Dinky: He tries to hide it.. But I think Saten still kinda blames me for mom..
Filly: Give him time, I'm sure he'll cool down.
Dinky: Cool down!? Clearly you never met Saten Twist.
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FLASHBACKS:
SCENE 1:
Saten: Well.. They dropped the contest. Guess that means we win.
Pinkie: Yeah.. But I feel bad about having taken advantage my friends. So I guess I'll ju-
Saten: Give it all to me!? Pinkie you are the best *sqeeze hug's her before he starts picking up the hundreds of coins*
Pinkie: Actully, I was gonna give it to chari-
Saten: TOO LATE!
Pinkie: *cutely chuckles* I guess there's no stopping you.
Saten: Nope.
Pinkie: What you gonna do with all that?
Saten: Not sure yet.
Pinkie: Hey.. Maybe if you buy your mother something nice, you're finally be at piece with her.
Saten: I try that every mothers day. Give nice jewellery or whatever else girls like.. She just gets drunk, and yells insults at me for the entire time I'm there..
Pinkie: But.. It will be something 'way' more expensiv-
Saten: Won't matter. She Dosen't love me. Period..
Pinkie: *growls* What is her deal!?
Saten: Don't know. Don't care.. But I'm bying a 70 inch plasma tv with all this.
Pinkie: With Netflix?
Saten: Obviously.
Pinkie: Will it also be in 3D?
Saten: *angrily* NO! THAT'S A STUPID FUCKIN GIMIC! AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT!
Pinkie: Whatever.
SCENE 2:
Derpy Saten? Good day at the your job?
Saten: (sighs) You know what'll be nice. If I could come back, and have five minutes, before you JUMP ALL OVER MY BACK!
Derpy: That bad huh?
SCENE 3:
Saten: (pounds counter) WERE'S MY DRINK!?
Bartender: Sir. You haven't oldered one yet.
SCENE 4:
Grape: I have to admit.. Derpy is a lot less attractive in person.
Saten: Oh. Is that so?
Grape: Yeah.. But baggers can't be choosers.
Saten: (fake laugh) good one... May I see your pen?
Grape: Uhh., Sure (gives him a pen from his pocket)
Saten: Thanks.. Now. What was that about Derpy?
Grape: That, she's kinda uglier in person.
Saten: I see... (suddenly, and aggressively, stabs the pen into GoldenGrapes leg, much to his intense pain)
Grape: What the fu-
Saten: (sadistically) HOW UGLY IS SHE NOW!?
Grape: Okay.. Okay.. She's not ugly.
Saten: Good.. *rips the pen out*... And just remember. I'll be watching you..
Grape: *gulps* noted.
SCENE 5:
Saten: *still carrying beer bottle, and looking angry* What the hell man!? Did you dump my cousin!?
Grape: I'm sorry.. She just wasn't my type, didn't take it too badly did she?
Saten: I'm not sure yet.. But I sure hope not.
Grape: I hope she didn't hear all the bad stuff I called her, behind her back.
Saten: Wait.. You what!?
Grape: I'm sorry. She's just annoying, and kinda weird
Saten: *angrily* Take that back you dick!
Grape: I'm sorry. But she is.
Saten: I see... *drinks some of his beer* Umm. That's good stuff.. *silence*.. *Suddenly Saten smashes the bottle on the top of GoldenGrapes head, makes Grape cry out in agony*
Grape: WHAT THE HELL!
Saten: SHUT UP! *knocks Grapes head against the counter before aggressively throwing Grape off the stool that Grape was sitting on*
Grape: Your a crazy person!
Saten: *rather pleasantly* thank you.. *kicks Grape aggressively*
Saten: *angrily* Now stay away from cousin!
Grape: I don't have to lesson to yo- *gets aggressively kicked again* Okay! Okay! *runs off in fear*
SCENE 6:
AppleJack: Well.. Ah have to admit. Ah actually really enjoyed yer company.
Saten *anxiously* that mean-
AppeJack: Still 'just friends'.. But least ah will no longer be ashamed about calling you one.
Saten: So.. NOW you make out!?
AppleJack: Not in yer life.. But a hug. Ah can offer one of those.
Saten: Close enough *they hug softly*
Random Stallion: Haha! Get a room!
Saten: *growls* Excuse me. *lets go of AppleJack, and being mad about the stallion ruining the moment, he punches the stallion in the face, knocking him out*
AppleJack: *briefly covers her hooves over her mouth. She clearly wasn't expecting that*
Saten: *annoyedly while heading to the carriage* Alright, let's go.
SCENE 7:
Discord: So.. Guess they're gone.
Saten; Yeah.. I can do anything I want. (takes out the weed bong again)
Discord: Umm.. I don't think they were stopping you from taking that.
