Canada24's club.. Article: Bread Boys quotes

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posted by Canada24

1: (Pilot)
FAther: Son have you been reading Heresy?! (pumps shotgun) Unacceptable!
Son: (High Pitched Scream)

2:
Father: What did you do?!
Son: I made us eggs.
Father: ... WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!?!
Son: Wha-
Father: WE ONLY EAT BREAD FOR FUCK SAKES!!

3:
Father: Son I'm getting milk
Son: Will you be back?!
Father: (opens front door) ... No
(Later that Evening, Father is still gone):
Son: I can't believe he's actually gone! (phone rings) Father?!
Voice: No this is your old coach
Son: Oh.. Uh hello
Voice: So, your back on the NBA
Son: Really? How-
Father: (literary teleports out of nowhere) YOUR BACK IN THE NBA?!?!

4:
Father: (in car) How do you drive this thing?!
Son: What?
Father: WHERE ARE THE HORSES?!
Son: You use an engine
Father: SENSE WHEN THEY HAVE ENGINES?!?!
Son: The past hundred years
Father: Oh, alright..
(Skip to them coming back from McDonalds)
Son: You totalled my goddamn car!
Father: We are walking back.
Son: YOU TOTALLED THE CAR!!
Father: We're walking back! (calmly) Can I have some McNuggets?
Son: Oh sure (slips and drops them) Oh shit!, I...
Father: (falls to knees) NOOO-
(ends video)

5:
Father: (pulling off belt, preparing to hit his son as punishment for something) My uh, my belt's pretty loose, give me a second son, my belts pretty loose, can you, can you take a look at it

6:
Father: Yes! My character is ready!
Son: He's purple
Father: (angrily) He's PERFECT not purple!!

7:
Father: Yes my new helmet is here! (puts it on) What you think?
Son: ....... IT'S LITERARY THE SAM-
(end video)

8:
Son: (playing Skyrim NPC) (pulls out knife) Threat detected! (goes to attack him)
Father: (realizing the threat, calmly punches his entire head off)

9:
Son: YOU LOST YELLING PRIVILEGES!! (snaps and they end up in AMSR)
Father: (whispering) What did you do?!

10:
Father: (throws in skeleton)
Son: What is that?!
Father: (calmly) He got in my way.

11:
Father: You know how time only goes backwards or forwards?! What if it went, diagonally?!

12:
Son: Hey Father, I got you some water (literary throws it at him)
Father: Why thank you!!

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Dreamtime_1982 4: Father: (in car) How do you drive this thing?! Son: What? Father: WHERE ARE THE HORSES?! Son: You use an engine Father: SENSE WHEN THEY HAVE ENGINES?!?! Son: The past hundred years Father: Oh, alright.. (Skip to them coming back from McDonalds) Son: You totalled my goddamn car! Father: We are walking back. Son: YOU TOTALLED THE CAR!! Father: We're walking back! (calmly) Can I have some McNuggets? Son: Oh sure (slips and drops them) Oh shit!, I... Father: (falls to knees) NOOO- (ends video) LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂

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The lyrics for.. POETS OF THE FALL - THE HAPPY SONG.. (it's very repeative, but in a good way).

posted by Canada24

(cause really I'm a psy-cho)

(laghter)
You know I am a psycho
I told you I'm a psycho, psycho, psycho, psycho, psycho, psycho

You know I'm a psycho
I told you I'm a psycho
Really... I'm a psycho
hawhawhawhaw!

(I told ya'... I told ya')

Really I'm a psycho
You know I am a psycho (why why why why)
I told you I'm a psycho
Really I'm a psycho

YOU KNEW THAT I'M A PSYCHO!
I TOLD YOU I'M A PSYCHO!
CAUSE REALLY I'M A PSYCHO!
I TOLD YOU I'M A PSYCHO! PSYCHO! PYSCHO!

