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Looking back at my reviews of disturbing films just to please readers.
* Neckromantic
* Pink Flamingo
* Surgo Film
* I spit on your grave
* Cannibal Halocoast

WindWaker pointed out my laziness of just reposting Wiki plot summaries.. Hiding the fact I couldn't stomach ANY of these films. Just watching various youtube reviews.

Either way. I actually DO have stuff to say about Cannibal Halocoast.. So lets give a REAL review of a film that left the world with the reaction of..





So, first off.. The director is a complete sadist. Made them kill REAL animals simply to make "realistic".. This deeply upset the cast.

And the main girl refused to show her tit during a sex scene.. So the director mistreats her.

Plus there's the fact he told none of the cast to appear in public, to make it seem more real.. Which as we all know, TOTALLY never backfires into him being accused of murder..

So now the movie.. There's a large broken base of this film.. is it a clever communtary.. Or is it just a hypercritical piece of garbage..

It's both.. Allen's crew is purposely protrayed as complete monsters. Espically Allen.. The actor protraying him actually felt really upset and uncomfortable about protraying such a person as Allen.. Not helped by the forced animal killing..

But truth is, the tribe is no better in the end.. One of their members is raped.. So they impale her though a spike, and publically display her..

And than they gang rape the girl from the crew. Even though "rape" is their whole reason for being so fucking pissed in the first place..

And this is followed by deeply DEEPLY disturbing deaths of the rest of the crew.

Even the death of Allen. No doubt the most karmatic death ever. Only leaves me feeling deeply uncomfortable. Rather than the satisfied feeling your no doubt your suppose to feel..


Either way.. Not sure what to say..

Watch this movie if you want. But it's very uncomfortable and... Weird.
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#1:
Hines: Now listen, I'm just bored as you are.. But we're gonna all listen as this dork finishes his little useless yackedy yack yack.


#2:
Hines: WHAT!? IN THE NAME OF GOD!? JUST HAPPENED!?
Yomanshi: I don't think they were fooled coach.
Hines: Is that what you THINK Yomanshi!? Maybe that's because you decided to start standing in open territory!


#3:
Hines: STOP IT! OR I WILL SET YOU ON FIRE!!


#4:
Hines: I swear to god in heaven I will turn your eyes into scrambled eggs.. DON'T ASK ME HOW!!


#5:
Hines: Out there.. Is our enemy.. The norwood, academy for deranged boys... And they.. Would like nothing...
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#1: OGDAN:

The dragon from Demons, who forced Verona to have Liz. Ogdan is generally shown as manipulative, intelligent, arrogant, and possibly sexually attracted to Liz.. Basically, he told Verona to bang him by telling her that his species are dying. But she has second thoughts and runs off with Liz.. Ogdan respondes by killing an entire village of sick dragon family's including the childrun. And telling everyone it was Verona, which assumably worked.. Sense than he's been trying get Liz for himself. Even kidnaps and brainwashes Seras into trying to kill Verona.. And he generally quite feared.....
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#1:
"Let's read quotes during the stupid theme song.. Here's one from APPLEJACKPONY saying "you need to stop swearing so much". Well AppleJack, you can go fuckin fuck yourself! Don't like, don't watch!"


#2:
Spike: The spell took over you, and you wanted to change everything in Equestria. I was afraid to tell you how I really felt about it, but then I... I told you the truth.
Mrawkwardreviewer: My question is.. What kind of evil spellbook is that!?.. Did people say "thousand years from now I want people learning lessons about friendship!?", yeah. Some evil...


#3:
"Ahh, here comes princess Twilight...
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My main reason for making this, is the excuse of using Pony Mov Spike (or as I call him "Dragonowitiz") as the main person. I just love everything about him, and he's my main reason for watching Pony Mov.

I'm also excited about using the version of Fluttershy (or "SHYDALE" as I call her in the pony mov version). Even though her role is a lot smaller.

Pony mov Rainbow ("SWAGDASH" as I call her) will also have an enjoyable prefermance.. A bit of a breakout character towards this story..

Mov Twilight and Mov Pinkie also ended up becoming breakout characters.

Anyway. Here we go..

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Our story began in the springwood diner.

Dean, a seemingly normal guy, was ignored by a waitress when he innocently asked for anouther coffee.

Annoyed, he followed her in order to get her attention, and ended up in the kitchen.

But that's when things started getting weird, it wasn't no ordinary kitchen, it almost seemed, cannibalistic.

Suddenly, Freddy Kruger popped out of nowhere, who tired stabbing Dean with a costomized glove weapon.

This event frightenly woke him into to reality, as it was revealed he was alseep.

"Dean.. I told you if you keep falling asleep, their gonna kick you outta here"...
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This one is all me.. I thought of more.. Could only think of 4.. But there good ones..


#1: ZORIN BLITZ - HELLSING:

So Zorin is the first villlain I personally HATE.. That's right, even more than Major.. It's hard for me to deeply hate villains. But there's something about this bitch that rubs me the wrong way. I was so excited to see her in action, and she's basically cheating. Fucking with your mind.. So yeah. She's number one for more "personal" reasons.. But even than, someone who makes Seras revist a memory like THAT, clearly dserved that fucked up death she got.. Honestly, even I...
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#1: SHARKS:
It's no secret that Sharks are dangerous.
But they aren't the bloodthirsty monsters that the media protrays them as.

The rare times that sharks ever killed a human isn't done purposely. They don't like the taste of man flesh, and they attacked cause they were curious, or mistook us for a seal.
There is no proof that sharks have actually EATEN their victims, and the cause of death is actually from blood loss.

Sharks are quite a bit more intelligent than most people give them credit for, and often avoid prey as unfamiliar as humans. Predation by sharks is of great importance to the...
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More epic flights from Michael.
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The arm's dealer is an idiot.
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#1: CARNAGE:
Can it really be anyone BUT Cletus Kasedy!?

Cletus can give Trevor Phillips and Vaas, and run for their money.

He stands as the most fuck up Spiderman villain.
And unlike most villains, he was "already" evil, before becoming Carnage.

As a child, he killed his grandmother by pushing her down a flight of stairs, tried to murder his mother by throwing a hair dryer into her bathtub, and tortured and killed his mother's dog. His mother tried to kill him in a rage, Cletus was sent to a orphange that "mysteriously burnt down"

When he discovered Eddie Brock become Venom he became jealous and...
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Mr Nightmare is my new favourite youtuber...
It's scary content.. But it's also true things (except the creepy pasta readings)..

Most of these things are important to know in some way or another.. Know how to avoid such situations, and that you should NEVER take safety procautions as a joke.. Or even just, knowing how terrible the world is. And how lucky we are to have such good family's, who never sell us for drugs.. Or have friends that don't try to kill us (literary).

At least that's how I see it..
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