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I'm decided to start reviewing this show as well..
I only ever seen the first episode, even than, only bits and pieces of it..
But it looks funny so far. And I LOVE Aaron Paul. So, there's that..

And the guy playing BoJack, seems really funny..

I only watched the first episode.. But it's really good so far.. Amazing voice work, even when there not being funny, the voices somehow make it SEEM funny..

I know I heard the penguin's voice somewhere.. Forget where.. Maybe Seth MacFarlene's Ted.

There's about 37 episodes.. I think I might be able to handle this...

Monster every monday.. BoJack every Saterday..

Besides, BoJack inspired my newest MLP story..
"Misadventures of Saten Twist and AlexMane"..

So, two birds I guess..

LINK: link
#1: SPONGEBOB:
Spongebob use to be a a bit nieve. But he was also mature in his own way. And accepted his mistakes.
But now he is a complete moron. And f***in cry baby.. And NEVER learns his lesson..


#2: SQUIDWARD:
It use to be satifying to see Squidward get punished, when he deserves it. But now.. He DOSEN'T deserve it. And he gets punished even WORSE..


#3: KRABS:
He use to be greedy, but also a good person, with a moral compass, and cares for Spongebob, father/son like. But now.. Krab's obsession of money is borderline psychotic. And he is willing to put Spongebob in danger just for a penny (heck, he fires him for a nickel)..


#4: PATRICK:
He use to be stupid, but loyal. Now he's stupid to the point he actually bullies Spongebob, and never gets punished..


#5: SANDY:
(No comment)..
Sitting in the dark, I can't forget.
Even now, I realize the time I'll never get.
Another story of the bitter pills of fate.
I can't go back again. I can't go back again...

But you asked me to love you and I did.
Traded my emotions for a contract to commit

And when I got away, I only got so far.
The other me is dead.
I hear his voice inside my head...

We were never alive, and we won't be born again.
But I'll never survive with dead memories in my heart.
Dead memories in my heart
Dead memories in my heart

You told me to love you and I did. Tied my soul into a knot and got me to submit.

So when I got away,...
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posted by Canada24
Like walking into a dreaam!

So unlike what you've seeen!

So unsure but it seeeems!

Cause we've been waiting for you.

Fallen into this placcce!

Just giving you a small taaaste!

Of your afterlife here so stay, you'll be back here soon anyway!

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I see a distant light!

But girl this can't be right!

Such a surreal place to see so how did this come to be!

Arrived too early!

And when I think of all the places I just don't belong!
I've come to grips with life and realize this is going too faaar!

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Rob Zombie
Rob Zombie
AMERICAN WITCH:

(This is a journey meant for your anxiety
This is a journey meant for your anxiety
This is a journey meant for your anxiety
This is a journey meant for your anxiety).

Body of a monkey, and the feet of a cock!
Dragged from her home, on the killing rock!
Black dog dying, on the weather vain!
The Devil's in a cat, and the baby's brain!

The end!
The end!
Of the American!
The end!
the end!
Of the American!
The end!
The end!
Of the American!
The end!
The end!
Of the American!

Witch!

(Noo! No! No! NOOOOO!)

Alone on the hill, and ready to die!
Cancer of darkness, blacken eye!
The mark of the wolf, and the...
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An Canadian brony, who's become farely popular over the past five years.

Has developed his own verison towards to new verison of my little pony, currently a internet sensation, despite it's orginal target audience.

The series is used as a mockery of the show, pointing out plot holes and the writers own opinion of each episode.
But without the full intent of HATING on it, or insulting the fans.

The series keeps the "orginal" characters with the same roles. But characters such Trixie Lulamoon have larger roles, and changed from their orginal disloyal personality, to being more relatable..