YOU KNEW THAT I'M A PSYCHO!
I TOLD YOU I'M A PSYCHO!
CAUSE REALLY I'M A PSYCHO!
I TOLD YOU I'M A PSYCHO! PSYCHO! PYSCHO!
YEAAH!!

A violent schizophrenia, you...

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Top 4 youtube Anti Heroes

posted by Canada24

#1: AngryVideoGameNerd:
In his tests, the Nerd usually gets involved in other insane hijinks related to the game's subject matter, such as encountering characters like Jason Voorhees, Freddy Krueger and Bugs Bunny, which usually end violently, not only including but shockingly most of all with Bugs Bunny.
Although the "hero" of his show, the Nerd is unquestionably an anti-social, cruel and sometimes even psychotic individual - at least in the context of his own universe. This is especially prominent in his behavior towards enemies or people who displease him, as he is prone to humiliate them...

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(KORN LYRICS - Make Me Bad)

posted by Dreamtime

i love this song i got addicted to it after watching Connor video cupcakes 2

so i decide to write the lyrics here.
☆☆☆☆

I am watching the rise and fall of my salvation.
There's so much shit around me.
Such a lack of compassion.
I thought it would be fun and games (would be fun and games).
Instead it's all the same (it's all the same).
I want something to do.
Need to feel the sickness in you.

I feel the reason as it's leaving me, no, not again.
It's quite decieving as I'm feeling the flesh make me bad.

All I'll do is look for you.
I know your fix, you need it to
Just to get some sort of attention,...

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Top 5 scariest serial killers

posted by Canada24

There's most certainly way more but these are the only ones I can think of,.

#5: Ted Bundy:
I don't remember to much about this guy, but trust me. He's was horrible, I mean literary cheered when he was put to death..

#4: Ed Gein:
The REAL Texas chainsaw massacre (though it probably wasn't Texas)..

#3: Jeffery Dehmer:
Another cannibal, a gay cannibal.
He reminds of Pinkamena, he kills his victims, and eats them so he could keep them "inside him forever".
And that's not even the WORST of it..

#2: H.H.Homes:
I'm telling you, this guy was NUTS.
He killed hundreds of people, maybe even more.
And the worst...

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Top 6 only screamo song I like..

posted by Canada24

#6: LAMB OF GOD - OMERTÀ:
Obviously the intrumental version is the only way this song can be tolerated.
But there is one part of the lyrics I 'kinda' like..
If you lesson to the first versus, and then skip though the god awful chorus, and lesson to the second versus.
It's the only parts of the WHOLE song that's actually kinda catchy..

#5: BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE - WAKING THE DEMON:
It's not real screamo, the only screamo parts are the first and second versus. But still counts..

#4: AVENGED SEVENFOLD - GOD HATES US:

#3: DROWNING POOL - BODIES:
Drowning pool isn't REAL screamo. And that's why I like...

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Top ten horror movies that actually effect me

posted by Canada24

#5: SINISTER (2012):
There's a lot of spooky things about this film.
For one thing, th types the protagonist watches, each involves the grousome deaths of innocent family's, and too make things worse, the end reveals the were murdered by their on youngest child, who became possessed by Bagul.
Oh Bagul.. Let's talk about Bagul.
First off. Have you see his face!?
If not, look it up on google.
The thing about the real Bagul.
Is once you see his face in the 'movie', you never STOP seeing his face.
He's kinda like Slenderman, your "fucked" once you see his face.
Bagul himself, is the true definition of...

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Spoofs of Walking dead and Breaking Bad

posted by Canada24

WALKING DEAD:

Glenn: Remember, noise attracts them, s-
Daryl: (bangs his head and starts swearing at the top of his lungs, along with making every noise possible)

Rick: So.. Your telling me. I awoke from a coma, only to end up in the middle of zombie apolocpise!?
Morgan: That's about the size of it.
Rick: WELL FUCK MY LIFE!
Morgan: Hey! No swearing in front of my boy!
Rick: Fuck that! He's just gonna end up dead anyway. And you gone crazy.
Morgan: Still.. Don't fuckin swear!
Rick: Fiiiiiine.

