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SeanTheHedgehog Presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 23
All For None, and None For All
May 10, 1953
It was a beautiful day in Cheyenne. Orion was waiting to drive a train, when Pete arrived.
Orion: Good morning sir.
Pete: Orion, I decided to change your job.
Orion: Oh no. What have you done?
Pete: You're still going to drive trains, but I want you to be in the trainyard.
Orion: Aw, come on Pete. I want to drive this train. It's going to Denver, and I have a cousin that lives in Denver.
Pete: I'm sorry. You must go to that trainyard.
Orion: *Walks away*
Meanwhile, on the other side of the station.
Hawkeye: You know something Metal Gloss?
Metal Gloss: What?
Hawkeye: You mean you don't know?
Metal Gloss: No. What?
Hawkeye: You got beautiful eyes.
Metal Gloss: Aw, that's so sweet. You know, I've never met such a handsome stallion in my life, until I met you.
Hawkeye: Flattering, but true. *Kisses Metal Gloss*
Metal Gloss: Wanna go dancing at the club tomorrow night?
Hawkeye: You got it.
Coffee Creme: *Arrives* Ehem!
Hawkeye: Oh great, the love hater is here.
Coffee Creme: What is this?
Hawkeye: What? We're just having a good time.
Coffee Creme: Don't do that around me!
Hawkeye: Coff' what has gotten into you?
Coffee Creme: Don't call me Coff'.
Hawkeye: Okay.
Metal Gloss: I think I should go. *Walks away*
Hawkeye: Great. You see what you did?
Coffee Creme: Oui, and I'm proud of it. I don't want you near her again, do you understand?!
Hawkeye: You're not my boss, but whatever. *walks away*
After Coffee Creme made Hawkeye leave the station, he decided to talk to Stylo.
Stylo: What she did doesn't sound fair.
Hawkeye: Yeah. Alright, so we have to wait here for a passenger train to arrive, and then we're going to Portland.
Stylo: I've never been there before.
Hawkeye: I have. One time, the Spokane Portland & Seattle Railroad needed to borrow a few engines from us, and guess who drove those engines to them.
Stylo: You?
Hawkeye: Yeah.
Meanwhile in the trainyards.
Captain Wilson: *Stops engine*
Red Rose: What's the matter?
Captain Wilson: Something doesn't seem right, I want to check under the engine. *Gets out of engine*
Percy: *Arrives* Is everything okay?
Captain: Yeah, I just want to check something. *Looks under engine* Ah, ha. Just as I thought.
Red Rose: What's wrong?
Captain Wilson: This engine is leaking oil. We have to get it into the servicing facility quick.
Percy: I'll get it there. *Gets in engine*
Red Rose: Good work Captain.
Captain Wilson: Oh please, you can call me by my first name.
Red Rose: What is your first name?
Captain Wilson: Wilson.
Red Rose: No, that's your last name. What's your first name?
Captain Wilson: It is Wilson.
Metal Gloss: *Arrives*
Wilson: Ah, hello Metal Gloss. What's wrong?
Metal Gloss: Coffee Creme says I'm not allowed to see Hawkeye again.
Wilson: Hawkeye?
Metal Gloss: It's what we call Pierce.
Wilson: Pierce Hawkins?
Metal Gloss: That's right.
Wilson: Ah, yes. I remember him. A good pony, he works hard. Why won't Coffee Creme let you see him again?
Metal Gloss: I don't know. We just kissed, and all of a sudden, she makes him go away.
Wilson: Well, where is she now?
Pete's office
Pete: *Signing papers*
Coffee Creme: *Arrives*
Pete: What is it?
Coffee Creme: I want to talk to you about Pierce, and Metal Gloss.
Pete: What's the matter?
Coffee Creme: I just saw them kissing!
Pete: So? What's wrong with that?
Coffee Creme: Well, pretty soon they're going to do more than that. They could-
Pete: No.
Coffee Creme: Excuse me?
Pete: You're over reacting, and I think you should leave those two alone. They just need a little romance in their life, and so do you. After all, you still need to go on your first date with Gordon.
Coffee Creme: Oh, thank you for reminding me.
Pete: Anytime.
Coffee Creme: *About to leave*
Pete: And Coffee?
Coffee Creme: *Turns around* Yes?
Pete: Good luck.
Coffee Creme: Merci. *Leaves office*
Pete: *Signing papers again*
After the work day was over, Gordon and Coffee Creme went to a fancy restaurant.
Gordon: You got us reservations for a fancy restaurant?
Coffee Creme: Oui. We want this date to be superb.
Gordon: I'll never understand you french ponies, but let's do it.