Saten: Yeah. But they 'were' stopping me from robbing you bu- screw it. Give me your wallet!
Discord: Excuse me!?
Saten: You heard me I said (points knife) GIVE ME YOUR WALLET!
Discord: *(nervously hands it over)
Saten: (takes it).. This wallet sucks.. You have bad stuff.
SCENE 8:
Colt Saten: Relax. No one is gonna make fun of yo-
Reggie: Hey! Nice eyes Derpy.. Makes you look even stupider then before..
Filly Derpy: *whimpers*
Saten: Hey.. Screw off Reggie. Nobody likes you.
Reggie: Screw off.. But I only just started.. (containues making fun of Derpy).
Saten: Whatever.. I'm just trying to put this knife away (shows a bread knife).
Filly Derpy: It goes in the kitchen silly (chuckles)
Colt Saten: Thank yo- (suddenly the famish rainboom happened, and it shook the ground causing Saten to loose his balance and unintentionally stab Reggie in the head, instantly killing him)
Filly Derpy: (turning away from window) Hey cuz did you se- OH MY GOD!
Colt Saten: I'm sorry!
Filly Derpy: Is that Reggie!? DID YOU STAB REGGIE!?
Colt Saten: It was an accident!
Filly Derpy: IS HE DEAD!?
Colt Saten: I'M SOR-
SCENE 9:
AJ: (sadly) Ah.. Ah think we need ta break up
Saten: (holding large wine bottle, having finally opened it) What!? Why!?
AJ: It's.. It's just not working out.
Saten: Why!?
AJ: Well.. For one thing. Ya drink WAY ta much
Saten: No I don't! (ends up chugging down the entire bottle of wine in less then five minutes, much to AJ's shock).
Saten: (burbs)... What? I was thirsty.
AJ: Look sugercube.. I'm sorry.. But Ah need ta move on towards bigger, better, things.
Saten: ... Like meth?
AJ: (annoyed) No. Not like me-
Saten: Want some?
AJ: No ah don't wan- WHY DO YA HAVE METH!?
Saten: Relax. I don't use it. I only sell it..
SCENE 10:
AJ: (happily to Twilight) Your brothers getting married!?
Saten: (laughs) What an idiot! Love never lasts! (gets punched in the arm by AJ) Ow.
SCENE 11:
Saten: ... A, Anyway. What you say cutie? Wanna be my girlfriend?
Trixie: ... Fine., but on two conditions.
Saten: Only two?.. That's 'already' better then AppleJack.
Trixie: One.. I am traveling a lot. And it dosen't look I'll be in Ponyville for quite some time.. So your have to call me everyday.
Saten: Sure. I can do that, no problem.
Trixie: Two.. You let me work on your jealousy.
Saten: What are you talking about? I never have jealousy..
Stallion: Hey Trixie, nice sho-
Saten: (angrily punches the stallion out cold) SHE'S MINNNE!
SCENE 12:
Waiter: Here are your napkins. (Gives them napkins)
Saten: (notices Trixie has 2 extra ones)
Saten: (sudden anger) Hey! Why dose she get more!?... ARE YOU HITTING ON HER!?
Waiter: Wha-
Saten: (pounds table) I WILL FUCK YOU UP!
Waiter: (runs off in fear)
Trixie: (sighs) Honey, I thought we talked about your jealously?
Saten: I'm trying., but I don't want to end like my father after h-
Waiter 2: (hands Trixie water) Here's your wat-
Saten: (leaps onto him and starts attacking him).
SCENE 13:
Master Sword: Alright. Saten. Your my only other choice for assitent soccer coach.
Saten: No problem.. I love little kids.
(later when the other team scores)
Saten: (angrily throws larn chair) DEFENSE! YOU HEARD OF DEFENCE!
Sword: You need to calm down. Your going crazy on me here.
Saten: (enraged) I'm crazy because I REFUSE TO LOSE!?
Sword: I-
Saten: (throws something) GOD DAMN IT MAN!. My feet are strapped to the bicycle on this one! I will do anything it takes TO WIN!.. Even it means lying!.. (prepares to punch one of the fillies) OR PHYSICALLY HURTING SOMEONE!
Sword: (pulling him back) That's it.. No more coffee for you.
SCENE 14:
Saten: (pulls over the bully to Derpy) Now., apologize.
Pony: Okay.. I'm sorry your she's an idiot.
Saten: Hey!.. I'm gonna ask nicely. That you so my lovely cousin a little repect.
Pony: Your cousin.. Man. Your family must be so proud have so such smart ponies.
Saten: fuck you man.. This is your last warning.
