Sarcasm:
The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it
Love me or hate me
Both are in my favour
If you love me I'll always be in your heart
If you hate my I'll always be in your mind
We'er all mature until someone pulls out bubble wrap
I didn't fall
The floor just needed a hug
You can't always control who comes into your life
But you can control which window you throw them out of
I didn't say it was your fault
I said I was gonna blame you
"swearing"
Because sometimes
"gosh darn"
And
"meanie head"
Just don't cover it
I'd slap you stupid
But there's to much stupid in the way
I have a sick and...
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