And...
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Carnotaurus
Carnotaurus
#1: CARTAURUS - DIANOSOURS:
When you think about it.
Being meat eaters doesn't make them ACTUALLY evil.
It just means they are trying to survive.
They have no real malicious intent.
They just care about feeding themselves and only show respect for themselves and no one else. However, the two in the movie might be a mated pair or just relatives, they have a very strong bond and the surviving one shows a powerful grudge against Aladar, trying to drag him over a cliff even when it was obvious the Carnotaurus would die, after the other one was crushed by rocks Aladar's friends caused to fall on it.....
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DIMITRI RASCALOV:
He starts off friendly, but after tricking Niko into betraying and killing Mikhail. Dimitri reveals his true colors and betrays Niko by trying to hand over to Bulgarin, but fails.
Soon after betraying Niko, Dimitri became a major figure in the Russian Mafia and started his own cocaine importation operation. He was arrested but released for attempting to bring cocaine into Liberty City along with a business associate. After they went into hiding in Bohan, he discovered that Roman still frequented a gambling den in Broker. Dimitri was owed an unspecified amount of money from The...
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posted by Canada24
Well.
We are almost done..

I can't say I really approved of Maxwell betraying everyone, but I came to accept it, considering we don't know all that much about him.
And, karma reached him, as it dose all Hellsing villains, or well.. All villains in general.

Anyway.
Even though I don't always like him, it's good to see Alucard again. It's just, not the same without him.
Like South park without Kenny, and Family guy without Brain.

As I said before, I can't say I was serprised by Waltor joining them.
I was told that it was gonna appen, so was just waiting for it.

There was one thing I didn't really get...
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#1: Metallica - Leper Messiah..
Intrutmental or not instrumental. This song still fits the title of the most badass song the history of badass songs!

#2: Lamb of God - Omertà..
We all know my feels towards screamo bands such as Lamb of God.
I have little to NO tolerance towards it.
But, have you heard this song as an instrumental.
It's friggin awesome!

#3: Korn - Daddy..
Well.. I finally found it.
A BAD Korn song.
But at least the instrumental is still epic.
They should use it in Walking Dead..
I sure as hell am using it in MY verison of Walking Dead.

#4: Korn - Did my time..
I love both versions of the...
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STORY ONE:

CUPCAKES:

"Let it be known. My original reason posting a spoof of Cupcakes. Is to tell people to STOP taking it so damn seriously. To STOP hating on Pinkie. And STOP claiming it's so scaring. It's not even scary. And in my story, I show how things COULD of gone.."


Our story begins when the young mare Rainbow Dash, came into SugerCube Corners, as she promised to spend time with the 'seemingly' innocent and adorable, Pinkie Pie (who is actually now turned into the far less innocent, but somewhat adorable, Pinkamena)..

RAINBOW: Hello? Pinkie? I'm here.

PINKAMENA: *voice is heard from within...
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posted by Canada24
Well I'm finally done this show..

Everybody says this is the greatest show ever made.. I never got that.. All it did was depress me, and make me question the meaning of life.

But guess that was the point.. This show, despite it's bright, colourful, appearance is fucking deep..

I heard on youtube it's SUPPOSE too make you question the meaning of life.

Most christians make up the story of Jesus, so we can believe in heaven.. And have someone too pray too.

I may be christian, but I don't FULLY believe in Jesus..

Well.. I believe he died on the cross.. But I don't believe he was the son of God.. I believe...
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sorry for the delay.. I thought I was sick yesterday. But turns out it's indigestion or something.

Anyway.. Guess I got my wish.
Something is actually "happening" now.

I thought THE BABY would lead to the show becoming my exciting, but turns out it's that other guy. Whatever his name is. The bodyguard that betrayed the guy in episode 21.

As usual, I don't really have much to say. But it did convince me to rewatch episode 4.
I think that's my favourite episode so far. It reminds me why I'm watching it, moments like episode 4.
Or even that shootout in episode 21.

Oh well, hopefully this means I'm done the moments of "convincing myself" to keep watching this show. And actually have things happen now. :)
#1:
"I make movies for teenage boys. Oh, dear, what a crime."


#2:
"I've done more girls than all of you."


#3:
“Are you chewing gum? You can not chew gum! It’s the most unsexy thing you can do when you’re trying to do sexy shit!"


#4:
“Hey watch that light, thats our only Jesus thing-a-ma-jig!”


#5:
“Give me something to wipe the air with.”


