<Piper> The only Halliwell that likes earthquakes.
<Prue> I don't like them, but I don't go running naked through the house screaming, "RUN FOR YOUR LIFE" either!!!!!
<Phoebe> Okay, that is such an exaggeration. I was wearing slippers!!
Season: 3 Episode: 22
(The Charmed Ones are talking about "what next?" after their secret has been revealed)
<Piper> We're gonna do talk shows and book signings and then be taken by the C.I.A. and be dissected.!!!
Season: 3 Episode: 14
<Victor> Leo, do you know what a Whitelighter is?
[...]
<Victor> They're sneaky little bastards.
<Leo> Really? 'Cause Piper says that they're really, really good guys. More of, like, guardian angels.
<Victor> That's the party line, Leo, but don't believe it. You can't trust 'em. They have this tendency to fall in love with their charges. Before you know it, they've stolen your wife.!!
Season: 4 Episode: 17
<Leo> Piper, this is completely illegal.
<Piper> Yeah? Well, so is marrying a dead guy, okay?
[She holds up his death certificate]
<Piper> Let's not get technical now!!!
Season: 7 Episode: 03
<Grams>[b] Victor, what are you doing here?
[b]<Victor> And a big hello to you too, Penny!!!!
Season: 8 Episode: 05
<A Guy> Tell me, was your dad a thief?
<Paige> No, why?
<A Guy> Cause he stole the stars and put them in your eyes!!!
Season: 8 Episode: 13
(Some demons kind of stole the Charmed Ones' powers, the demons now are about to kill the Charmed Ones...)
<Piper> Hey! hey, hang on a second, what are you doing?! What?! You're gonna kill me with my own power? What are you kidding me?! How insulting, let alone boring!
<Phoebe> Yeah, show some pride, you know what I mean? Be original!
<Paige> You guys must suffer from some really low self esteem, near as I can figure!
<Phoebe> Which is clearly why they had to steal our powers...!!!
<Piper> That must be really humiliating...
