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#1: WALKING DEAD:
I would love two.
Trust me..
But... I'm too far into the series.
Sure I was one season behind.. Still trying to finish the 5th season, by the time season 6 was out. But it's always kinda been like that. I started walking dead too late.
But still.. I missed my chance to review it. As, when reviewing stuff. I need to start wait from the begining.
But I do HAVE a review for it..
Doug Walker (Nostalgia Critic) and I both pretty much say the say thing, but he says it more a bit complicatedly.
"It's not even the actual 'zombies' that are scary. It's the fact that, nothing will ever be the same. All that matters is this need for survival.. And with Walking Dead, the REAL the threat is the normal people.. The ones that would do 'anything' to survive.. Even Rick is kind of 'deranged' at this point. If you even LOOK at him the wrong way, he'll stab you in the heart, and leave you to turn"..


#2: POKEYMON:
Screw this show :(


#3: VIDEO GAMES:
I won't usually have too much to say.
Usually. As long as there's lots of gun related violence, but STILL a strong story and relatable characters.. That's often all I need.
Partially for a company like ROCKSTAR, who haven't let me down once yet.. (By the way GTA fanfics don't count, I am open for reviewing those)..


#4: FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC:
Again. I'm kinda too far into the series.
Plus, I'm kinda losing interest, and just sticking to fanfics and morbid youtube satires (like Pony Mov).
Though.. I DO make reviews for My little Pony Creepypastas, cause their just so entertaining..
So.. Guess, in a way I DO review for this show..


#5: ANY AMINE EXCEPT THE ONES I ALREADY DID REVIEW:
I just don't want these amines to be "my life" now..


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#1: NOSTAGLIA CRITIC FANFICTIONS:
Yes, that's a thing apparently.. And to be honest.. Some are actually pretty enjoyable..


#2: TRUE DETECTIVE:
Troy won't stop till I friggin watch this (just kidding).
But really. Maybe if I do find it, I should make it into reviews, see if it really IS as good as he claims..


#3: BREAKING BAD:
I plan on rewatching this at one point.
I feel like I missed what made it so good the last time.
Tell me if you want this as reviews?


#4: PEOPLE'S OWN STORIES:
Want me reviewing a story of yours?
Just link below..
Sitting in the dark, I can't forget.
Even now, I realize the time I'll never get.
Another story of the bitter pills of fate.
I can't go back again. I can't go back again...

But you asked me to love you and I did.
Traded my emotions for a contract to commit

And when I got away, I only got so far.
The other me is dead.
I hear his voice inside my head...

We were never alive, and we won't be born again.
But I'll never survive with dead memories in my heart.
Dead memories in my heart
Dead memories in my heart

You told me to love you and I did. Tied my soul into a knot and got me to submit.

So when I got away,...
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posted by Canada24
Like walking into a dreaam!

So unlike what you've seeen!

So unsure but it seeeems!

Cause we've been waiting for you.

Fallen into this placcce!

Just giving you a small taaaste!

Of your afterlife here so stay, you'll be back here soon anyway!

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I see a distant light!

But girl this can't be right!

Such a surreal place to see so how did this come to be!

Arrived too early!

And when I think of all the places I just don't belong!
I've come to grips with life and realize this is going too faaar!

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Rob Zombie
Rob Zombie
AMERICAN WITCH:

(This is a journey meant for your anxiety
This is a journey meant for your anxiety
This is a journey meant for your anxiety
This is a journey meant for your anxiety).

Body of a monkey, and the feet of a cock!
Dragged from her home, on the killing rock!
Black dog dying, on the weather vain!
The Devil's in a cat, and the baby's brain!

The end!
The end!
Of the American!
The end!
the end!
Of the American!
The end!
The end!
Of the American!
The end!
The end!
Of the American!

Witch!

(Noo! No! No! NOOOOO!)

Alone on the hill, and ready to die!
Cancer of darkness, blacken eye!
The mark of the wolf, and the...
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An Canadian brony, who's become farely popular over the past five years.

Has developed his own verison towards to new verison of my little pony, currently a internet sensation, despite it's orginal target audience.

The series is used as a mockery of the show, pointing out plot holes and the writers own opinion of each episode.
But without the full intent of HATING on it, or insulting the fans.

The series keeps the "orginal" characters with the same roles. But characters such Trixie Lulamoon have larger roles, and changed from their orginal disloyal personality, to being more relatable..

