A character from a crossover story, ALEXMANE AND SATEN TWIST ADVENTURES.. Where Derpy is dead, and Saten moves too another city., meeting a friend of Trixie's.. AlexMane (who not so secretly, was attracted too her).
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SCENE 1:
AlexMane: We're breaking up!?
Lily Valey: Well... Yeah, but to be honest, I don't know how you expected me to love you when you so clearly hate everything, and everyone, especially yourself.. I mean, would it kill you to be civil? This is why we're breaking up.
AlexMane: It's nothing to do with me sleeping with your sister?
Lily: WHAT!?
AlexMane: Hey, she brought on herself, wearing that outfit.
Lily: Oh shut up, just leave.. Creep.
AlexMane: Fine ... Do you have your sister's number though?
Lily: (eyes narrow).
LATER:
AlexMane returns home, now with two black eyes, obviously from Lily Valley.
Saten is seen smoking weed from a bong.
AlexMane: Is that MY weed!?
Saten: (coughs) And it sucks.
AlexMane: Well.. Yeah, kinda dose.
Saten: What happened to your eyes?
AlexMane: Well... I saw a hooker getting bullied by a gang.. I intervened.
Saten: Wow.. That's.. Brave.
AlexMane: Well I can resist to help a half naked, cocaine smoking, high healed, woman in need.
Saten: Sure..
Awkard pause, as AlexMane sits down.
Saten: You DO know Lily texts me everything about her life right?
AlexMane: I was JOKING about sleeping with her sister!
Saten: Well, girls are sensitive.
AlexMane: (prepares to use the bong Saten was using, when suddenly his phone rings) Hello?
Lily: (from phone) Hello Mr Jones.
AlexMane Jones: Oh, my God, we just broke up!
Lily: (voice) Yeah, but I'm still your agent, I pride myself on my ability to separate my professional life from my personal life.
AlexMane: Then, as my agent, do you think I'm getting fat?
Lily: (voice) No way. You are in the prime of your life, never looked better.
AlexMane: What about as my ex-girlfriend?
Lily: (voice) You look like a pile of crap ate a second pile of crap and then crapped out a third pile of crap.
AlexMane: Wait, wait, so which pile of crap do I look like?
Lily: (voice) The third one.
AlexMane: What!? That's the worst one!
SCENE 2:
AlexMane: (having been fired by Luna, for having spent 12 months not writing a single sentence despite that he was given every chance possible, is seen getting drunk at a bar, despite that he was already drunk for most of the day).
Trixie: (suddenly comes over, finding him at one of the tables) Hello, remember me?
AlexMane: (already drunk) Heeey, how can I forget YOUR cute face.
Trixie: Your drunk.. But thank you. (sits down).
AlrexMane: Wanna head to a bar?
Trixie: We're already at a bar.
AlexMane: ... (looks around seeing he's in a bar) Oh, ho.. Wow.. Cool.
Trixie: Hey, I heard you been having some problems with your girlfriend Lily.. She said something about you never wanting to have a baby.
AexMane: What ever makes her think I don't want a baby?
FLASHBACK:
Lily: Oh, look at that baby. Isn't he the cutest baby you ever saw?
AlexMane: BABY!?.. (kicks down the baby, runs into his car, and crashes it off view).
Cop: (off view) Step away from the stolen vehicle, sir!
AlexMane: (off view) No, no, no. Misunderstanding, officer. I was running away from my girlfriend whom I don't respect enough to have a baby with.
END FLASHBACK:
Trixie: Riight, you mind if my boyfriend stays with you? He needs a new place.
AlexMane: You have a boyfriend?.. You I CAN'T see you vigina?
Trixie: Don't make me slap you.
AlexMane: Please do, it'll turn me on.
Trixie: ... I'll just bring him.
SCENE 3:
AlexMane: And this is YOUR room.
Dinky: (looks around) Umm. (points at "DIE ALEX DIE" spray painted on the wall).
AlexMane: ... You may wanna repaint.
SCENE 4:
AlexMane, groaning to himself, approached the woman's prison.
AlexMane: I'm here to bail out Glaze WoodenToaster.
Guard: Aren't you the one that lead us too her in the first place?
AlexMane: Yeah.. Seems I made a mistake, please let the kid out.
Guard: Kid? She seems older than you.
AlexMane: Probably.. But whatever, just let her out.
Guard: Sorry.. She still has to finish her time.. But you can see her if you wish?
AlexMane: Sure, why not.
Guard: (goes to get her)
AlexMane: (in head) I could go with the less subtle way of getting her out. But probably not worth it, she's probably some gross, drug head lookin- (Glaze comes over, and much to Alex's shock, she's a very beautiful young pegasus)..
Glaze: (picks up the phone) Who are you?
AlexMane: I.. Excuse me (hangs up and goes to the back stage).
