Everyone gasped. Except for Val. She ran towards the not-so-Count and hugged him tight.
"Hi, Daddy!" She yelled.
"Hello, sweetheart!" The Count said. Kiki watched carefully. Val's single fang disappeared.
"Um, hi." Wally said. Everyone was shivering in fear. Wally was the only one who had the nerve to talk.
"W- w- what's going on?" Maddy asked. She was now scared because everyone else was.
"The Count isn't The Count anymore." Megan told her sister.
"I'm not The Count!" The-Not-Count said. "I'm Bogdan!"
"Bogdan?" Kacey whispered.
"Yes! Bogdan!" Bogdan said.
"You idiots!" Hoagie yelled. "That was our last serum! I have no idea how to change him back!"
"It was a bad idea in the first place." The Toilenator said.
"This doesn't involve you!" Abby yelled. Everyone began arguing with each other.
"Everything ALWAYS has to be about you, doesn't it?" Minerva yelled at Hoagie.
"Me? I'm the one who's trying to fix a spank-happy-vampire!" Hoagie screamed.
"SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!" Kacey yelled. Everyone went quiet. "Now, Hoagie's gonna find out a new serum, while the rest of us get The Count into spanking kids again." Everyone groaned. Val grabbed her Dad's hand and pulled him along.
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"Where's a good place that lots of bad kids go to on Saturday?" Wally asked.
"The mall, maybe." Christian suggested.
"Or the park." David said.
"Detention!" Minerva said. Everyone gave her a weird look. "Well? Just cuz I'm in 3rd grade it doesn't mean I'm not useful. I've been in detention a ton of times on Saturday."
"Me too." Kacey said.
"Me three." Added Wally.
"Then it's agreed." Kiki said.
"Yup! Me, Minerva, Kuki, and Wally will gather up the kids from detention. Abby, Megan, and Maddy got the mall. And David, Christian, Kiki, and Val have the park." Kacey said. Everyone put their hands in the middle of the circle they were sitting in.
"YA-HA-HA!"
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"Buy me a Run-With-Me Rainbow Monkey!" Val cried. David and Christian were having a hard time with her. Kiki was managing. Every 5 seconds she would complain about SOMETHING. And now, she wanted a Rainbow Monkey.
"For the last time, Val, I'm not buying you a Rainbow Monkey or a balloon or anything!" Christian yelled. David gave him a look.
"Buy her a balloon. She'll shut up." David said.
"YOU buy her a balloon. I'm done!" Christian said. So, David went over to the Clown guy who was selling balloons and Rainbow Monkeys. He bought Val a pink balloon with a bat on it. Val was happy and stayed quiet the rest of the time. And by the rest of the time I mean until the balloon popped.
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"I LOVE THE MALL!" Maddy yelled. Abby, Megan, and Maddy had been searching the mall for little kids who were robbing stores. (Yes, little kids rip the tags off of toys and stuff the toy in their pocket)
"Maddy, we're not here for you. We're here to find kids for The Count to spank." Megan said.
"FINE!" Maddy yelled. "But I at least wanna play in the play area. There are bad kids there too."
"That's OK, you guys can check the play area, I'll get the stores." Abby said. Abby walked off and Maddy ran in the other direction. Megan followed.
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"Look how many kids got detention today." Wally said. He was looking at the cars in the parking lot. "And I'm not one of them!" Minerva gave Wally a wet-willy.
"Shut up." Minerva snarled.
"C'mon, guys. We're doing this for The Count." Kacey said. Everyone got a weird look on their face. "Actually, we're doing this for Val." Minerva smiled. Wally growled.
"GUYS!" Kuki called from down the hall. "I found the detention room!" Everyone followed the sound of her voice. Kacey looked into the door's window. 20 or so kids were sitting at desks. 5 were reading, 10 were playing video games, 3 were playing with yo-yo's and 2 were sleeping.
"OK, Kacey. Put on your best Mrs. Paul voice!" Wally said. Kacey look a deep breath.
"OH NO! There's potato chips on the floor near the cafeteria!" Kacey said. The teacher (fat, of course) shot outta the room. Kacey told the kids to follow her. She was gonna set them to 'freedom'. Or so they thought.
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"Wow, young man." Bogdan said. "I'm very pleased with your work." Hoagie pretended to smile. He didn't like being stuck at the tree house with 'Bogdan'.
"Thanks, but I need quiet to work on this serum." Hoagie said. Bogdan shut up. He sat on the couch and read a book. Hoagie snuck a peek at the title. Then, it hit him. He had to call the guys. He struggled with his KN-Code Collector. Why? Cuz the title of the book was 'Dracula'.