#6:
"The guy is a fucking idiot, making threats to me, Clooney, Eli Roth, says he has a doctorate—but uses the word "retard" in his vocabulary, come on/"
#1: RIGHT NOW - KORN:
(no comment).


#2: LETS DO THIS NOW - KORN:
Same album.. Same awesomeness..


#3: FIVE FINGEL DEATH PUNCH - JYKELL AND HYDE:
So badass..


#4: SLAYER - RAINING BLOOD:
(No comment)..


#5 DROWNING POOL - BODIES:
It's a very famish song..


#6: SLIPKNOT - PSYCHOSOCIAL:


#7: HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD - CITY:


#8: KORN - BREAK SOME OFF:


#9: MASTODON - BLOOD AND THUNDER:


#10: SLIPKNOT - VENDETTA:

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My geekness for Freddy Krueger

My unhealthy obsession with online writing

The fact I’m Canadian

My pride in being Irish

The way I hardly ever actually WATCH mlp, yet have the nerve to go to all those sites and write my own series for it

The fact I am OBSESSED with Packie McReary and he’s at least used ONCE, in EVERY gta fan fiction of mine

I hate Death metal, but yet I LOVE Korn

I have almost EVERY Eminem album

I LIKE Rob Drydek and Adam Standler

I never seen Sons of Anarchy (and yet it’s EVERYTHING I like these days, killing, guns, and.. Well.. Guns).

I STILL watch Spongebob sometimes

I DON’T play hockey

I have NO friends these days, I have no life outside this site

i have ADHD

I secretly watch porn, but yet I whine about Rule34 shit

I think I’m funny

I’m think I’m cool

The fact having a GOOD evil laugh is important in my view
#5: JIMMY PALOLINO (or whatever it is):
I know. I know.
He's a dick, who killed Kate.
But in his defence.
Least he had a REASON to be angry.
With the death of Dimitri, he had nothing left, Niko more or less betrayed him.
And besides, he has a cool voice actor..


#2; LAZLO JONES:
A foul mouthed, perverted, arrogant, dick.
But that's "average" for GTA.
And I don't know.
He's kinda funny..


#3: PLAYBOY X:
I still prefer Dwayne over Playboy.
But I wish NEITHER had to die.
I hate betraying ANYONE..


#4: U.L. PAPER CONTACT:
(AKA, Michael's boss).
DOWN IN THE TUNNELS:

Frankyln rode on a huge yellow, HVY Cutter to create a huge opening on the bank vault. When the hole is created, he than parked the Cutter an ample distance away, followed by telling Carly to plant the explosives.

As Carly did this, Franklyn saw NOOSE units approaching from the tunnels.

Frankyln took out an M16 and began shooting at them, killing a good few of them before having to reload.

Carly blew open the gates to the gold.

"I got them!" Carly called out to Franklyn.

"Okay.. But hope you brought a gun.. There's dozens of them!" Franklyn cried.

"Sure did!" Carly said, pulling...
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#1:
AVGN: You know what's really weird? That this game was actually capable of a 4-player mode using an accessory that allows four controllers to be connected to your Nintendo Entertainment System? Now, I can't imagine having four people playing this game. Who's gonna want to play this piece of shit? I'm lucky if I can get one other person! I have a better chance of cloning myself. (four Angry Video Game Nerds play and curse at the same time)
AVGN 1: Hey, wait. Wait, wait, wait. I just cloned myself. I'm in a dream, I can do whatever I want, so why don't we all just stop playing this fucking...
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#10: GARY TAKES A BATH:
We never realized this as a kid.
But it's hard to believe they got away with spongebob saying "don't drop the soap" and than winking.
If you don't know why this is innapriopiate, I would rather not be the one to explain it too you..

#9: GRAVEYARD SHIFT:
The story Squidward tells, involves the ghost of someone going around murdering people, and the way the phone rings and no one answers seems rather disturbing for a kid show..

#8: CLAMS:
Mr Krabs, in his crazed state, attempts to get Spongebob and Squidward literary killed when he used them for live bait..

#7: SQUEAKY BOOTS:...
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