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Chapter 5
"Hustle, hustle, hustle!" Wally yelled at the team. They were in pairs of two tossing a baseball to their partner.
"Dude, we've hustled for two hours already!" Christian sighed, passing the ball to David. "Can't we stop?"
"No! I'm destined to beat this poser!" Wally yelled. "Besides, we didn't work hard enough last time!"
Everyone stopped what they were doing. Both Raleigh and Kiki were hit with baseballs.
"What are you talking about, Sparkle Butt?" Abby asked.
"We sweat enough to fill a swimming pool!" David yelled.
"Just go back to 'hustling'! I wanna see you sweating enough to fill TWO cruddy swimming pools!" Wally ordered.
So that's what they did.
And they LOST their next game. At the house (this one got to be at Chase Field, so no hotel), Wally gave them a lecture about how they didn't work hard enough.
"Wally, we worked hard enough!" Kacey yelled. "The other team probably just worked HARDER than we did!"
"EXACTLY! We need to work so hard that NO ONE could ever be better!"
"What? We work hard enough! More than YOU!" Kiki screamed.
"ENOUGH!" Emma shrieked. "I looked at the tape from the Tornados' practice field, and they drank energy drinks. No wonder they beat us."
"Isn't that cheating?" Kiki asked.
"Nope. I checked the rule book."
"Dangit." She muttered.
"Well, if they wanna play hard ball, we can play hard ball." Wally said.
A their next game, the Hyenas tried their best, and pushed limits. And you'll never believe this.
They won. (OHMAHGAAAAAAAAAWD)
"YES!" Kacey and Raleigh fist pumped each other.
"IN YER FACE YOU BUTTUGLY SCHMUCK!" Kiki yelled at Sak.
"Oh, you kids wait..." Sak said. He went up to Megan. He picked up her hand, then wrote on it. Megan was confused, but let him go ahead.
After Sak left, Megan checked her hand. She facepalmed.
"What?" Kuki asked.
"His number." Megan showed her hand to everyone. In crappy handwriting, it said a collection of numbers.
Kacey squinted at it. "He never could write."
"Ugh, that guy is so weird." Megan said. She began to rub it off.
Emma came down from the box, seeing everything.
"Wait, Megan, maybe we could use it for something." She said.
"OOH! We could trick him into going into a closet with Megan, then we could have him kiss a pig!" Kiki said.
"Or we could prank call him! I know a good one!" Raleigh said.
"No, I meant we could use it to see how they're playing! Then we could devise our own way around their plan. We'd win for sure! These next two game decide who wins!" Emma said.
David's cell rang.
"Turn it off." Kacey told him.
Instead David answered. "Hello?"
"Hello, is Anita Bath there?" Raleigh asked on her cell phone from behind Kiki.
Some kids snickered.
"Anita Bath? (I need a bath) Nope, wrong number. Bye." David hung up.
The kids laughed.
Then, Emma smacked them both.
"You guys! Do you wanna win or what?" She yelled.
"Emma's right. If we beat this guy, we go into the Minor League World Series." Wally said. "We can't just blow away an opportunity like this."
"Wally, Wally, Wally!" Abby said. "We'll win against this guy for sure! I mean, he's 15 and hitting on Megan. There's SOMETHING wrong with this guy."
"How is there something wrong this guy hittin' on me?" Megan asked.
"He's THREE years older than you!" Abby argued. "I meant know offense."
"Listen! I want you guys to go work! And all your sweat DOES need to be collected in a swimming pool!" Wally said. "We're gonna practice at the Skate Park, above the ramp that's made to look like a pool!"
"What? We'd have to work like 4 hours of just freakin' RUNNING!" Kiki said. "I can hardly walk up to the TV to change the channel and back!"
"Too bad." Wally said. And instead of letting his team ride in the limo on the way there, he made them ride in the smelly old bus. And lemme tell ya, Christian and Abby needed window seats. (Does you know why?)
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When they were done practicing, Wally led them back to the hotel. (The rest of the games are at Fenway park) They had a huge room, a bed for everyone. And three TV's! So they were living it up.
"Y'know, Wally," Raleigh began. "For a mean coach, you sure are good at picking hotels."
"And hotel rooms." David added.
"Yes, and to pay for this room, you each have to chip in some of your pay from the games we play." Emma said.
"We get paid?!?!!?!!?!" Christian screamed.
"Yes, and you each make 200 dollars per hour on the field. And for this hotel room it's two thousand dollars. But, each of you has two thousand dollars anyway, so let me worry about the money. You guys worry about the playing." Emma said. She sat down on her bed and got out the calculator.
"I'm so buying myself a new video camera when this is over!" Kacey told Raleigh.
"Knott's Berry Farm POV's?" She asked.
"You know it."
"Hey, can you come with me in the closet Wally?" Kuki asked.