Derpy: (somewhat annoyed) Cousin.. Just hit him already.
Saten: (evil grin, and grabs a pole like object) Anything for you sweetie.. (violently smashes the ponies face in, knocking out a few teeth)
Derpy: Much better..
SCENE 15:
Saten: (hung over on the couch) (angrily) STOP WITH THE NOISES!
Pinkie: Hey.. Just cause we partied earlier doesn't mean you had to drink ALL the wine.
Mrs Cake: Uhh.. Anyway. would you mind watching the counter while I pop to the supply room? We've just received a very special order, and the ingredients need to be perfect.
Pinkie Pie: Okie-dokie-lokie.
Mrs Cake: Thanks, dear.
Pinkie: (ends up reading letter addressed to the Cakes) A BABY!?..
Saten: (throws bottle at her) NO SHOUTING!
SCENE 16:
Saten: (runs up to Cadence when she's by herself) Hello again.
Cadence: Oh.. Hi
Saten: Say.. If our marriage ever fails, here's something to think about. (gives her a small piece of paper).
Cadence: T -This is just a phone number.
Saten: Yeah.. MY phone number.
Cadence: (uncomfortable) Oh.
Saten: Yeah.
Cadence: I'm.. I'm a little creeped out.
Saen: Good.. Than it's working
SCENE 17:
Saten: Can you get the pepper, please?
Pinkie: I don't know how much longer I can last.. I am gonna explode if I don't tell somebody.
Saten: It'll be fine. Now please pass the pepper!
Pinkie: Hang on. I don't feel like you're taking this dilemma seriously.
Saten: Fine sweetie. You have my undivided attention.
Pinkie: Okay, now, the Shining said I still can't tell anyone the surprise.
Saten: (sarcastically) No way!
Pinkie: Yeah, well, it's true. But I am killing myself over here!
Saten: (sarcastically) Well, we wouldn't want that!
Pinkie: No, see? Well, you absolutely would not. And furthermore, this is getting harder than ever before!
Saten: (sarcastically) You're kidding!
Pinkie: No, I am not.
Saten: (sarcastically) This is a nightmare. How will you ever make a decision?
Sheldon You see? I don't know. What should I do?
Saten: (angrily pounding table) PLEASE! PASS! THE PEPPER!
Pinkie: (passes it nervously).
Saten: Finally.. (takes the pepper and puts on his burger before he starts eating it).
SCENE 18:
Ditto: I'm not really in the mood.
Cadence: How?.. I mean you finally got Luna to accept being your girlfriend.
Ditto: I did.. But we've been having problems, says she loves me, but I need some sort of anger management class.
Cadence: Well.. She's not wrong.
Saten: Really? Maybe he can go to mine.
Rarity: (sarcastically) Yeah, cause it's working WONDERS with you.
Saten: (angrily) Don't judge me!.. (hears jazz playing) AND SOMEONE TURN OFF THIS STUPID MUSIC!
SCENE 19:
Saten: (angrily) Hey, buddy.. Give back the purse of my cousin, Lemon Heart.
Stallion: (holding beer bottle) And why would I do tha- (Saten steals the guys bottle) Hey!
Saten: (looking at the bottle) this must of been expensive.
Stallion: Not really.. It was on sale.
Saten: Oh.. Good.. Than the only this this will damage is your head, not to bank account.
Stallion: What you mean my he-
Saten: Last chance to give back the purse back.
Stallion: Fuck you.
Saten: I figured your say that.. (suddenly he breaks the bottle on the guys head, causing the top of his head to start bleeding).
Stallion: (screams in pain and freaks out).
Saten: Yeah, that hurt?
Stallion: (still screaming).
Saten: That hurt?
Stallion: WHAT THE HELL!? (continues yelling).
Saten: Shouldn't of robbed my cousin.. (punches the Stallion) That's what happens, man! (punches the Stallion again).
Stallion: Oh, my God!
Saten: Yeah, that's what happens. (begins repeatedly punching him) Messed with the wrong girl, pal!
Saten Twist violently beats up the stallion, before grabbing Lemon's purse, witch was dropped by thief during the ordeal.
Saten: There.. Next time your know better, won't you?
Stallion: (panting and badly beaten up) You freakin' psychopath!
Saten: (throws him towel) Yeah, clean yourself up.
SCENE 20:
Derpy: I.. I don't know about this Saten.. This place is giving me the creeps.
Saten: Relax, it'll be fine.. (knocks on the door to a old, rusty looking, trailer).
Trevor Phillips: (opens his door) Hello?
Saten: (holds contact) Hi, do you mind signing this contact to legalize wee-
Trevor: (suddenly punches Saten square in the nose, knocking him off the steps and onto the ground) I make a SHIT load of money selling that stuff! Last thing I can handle is legalism, NOW FUCK OFF!