AlexMane: (off view) Bail out Glaze!
Guard 2: (off view) I'm sorry?
AlexMane: (off view) BAIL OUT GLAZE!
Guard 2: (off view) I can't ju- NO! NOT THE PLAYBOY! DON'T BURN THE PLAYBOY!
SCENE 5:
Glaze: (secretly aware that AlexMane ratted her out, and is now trolling him, by claiming she'll help him make friends) Alright, your training is simple.. Just break that window, find a poster of Channing Tatrum, grab it, and run back here, all without getting caught.
AlexMane: What!?
Glaze: Just do it!
AlexMane: Fine, fine (throws rock through the window, breaking it, and than runs in, all while the alarm is triggered).
Glaze: (anxiously looks around).
AlexMane: (soon returns, giving her the poster she wanted).
Glaze: Prefect, thanks. (grabs it, and starts leaving).
AlexMane: Wait? How dose this help me make friends?
Glaze: Oh, it uhh, dosen't.. Bye.. (flies away).
AlexMane: Wait a minute, she used me for her own selfish purposes... I think I love her!
SCENE 6:
AlexMane: ... Well, I heard your boyfriend dumped you.
Glaze: Well, I dumped him actually.
AlexMane: Well, that means your free.. Maybe you and I could go out.
Glaze: Oh, jee.. I already dated Saten once.. Mind you it was only too make AJ jealous, but still.. Angry, drunk, types. I can't go though that again.
AlexMane: I'm not a drunk like Saten.
Glaze: Your drinking waitnow.
AlexMane: ... I can stop.
Glaze: No you can't.. I know your type.. Trying too stop will only make you angrier.
AlexMane: So will being alone.
Glaze: (sighs) Fine..
SCENE 7:
Lemon Heart: I'm sorry to bring Derpy up, your probably tired of being asked.. But how you doing?
Saten: I'm fine..
Lemon: You ever coming back too ponyville, the girls there really miss you.. Even Rarity, who is too proud to admit it.
Saten: I figured.. And maybe soon.. But I still need the the next month.
Lemon: Well, what about me? Will you visit "me" soon?
Saten: Of coarse I will.. I love you guys.
Lemon: Us guys?
Saten: You, you and your friends.. Tinkershine and Minuette.
Lemon: Oh, right.. I meant just me this time.
Saten: ... You guys not friends anymore?
Lemon: Of coarse we are.. I just.. I never get too see you.. And you usually end up hitting on Minuette most of time, and forgetting about me.
Saten: Yeah.. Sorry about that.. But now I'm with Trixie, witch I'm sure you heard of.
Lemon: Yes, she told me.
Saten: I'll feel less abigated too hit on her.
Lemon: Still though, can't it be just us?
Saten: Ohh, alright.. You can join us.. Trixie and I are finally living together.. But there's still a couch.. Not really any thing else I can offer.
Lemon: Naw, I'll get a hotel.
Saten: I figured.
Lemon: But sure I'll love too.. Anything I should know about?
Saten: Well.. There is one thing.. The current owner of the apartment is a bit.. Creepy.
Lemon: Like.. You, creepy?
Saten: ... Yes.
Lemon: I'm sure I can handle it.
Saten: ... I'll hold you two that.
Alexmane: (knocks on window) Hiiii.
Saten: Not now Alex.
Lemon: Is that him?
Saten: Yeah.. That's him.
AlexMane: Is she single!?
Lemon: Yes I a-
Saten: No, she isn't!
AlexMane: But come on, she's a cutie.
Saten: I know she is.. But she's my cousin, and I don't want you dating her.
AlexMane: Why!?
Saten: Because I don't trust you! Your a bigger pervert that I am!
AlexMane: Fine, fine... But she has a nice as-
Saten: LEAVE!
AlexMane: Okay, okay.. I was just messing with you.. (leaves) Besides, I already got Glaze.
Saten: (spits out his drink) WHAT!?
AlexMane: ... Nothing. (runs off).
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SCENE 1:
AlexMane: We're breaking up!?
Lily Valey: Well... Yeah, but to be honest, I don't know how you expected me to love you when you so clearly hate everything, and everyone, especially yourself.. I mean, would it kill you to be civil? This is why we're breaking up.
AlexMane: It's nothing to do with me sleeping with your sister?
Lily: WHAT!?
AlexMane: Hey, she brought on herself, wearing that outfit.
Lily: Oh shut up, just leave.. Creep.
AlexMane: Fine ... Do you have your sister's number though?
Lily: (eyes narrow).
LATER:
AlexMane returns home, now with two black eyes, obviously from Lily Valley.
Saten is seen smoking weed from a bong.
AlexMane: Is that MY weed!?
Saten: (coughs) And it sucks.
AlexMane: Well.. Yeah, kinda dose.
Saten: What happened to your eyes?
