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Last chapter for the night.. It does contain one of my biggest "don't fuck with Johnny K!" moments...

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Johnny follows the compass, and before long it points to a waterfall, once at the location, he sees Buck again.

"Y -You put a tracker on me didn't you~!?" Johnny cried, offically creeped out.

"Hey, your my favorite pupil" Buck said, getting closer, Johnny holds him back.

"Hey, keep away from me!" Johnny said, showing that this point Johnny is actually kinda frightened of Buck's ability of always appearing. It's almost supernatural.

"What, you call the shots now Klebitz?" Buck said, and with that he took out a walkie talkie.

"Hey Victor, appearently I'm no longer calling the shots. Destory everything, and.. Cut Dash for me while your at i-"

"No! NO!" Johnny cried.

"Put a hold on that.. (looks at Johnny, smirking) You say something?"

"... Your calling the shots." Johnny said, holding in his anger.

Buck chuckled.

"Victor, good news, I'm back in charge.. (quitely) Yeah, don't kill Dash. I need her alive"

"So.. You found it?" Buck asked, putting the walkie talkie away.

"No, but I'm almost there" Johnny said.

"Almost there sir" Buck said.

"What, seriously?" Johnny groaned.

Buck grabbed the walkie talkie again.

"Fine, fine, almost there, sir" Johnny said, holding in anger.

"Beautiful, I'll be waiting" Buck said, and left.

Johnny gulped as he looked down the waterfall, realizing he had to jump it to find that damn knife.

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SEVERAL HOURS LATER:

Johnny, after finally finding the knife known as THE SILVER DRAGON. And merely surviving Indiana Jones like booby traps, finds nothing but Buck's radio.

"Your not here!" Johnny said angrily.

"Not this time mate.. You have it?" Buck's voice asked.

"Yeah, yeah, I have that stupid fuckin knife you wanted!" Johnny angrily replied.

"Prefect.. Bring it to my place" Buck replied.

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Johnny finally reached Buck's house, and found Buck sitting at his table, for some reason not wearing any pants, just his shirt and underwear. But Johnny decided not to ask any questions. Cause he didn't WANT any answers to it.

"Haha, you have it.. Gve it here" Buck says, motioning for Johnny to hand over the fancy knife.

"... Dash first" Johnny said sternly, holding the knife out of Buck's reach.

"Very well." Buck said, tossing him a small key. "She's downstairs".

Johnny dropped the knife on the table, grabbed the key, and started heading downstairs, as Buck examined the knife.

Buck: You gotta hand it to the Chinese, when they disembowelled you, they did it in bloody style!.. I mean look at this thing!

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Johnny heads down to the basement, finding a barely clothed Dashlene Lucia, her hair all messy, and she's shaking back and forth as she's sitting on Buck's shitty mattress. She's a usually a tough costumer, so this is rare.

"DASH!" Johnny cried, running over to the clearly traumatized girl. He tried putting a hand on her shoulder, but Dash flinches away from him, thinking it was Bambi "Buck" Hughes.

"No! Please! No more.. I beg you!" Dash tearfully cried, obviously afraid of Buck. But then she looked and saw it was Johnny Klebitz, and gently grabbed him.

"Johnny, you gotta get me out of here.. I'm begging you.. Please get me out of here!" Dash begged.

"I'm getting you out, okay?" Johnny calmly told her. And putting his Lost MC sweater around her, leaving him with his white tank top from underneath.

"Yeah? You promise? You have to promise!" Dash said, her voice clearly shaken up.

"Yeah.. About that" came a sudden voice.

Johnny looked over, and suddenly saw Buck. As he smiled evilly at them, not even wearing pants now.

This was actually pretty unnerving. Not the no pants part, well it still kinda is, but more because, Johnny has only been down here for less than a minute. How did hell did Buck come all the way downstairs, without making a sound, in such a sort amount of time. Maybe Buck IS somewhat supernatural. And that's how he kept finding Johnny.

