sir Integra, ze bean counters, und of course, very interesting to see by the way, the Vatican. How does it feel to vork with your sworn enemies, Father Maxwell?
Enrico: Not as painful as your obnoxious voice.
The Major: Ah, come on, we used to be friends with me Vatican!... Remember how you aided us in our escape from Germany~?
[People at the meeting gasp, and Enrico looks both mortified and livid.]
The Major: (sarcastically) Oh, I guess they weren't supposed to know that.
Integra: So, that's how you knew about them.
Enrico: (Sighing, his expression reversing.) Yes.
The Major: I'm sure you're chomping at the bit to find out vhat ve have in store for you, nein?
Integra: Nazi army.
The Major: ...wow, just, kill all the fun! Put the fun in camps, why don't you?!
#4:
The Doctor: Well, Major, I think that went well.
The Major: You THINK it went well?! Herr Doctor, I was there, and much like our former boss- [we briefly see a clip of the old SS colonel, being torn apart by the Major's vampire soldiers] -I killed it!
#5:
The Major: Through my life, I have discovered so many forms of war... You get up in the morning, you get into your shitty car, und you see a rich CEO, who works half as hard as you do, drive down we street in his Porsche. "Class Var." You make it to work, and you find out that the annual drug test is today, und you just so happened to take a puff of your one-hitter a couple nights ago before dinner with your wife's awful parents. "Drug Var." But then, you find out that the only ones being called in for testing are your black and Hispanic co-workers. "Race war." Then, you try und post about it on your Facebook, but then all your friends start arguing about what's right und what's wrong. "Flame Var." You finally get home, und you decide to relax by watching a program about: "Who gets we box?" "What's in the box?" "How much is what's in the box worth?" "Storage Vars." (chuckles)... What I am telling you, my Nazi army of one thousand vampires, is that I am a purveyor of war. And with your help over the years, the are now at the precipice of our true goal. You see, I want a simple qar. No Class wars, no Drug wars, no Race wars, no Flame wars, AND CERTAINLY! NO COLD WARS!... Blueballed for forty years. What I want is a war what only we can bring. A true war! A German! War! The sequel you've all been vaiting for! I! WANT! WORLD! WAR! THREE!!!
#6:
Major: I do not like war.. I.. LOVE.. war.
#7:
The Major: All of London. Buckingham Palace - laid to vaste. Big Ben - toppled to the ground.
Random Nazi: The house of parliament?
The Major: Eradicated.
Random Nazi 2: The Tower of London?
The Major: Obliterated!
The Doktor: The Holocaust Museum?
The Major: Leave that be. No one vill deny vhat ve did.
Hans: What about London Bridge?
The Major: Ya, ya. London Bridge is falling down. We all know zhe song. Look, you be the first to burn it down, you can go ahead and sing it; I don't care.
#8:
Major: [Major uses lyrics from the song playing in the background] "Induction! Then destruction! WHO WANTS TO DIEE!?"
The Majr: Gentlemen… we… are Nazis!
Nazis: Sieg heil! Sieg heil!
The Major: And we… Will have war!
Nazis: Sieg heil! Sieg heil!
The Major: And we… AND WE… *sneeze*
Nazis: Gesundheit! Gesundheit!
#2:
Doctor: But Major, now that they know of our plans...
Major: Ah, Herr Doctor, but that is the plan~! Now that they know our plan, they will plan around our plan, and so we shall in turn plan around the plan that they are planning around our plan!!
Doctor: ...Your brilliance knows no bounds!
Major: And regardless... We have one advantage that they sorely lack... ZEPPELINS!
#3:
The Major: Ah, if it isn't the memorable Alucard. His provider, Sir Integra, ze bean counters, und of course, very interesting to see by the way, the Vatican. How does it feel to vork with your sworn enemies, Father Maxwell?
Enrico: Not as painful as your obnoxious voice.
The Major: Ah, come on, we used to be friends with me Vatican!... Remember how you aided us in our escape from Germany~?
[People at the meeting gasp, and Enrico looks both mortified and livid.]
The Major: (sarcastically) Oh, I guess they weren't supposed to know that.
Integra: So, that's how you knew about them.
Enrico: (Sighing, his expression reversing.) Yes.
The Major: I'm sure you're chomping at the bit to find out vhat ve have in store for you, nein?
Integra: Nazi army.
The Major: ...wow, just, kill all the fun! Put the fun in camps, why don't you?!
#4:
The Doctor: Well, Major, I think that went well.
The Major: You THINK it went well?! Herr Doctor, I was there, and much like our former boss- [we briefly see a clip of the old SS colonel, being torn apart by the Major's vampire soldiers] -I killed it!
#5:
The Major: Through my life, I have discovered so many forms of war... You get up in the morning, you get into your shitty car, und you see a rich CEO, who works half as hard as you do, drive down we street in his Porsche. "Class Var." You make it to work, and you find out that the annual drug test is today, und you just so happened to take a puff of your one-hitter a couple nights ago before dinner with your wife's awful parents. "Drug Var." But then, you find out that the only ones being called in for testing are your black and Hispanic co-workers. "Race war." Then, you try und post about it on your Facebook, but then all your friends start arguing about what's right und what's wrong. "Flame Var." You finally get home, und you decide to relax by watching a program about: "Who gets we box?" "What's in the box?" "How much is what's in the box worth?" "Storage Vars." (chuckles)... What I am telling you, my Nazi army of one thousand vampires, is that I am a purveyor of war. And with your help over the years, the are now at the precipice of our true goal. You see, I want a simple qar. No Class wars, no Drug wars, no Race wars, no Flame wars, AND CERTAINLY! NO COLD WARS!... Blueballed for forty years. What I want is a war what only we can bring. A true war! A German! War! The sequel you've all been vaiting for! I! WANT! WORLD! WAR! THREE!!!
#6:
Major: I do not like war.. I.. LOVE.. war.
#7:
The Major: All of London. Buckingham Palace - laid to vaste. Big Ben - toppled to the ground.
Random Nazi: The house of parliament?
The Major: Eradicated.
Random Nazi 2: The Tower of London?
The Major: Obliterated!
The Doktor: The Holocaust Museum?
The Major: Leave that be. No one vill deny vhat ve did.
Hans: What about London Bridge?
The Major: Ya, ya. London Bridge is falling down. We all know zhe song. Look, you be the first to burn it down, you can go ahead and sing it; I don't care.
#8:
Major: [Major uses lyrics from the song playing in the background] "Induction! Then destruction! WHO WANTS TO DIEE!?"