Waiter: Bonjour madame. Name?
Coffee Creme: Coffee Creme.
Waiter: Right this way. *Walks to table*
Coffee Creme: *Follows Waiter*
Gordon: *Follows Coffee Creme*
Waiter: *Standing next to table* I'll be back with the menus.
Coffee Creme: Merci.
Waiter: *Walks away*
Coffee Creme & Gordon: *Sits down*
Outside of the restaurant, Hawkeye, Metal Gloss, Wilson, Stylo, and Percy were waiting.
Hawkeye: We'll show those two not to mess with me.
Wilson: Right. Uhm, what did you have planned again?
Hawkeye: Don't ask me, it was your plan.
Wilson: Oh yeah. I forgot. Let's see, uh *Thinking* Oh, I remember. We were going to ruin Coffee Creme's date with Gordon.
Stylo: You got it.
Metal Gloss: But, how do we do it?
Hawkeye: Leave it to me. Let's go in. *walks in restaurant*
Waiter: Do you five have a reservation?
Hawkeye: We need a reservation? What the fuck?
Waiter: Get out of here.
Hawkeye: *Knocks out waiter*
Wilson: What was that for?
Hawkeye: You should never need a reservation just to eat food. Otherwise, the restaurant responsible for that stupid idea will go out of business. No wonder barely any ponies go to restaurants like this.
Percy: *Puts on waiter's uniform*
Stylo: You didn't have to do that, but you look good.
Hawkeye: Alright. Now for the real waiter *Drags waiter out of restaurant* That oughta teach you a lesson.
Back to Coffee Creme, who is waiting patiently for her menu. Gordon on the other hand, was impatient.
Gordon: Where's our goddamn menu?
Coffee Creme: They'll be here soon, relax.
Gordon: I don't want to relax. I want my menu!
Percy: *Still in waiter's uniform* Sir, keep that up, and we'll kick you out of here.
Gordon: You can't make me leave. I am on a date with my special somepony.
Percy: It doesn't matter. Leave.
Coffee Creme: Wait a minute. Percy?
Percy: Percy who?
Hawkeye: Now *Kissing Metal Gloss*
Coffee Creme: *Sees Hawkeye kissing Metal Gloss* HAWKEYE!!
Customers: *Staring at Coffee Creme*
Gordon: Wow. Normally, I'm the one shouting at others.
Hawkeye: May I help you?
Coffee Creme: I told you not to see Metal Gloss.
Hawkeye: Why can't I see her?
Coffee Creme: Because I've seen ponies do this before. First they kiss, and then they-
Hawkeye: We're just dating. Nothing serious is going to happen between us.
Gordon: Oh yeah? Well me, and Coffee Creme are going to-
Coffee Creme: Let me deal with this.
Hawkeye: I think you already did. The wrong way. You've got your special somepony, and I've got mine.
Metal Gloss: You've been freaking out, all for nothing.
Hawkeye: And nothing for all. Let's go Metal Gloss *Leaves restaurant*
Metal Gloss: *Following Hawkeye*
Gordon: Well, that went bad. How about we go to my house, and-
Coffee Creme: No.
Gordon: No? But you didn't even hear what I had to say.
Coffee Creme: I don't want to hear it.
Gordon: Sex.
Coffee Creme: AHH! *Flips table*
The End
On the next episode of Ponies On The Rails
Orion loses his cool.
SeanTheHedgehog, Copyright 2014
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 23
All For None, and None For All
May 10, 1953
It was a beautiful day in Cheyenne. Orion was waiting to drive a train, when Pete arrived.
Orion: Good morning sir.
Pete: Orion, I decided to change your job.
Orion: Oh no. What have you done?
Pete: You're still going to drive trains, but I want you to be in the trainyard.
Orion: Aw, come on Pete. I want to drive this train. It's going to Denver, and I have a cousin that lives in Denver.
Pete: I'm sorry. You must go to that trainyard.
Orion: *Walks away*
Meanwhile, on the other side of the station.
Hawkeye: You know something Metal Gloss?
Metal Gloss: What?
Hawkeye: You mean you don't know?
Metal Gloss: No. What?
Hawkeye: You got beautiful eyes.
Metal Gloss: Aw, that's so sweet. You know, I've never met such a handsome stallion in my life, until I met you.
Hawkeye: Flattering, but true. *Kisses Metal Gloss*
Metal Gloss: Wanna go dancing at the club tomorrow night?
Hawkeye: You got it.
Coffee Creme: *Arrives* Ehem!
Hawkeye: Oh great, the love hater is here.
Coffee Creme: What is this?