And...
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Carnotaurus
Carnotaurus
#1: CARTAURUS - DIANOSOURS:
When you think about it.
Being meat eaters doesn't make them ACTUALLY evil.
It just means they are trying to survive.
They have no real malicious intent.
They just care about feeding themselves and only show respect for themselves and no one else. However, the two in the movie might be a mated pair or just relatives, they have a very strong bond and the surviving one shows a powerful grudge against Aladar, trying to drag him over a cliff even when it was obvious the Carnotaurus would die, after the other one was crushed by rocks Aladar's friends caused to fall on it.....
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DIMITRI RASCALOV:
He starts off friendly, but after tricking Niko into betraying and killing Mikhail. Dimitri reveals his true colors and betrays Niko by trying to hand over to Bulgarin, but fails.
Soon after betraying Niko, Dimitri became a major figure in the Russian Mafia and started his own cocaine importation operation. He was arrested but released for attempting to bring cocaine into Liberty City along with a business associate. After they went into hiding in Bohan, he discovered that Roman still frequented a gambling den in Broker. Dimitri was owed an unspecified amount of money from The...
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posted by Canada24
Well.
We are almost done..

I can't say I really approved of Maxwell betraying everyone, but I came to accept it, considering we don't know all that much about him.
And, karma reached him, as it dose all Hellsing villains, or well.. All villains in general.

Anyway.
Even though I don't always like him, it's good to see Alucard again. It's just, not the same without him.
Like South park without Kenny, and Family guy without Brain.

As I said before, I can't say I was serprised by Waltor joining them.
I was told that it was gonna appen, so was just waiting for it.

There was one thing I didn't really get...
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#1: Metallica - Leper Messiah..
Intrutmental or not instrumental. This song still fits the title of the most badass song the history of badass songs!

#2: Lamb of God - Omertà..
We all know my feels towards screamo bands such as Lamb of God.
I have little to NO tolerance towards it.
But, have you heard this song as an instrumental.
It's friggin awesome!

#3: Korn - Daddy..
Well.. I finally found it.
A BAD Korn song.
But at least the instrumental is still epic.
They should use it in Walking Dead..
I sure as hell am using it in MY verison of Walking Dead.

#4: Korn - Did my time..
I love both versions of the...
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STORY ONE:

CUPCAKES:

"Let it be known. My original reason posting a spoof of Cupcakes. Is to tell people to STOP taking it so damn seriously. To STOP hating on Pinkie. And STOP claiming it's so scaring. It's not even scary. And in my story, I show how things COULD of gone.."


Our story begins when the young mare Rainbow Dash, came into SugerCube Corners, as she promised to spend time with the 'seemingly' innocent and adorable, Pinkie Pie (who is actually now turned into the far less innocent, but somewhat adorable, Pinkamena)..

RAINBOW: Hello? Pinkie? I'm here.

PINKAMENA: *voice is heard from within...
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posted by Canada24
Well I'm finally done this show..

Everybody says this is the greatest show ever made.. I never got that.. All it did was depress me, and make me question the meaning of life.

But guess that was the point.. This show, despite it's bright, colourful, appearance is fucking deep..

I heard on youtube it's SUPPOSE too make you question the meaning of life.

Most christians make up the story of Jesus, so we can believe in heaven.. And have someone too pray too.

I may be christian, but I don't FULLY believe in Jesus..

Well.. I believe he died on the cross.. But I don't believe he was the son of God.. I believe...
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sorry for the delay.. I thought I was sick yesterday. But turns out it's indigestion or something.

Anyway.. Guess I got my wish.
Something is actually "happening" now.

I thought THE BABY would lead to the show becoming my exciting, but turns out it's that other guy. Whatever his name is. The bodyguard that betrayed the guy in episode 21.

As usual, I don't really have much to say. But it did convince me to rewatch episode 4.
I think that's my favourite episode so far. It reminds me why I'm watching it, moments like episode 4.
Or even that shootout in episode 21.

Oh well, hopefully this means I'm done the moments of "convincing myself" to keep watching this show. And actually have things happen now. :)
#1:
"I make movies for teenage boys. Oh, dear, what a crime."


#2:
"I've done more girls than all of you."


#3:
“Are you chewing gum? You can not chew gum! It’s the most unsexy thing you can do when you’re trying to do sexy shit!"


#4:
“Hey watch that light, thats our only Jesus thing-a-ma-jig!”


#5:
“Give me something to wipe the air with.”