But Johnny wasn't thinking about that. Johnny finally had enough of this asshole, and his sight started turning red, like Trevor Phillips on rampage mode.

"You said she can leave, you fuck" Johnny said, so angry that he was almost sounding calm, and speaking with closed teeth.

"No, no.. What I said.. Dash, may leave with you.. But your not going anywhere, are you" Buck replied.

"What are you talking abo-

"You see Johnny.. I AM grateful.. And I was hoping to show my graditude.. You know properly" Buck said. Finally revealing his true nature, by hinting he wants them BOTH to be his slaves, leaving Buck's sexuality kinda questionable.

Johnny grabbed a nearby knife, pointing it at Buck.

"We're walking! Though that door!" Johnny said under his teeth. His breath becoming louder and angrier each second, till he was almost growling.

"You are when I say you are.. I'll take you bloody if you like.. I like my meat rare" Buck said, before giving one of those evil laugh moments. Though more of a chuckle.

Johnny was now even 'more' angry, and charged at Buck with the knife, shouting. "DIEE! YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH!"

Buck, with his military expirence easily overpowered Johnny, knocking him down the first few times, even laughing as he said, "This is some fucked up fourplay, eh?"

Johnny grabs at the dragoon knife, slowly pointing it at Buck, as the way Buck's eyes kept repeatedly looking at the knife and than at Johnny, he actually showed some level of actual worry.

Unfortantely for Buck, his worry was correct. Johnny headbutts Buck, and uses this distaction to force the knife into Buck's throat, the blade sticking out from the back end. As Buck struggles to breath. Johnny uses the knife he found, stabbing it though the side of Buck's brain.

After a second of pause, Johnny rips the knife silver dragoon knife out of Buck's throat, even decapitating him in the process. And Johnny gives a spartan kick at Buck's headless body, and it goes flying in the air, and lands a few feet away from Johnny.

"Asshole." Johnny said to the dead Buck, while catching his breath.

"J -Jesus Johnny" Dash said, clearly frightened by what happened.

"Yeah, sorry you had to see that.. But I'll take you to Packie and the others" Johnny said. Keeping the Silver Dragoon for himself. As Dennis has said he also has been searching for that mythogical blade. And Johnny decides to later give it to him.

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LATER THAT EVENING:

The two arrive at the Doctor's place. Dash appearently found new clothes. How so, is currently unknown, but was most likely stolen from Buck's closet, as they seemed a little big for her. And not excatly set for a woman's figure. But Dash is tomboy enough that it works 'enough'.

Johnny had his Lost MC jacket back on.

"Listen.. Please don't tell Carly or Packie about this.. I'll rather just forget it happened" Dash tells Johnny, calmly.

"I won't.. But your move past this.. You've done it before" Johnny insisted.

"Yeah.. Maybe" Dash said, as Johnny hugged her, seeing she needed one.

"Did you really do all that, just for me?" Dash asked.

"Yeah.. Guess I did.. Your kinda like family though" Johnny insisted.

Dash smiled.

"Thank you" she said, kissing his cheek, but not in a romantic way.

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(For the record, I know the fact I changed the genders of the "sex slave" to a girl, can make it come across as a double standard.. But no, I'm all against that double standard thing, I find it deeply offensive.. So, no, it's just how it ended up).
Saten: (opens the front door) ... Trixie?

Trixie: Hello

Saten: (hugs her tightly) Oh thank god! You have NO idea how much I need you wait now.

Trixie: (moans softly) Well, I could use some comfort myself.. I lost my job.

Saten: Shit? Really?.. That was always your thing.

Trixie: Yes, but there is a bright side.. You clearly need me wait now.

Saten: Ohh, you have NO idea.. Derpy dead, Glaze in jail.. I'm so depr-

Trixie: (suddenly kisses him on the lips).

Saten: (serprised, but kisses her back.. Well. Tries too, but AlexMane walks in, ruining the moment).

AlexMane: I'm leaving now.

Saten: Uhh.. Great.....
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Saten: Jail? Your in jail!?"