Hawkeye: What? We're just having a good time.
Coffee Creme: Don't do that around me!
Hawkeye: Coff' what has gotten into you?
Coffee Creme: Don't call me Coff'.
Hawkeye: Okay.
Metal Gloss: I think I should go. *Walks away*
Hawkeye: Great. You see what you did?
Coffee Creme: Oui, and I'm proud of it. I don't want you near her again, do you understand?!
Hawkeye: You're not my boss, but whatever. *walks away*
After Coffee Creme made Hawkeye leave the station, he decided to talk to Stylo.
Stylo: What she did doesn't sound fair.
Hawkeye: Yeah. Alright, so we have to wait here for a passenger train to arrive, and then we're going to Portland.
Stylo: I've never been there before.
Hawkeye: I have. One time, the Spokane Portland & Seattle Railroad needed to borrow a few engines from us, and guess who drove those engines to them.
Stylo: You?
Hawkeye: Yeah.
Meanwhile in the trainyards.
Captain Wilson: *Stops engine*
Red Rose: What's the matter?
Captain Wilson: Something doesn't seem right, I want to check under the engine. *Gets out of engine*
Percy: *Arrives* Is everything okay?
Captain: Yeah, I just want to check something. *Looks under engine* Ah, ha. Just as I thought.
Red Rose: What's wrong?
Captain Wilson: This engine is leaking oil. We have to get it into the servicing facility quick.
Percy: I'll get it there. *Gets in engine*
Red Rose: Good work Captain.
Captain Wilson: Oh please, you can call me by my first name.
Red Rose: What is your first name?
Captain Wilson: Wilson.
Red Rose: No, that's your last name. What's your first name?
Captain Wilson: It is Wilson.
Metal Gloss: *Arrives*
Wilson: Ah, hello Metal Gloss. What's wrong?
Metal Gloss: Coffee Creme says I'm not allowed to see Hawkeye again.
Wilson: Hawkeye?
Metal Gloss: It's what we call Pierce.
Wilson: Pierce Hawkins?
Metal Gloss: That's right.
Wilson: Ah, yes. I remember him. A good pony, he works hard. Why won't Coffee Creme let you see him again?
Metal Gloss: I don't know. We just kissed, and all of a sudden, she makes him go away.
Wilson: Well, where is she now?
Pete's office
Pete: *Signing papers*
Coffee Creme: *Arrives*
Pete: What is it?
Coffee Creme: I want to talk to you about Pierce, and Metal Gloss.
Pete: What's the matter?
Coffee Creme: I just saw them kissing!
Pete: So? What's wrong with that?
Coffee Creme: Well, pretty soon they're going to do more than that. They could-
Pete: No.
Coffee Creme: Excuse me?
Pete: You're over reacting, and I think you should leave those two alone. They just need a little romance in their life, and so do you. After all, you still need to go on your first date with Gordon.
Coffee Creme: Oh, thank you for reminding me.
Pete: Anytime.
Coffee Creme: *About to leave*
Pete: And Coffee?
Coffee Creme: *Turns around* Yes?
Pete: Good luck.
Coffee Creme: Merci. *Leaves office*
Pete: *Signing papers again*
After the work day was over, Gordon and Coffee Creme went to a fancy restaurant.
Gordon: You got us reservations for a fancy restaurant?
Coffee Creme: Oui. We want this date to be superb.
Gordon: I'll never understand you french ponies, but let's do it.
Waiter: Bonjour madame. Name?
Coffee Creme: Coffee Creme.
Waiter: Right this way. *Walks to table*
Coffee Creme: *Follows Waiter*
Gordon: *Follows Coffee Creme*
Waiter: *Standing next to table* I'll be back with the menus.
Coffee Creme: Merci.
Waiter: *Walks away*
Coffee Creme & Gordon: *Sits down*
Outside of the restaurant, Hawkeye, Metal Gloss, Wilson, Stylo, and Percy were waiting.
Hawkeye: We'll show those two not to mess with me.
Wilson: Right. Uhm, what did you have planned again?
Hawkeye: Don't ask me, it was your plan.
Wilson: Oh yeah. I forgot. Let's see, uh *Thinking* Oh, I remember. We were going to ruin Coffee Creme's date with Gordon.
Stylo: You got it.
Metal Gloss: But, how do we do it?
Hawkeye: Leave it to me. Let's go in. *walks in restaurant*
Waiter: Do you five have a reservation?
Hawkeye: We need a reservation? What the fuck?
Waiter: Get out of here.
Hawkeye: *Knocks out waiter*
Wilson: What was that for?
