#1: GODS NOT DEAD:
Snob: To help his case, Josh points out a Steven Hawking quote.. Cause as a atheist you have to believe every quote Hawking ever said ever. Other wise God is real.
#2: GODS CLUB:
Michael: Before we begin. I wanna take a moment of silence.
Snob: Well, okay, nothing wrong there.
Student: (storms out, offended)
Snob: Oh yeah, this movie doesn't take place in reality.
#3: GODS NOT DEAD:
Snob: So professor Robbinson has everyone sign a paper saying "Gods not dead". So God will not be a debate. Whatever dipshit, your the one who brought it up.
#4: GODS NOT DEAD:
Josh: it was said that evil. Is atheisms most powerful weapon against Christ, and it is. "If god is so loving? Why does he allow evil?"
Snob: Not true. Evil would exist regardless of God.
Josh: Professor Robbinson. Who is clearly a atheist. Doesn't believe in moral absolutes. I'm betting if I manage to get a A by cheating. He'll suddenly start sounding like a christian, saying it's wrong and should of known that.
Snob: Yep, if you think cheating is wrong, than that means God excists.. His entire argument is that without God, we're be in the Purge.
Robbinson: So your saying there's no such thing as a moral atheist?
Josh: No, but without God there's no reason to be moral.
Snob: No, so it's so we can all live in a funtioning society. And we aren't all psychopaths!
#5: NIGHTMARE ON ELMS STREET 2:
Girl in Movie: That a great party.
Snob: HAHAHA! People died at that party.
#6: NIGHTMARE ON ELMS STREET 4:
Freddy Krueger: This is it, Jennifer. your big break in TV.
[Jennifer screams]
Freddy Krueger: Welcome to prime time, bitch!
(Jennifer is smashed into the tv, a guard finds her raised in the air, smashed into the TV).
Snob: Well this was "obviously" a sucide.
#7: ELVES:
main character laments that her cat is the only friend she has left.
Snob: ........ (looks at Lloyd)
Lloyd: (looks back)
Snob: Psh, whatever... I have friends. This movie isn't speaking to me in a weird way.
#8: SLEEPAWAY CAMP:
Counselor: "I remember that boy being a pretty damn good swimmer."
Snob: "Case closed. Good swimmers never ever drown. It has to be murder."
#9: SLEEPAWAY CAMP:
The famish ending of the girl revealing to be a boy.
Snob: That's a dick!
#10: FRIDAY THE 13TH 3D:
Snob: Aagh! - snakes on strings?...C'mon. You can come up with a much more adorable animal than that! (clips of his cat in 3D vision). See! 3D Lloyd!
#11: FORESKIN GUMP:
Girl: Why did you bring me away?
Gump: They were trying to touch you.
Snob: And by "trying to touch you", do you mean they were all quitely sitting there watching you from a distance. Than yes. They were.
#12: GROSS OUT:
Snob: (pukes): I'm sorry. The films acting is just so dredful!
#13: GRUMPY CAT:
Snob: Grumpy cat is cat who seems to be very grumpy. And there's all these memes about said grumpy cat. Including a movie.. What's next. Is someone gonna make a cartoon of their cat?!
(Snob voicing a animated Lloyd: You wanna peak though my case files don't cha?)
#14: A TALKING CAT:
Snob: It's a opening credit sequence made up of every other Temblr post. Don't believe me? Lloyd himself is looking up cats on temblr!
#15: NIGHTMARE 4:
Kincaid: [to the dog] Jason.
Snob: When I said I wanted Freddy vs. Jason, I didn't mean for Freddy to fight a dog!
#16: NIGHTMARE 3:
Snob: Time to see Freddy Krueger get beat by Donard!
Donard: (gets by Freddy, and gets impaled by a pole).
Snob: He's fine.
#17: OUNCE OF COURAGE:
Snob: There are Christians who get beheaded for their beliefs. And you're here bitching about Christmas.
#18: BALLOON LAND:
Snob: Oh my God, someone have sex with her so she stops masturbating to the balloons!
#19: STEPFATHER:
Snob (as Jerry): Officers, isn't it obvious? He crashed his car than bashed himself in the head with a piece of wood.
#20: GODS NOT DEAD:
Guy in movie: Today is a time of celebration.
Snob: Bro! Someone died!.. Wait in front of you!