Saten: (holding his nose as Derpy helps him up) You could of just said no!
Trevor: What's the fun in that?
Saten: Your a dick.
Trevor: WHAT!?.. (pulls out gun) SAY THAT AGAI- (Suddenly there's an explosion from inside the trailer).
Trevor: DAMN IT MICHAEL! I TOLD YOU NOT TO SMOKE IN HERE!
Michael: (off view) Eh, shut up!
Saten: Who's your friend?
Trevor: Why are you still here!? FUCK OFF!
Saten: (angrily) You fuck off.
Derpy: (nervously) Cousin, the guy has a gun.
Saten: Don't care!
END FLASHBACKS:
Filly: Give him time, I'm sure he'll cool down.
Dinky: Cool down!? Clearly you never met Saten Twist.
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FLASHBACKS:
SCENE 1:
Saten: Well.. They dropped the contest. Guess that means we win.
Pinkie: Yeah.. But I feel bad about having taken advantage my friends. So I guess I'll ju-
Saten: Give it all to me!? Pinkie you are the best *sqeeze hug's her before he starts picking up the hundreds of coins*
Pinkie: Actully, I was gonna give it to chari-
Saten: TOO LATE!
Pinkie: *cutely chuckles* I guess there's no stopping you.
Saten: Nope.
Pinkie: What you gonna do with all that?
Saten: Not sure yet.
Pinkie: Hey.. Maybe if you buy your mother something nice, you're finally be at piece with her.
Saten: I try that every mothers day. Give nice jewellery or whatever else girls like.. She just gets drunk, and yells insults at me for the entire time I'm there..
Pinkie: But.. It will be something 'way' more expensiv-
Saten: Won't matter. She Dosen't love me. Period..
Pinkie: *growls* What is her deal!?
Saten: Don't know. Don't care.. But I'm bying a 70 inch plasma tv with all this.
Pinkie: With Netflix?
Saten: Obviously.
Pinkie: Will it also be in 3D?
Saten: *angrily* NO! THAT'S A STUPID FUCKIN GIMIC! AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT!
Pinkie: Whatever.
SCENE 2:
Derpy Saten? Good day at the your job?
Saten: (sighs) You know what'll be nice. If I could come back, and have five minutes, before you JUMP ALL OVER MY BACK!
Derpy: That bad huh?
SCENE 3:
Saten: (pounds counter) WERE'S MY DRINK!?
Bartender: Sir. You haven't oldered one yet.
SCENE 4:
Grape: I have to admit.. Derpy is a lot less attractive in person.
Saten: Oh. Is that so?
Grape: Yeah.. But baggers can't be choosers.
Saten: (fake laugh) good one... May I see your pen?
Grape: Uhh., Sure (gives him a pen from his pocket)
Saten: Thanks.. Now. What was that about Derpy?
Grape: That, she's kinda uglier in person.
Saten: I see... (suddenly, and aggressively, stabs the pen into GoldenGrapes leg, much to his intense pain)
Grape: What the fu-
Saten: (sadistically) HOW UGLY IS SHE NOW!?
Grape: Okay.. Okay.. She's not ugly.
Saten: Good.. *rips the pen out*... And just remember. I'll be watching you..
Grape: *gulps* noted.
SCENE 5:
Saten: *still carrying beer bottle, and looking angry* What the hell man!? Did you dump my cousin!?
Grape: I'm sorry.. She just wasn't my type, didn't take it too badly did she?
Saten: I'm not sure yet.. But I sure hope not.
Grape: I hope she didn't hear all the bad stuff I called her, behind her back.
Saten: Wait.. You what!?
Grape: I'm sorry. She's just annoying, and kinda weird
Saten: *angrily* Take that back you dick!
Grape: I'm sorry. But she is.
Saten: I see... *drinks some of his beer* Umm. That's good stuff.. *silence*.. *Suddenly Saten smashes the bottle on the top of GoldenGrapes head, makes Grape cry out in agony*
Grape: WHAT THE HELL!
Saten: SHUT UP! *knocks Grapes head against the counter before aggressively throwing Grape off the stool that Grape was sitting on*
Grape: Your a crazy person!
Saten: *rather pleasantly* thank you.. *kicks Grape aggressively*
Saten: *angrily* Now stay away from cousin!
Grape: I don't have to lesson to yo- *gets aggressively kicked again* Okay! Okay! *runs off in fear*
SCENE 6:
AppleJack: Well.. Ah have to admit. Ah actually really enjoyed yer company.
Saten *anxiously* that mean-
AppeJack: Still 'just friends'.. But least ah will no longer be ashamed about calling you one.