AlexMane: Well... I saw a hooker getting bullied by a gang.. I intervened.
Saten: Wow.. That's.. Brave.
AlexMane: Well I can resist to help a half naked, cocaine smoking, high healed, woman in need.
Saten: Sure..
Awkard pause, as AlexMane sits down.
Saten: You DO know Lily texts me everything about her life right?
AlexMane: I was JOKING about sleeping with her sister!
Saten: Well, girls are sensitive.
AlexMane: (prepares to use the bong Saten was using, when suddenly his phone rings) Hello?
Lily: (from phone) Hello Mr Jones.
AlexMane Jones: Oh, my God, we just broke up!
Lily: (voice) Yeah, but I'm still your agent, I pride myself on my ability to separate my professional life from my personal life.
AlexMane: Then, as my agent, do you think I'm getting fat?
Lily: (voice) No way. You are in the prime of your life, never looked better.
AlexMane: What about as my ex-girlfriend?
Lily: (voice) You look like a pile of crap ate a second pile of crap and then crapped out a third pile of crap.
AlexMane: Wait, wait, so which pile of crap do I look like?
Lily: (voice) The third one.
AlexMane: What!? That's the worst one!
SCENE 2:
AlexMane: (having been fired by Luna, for having spent 12 months not writing a single sentence despite that he was given every chance possible, is seen getting drunk at a bar, despite that he was already drunk for most of the day).
Trixie: (suddenly comes over, finding him at one of the tables) Hello, remember me?
AlexMane: (already drunk) Heeey, how can I forget YOUR cute face.
Trixie: Your drunk.. But thank you. (sits down).
AlrexMane: Wanna head to a bar?
Trixie: We're already at a bar.
AlexMane: ... (looks around seeing he's in a bar) Oh, ho.. Wow.. Cool.
Trixie: Hey, I heard you been having some problems with your girlfriend Lily.. She said something about you never wanting to have a baby.
AexMane: What ever makes her think I don't want a baby?
FLASHBACK:
Lily: Oh, look at that baby. Isn't he the cutest baby you ever saw?
AlexMane: BABY!?.. (kicks down the baby, runs into his car, and crashes it off view).
Cop: (off view) Step away from the stolen vehicle, sir!
AlexMane: (off view) No, no, no. Misunderstanding, officer. I was running away from my girlfriend whom I don't respect enough to have a baby with.
END FLASHBACK:
Trixie: Riight, you mind if my boyfriend stays with you? He needs a new place.
AlexMane: You have a boyfriend?.. You I CAN'T see you vigina?
Trixie: Don't make me slap you.
AlexMane: Please do, it'll turn me on.
Trixie: ... I'll just bring him.
SCENE 3:
AlexMane: And this is YOUR room.
Dinky: (looks around) Umm. (points at "DIE ALEX DIE" spray painted on the wall).
AlexMane: ... You may wanna repaint.
SCENE 4:
AlexMane, groaning to himself, approached the woman's prison.
AlexMane: I'm here to bail out Glaze WoodenToaster.
Guard: Aren't you the one that lead us too her in the first place?
AlexMane: Yeah.. Seems I made a mistake, please let the kid out.
Guard: Kid? She seems older than you.
AlexMane: Probably.. But whatever, just let her out.
Guard: Sorry.. She still has to finish her time.. But you can see her if you wish?
AlexMane: Sure, why not.
Guard: (goes to get her)
AlexMane: (in head) I could go with the less subtle way of getting her out. But probably not worth it, she's probably some gross, drug head lookin- (Glaze comes over, and much to Alex's shock, she's a very beautiful young pegasus)..
Glaze: (picks up the phone) Who are you?
AlexMane: I.. Excuse me (hangs up and goes to the back stage).
AlexMane: (off view) Bail out Glaze!
Guard 2: (off view) I'm sorry?
AlexMane: (off view) BAIL OUT GLAZE!
Guard 2: (off view) I can't ju- NO! NOT THE PLAYBOY! DON'T BURN THE PLAYBOY!
SCENE 5:
Glaze: (secretly aware that AlexMane ratted her out, and is now trolling him, by claiming she'll help him make friends) Alright, your training is simple.. Just break that window, find a poster of Channing Tatrum, grab it, and run back here, all without getting caught.
AlexMane: What!?
Glaze: Just do it!
AlexMane: Fine, fine (throws rock through the window, breaking it, and than runs in, all while the alarm is triggered).
Glaze: (anxiously looks around).
AlexMane: (soon returns, giving her the poster she wanted).
Glaze: Prefect, thanks. (grabs it, and starts leaving).
AlexMane: Wait? How dose this help me make friends?
Glaze: Oh, it uhh, dosen't.. Bye.. (flies away).
AlexMane: Wait a minute, she used me for her own selfish purposes... I think I love her!