"Hi, Daddy!" She yelled.
"Hello, sweetheart!" The Count said. Kiki watched carefully. Val's single fang disappeared.
"Um, hi." Wally said. Everyone was shivering in fear. Wally was the only one who had the nerve to talk.
"W- w- what's going on?" Maddy asked. She was now scared because everyone else was.
"The Count isn't The Count anymore." Megan told her sister.
"I'm not The Count!" The-Not-Count said. "I'm Bogdan!"
"Bogdan?" Kacey whispered.
"Yes! Bogdan!" Bogdan said.
"You idiots!" Hoagie yelled. "That was our last serum! I have no idea how to change him back!"
"It was a bad idea in the first place." The Toilenator said.
"This doesn't involve you!" Abby yelled. Everyone began arguing with each other.
"Everything ALWAYS has to be about you, doesn't it?" Minerva yelled at Hoagie.
"Me? I'm the one who's trying to fix a spank-happy-vampire!" Hoagie screamed.
"SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!" Kacey yelled. Everyone went quiet. "Now, Hoagie's gonna find out a new serum, while the rest of us get The Count into spanking kids again." Everyone groaned. Val grabbed her Dad's hand and pulled him along.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Where's a good place that lots of bad kids go to on Saturday?" Wally asked.
"The mall, maybe." Christian suggested.
"Or the park." David said.
"Detention!" Minerva said. Everyone gave her a weird look. "Well? Just cuz I'm in 3rd grade it doesn't mean I'm not useful. I've been in detention a ton of times on Saturday."
"Me too." Kacey said.
"Me three." Added Wally.
"Then it's agreed." Kiki said.
"Yup! Me, Minerva, Kuki, and Wally will gather up the kids from detention. Abby, Megan, and Maddy got the mall. And David, Christian, Kiki, and Val have the park." Kacey said. Everyone put their hands in the middle of the circle they were sitting in.
"YA-HA-HA!"
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"Buy me a Run-With-Me Rainbow Monkey!" Val cried. David and Christian were having a hard time with her. Kiki was managing. Every 5 seconds she would complain about SOMETHING. And now, she wanted a Rainbow Monkey.
"For the last time, Val, I'm not buying you a Rainbow Monkey or a balloon or anything!" Christian yelled. David gave him a look.
"Buy her a balloon. She'll shut up." David said.
"YOU buy her a balloon. I'm done!" Christian said. So, David went over to the Clown guy who was selling balloons and Rainbow Monkeys. He bought Val a pink balloon with a bat on it. Val was happy and stayed quiet the rest of the time. And by the rest of the time I mean until the balloon popped.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"I LOVE THE MALL!" Maddy yelled. Abby, Megan, and Maddy had been searching the mall for little kids who were robbing stores. (Yes, little kids rip the tags off of toys and stuff the toy in their pocket)
"Maddy, we're not here for you. We're here to find kids for The Count to spank." Megan said.
"FINE!" Maddy yelled. "But I at least wanna play in the play area. There are bad kids there too."
"That's OK, you guys can check the play area, I'll get the stores." Abby said. Abby walked off and Maddy ran in the other direction. Megan followed.
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"Look how many kids got detention today." Wally said. He was looking at the cars in the parking lot. "And I'm not one of them!" Minerva gave Wally a wet-willy.
"Shut up." Minerva snarled.
"C'mon, guys. We're doing this for The Count." Kacey said. Everyone got a weird look on their face. "Actually, we're doing this for Val." Minerva smiled. Wally growled.
"GUYS!" Kuki called from down the hall. "I found the detention room!" Everyone followed the sound of her voice. Kacey looked into the door's window. 20 or so kids were sitting at desks. 5 were reading, 10 were playing video games, 3 were playing with yo-yo's and 2 were sleeping.
"OK, Kacey. Put on your best Mrs. Paul voice!" Wally said. Kacey look a deep breath.
"OH NO! There's potato chips on the floor near the cafeteria!" Kacey said. The teacher (fat, of course) shot outta the room. Kacey told the kids to follow her. She was gonna set them to 'freedom'. Or so they thought.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Wow, young man." Bogdan said. "I'm very pleased with your work." Hoagie pretended to smile. He didn't like being stuck at the tree house with 'Bogdan'.
"Thanks, but I need quiet to work on this serum." Hoagie said. Bogdan shut up. He sat on the couch and read a book. Hoagie snuck a peek at the title. Then, it hit him. He had to call the guys. He struggled with his KN-Code Collector. Why? Cuz the title of the book was 'Dracula'.
