#1: NEVER READ COMMENTS:
Unless you want to feel horrible about yourself..


#2: STARTING FIGHTS ARE EASY:
All you need to do is wait for someone to say hi to you. Become angry for no reason, and claim you belong to random street gangs that don't even exist in real life..


#3: NEVER TRUST PIZZA DILVERY BOYS WHEN YOUR SMOKING WEED:
They could be undercover cops..


#4: YOUR FRIENDS ARE DICKS:
They will always find reasons to avoid "squad brunch"..


#5: ROBBERS ARE IDIOTS:
They will return stolen items as long as you give valid reasons to do so..


#6: MOVIE STARS ARE DICKS:
Jimmy has only been in two movies, both minor roles. But in most sketches he goes all Howard Wallace on them (using any and all topics, even if it's as simple as going to the bathroom, to remind people of his accomplishment)..


#7: JUNEBUGS CARRY GUNS:
And parody Game of Thrones..


#8: NEVER HANG WITH "THAT DRUNK GUY":
He usually ruins the entire party..


#9: NEVER BE "THAT GUY":
Never scream for no reason when at a quite library when people are studying. Never admit it, when you punched a wall. Never complain about fun things. Never text when working out. And only speak for less 5 seconds when at the gym..


#10: MOVIE STARS HATE "NEWBIES":
Especially if your from youtube..