Glaze: (from speaker phone) Yeah.. Someone told the cops about my drug deals.

AlexMane: Ohh, that was you?

"Saten: ... I'll call you back" (hangs up, glaring at AlexMane).

AlexMane: Look.. I know this seems bad, but I needed the money.. And the cops aren't here aren't exactly the most honest, unlike Ditto and the ones in Canterlot, but at least they pay upfront down here.

Saten: So you rat out my best friend!?

AlexMane: Well.. Yeah.. Guess I did.

Saten: But.. With Derpy dead, Trixie away, and no connection to ponyville.. Glaze was all I had.

AlexMane: Yeah.. Sorry about...
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Play this song when reading it: link

Phone guy: So, just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uh, they're left in some kind of free roaming mode at night. Uh ... Something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long. Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the day too. But then there was The Bite of '87. Yeah. I-It's amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, you know?.. But anyway.. Freddy WILL kill you on sight.. But if you survive the night.. Let's have a beer to celebrate..*hangs up*

Player: WHAT A FUCKING ASSHOLE!!.. Can't...
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#1: I DON'T CARE ABOUT THOSE CHARACTERS:
It's like MLP.. You can give this show an honest try, and STILL not like it.
And I already know Light goes nuts, and he seemed like the only decent person of the show.
Everyone else is annoying.
Even L (sorry Aqua)..

#2: ONE ANIME IS ENOUGH:
I really need to FOCUS on that show Monster.
Death Note was always just a side review, wasn't my main focus.
Everyone is always telling me
"Watch Monster", "Watch monster".
And it's not too bad so far.
Getting kinda boring, but I won't give up on it.
It's sort of my "job"..

#3: THE WHOLE THING FEELS TOO SILLY:
Something about it all, just bugs me..
#1: NIGHTMARE ON ELMS STREET REMAKE:
As far as "unneeded remakes" go.
This is actually pretty enjoyable.

Earl Haley tried SO hard to be the next Robert England.
And, you know what.
Earl dose a GREAT job.

Dospite what everyone says. Earl Hickey really understand the "heart" of Freddy Krueger (before he became a wise cracking, spoof of himself).

Freddy was originally a very "mysterious" character.
And Earl brought this back.

Originally. You never understand "why" this guy is appearing in your dreams.
* Why he's chasing you.
* Or even who he is.
That's the fear.

That, and the fact Freddy is sadistic....
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#1: RANDY:
This dude is IMPOSSIBLE

#2: The magicians:
Impossible!


#3: ANTOINE:
I just gave up eventually.
Espically after having wasted an entire MG gun on him.
And FUCK that healing!


#4: TED AND SNOWFLAKE:
I HATE that friggin tiger!


#5: LEON:
Well, I don't mind fighting him actually, but it takes forever with him rarely sitting still, and I didn't have the time, Katie needed her medicine


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#1:
To all my Alpha and Omega fans, it's a rarely known fact, but the very first fan fiction I EVER posted (Fatherless) was posted BEFORE I have seen the actual film. I already knew all the characters from online sites, and from "other" fan fictions I read before writing my own.
I only watched the movie to SAY that I watched the movie.. Ironically.. The movie was TERRIBLE.
But yet, it caused me to be where I am now..


#2:
I NEVER played Farcry 3.
That entire crossover was supported by youtube videos and character biography's..


#3:
I mention this a lot.
But the original reason I started watching MLP...
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#1: JASON VOORHEES:
You don't even have to know the movies to know who Jason is. And he gave us a new look at old hockey masks..


#2: FREDDY KRUEGER:
He's scary, he's funny, he's friggin Freddy Krueger!
Like Jason, he became one of the biggest names in slash movie.
And the greatest evil laugh. Next to, well, many others, but still..


#3: MICHAEL MYERS:
Once more, He is the biggest names in slash movie..


#4: CHUCKY:
I myself make fun of him. He is a bit of an idiot, he keeps monologing, and had so many chances to do that spell on Andy, but didn't.
But still. We all know who he is. And we all love that...
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GOOD:

#1: BATTLES:
You like gun battles, you will get LOTS of them.
Certainly can keep you interested..