Saten: So.. NOW you make out!?
AppleJack: Not in yer life.. But a hug. Ah can offer one of those.
Saten: Close enough *they hug softly*
Random Stallion: Haha! Get a room!
Saten: *growls* Excuse me. *lets go of AppleJack, and being mad about the stallion ruining the moment, he punches the stallion in the face, knocking him out*
AppleJack: *briefly covers her hooves over her mouth. She clearly wasn't expecting that*
Saten: *annoyedly while heading to the carriage* Alright, let's go.
SCENE 7:
Discord: So.. Guess they're gone.
Saten; Yeah.. I can do anything I want. (takes out the weed bong again)
Discord: Umm.. I don't think they were stopping you from taking that.
Saten: Yeah. But they 'were' stopping me from robbing you bu- screw it. Give me your wallet!
Discord: Excuse me!?
Saten: You heard me I said (points knife) GIVE ME YOUR WALLET!
Discord: *(nervously hands it over)
Saten: (takes it).. This wallet sucks.. You have bad stuff.
SCENE 8:
Colt Saten: Relax. No one is gonna make fun of yo-
Reggie: Hey! Nice eyes Derpy.. Makes you look even stupider then before..
Filly Derpy: *whimpers*
Saten: Hey.. Screw off Reggie. Nobody likes you.
Reggie: Screw off.. But I only just started.. (containues making fun of Derpy).
Saten: Whatever.. I'm just trying to put this knife away (shows a bread knife).
Filly Derpy: It goes in the kitchen silly (chuckles)
Colt Saten: Thank yo- (suddenly the famish rainboom happened, and it shook the ground causing Saten to loose his balance and unintentionally stab Reggie in the head, instantly killing him)
Filly Derpy: (turning away from window) Hey cuz did you se- OH MY GOD!
Colt Saten: I'm sorry!
Filly Derpy: Is that Reggie!? DID YOU STAB REGGIE!?
Colt Saten: It was an accident!
Filly Derpy: IS HE DEAD!?
Colt Saten: I'M SOR-
SCENE 9:
AJ: (sadly) Ah.. Ah think we need ta break up
Saten: (holding large wine bottle, having finally opened it) What!? Why!?
AJ: It's.. It's just not working out.
Saten: Why!?
AJ: Well.. For one thing. Ya drink WAY ta much
Saten: No I don't! (ends up chugging down the entire bottle of wine in less then five minutes, much to AJ's shock).
Saten: (burbs)... What? I was thirsty.
AJ: Look sugercube.. I'm sorry.. But Ah need ta move on towards bigger, better, things.
Saten: ... Like meth?
AJ: (annoyed) No. Not like me-
Saten: Want some?
AJ: No ah don't wan- WHY DO YA HAVE METH!?
Saten: Relax. I don't use it. I only sell it..
SCENE 10:
AJ: (happily to Twilight) Your brothers getting married!?
Saten: (laughs) What an idiot! Love never lasts! (gets punched in the arm by AJ) Ow.
SCENE 11:
Saten: ... A, Anyway. What you say cutie? Wanna be my girlfriend?
Trixie: ... Fine., but on two conditions.
Saten: Only two?.. That's 'already' better then AppleJack.
Trixie: One.. I am traveling a lot. And it dosen't look I'll be in Ponyville for quite some time.. So your have to call me everyday.
Saten: Sure. I can do that, no problem.
Trixie: Two.. You let me work on your jealousy.
Saten: What are you talking about? I never have jealousy..
Stallion: Hey Trixie, nice sho-
Saten: (angrily punches the stallion out cold) SHE'S MINNNE!
SCENE 12:
Waiter: Here are your napkins. (Gives them napkins)
Saten: (notices Trixie has 2 extra ones)
Saten: (sudden anger) Hey! Why dose she get more!?... ARE YOU HITTING ON HER!?
Waiter: Wha-
Saten: (pounds table) I WILL FUCK YOU UP!
Waiter: (runs off in fear)
Trixie: (sighs) Honey, I thought we talked about your jealously?
Saten: I'm trying., but I don't want to end like my father after h-
Waiter 2: (hands Trixie water) Here's your wat-
Saten: (leaps onto him and starts attacking him).
SCENE 13:
Master Sword: Alright. Saten. Your my only other choice for assitent soccer coach.
Saten: No problem.. I love little kids.
(later when the other team scores)
Saten: (angrily throws larn chair) DEFENSE! YOU HEARD OF DEFENCE!
Sword: You need to calm down. Your going crazy on me here.
Saten: (enraged) I'm crazy because I REFUSE TO LOSE!?
