"Well, at least I got one." Thought Count Spankulot as he tied Kacey to a chair.
Kacey mumbled somthing behind her gag.
"What?" Count Spankulot asked, confused.
Kacey mumbled it again, with some vicous kicking of her legs.
"Oh for petes sake....." he exclaimed as he tore off the gag.
Kacey drew up a deep breath that burned her oxygen deprived lungs burn.
"You...you...won't..get...away..with..this" Kacey gasped out.
She had put up a heck of a fight. She had gotton a few good hits in, and a VERY good kick to the croch that had made him double over. But with her luck, she had tripped, and he had teleported. That had led to being tied up. I think we're up to speed now. Back to our story.
Kacey sighed. She knew what was going to happen next. He was going to exsplain hiswhole boring plan. Then she was going to say somthing like- "You won't get away with this!" Might as well get started.
"Now I have been thinking this over since Ms. Hatrick beat me.Every single bad thing thats happened in my life is the Kids Next Doors fault. Going to prison, spanking the wrong people by mistake, and 60% of the time Im in your dreaded Artic Prison. Now, I want my daughter and I to have a good life. And the only way to do that is to get rid of the KND.

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Meanwhile, Wally was going full on balistic. Now it was Kukis turn to keep Wally from passing out. Kiki was taking a different, calmer way too handle the sittuation of Kacey being missing. She had passed out straight away. Minerva was perfectly calm. It was a special talent you got from not caring too much. With a smack upside the head, she woke up Val.
"Who? What? When? Where? Why? How?" Val spluttered as she woke up.
Minerva rolled her eyes. "Come on, I need to show you somthing."
Rubbing her eyes, Val ambled over to some tracks. They were large, scary, and pointy.
"Daddy?" Val questioned, very confused.
"Yes, daddy." answered Minerva. "Now did he say where he was going?"
"No, but he left the house bent on world domination, though."
Minerva held her head in her hands, then went to go relay this to numbuh 5. They needed a plan. No, they needed a miracle.

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"You're not going to get away with this!" Kacey shouted. She shook her head. Totall cliche.
"Now Im gonna....." The Count started, raising his hand to start his stingy rath of torture.
There was a yell. A boom. A crack. And finally an exsplosian.
Then David and Christian came screaming and breaking through the walls in the M.I.S.S.I.O.N. M.A.C.H.I.N.E.

M.I.S.S.I.O.N. M.A.C.H.I.N.E.

*when a- M.ission
I.s
S.o
S.ecret
I.mbecel
O.peratives
N.eed

M.uch
A.mo,
C.ar
H.otwired
I.s
N.eeded
E.xstravigentley

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So, the operatives where officially un-lost, Kacey was freed, and Val had a serious talk with her dad.
This was a serious Dairy Queen needing exspiditions. All of them sat down at a rather large table.
Kki tiredley laid her head down on the table, one of her braids dipping down into her Brownie Earthquake Sundae.
"We need a vacation ASAP." Wally anounced after glancing at Kiki.
"Sounds...like...fun" Kuki mumbled, half asleep in her chair.
"WAIT!" Abby shouted, causing Kuki to wake up with a start.
"What?" Hoagie asked.
"When ever we do somthing fun, simple, and/or boringly uninteresting somthing evil, weird, or mysterious happens!" she answered.
"Name one!" Megan implored.
Maddy slapped a hand over Megans mouth. "Don't start."
Minerva shruged.
"Whats the worst that could happen?" She placed her hand in the middle of the table.
Val shrugged too. "Im in"
"Me too" Said David. He put his hand on top of Vals.
"Same here." joined in Christian, adding his hand.
"O.K. ! " Maddy said while slapping down her hand.
"Count me in too." Megan agreed, joining her sister.
"Yeah, I'll join." said numbuh two.
"Couldn't hurt. (too much) " shrugged numbuh 5, while her hands joined the others.
"Sure, why not?" Kacey added.
"Me next." Kiki chirped, her hand topping the very large hand pile.

It was settled. Time for a KND road trip.