#2: IT'S MORE SCARY THAN DRAMATIC:
Certainly makes it more interesting than most other drama's. Less of the talking, more of the killing..


#3: THE THEME SONG:
It's awesome!

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BAD:

#1: EVERYONE DIES:
It's like that show monster. You better get use to Rick, cause you really DON'T want to try having any other favorite character. They're just gonna die MOMENTS after we meet them..


#2: IT GETS EXTREMELY COMPLICATED:
It's one of those shows you can't miss ONE episode, or your miss very important details..


#3: SOMETIMES IT'S JUST PLANE DEPRESSING:
They seem to be hinting at the fact the zombies may NEVER die out. Humanity is gone. Joy is gone. EVERYTHING is gone..
#1: JOHN MARSTON:
John's death at the hands of Ross is a poetic end to his life. His journey has been about what he would do for his family: He certainly kills for them, he helps swindle people in order to get at Bill Williamson, he works for both sides of the Mexican Civil War, he tortures a man with an prolonged beating to get information about Javier Escuela, he confronts the man who raised him, and in the end he sacrifices himself to save his family so they could lead a better life - the reason he sought redemption in the first place.
But when his son Jack Marston (unaware John's death was...
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SCARY PONIES:
* The menacing laughter from Avenged Sevenfold..
* The scene from WILL FARRELL..


CUPCAKES 3:
* The menacing laughter..


CUPCAKES 2:
* The intro guitar..


CUPCAKES 1:
* The dramatic scream moments..


RAINBOW DASH AS JIMMY TATRO:
* Just about all of it..

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The film pretrays the British military as similar to Nazi's.
Killing prisoners of war and wounded soldiers, and burning a church filled with innocent townsfolk.

Stephen Hunter, a historian of the era, said: "Any image of the American Revolution which represents you Brits as Nazis and us as gentle folk is almost certainly wrong. It was a very bitter war, a total war, and that is something that I am afraid has been lost to history....[T]he presence of the Loyalists (colonists who did not want to join the fight for independence from Britain) meant that the War of Independence was a conflict of complex loyalties."[37] The historian Richard F. Snow, editor of American Heritage magazine, said of the church-burning scene: "Of course it never happened—if it had do you think Americans would have forgotten it? It could have kept us out of World War I."
#1: Mark Wahlberg:
I am still yet to see ANY movie where I don't enjoy this guy's perfamance, he is good at EVERYTHING..
(except the shitty movie cover of Max Payne)..

#2: Seth Marfarlene:
He has done it all.
Movies, voice acting, singing, just about anything.
And he's good for all of it..

#3: LIAM NEESON:
Same as I said for Mark.
I'm still yet to find a bad performance by him..

#4: Ice Cube:
He raps, he acts, he's good at BOTH.

#5: Jim Carrey:
He is actually GOOD as a serious actor.
I respect that..

#6: Will Farrell:
Everyone hates him.
I don't get that..

#7: Brucie Willis:
He is said to be a bit of a dick in real life.
But so is Farrell.
I just like them anyway..

#8: EMINEM:
(same as Ice cube).

#9: SAMERAL JACKSON:
posted by Canada24
ALMOST A MONTH LATER:

Inside a prison.

"You ok, kid?"

"Yeah, I'm ok. I'm sorry about your brother" Niko said, ironically sense he secretly killed him.

"[if Derrick is dead] Ah... me and Derrick had quite a few problems, but he was my brother... and it hurts. Poor fucking bastard. He believed in something once, which is better than me... I guess. Ah fuck, I'll miss him. [if Francis is dead] Gerry Ah... me and Francis were never exactly close, but he was my brother... and it hurts. Poor bastard. He believed in something once. That's a hell of a lot better than me, I guess. Fuck, I'll miss him" Gerry...
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#5: JIMMY PALOLINO (or whatever it is):
I know. I know.
He's a dick, who killed Kate.
But in his defence.
Least he had a REASON to be angry.
With the death of Dimitri, he had nothing left, Niko more or less betrayed him.
And besides, he has a cool voice actor..