Snob: To help his case, Josh points out a Steven Hawking quote.. Cause as a atheist you have to believe every quote Hawking ever said ever. Other wise God is real.
#2: GODS CLUB:
Michael: Before we begin. I wanna take a moment of silence.
Snob: Well, okay, nothing wrong there.
Student: (storms out, offended)
Snob: Oh yeah, this movie doesn't take place in reality.
#3: GODS NOT DEAD:
Snob: So professor Robbinson has everyone sign a paper saying "Gods not dead". So God will not be a debate. Whatever dipshit, your the one who brought it up.
#4: GODS NOT DEAD:
Josh: it was said that evil. Is atheisms most powerful weapon against Christ, and it is. "If god is so loving? Why does he allow evil?"
Snob: Not true. Evil would exist regardless of God.
Josh: Professor Robbinson. Who is clearly a atheist. Doesn't believe in moral absolutes. I'm betting if I manage to get a A by cheating. He'll suddenly start sounding like a christian, saying it's wrong and should of known that.
Snob: Yep, if you think cheating is wrong, than that means God excists.. His entire argument is that without God, we're be in the Purge.
Robbinson: So your saying there's no such thing as a moral atheist?
Josh: No, but without God there's no reason to be moral.
Snob: No, so it's so we can all live in a funtioning society. And we aren't all psychopaths!
#5: NIGHTMARE ON ELMS STREET 2:
Girl in Movie: That a great party.
Snob: HAHAHA! People died at that party.
#6: NIGHTMARE ON ELMS STREET 4:
Freddy Krueger: This is it, Jennifer. your big break in TV.
[Jennifer screams]
Freddy Krueger: Welcome to prime time, bitch!
(Jennifer is smashed into the tv, a guard finds her raised in the air, smashed into the TV).
Snob: Well this was "obviously" a sucide.
#7: ELVES:
main character laments that her cat is the only friend she has left.
Snob: ........ (looks at Lloyd)
Lloyd: (looks back)
Snob: Psh, whatever... I have friends. This movie isn't speaking to me in a weird way.
#8: SLEEPAWAY CAMP:
Counselor: "I remember that boy being a pretty damn good swimmer."
Snob: "Case closed. Good swimmers never ever drown. It has to be murder."
#9: SLEEPAWAY CAMP:
The famish ending of the girl revealing to be a boy.
Snob: That's a dick!
#10: FRIDAY THE 13TH 3D:
Snob: Aagh! - snakes on strings?...C'mon. You can come up with a much more adorable animal than that! (clips of his cat in 3D vision). See! 3D Lloyd!
#11: FORESKIN GUMP:
Girl: Why did you bring me away?
Gump: They were trying to touch you.
Snob: And by "trying to touch you", do you mean they were all quitely sitting there watching you from a distance. Than yes. They were.
#12: GROSS OUT:
Snob: (pukes): I'm sorry. The films acting is just so dredful!
#13: GRUMPY CAT:
Snob: Grumpy cat is cat who seems to be very grumpy. And there's all these memes about said grumpy cat. Including a movie.. What's next. Is someone gonna make a cartoon of their cat?!
(Snob voicing a animated Lloyd: You wanna peak though my case files don't cha?)
#14: A TALKING CAT:
Snob: It's a opening credit sequence made up of every other Temblr post. Don't believe me? Lloyd himself is looking up cats on temblr!
#15: NIGHTMARE 4:
Kincaid: [to the dog] Jason.
Snob: When I said I wanted Freddy vs. Jason, I didn't mean for Freddy to fight a dog!
#16: NIGHTMARE 3:
Snob: Time to see Freddy Krueger get beat by Donard!
Donard: (gets by Freddy, and gets impaled by a pole).
Snob: He's fine.
#17: OUNCE OF COURAGE:
Snob: There are Christians who get beheaded for their beliefs. And you're here bitching about Christmas.
#18: BALLOON LAND:
Snob: Oh my God, someone have sex with her so she stops masturbating to the balloons!
#19: STEPFATHER:
Snob (as Jerry): Officers, isn't it obvious? He crashed his car than bashed himself in the head with a piece of wood.
#20: GODS NOT DEAD:
Guy in movie: Today is a time of celebration.
Snob: Bro! Someone died!.. Wait in front of you!