Sword: I-
Saten: (throws something) GOD DAMN IT MAN!. My feet are strapped to the bicycle on this one! I will do anything it takes TO WIN!.. Even it means lying!.. (prepares to punch one of the fillies) OR PHYSICALLY HURTING SOMEONE!
Sword: (pulling him back) That's it.. No more coffee for you.
SCENE 14:
Saten: (pulls over the bully to Derpy) Now., apologize.
Pony: Okay.. I'm sorry your she's an idiot.
Saten: Hey!.. I'm gonna ask nicely. That you so my lovely cousin a little repect.
Pony: Your cousin.. Man. Your family must be so proud have so such smart ponies.
Saten: fuck you man.. This is your last warning.
Derpy: (somewhat annoyed) Cousin.. Just hit him already.
Saten: (evil grin, and grabs a pole like object) Anything for you sweetie.. (violently smashes the ponies face in, knocking out a few teeth)
Derpy: Much better..
SCENE 15:
Saten: (hung over on the couch) (angrily) STOP WITH THE NOISES!
Pinkie: Hey.. Just cause we partied earlier doesn't mean you had to drink ALL the wine.
Mrs Cake: Uhh.. Anyway. would you mind watching the counter while I pop to the supply room? We've just received a very special order, and the ingredients need to be perfect.
Pinkie Pie: Okie-dokie-lokie.
Mrs Cake: Thanks, dear.
Pinkie: (ends up reading letter addressed to the Cakes) A BABY!?..
Saten: (throws bottle at her) NO SHOUTING!
SCENE 16:
Saten: (runs up to Cadence when she's by herself) Hello again.
Cadence: Oh.. Hi
Saten: Say.. If our marriage ever fails, here's something to think about. (gives her a small piece of paper).
Cadence: T -This is just a phone number.
Saten: Yeah.. MY phone number.
Cadence: (uncomfortable) Oh.
Saten: Yeah.
Cadence: I'm.. I'm a little creeped out.
Saen: Good.. Than it's working
SCENE 17:
Saten: Can you get the pepper, please?
Pinkie: I don't know how much longer I can last.. I am gonna explode if I don't tell somebody.
Saten: It'll be fine. Now please pass the pepper!
Pinkie: Hang on. I don't feel like you're taking this dilemma seriously.
Saten: Fine sweetie. You have my undivided attention.
Pinkie: Okay, now, the Shining said I still can't tell anyone the surprise.
Saten: (sarcastically) No way!
Pinkie: Yeah, well, it's true. But I am killing myself over here!
Saten: (sarcastically) Well, we wouldn't want that!
Pinkie: No, see? Well, you absolutely would not. And furthermore, this is getting harder than ever before!
Saten: (sarcastically) You're kidding!
Pinkie: No, I am not.
Saten: (sarcastically) This is a nightmare. How will you ever make a decision?
Sheldon You see? I don't know. What should I do?
Saten: (angrily pounding table) PLEASE! PASS! THE PEPPER!
Pinkie: (passes it nervously).
Saten: Finally.. (takes the pepper and puts on his burger before he starts eating it).
SCENE 18:
Ditto: I'm not really in the mood.
Cadence: How?.. I mean you finally got Luna to accept being your girlfriend.
Ditto: I did.. But we've been having problems, says she loves me, but I need some sort of anger management class.
Cadence: Well.. She's not wrong.
Saten: Really? Maybe he can go to mine.
Rarity: (sarcastically) Yeah, cause it's working WONDERS with you.
Saten: (angrily) Don't judge me!.. (hears jazz playing) AND SOMEONE TURN OFF THIS STUPID MUSIC!
SCENE 19:
Saten: (angrily) Hey, buddy.. Give back the purse of my cousin, Lemon Heart.
Stallion: (holding beer bottle) And why would I do tha- (Saten steals the guys bottle) Hey!
Saten: (looking at the bottle) this must of been expensive.
Stallion: Not really.. It was on sale.
Saten: Oh.. Good.. Than the only this this will damage is your head, not to bank account.
Stallion: What you mean my he-
Saten: Last chance to give back the purse back.
Stallion: Fuck you.
Saten: I figured your say that.. (suddenly he breaks the bottle on the guys head, causing the top of his head to start bleeding).
Stallion: (screams in pain and freaks out).
Saten: Yeah, that hurt?
Stallion: (still screaming).
Saten: That hurt?
Stallion: WHAT THE HELL!? (continues yelling).
Saten: Shouldn't of robbed my cousin.. (punches the Stallion) That's what happens, man! (punches the Stallion again).
Stallion: Oh, my God!
Saten: Yeah, that's what happens. (begins repeatedly punching him) Messed with the wrong girl, pal!