SCENE 6:
AlexMane: ... Well, I heard your boyfriend dumped you.
Glaze: Well, I dumped him actually.
AlexMane: Well, that means your free.. Maybe you and I could go out.
Glaze: Oh, jee.. I already dated Saten once.. Mind you it was only too make AJ jealous, but still.. Angry, drunk, types. I can't go though that again.
AlexMane: I'm not a drunk like Saten.
Glaze: Your drinking waitnow.
AlexMane: ... I can stop.
Glaze: No you can't.. I know your type.. Trying too stop will only make you angrier.
AlexMane: So will being alone.
Glaze: (sighs) Fine..
SCENE 7:
Lemon Heart: I'm sorry to bring Derpy up, your probably tired of being asked.. But how you doing?
Saten: I'm fine..
Lemon: You ever coming back too ponyville, the girls there really miss you.. Even Rarity, who is too proud to admit it.
Saten: I figured.. And maybe soon.. But I still need the the next month.
Lemon: Well, what about me? Will you visit "me" soon?
Saten: Of coarse I will.. I love you guys.
Lemon: Us guys?
Saten: You, you and your friends.. Tinkershine and Minuette.
Lemon: Oh, right.. I meant just me this time.
Saten: ... You guys not friends anymore?
Lemon: Of coarse we are.. I just.. I never get too see you.. And you usually end up hitting on Minuette most of time, and forgetting about me.
Saten: Yeah.. Sorry about that.. But now I'm with Trixie, witch I'm sure you heard of.
Lemon: Yes, she told me.
Saten: I'll feel less abigated too hit on her.
Lemon: Still though, can't it be just us?
Saten: Ohh, alright.. You can join us.. Trixie and I are finally living together.. But there's still a couch.. Not really any thing else I can offer.
Lemon: Naw, I'll get a hotel.
Saten: I figured.
Lemon: But sure I'll love too.. Anything I should know about?
Saten: Well.. There is one thing.. The current owner of the apartment is a bit.. Creepy.
Lemon: Like.. You, creepy?
Saten: ... Yes.
Lemon: I'm sure I can handle it.
Saten: ... I'll hold you two that.
Alexmane: (knocks on window) Hiiii.
Saten: Not now Alex.
Lemon: Is that him?
Saten: Yeah.. That's him.
AlexMane: Is she single!?
Lemon: Yes I a-
Saten: No, she isn't!
AlexMane: But come on, she's a cutie.
Saten: I know she is.. But she's my cousin, and I don't want you dating her.
AlexMane: Why!?
Saten: Because I don't trust you! Your a bigger pervert that I am!
AlexMane: Fine, fine... But she has a nice as-
Saten: LEAVE!
AlexMane: Okay, okay.. I was just messing with you.. (leaves) Besides, I already got Glaze.
Saten: (spits out his drink) WHAT!?
AlexMane: ... Nothing. (runs off).
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Number 7, and counting. I present to everyone Diamond Tiara's Are Forever.
Starring
Doughnut Joe................................Con Mane
Diamond Tiara...............................Miss. Filly
Silverspoon....................................Miss. Silver
Carrot Top.....................................Bambi
Berry Punch...................................Thumper
Pinkie Pie..............................................P
Spike.....................................................S
Discord............................................Ernst Staverald Discord...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Con Mane has returned.
We begin our story in Beijing, which was violently taken over by the koreans.
Con: *sneaks onto dock*
korean pony55: What was that?
Con: *kills pony* More like who was that?
korean pony21: I'll be right back I just wanna get some cider.
Con: *sneaks toward warehouse*
korean pony21: *shoots at Con*
Con: *dodges bullets*
korean pony21: All units, we have an intruder in the warehouse!
Con: *pulls out gun* Where is that manifest?
korean leader: What do you need the manifest for? Grenades? We made specially designed grenades to blow...
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#1: RICK GRIMES
Rick is my favorite character in the comics, he's "okay" in the show.. I'm very mixed about Andrew Lincoln.
A lot of times, his fake American acent just sounds like it's trying to hard..
In the comic. He's just a fucking badass, period..
And lets not forget that speech
RICK: I killed Dexter to protect us! He was threatening to throw us out of this place.. OUR HOME!.. How humane would it of been out there!? How many people did we lose out there!?.. I saw an opening, I killed him.. I knew you people would be scared if you...
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#1: RICK GRIMES
Rick is my favorite character in the comics, he's "okay" in the show.. I'm very mixed about Andrew Lincoln.
A lot of times, his fake American acent just sounds like it's trying to hard..
In the comic. He's just a fucking badass, period..
And lets not forget that speech
RICK: I killed Dexter to protect us! He was threatening to throw us out of this place.. OUR HOME!.. How humane would it of been out there!? How many people did we lose out there!?.. I saw an opening, I killed him.. I knew you people would be scared if you...