Shane: (in Rick's coma) by the way. I'm gonna start a random relationship with your, not even hot, wife.. And...

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My thoughts on Hellsing, episode one..

posted by Canada24

So..
I finally found it in English.

It's not as good as I hoped.
But.
Nor was it as bad as I expected.

It's.. In between.

I haven't forgot it's Japennesse.
And. Not trying to be racist.
But Japen has all the weird shit.
Ever seen there commericals?
All you have to do is go onto Windwakers club.
He has these fucked up TV commericals.
And I wouldn't be serprised if most of them were Japennesse.

Anyway.

Didn't really have a favorite character.
Though kinda looking foward to Jan Valentine's episode.
Ever seen his clips.
He's actually pretty funny in the real one.
Too bad the actor, Josh Phillips, was convicted of...

Hedgehog In Ponyville One Last Time.. For Now

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!

I've made several enemies, been in many wars, and countless battles, but this will be intense. It all started on March 13, 2025 when King Sombra was figuring out a way to destroy Equestria. He had something very big planned after losing the crystal empire.

King Sombra: Finally, time to test the time machine. *travels back into time*

November 23, 2012

Nazi Leiutenant: They went into a place called Equestria.
Robotnik: Then lets go!
King Sombra: Wait!
Robotnik: What do you want?...

Top Ten most hated Video Game Characters:

posted by Canada24

#10: ROY EARLE:
Earle has little respect for others. This is evident from various racist and misogynistic remarks that he makes throughout the game. He is also a opportunist. He stole a roll of money worth $1,000 which was actually evidence, after claiming "the department owed him fifty," when the department only owed him $20.

Between his uncaring snarky behavior,, lack of punishment, and his betrayal of Cole.. Nobody can find anything good to say except "he's kinda funny"

#9: DIMITRI:
The main villain of GTA 4. And at the top of everybody's hate list..

#8: NAVI:
That annoying little fairy from...

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Top ten good AND bad new episodes of Family guy episodes

posted by Canada24

GOOD:

#1: LEGGO MY MEG-O:
A parody of Taken.
It's really funny..

#2: LOTTERY:
Oddly, the scene of Peter shooting out Joe's eye is the highlight of this episode..

#3: KILLER QUEEN:
Highlight of the episode is the OCP bank robbers that I used in my GTA spoof TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES, when Michael and Packie rob the jewelry store..

#4: FIGHTING IRISH:
Think of every time you wanted to punch Peter wait in the face.
Well in this one Peter thinks he can beat up Liam Neilson. But of coarse, Liam beats the living shit out of him..

#4: ROAD TO GERMANY:
I love that scene when the Nazi's discover Mort is Jew and...

Pink Floyd - Waiting for the warms lyrics.. (awesome song, despite the dark MEANING of it).

posted by Canada24

Ooh, you cannot reach me now!

Ooh, no matter how you try!

Goodbye, cruel world, it's over!

Walk on by~!

Sitting in a bunker.
Here behind my wall!
Waiting for the worms to come. (warms to come!)

In perfect isolation.
Here behind my wall!
Waiting for the worms to come. (warms to come!)

(MICROPHONE!)
We're waiting to succeed and going to convene
Outside Brixton Town hall where we're going to be
(Waiting!)
to cut out the deadwood!
(Waiting!)
to clean up the city!
(Waiting!)
To follow the worms!
(Waiting!)
To put on a black shirt
(Waiting!)
To weed out the weaklings
(Waiting!)
To smash in their windows and kick in...

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Top ten most badass bands. (that isn't Metallica, Korn)

posted by Canada24

#1: DISTURBED:
If Korn is too hardcore for you. But you like that kinda spooky music. Then pick these guys.
But I warn you. Once you start, you never stop xD

#2: AVENGED SEVENFOLD:
Next to Metallica, this is the band of my childhood (as is Disturbed). The first I heard of heavy metal, and they never get old..