Everyone else went "Oooooooh..." or "AWWWW!!!!" or "Nasty."
"Shut up." Wally said.
They got in the closet.
"What did you want?" Wally asked.
Kuki had tears running down her face. The lit from the room was shining through the crack from the not completely closed door. Wally saw her.
"Oh, what's wrong?" He asked.
"Wally, I'm so sorry..." She sniffed.
"Sorry about what?"
"I can't take it anymore, Hun." Kuki wiped the tears away.
"David's weirdness? Raleigh's spazziness? Tell me, and I can fix it."
"Wally... it's.... your bossiness. You work us too hard." Kuki broke down.
"What? I..." Wally never expected it to affect anyone. Especially his girlfriend.
"I'm so sorry, but I'm quitting the team." Kuki said. She buried her head in Wally's shoulder.
"But- but-"
"And since I really like baseball, I'm joining Sak's team." Kuki said. She sniffed ad wiped her eyes.
"Kuki, I can fix this! You don't have to do this!" Wally said.
"I love you, but you're too bossy when it comes to sports." Kuki sniffed. She got up, left the closet, and told Emma. Emma sighed, but she went to go talk to Sak. Kuki tagged along.
Wally sighed. He had just ruined everything. He sat there for a few minutes. Then he realized something.
Kuki had said she loved him.
Kuki was the first to dart out the doors after Kiki screamed.
"What happened?" She asked.
"Who do you punks think you are?" Kiki yelled. Three boys who looked about Kacey's age, were throwing rocks at a ferret.
Everyone else piled outside.
"This dumb ferret was making a weird noise and we're fixing it." The tallest boy said.
"Ferrets are supposed to make that noise, Smart One!" Kiki yelled. Kacey got wide-eyed.
"What are you guys doing?" She asked.
"Oh, hi Kacey." The tall boy said.
"You know these buttmunches?" Kiki asked.
"Yup. Brandon, Thomas, and Kendall." Kacey said. (These guys are not...
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"OW!"
Wally grabbed his side and whimpered. Whatever this pain was, it did NOT feel good. He went downstairs, only to see his cousin and her best friend (best GIRL actually. Her best friend is a guy) fight.
"I KEEP TELLING YOU! DOGS DO NOT TALK!" Kacey yelled.
"And how do you know? Have you ever HEARD one?" Kiki asked. Kacey facepalmed, and she plopped on the couch. She decided to text Raleigh, her 4th best friend.
"Guys?" Wally asked. "My side really hurts."
"Then go to the bathroom!" Kiki yelled. Wally snarled.
"My OTHER side." He said.
"Hm?" Kacey asked. She poked her head up. "How bad?"
"VERY....
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Now, before we go on with our story, there is a different story that needs to be told. On Megans Birth day, do you remember when Wally read Numbuh 1000's diary? That day he found out several things. Things he never told ANYONE, because Megan was one of his cousins best-freinds. Plus, she would hurt him if he spilled anything. Now, he kept those secrets for several months. That was a record for him. Besides him and Kuki...you know. But, *sigh* , secrets are hard to keep when you have the attention span of a gold-fish.

"GET ME OUTA HERE!!!!!!!" numbuh 5 screamed at the top of her lungs.
"We're...
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There was a ton of work to be done before ANYONE could play outside. The Smiths had a wonderful backyard. Kacey couldn't wait to play tackle football with Jay and Wally. It would be pandemonium for the boys, and fun for Kacey. But since there's a ton of wind, EVERYONE had to do shovel work.
"It's not our fricken house. Why should we do work?" Wally complained.
"Because!" Jay shouted. "My Mom said because you broke my RC Car you have to do work." Wally looked at him weird.
"You're an idiot." Wally said. "You still have to do work too." Jay stuck out his tongue and worked. Kacey was done in...
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Halloween night. The best night. Or the worst, if you are in sectors V and Q. Luck does not run deep on All Hallows Eve for the KND.

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"Swishy, swishy, swishy, swishy!" Megan tittered, flouncing her skirt.
"Will you stop that?!?!" Kacey screached while putting the finishing touches on her Jawa outfit.
"Fine." Megan sighed, tying her red hood on tight.

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    They all gathered outside...
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"Yes! It's mine! It's all mine!" Marco exclaimed. He danced around happily. Mariah sighed.
"Sir, they're just kids." Mariah said.
"That's exactly why I extracted the Quantonium!" Marco yelped. "How can we allow a bunch of kids running around the world with Quantonium in their grasp? Exactly!"
Mariah sighed again. The kids looked tired. They just had one of the most powerful substances extracted from their bodies. She opened the chamber.
"You're free to go." Mariah said. "I hope you had a wonderful visit." Kacey was ready to give Mariah the finger. Kiki put her hand down. They left the ship's...