Saten Twist violently beats up the stallion, before grabbing Lemon's purse, witch was dropped by thief during the ordeal.
Saten: There.. Next time your know better, won't you?
Stallion: (panting and badly beaten up) You freakin' psychopath!
Saten: (throws him towel) Yeah, clean yourself up.
SCENE 20:
Derpy: I.. I don't know about this Saten.. This place is giving me the creeps.
Saten: Relax, it'll be fine.. (knocks on the door to a old, rusty looking, trailer).
Trevor Phillips: (opens his door) Hello?
Saten: (holds contact) Hi, do you mind signing this contact to legalize wee-
Trevor: (suddenly punches Saten square in the nose, knocking him off the steps and onto the ground) I make a SHIT load of money selling that stuff! Last thing I can handle is legalism, NOW FUCK OFF!
Saten: (holding his nose as Derpy helps him up) You could of just said no!
Trevor: What's the fun in that?
Saten: Your a dick.
Trevor: WHAT!?.. (pulls out gun) SAY THAT AGAI- (Suddenly there's an explosion from inside the trailer).
Trevor: DAMN IT MICHAEL! I TOLD YOU NOT TO SMOKE IN HERE!
Michael: (off view) Eh, shut up!
Saten: Who's your friend?
Trevor: Why are you still here!? FUCK OFF!
Saten: (angrily) You fuck off.
Derpy: (nervously) Cousin, the guy has a gun.
Saten: Don't care!
END FLASHBACKS:
#1: IMRAN ZAKHAEV:
Soap got "lucky".
I mean if Imran can survive his arm getting blown off. Then Soap missing his head and hitting his shoulder would be like a mosquito bite to this guy.
Plus, if the player hesitates at all, he DOSEN'T, and your dead before you even can react..
#2: NIKITA DRAGOVICH:
Nikita is beaten, and both strangled AND drowned at the same time.
That couldn't of been "pain free"..
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Soap got "lucky".
I mean if Imran can survive his arm getting blown off. Then Soap missing his head and hitting his shoulder would be like a mosquito bite to this guy.
Plus, if the player hesitates at all, he DOSEN'T, and your dead before you even can react..
#2: NIKITA DRAGOVICH:
Nikita is beaten, and both strangled AND drowned at the same time.
That couldn't of been "pain free"..
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#1: SULLIVAN STAPLETON - 300:
He wasn't Gerald Butler, but he was still badass in his OWN way.. To bad nobody but me actually likes this movie..
#2: LIAM NEEISON - TAKEN:
I wouldn't call this UNDERRATED. Everyone loved him in this.. But he still somehow went without winning anything..
#3: SAM ROCKWELL - GREEN MILE:
This guy did an amazing job as a crazy maniac.
In fact, most of us where TERRIFIED of him..
#4: RYAN JOHNSON - GTA 4 & 5:
Patrick "Packie" McReary..
#5: MOTI MARGOLIN - GTA 4:
Dimitri..
He wasn't Gerald Butler, but he was still badass in his OWN way.. To bad nobody but me actually likes this movie..
#2: LIAM NEEISON - TAKEN:
I wouldn't call this UNDERRATED. Everyone loved him in this.. But he still somehow went without winning anything..
#3: SAM ROCKWELL - GREEN MILE:
This guy did an amazing job as a crazy maniac.
In fact, most of us where TERRIFIED of him..
#4: RYAN JOHNSON - GTA 4 & 5:
Patrick "Packie" McReary..
#5: MOTI MARGOLIN - GTA 4:
Dimitri..
#1:
I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!
#2:
You better not go to sleep, cause as soon as your eyes shut I'm gonna punch you square in the face.
#3:
I really regret opening my mouth and talking to you.
#4:
If you don't chew red Big.. Than fuck you!
#5:
You don't understand. You don't understand because you don't understand liberty. You don't understand freedom. So you put a crack in my arm like the crack in the Liberty Bell! You hear me?
#6:
BLUE YOUR MY BOOOOYY!!
#7:
You tell anyone about this and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll have him home by tonight. Okay, sweetie.
#8:
SOMEBODY HIT SOMEBODY!!
#9:
If you have a small child, use it as a shield!
#10:
YES!! EVERYONE CAN EAT SHIT! A BIG BAG OF SHIT!.. I AM THE GREATEST MAN! IN THE WORLD!!
I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!
#2:
You better not go to sleep, cause as soon as your eyes shut I'm gonna punch you square in the face.
#3:
I really regret opening my mouth and talking to you.
#4:
If you don't chew red Big.. Than fuck you!
#5:
You don't understand. You don't understand because you don't understand liberty. You don't understand freedom. So you put a crack in my arm like the crack in the Liberty Bell! You hear me?