Hawkeye: You should never need a reservation just to eat food. Otherwise, the restaurant responsible for that stupid idea will go out of business. No wonder barely any ponies go to restaurants like this.
Percy: *Puts on waiter's uniform*
Stylo: You didn't have to do that, but you look good.
Hawkeye: Alright. Now for the real waiter *Drags waiter out of restaurant* That oughta teach you a lesson.
Back to Coffee Creme, who is waiting patiently for her menu. Gordon on the other hand, was impatient.
Gordon: Where's our goddamn menu?
Coffee Creme: They'll be here soon, relax.
Gordon: I don't want to relax. I want my menu!
Percy: *Still in waiter's uniform* Sir, keep that up, and we'll kick you out of here.
Gordon: You can't make me leave. I am on a date with my special somepony.
Percy: It doesn't matter. Leave.
Coffee Creme: Wait a minute. Percy?
Percy: Percy who?
Hawkeye: Now *Kissing Metal Gloss*
Coffee Creme: *Sees Hawkeye kissing Metal Gloss* HAWKEYE!!
Customers: *Staring at Coffee Creme*
Gordon: Wow. Normally, I'm the one shouting at others.
Hawkeye: May I help you?
Coffee Creme: I told you not to see Metal Gloss.
Hawkeye: Why can't I see her?
Coffee Creme: Because I've seen ponies do this before. First they kiss, and then they-
Hawkeye: We're just dating. Nothing serious is going to happen between us.
Gordon: Oh yeah? Well me, and Coffee Creme are going to-
Coffee Creme: Let me deal with this.
Hawkeye: I think you already did. The wrong way. You've got your special somepony, and I've got mine.
Metal Gloss: You've been freaking out, all for nothing.
Hawkeye: And nothing for all. Let's go Metal Gloss *Leaves restaurant*
Metal Gloss: *Following Hawkeye*
Gordon: Well, that went bad. How about we go to my house, and-
Coffee Creme: No.
Gordon: No? But you didn't even hear what I had to say.
Coffee Creme: I don't want to hear it.
Gordon: Sex.
Coffee Creme: AHH! *Flips table*
The End
On the next episode of Ponies On The Rails
Orion loses his cool.
SeanTheHedgehog, Copyright 2014
Robotnik: Pingas!
#1: LILY'S OPPOSITE SIDE:
This was one of the most popular stories from Alpha and Omega from back in the day I wrote for it.. 2011 & 2012.. So much incest, rape, swearing, and it has a long paragraph explaining Lily's tits.. That's just weird
#2: JASPER PARK/MATING SEASON:
Another Alpha and Omega.. All about incest, and nothing else
#3: FILLY FOOLING:
A MLP sex story.. Somehow I seem to keep finding nothing but a sex stories
#4: TWIST OF FATE:
Alpha and Omega.. Garth just kills everyone for no reason,and than Kate joins him because.. Just because.
#5: SWEET APPLE MASSACRE:
MLP.. Big Mac rapes the CMC's.. And than rapes AJ.. And... That's it.
This was one of the most popular stories from Alpha and Omega from back in the day I wrote for it.. 2011 & 2012.. So much incest, rape, swearing, and it has a long paragraph explaining Lily's tits.. That's just weird
#2: JASPER PARK/MATING SEASON:
Another Alpha and Omega.. All about incest, and nothing else
#3: FILLY FOOLING:
A MLP sex story.. Somehow I seem to keep finding nothing but a sex stories
#4: TWIST OF FATE:
Alpha and Omega.. Garth just kills everyone for no reason,and than Kate joins him because.. Just because.
#5: SWEET APPLE MASSACRE:
MLP.. Big Mac rapes the CMC's.. And than rapes AJ.. And... That's it.
This episode has always been one of my personal favourite.. It's all one long battle sequence when as Hellsing Manner is attacked by Jan and Luke Valentine.
Jan, I still like him. But ones opinion of him can be very mixed.. He is a sense of comic relief.. But he is also a sense of disturbance.. Because he gives no fuck if he lives or dies, long as he gets too "kill and drink blood".
But this brings a difference between the two brothers.. Jan seems perfectly aware that this is s sucide mission, and is fine with this when.. But Luke dose NOT seem too realize this.. Especially because...
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Jan, I still like him. But ones opinion of him can be very mixed.. He is a sense of comic relief.. But he is also a sense of disturbance.. Because he gives no fuck if he lives or dies, long as he gets too "kill and drink blood".
Jan
But this brings a difference between the two brothers.. Jan seems perfectly aware that this is s sucide mission, and is fine with this when.. But Luke dose NOT seem too realize this.. Especially because...