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(from left to right)  Numbuh 5 1/2, Numbuh 8, and Numbuh 4.1
(from left to right) Numbuh 5 1/2, Numbuh 8, and Numbuh 4.1
"You're kidding." Kacey sounded shocked.
Kiki shook her head. "I'm not kidding."
Kuki raised her hand.
"Don't you have to have a teaching degree to be a substitute?"
"Yeah, but from what I heard, the principal just grabbed him of the street because his last name sounded scary enough to force us to behave."
Everyone gave her a strange look.
"Yeah, I don't get it either. ANYWAYS! Back to the story":



"We all froze....except Madison. She fainted. While You-know-who called the nurse, we all huddled.
Laura whispered, 'We must of done something REALLY bad, there's no way HE'D be here as a sub.' We all winced...
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"Uh... Um...." Wally stammered. "....My Yipper Cards?" Wally said nervously. Kacey looked at him weird. Wally could always replace his Yipper Cards. The Rainbow Monkey he could not.
"Dude, I have thousands of Yipper Cards at home. Just forget about it." Kacey said. Wally smiled. Megan sat down and she and Kiki began talking. Kuki decided to go play some Carnival Games.
"Hey, Wally, I'm gonna go play a couple of Carnival Games and see how many Rainbow Monkeys I can win! Wanna come?" Kuki asked generously. Wally just shook his head. He was still depressed. Kuki just skipped off. Then, she accidentally...
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About an hour-and-a-half later, Sector V and Numbuh 8 came back. A couple operatives(specifically Wally and Kiki) winced every step of the way into the treehouse. When the elevator doors opened, just about everyone's jaws dropped. Blueprints for future operations were scattered everywhere (some of them ripped), weapons were thrown everywhere (some broken), and some of Numbuh 3's Rainbow Monkeys were damaged. Kuki let out a shrill shriek of terror when she found one of her monkeys had a big hole in the belly. Everyone was seething, "NUMBUH 244 AND NUMBUH 245!!!! GET DOWN HERE NOW!!!!!!!".
Both...
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Back at the Sector V treehouse, Hoagie and Wally were playing a videogame (typical), Kuki was playing with her Rainbow Monkeys (EXTREMELY typical), Abby was reading, and Kiki was trying to sleep her sugar hangover off...but it was pretty hard since...well, it WAS Sector V after all. The elevator bell dinged. "KACEY'S HOME!!!", Kuki shrieked, "What'd you bring me? What'd you bring me?!" Kiki covered her ears, "Not so loud!" she whined.
"Um....a surprise...." she answered, nervously.
Kuki jumped up and down, "Oooooh! What is it? A pony? A kitten? A ferret?". Kiki shot up. "Numbuh 7 brought a...
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Wally woke up. He looked around. His room, the biggest of them all, was empty except for a pillow, a blanket and himself. He managed to get up and walk into the Living Room. Everyone else was dressed and ready. The doorbell rang. It was Numbuh 8. She smiled. Then frowned at Wally. Kuki was wearing something strange. A Clowin' Around Rainbow Monkey T-Shirt. A Clown Baseball Cap and had her Clowin' Around Rainbow Monkey in hand.
"Why are you all dressed? It's Saturday. No mission day." Wally said. His cousin Kacey wasn't amused.
"Wally, the carnival's in town. We're going. Today. On Saturday....
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(Might as well get this out of the way....)
Cast of Characters:
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Hoagie/Numbuh 2 as Hoagienstien
Kuki/Numbuh 3 as Kuki Swanban
Wally/Numbuh 4 as Edward "Eddy" Beetles
Abby/ Numbuh 5 as Abigail "Abby" Black
Kacey/Numbuh 7 as Dr. Kaceystien
Kiki/Numbuh 8 as Kiki Van Hatrick and The Narrator
Raleigh/Numbuh 16 as Raleigh-Gor
Chris/Numbuh 31/? as C.J. Hatfield
Emma/Numbuh 34 as The Emma Of The Opera
Valentina/Numbuh 244 as Valentina Von Batty
Minerva/Numbuh 245 as Minerva Von Batty
David/Numbuh 666 as David Hyde
Sarah/Numbuh 743 as Sarah Talbot
Christian/Numbuh 777 as Christian Jekyll...
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"SNOW DAY!!!!!" Kacey screamed at the top of her lungs.
"What?" Kuki yawned as she walked into the living room.
Kacey turned up the TV.
"You heard right!", the weatherman said, "It's Arizona's first snowstorm in 150 years! The roads are packed with 5 inches of snow and it's still coming down! The following schools are closed today: Gallagher Elementary, Sierra Verde Middle School....aw, screw it! All schools in the Glendale, Phoenix, and surrounding areas are closed!"
Kuki cheered and ran down the hallway shouting what Kacey had shouted just a few minutes ago.
Suddenly, Kacey's phone started vibrated...
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