#6:
"The guy is a fucking idiot, making threats to me, Clooney, Eli Roth, says he has a doctorate—but uses the word "retard" in his vocabulary, come on/"
#1: RIGHT NOW - KORN:
(no comment).


#2: LETS DO THIS NOW - KORN:
Same album.. Same awesomeness..


#3: FIVE FINGEL DEATH PUNCH - JYKELL AND HYDE:
So badass..


#4: SLAYER - RAINING BLOOD:
(No comment)..


#5 DROWNING POOL - BODIES:
It's a very famish song..


#6: SLIPKNOT - PSYCHOSOCIAL:


#7: HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD - CITY:


#8: KORN - BREAK SOME OFF:


#9: MASTODON - BLOOD AND THUNDER:


#10: SLIPKNOT - VENDETTA:

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My geekness for Freddy Krueger

My unhealthy obsession with online writing

The fact I’m Canadian

My pride in being Irish

The way I hardly ever actually WATCH mlp, yet have the nerve to go to all those sites and write my own series for it

The fact I am OBSESSED with Packie McReary and he’s at least used ONCE, in EVERY gta fan fiction of mine

I hate Death metal, but yet I LOVE Korn

I have almost EVERY Eminem album

I LIKE Rob Drydek and Adam Standler

I never seen Sons of Anarchy (and yet it’s EVERYTHING I like these days, killing, guns, and.. Well.. Guns).

I STILL watch Spongebob sometimes

I DON’T play hockey

I have NO friends these days, I have no life outside this site

i have ADHD

I secretly watch porn, but yet I whine about Rule34 shit

I think I’m funny

I’m think I’m cool

The fact having a GOOD evil laugh is important in my view
#5: JIMMY PALOLINO (or whatever it is):
I know. I know.
He's a dick, who killed Kate.
But in his defence.
Least he had a REASON to be angry.
With the death of Dimitri, he had nothing left, Niko more or less betrayed him.
And besides, he has a cool voice actor..


#2; LAZLO JONES:
A foul mouthed, perverted, arrogant, dick.
But that's "average" for GTA.
And I don't know.
He's kinda funny..


#3: PLAYBOY X:
I still prefer Dwayne over Playboy.
But I wish NEITHER had to die.
I hate betraying ANYONE..


#4: U.L. PAPER CONTACT:
(AKA, Michael's boss).
DOWN IN THE TUNNELS:

Frankyln rode on a huge yellow, HVY Cutter to create a huge opening on the bank vault. When the hole is created, he than parked the Cutter an ample distance away, followed by telling Carly to plant the explosives.

As Carly did this, Franklyn saw NOOSE units approaching from the tunnels.

Frankyln took out an M16 and began shooting at them, killing a good few of them before having to reload.

Carly blew open the gates to the gold.

"I got them!" Carly called out to Franklyn.

"Okay.. But hope you brought a gun.. There's dozens of them!" Franklyn cried.

"Sure did!" Carly said, pulling...
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#1:
AVGN: You know what's really weird? That this game was actually capable of a 4-player mode using an accessory that allows four controllers to be connected to your Nintendo Entertainment System? Now, I can't imagine having four people playing this game. Who's gonna want to play this piece of shit? I'm lucky if I can get one other person! I have a better chance of cloning myself. (four Angry Video Game Nerds play and curse at the same time)
AVGN 1: Hey, wait. Wait, wait, wait. I just cloned myself. I'm in a dream, I can do whatever I want, so why don't we all just stop playing this fucking...
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#10: GARY TAKES A BATH:
We never realized this as a kid.
But it's hard to believe they got away with spongebob saying "don't drop the soap" and than winking.
If you don't know why this is innapriopiate, I would rather not be the one to explain it too you..

#9: GRAVEYARD SHIFT:
The story Squidward tells, involves the ghost of someone going around murdering people, and the way the phone rings and no one answers seems rather disturbing for a kid show..

#8: CLAMS:
Mr Krabs, in his crazed state, attempts to get Spongebob and Squidward literary killed when he used them for live bait..

#7: SQUEAKY BOOTS:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - Rainbow Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. Twilight was walking down the street with Spike while Pinkie Pie was wearing an umbrella on her head.

Twilight: Man, this sucks. First my car gets eaten by parasprites, and now you want me to buy you a shitload of fucking ice cream!
Spike: Twilight, why are you in a bad mood? Christmas is coming soon.
Twilight:...
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