#3: ACDC:
I recently heard a song ROCK OR BUST and it's my new favorite.
But either way, I love ALL their songs. Even the crappy ones..

#4: MUSE:
I recently heard a song Stolkholm Symdrome, and now I use it as my work out music.
I'm yet to ever find a BAD song by them..

#5: SCORPIONS:
There's...

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Death Note Part 2

posted by Canada24

Another interesting episode..

Why is that spirit ALWAYS smiling. Is he like the joker?
It's kinda funny.

I never really have much to say about this so.
Nothing to really make fun of.

Except that line
"I am juctice" That's not arrogant at all (I'm using sarcasm of coarse).

Till next episode I guess

Can't find Monster.. So just sticking to this one..

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Top 5 Greatest METALLICA songs.. (from top of my head, at least)

posted by Canada24

#1: WHOM THE BELL TOLLS:

Make his fight on the hill, in the early day!
Constant chill deep inside!
Shouting gun!
On they run, through the endless grey!
On they fight, for they're right, yes, but who's to say?
For a hill, men would kill, why? They do not know.
Stiffened wounds test their pride!
Men of five, still alive, through the raging glow!
Gone insane from the pain that they surely know!

For whom the bell tolls!
Time marches on! (on).
For whom the bell tolls!

Take a look to the sky, just before you die.
It's the last time he will!
Blackened roar, massive roar, fills the crumbling sky!
Shattered goal fills...

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Avenged SevenFold LYRICS:

posted by Canada24

ALMOST EASY:

OH!

I FEEL INSANE!
Every single time!
I'm asked to compromise!

CAUSE I'M AFRIED!
And stuck in my ways!
And that's the way it sta-a-ays!

So how long did I expect, love to outweigh ignorance!?
By that look on your face, I may have forced the scale to tip!

I'M NOT INSANE!
I'M NOT INSANE!
I'M NOT INSANE!
I'M NOOOOOOTT!!

Not Insane!

(Mother!)
Come back to me, it's almost easy!
(Said it all!)
Come back again, it's almost easy!

SHAME!
Pulses through my heart!
From the things I've done to you!

IT'S HARD TO FACE!
But the fact remains!
That this is nothing ne-e-ew!

I left you bound and tied, with suicidal memories!...

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I'm bored so here's lyrics to both of the Rob Zombie songs that tell of the SALEM WITCH HUNT

posted by Canada24

Rob Zombie

AMERICAN WITCH:

(This is a journey meant for your anxiety
This is a journey meant for your anxiety
This is a journey meant for your anxiety
This is a journey meant for your anxiety).

Body of a monkey, and the feet of a cock!
Dragged from her home, on the killing rock!
Black dog dying, on the weather vain!
The Devil's in a cat, and the baby's brain!

The end!
The end!
Of the American!
The end!
the end!
Of the American!
The end!
The end!
Of the American!
The end!
The end!
Of the American!

Witch!

(Noo! No! No! NOOOOO!)

Alone on the hill, and ready to die!
Cancer of darkness, blacken eye!
The mark of the wolf, and the...

Metallica /bloody icon ~

added by Dreamtime

niko and packie by b3av3r

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Master sword and Saten twist adventures: BEST OF's... Part 1 (sword and Saten themselves)

posted by Canada24

MASTER SWORD:

Sword: (writing fanfic of Derpy, but then Saten comes in and he switches it too porn, of all things)..

Saten: How do I know you won't shoot me in the eye
Sword: (literary aiming a sniper gun at Saten's eye) No, no, I won't shoot you in the eye..

Sword: Let's look at the bright sides... Saten not being drunk, bright sides.

Sword: GODDAMN IT, CHIMNEY, SHUT THAT FUCKING REPEATING BROKEN RECORD YOU CALL A MOUTH!

Sword: Whats with the knife!? Please tell me that's going to be used for non-stabbing me purposes!

Sword: Oh, and I should apologize,. I guess when I saw Derpy getting hurt I just...