#1: SLIM SHADY (the slim shady show).
Slim Shady, (voice by the REAL slim shady, Eminem). Is the title protagonist of a series I'm reviewing.
He shows you his dick, and than he kicks YOURS, and that's just his way of saying "hi".
Guess I'm starting lower my standards, cause this is starting to become HILARIOUS..


#2: SPIKE (Pony Mov).
To this day, Spike is the MAIN reason I watch that thing (Fluttershy is only funny when her TRUE NATURE is revealed).
Anyway, as you remember I have a story about him (calling him Dragonowitch)..


#3: SATEN TWIST (Saten twist adventures).
Due to the maturer content of this series. Saten swears, drinks heavily, beats people up without remorse, and even killed a few people..


#4: DERPY (Saten Twist Adventures).
In most stories, she freely laughs about the misfortunes of others.
And despite how much she tells Saten to stop being an alcoholic, she actually dose very little to 'help' him stop drinking, snd is actually a alchoholic herself..


#5: Homer Simpson:
He strangles his son, he over drinks, he dose a LOT of things. Yet he is one of the most well known characters ever..


#6: FREDDY KRUEGER:
He has done every bad thing a human being can EVER do.
But we love him anyway..


#7: THE MAJOR: (Hellsing).
The total definition of EVIL.
He is willing to destroy everything, even himself, cause he is secretly sucidal.
But, somehow, I love him WAY more than Alucard..


#8: ALUCARD: (Hellsing abridged).
nlike the original, he is sarcastic, rude, rebellious and perverted, often disrespecting or mocking his enemies in a very vulgar fashion. For example, before he killed Edward in Episode One, he said, "A real fucking vampire," after Edward asked, "Who is it?". Another example is shown during his conversation with Luke Valentine in episode 2, where he states the latter was "sucking my [Alucard's] dick" and "trying to impress me [Alucard] like I'm his [Luke's] alcoholic father." Also, unlike the original Alucard, this version often disrespects Sir Integra and disobeys her orders constantly, even calling her names such as "bitch" and "skank" on several occasions, going to Brazil when specifically told not to and even going far as to tip all of the paintings in the hallway sideways simply to annoy her. He also claims that he only saved Seras from death because she has "nice tits". He is also shown to be quite immature, as he seems to act as if he's a disobedient teenager and when Integra stated he had a mission in Ireland, he says "I've never hunted a Leprechaun before." and wonders if the Leprechaun would explode Lucky Charms if he shot it. He enjoys watching cartoons (Adventure Time being one of them). Alucard appears to be a misanthrope, as he states that he hates everyone equally. The only people he is shown to be respectful (or at least friendly) towards is Walter and the Queen of England (who is still attracted to him). Alucard is also seen as being very devious and takes great pleasure in causing mischief. In episode 2, Integra went over all of his antics, such as countless acts of property damage, noise complaints, murder of innocent civilians & sexual harassment. He, however, refuses to apologize for these actions..


#9: PACKIE MCREARY:
Packie the total definition of "bad role model".
He swears, thinks about killing himself, drinks obsessively, disrespects his family, and uses a shit load of cocaine.
Yet.. I LOVE HIM!


#10: JAN VALENTINE: (Hellsing).
Jan is shown to be vulgar, rude and one of the most foul-mouthed characters in the show, constantly spewing profanity at others and making volatile comments about them. He is also perhaps the most obnoxious, given the fact that he's often loud when he speaks and laughs quite often, even in the face of defeat or death. Major must of been proud..