#6:
BLUE YOUR MY BOOOOYY!!
#7:
You tell anyone about this and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll have him home by tonight. Okay, sweetie.
#8:
SOMEBODY HIT SOMEBODY!!
#9:
If you have a small child, use it as a shield!
#10:
YES!! EVERYONE CAN EAT SHIT! A BIG BAG OF SHIT!.. I AM THE GREATEST MAN! IN THE WORLD!!
#5: A LONLY JEW ON CHRISTMAS:
Good song.
Shitty episode..
#4: CARTMAN/POKERFACE:
Makes me laugh every time..
#3: MAKE LOVE EVEN WHEN I'M DEAD:
Clearly a parody of Triller my M. Jackson..
And considering that's my favorite song by him (and I don't have to many). I can't help but add it..
#2: KYLES MOM IS A BITCH:
It's funny how catchy it actually is.
Guess that's why I like it..
#1: LITTLE BOY YOUR GOING TO HELL:
I don't know how on earth they got James Hetfield in South Park.
But who cares!
It's James-friggin-Herfield!.
And I love how he just comes in, with the big "NOO!" it's both funny and badass at the sme time :D"..
Good song.
Shitty episode..
#4: CARTMAN/POKERFACE:
Makes me laugh every time..
#3: MAKE LOVE EVEN WHEN I'M DEAD:
Clearly a parody of Triller my M. Jackson..
And considering that's my favorite song by him (and I don't have to many). I can't help but add it..
#2: KYLES MOM IS A BITCH:
It's funny how catchy it actually is.
Guess that's why I like it..
#1: LITTLE BOY YOUR GOING TO HELL:
I don't know how on earth they got James Hetfield in South Park.
But who cares!
It's James-friggin-Herfield!.
And I love how he just comes in, with the big "NOO!" it's both funny and badass at the sme time :D"..
Well... I'm TOTALLY gonna have too watch this show a few more times.. I now realize I was way too hard on this..
Frankly I was so caught up in the constant depressing shit it was hard too for me too see the comedy parts.
I am gonna have too watch this again.
Frankly, it's confirmed now.. Todd is my favourite character, basically the only character I like.. Mostly cause it's Aaron Paul, this guy is my new favourite actor.. He always was, but not I know that it's for certain..
But I'm guessing Todd isn't in the last two episodes, he got rather serious for one of the few times.. And it seems too be staying this time.. And it seems he finally had enough of todd.. The anger seemed out of nowhere.. Not GENERALLY out of nowhere.. But "mood swing" out of nowhere..
Oh well.. I have reasons too go back.. Todd..
Anyway.. We're finally finished with this show.. Only the last two left too go.. Lets see how it concludes, shall we?
Frankly I was so caught up in the constant depressing shit it was hard too for me too see the comedy parts.
I am gonna have too watch this again.
Frankly, it's confirmed now.. Todd is my favourite character, basically the only character I like.. Mostly cause it's Aaron Paul, this guy is my new favourite actor.. He always was, but not I know that it's for certain..
But I'm guessing Todd isn't in the last two episodes, he got rather serious for one of the few times.. And it seems too be staying this time.. And it seems he finally had enough of todd.. The anger seemed out of nowhere.. Not GENERALLY out of nowhere.. But "mood swing" out of nowhere..
Oh well.. I have reasons too go back.. Todd..
Anyway.. We're finally finished with this show.. Only the last two left too go.. Lets see how it concludes, shall we?
#1: RIGHT NOW - KORN:
(no comment).
#2: LETS DO THIS NOW - KORN:
Same album.. Same awesomeness..
#3: FIVE FINGEL DEATH PUNCH - JYKELL AND HYDE:
So badass..
#4: SLAYER - RAINING BLOOD:
(No comment)..
#5 DROWNING POOL - BODIES:
It's a very famish song..
#6: SLIPKNOT - PSYCHOSOCIAL:
#7: HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD - CITY:
#8: KORN - BREAK SOME OFF:
#9: MASTODON - BLOOD AND THUNDER:
#10: SLIPKNOT - VENDETTA:
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(no comment).
#2: LETS DO THIS NOW - KORN:
Same album.. Same awesomeness..
#3: FIVE FINGEL DEATH PUNCH - JYKELL AND HYDE:
So badass..
#4: SLAYER - RAINING BLOOD:
(No comment)..
#5 DROWNING POOL - BODIES:
It's a very famish song..
#6: SLIPKNOT - PSYCHOSOCIAL:
#7: HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD - CITY:
#8: KORN - BREAK SOME OFF:
#9: MASTODON - BLOOD AND THUNDER:
#10: SLIPKNOT - VENDETTA:
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