#2; LAZLO JONES:
A foul mouthed, perverted, arrogant, dick.
But that's "average" for GTA.
And I don't know.
He's kinda funny..


#3: PLAYBOY X:
I still prefer Dwayne over Playboy.
But I wish NEITHER had to die.
I hate betraying ANYONE..


#4: U.L. PAPER CONTACT:
(AKA, Michael's boss).
Shortly after finishing the battle and getting back Maureen's stolen items. Niko, knowing their both lonely, and need to move on from Kate. Ended up asking Dash out.

"Oh.. Jee Niko.. I. I don't know... I mean.. I'm a mess!.. I'm a homeless, ill tempered, mess" Dash said, sadly.

"Oh come on.. Your a beautiful girl, who needs someone to care for you" Niko insisted.

"Well... I guess that's true.. But I try not to get close to people.. Just gets them hurt or killed" Dash said sadly.

"I'm the same.. But Roman says I shouldn't let Kate's accident stop me from getting close to people.. And I've decided.....
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#5: PRINCESS LUNA:
Princess Luna has a problems that a lot of us have. Family problems for the most part. She's always in the shadow of her sister. She's not appreciated for what she does. She's an lone wolf, alone for the most part. Lot of ponies judge her from her past and not what she is now. Unable to except her new self..

#4: TWILIGHT SPARKLE:
I never noticed at the time.
But she reminded me a bit of myself.
Never really having the time for friends.
Till I met them..

#3: ZUKO: THE LAST AIRBUNDER:
Zuko feels like an real person who goes through a lot in the world. His father abandoning him from...
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posted by Canada24
Why dose everybody hate Roman Bellic.

Sure he probably isn't the best ROLE MODEL.

He drinks, swears, gambles, lies to his cousin about his "american lifestyle", and is sometimes a dick.

But for the most part.
Roman is so sweet.

He calls you a bit too much.
I get that.

But think about it.

He hasn't seen his own cousin in years.
I for one enjoy hanging with..

But I would let Roman haters go.

But there's a certain running joke that annoys me.

the joke of
"Cousin. Let's go bowling".

It's not even true.

Roman dose call me a lot.
But it's NEVER for bowling.

I only went bowling with him once so far.
And it was me who asked 'him' to go.

Every other time I am obsessed with asking people to go eat somewhere..
#1: Led Zepplin - Immigrant song:
Most people don't even have to LIKE Led Zeppelin to recognize the famish scream moment.
It's in so much movies and other things, that you don't have know who the band even IS..

#2: Lep Zepplin - Kashmir:
Well, actually it's more of the intro than the chorus.
Again.
You don't even to like or even KNOW Zeppelin to recognize the main guitar.
it's known as the James Bond theme song..

#3: Nivarna - Teen spirit:
We all know the chorus, don't we :).
I myself don't even know any Nivana song BUT this one.
So that kinda speaks for itself, don't it..

#4: Europe - final countdown:...
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posted by Canada24
#5: Princess Celestia:
Dispite what everyone says, she is actually a lovely character, and dose indeed care about her subjects..

#4: Trixie Lulamoon:
I'm probably still alone on this one..

#3: Twilight Sparkle:
It's obvious it's all about her being a princess.
But why should of it mattered in the first place.
Most people don't realize that it only makes her more relatable and sympathic.
Plus she's every bit as adorable as Pinkie Pie..

#2: Xervier (Saw 2);
They should of kept him as secret accomplish.
He is a very creepy person, and not to be messed with, he's friggin huge!
Too bad he dies at the end of the second.
Though a saw to throat is probably still one of the EASIER deaths..

#1; Merle Dixon:
He was never a bad person.
He felt betrayed, and actually had a lot of right to be as angry as he was.
And the way he cut off his hand, actually shows he is TRUE survival.
Plus he died in honer..