Last time on...
Manuel: Do we have to? :/
Yes we have to do a recap. All di cool shows do that! Now quit interrupting.
Sean: Yes.
Last time Pokémon: Aura Warriors...
Aura: Christmas is the best time of the year!
*a rolling hedgehog crashes down*
Sean: Who are you people?! Stand back!
*Noivern uses Boomburst*
*nutcracker mecha grabs Sean*
Ash: No no no no NO!
(Chiyo: Ash looks funny when he's havingn a temper tantrum! XD)
(Manuel: He sure does.)
(Ash: I AM NOT HAVING A TEMPER TANTRUM!!!)
(Wiwek: Whoa... he mad?)
(Yep. Let's get started.)
Current times...
In Santa's workshop...
Sean: *wakes up* What the fuck happened? *gasps and sees himself in a jail cell made of energy* Let me OUT! Why do you do this?
Robotnik: Because we're more evil than Dr. Doofenschmirtz. (Is that how you spell his name?)
Sean: Come on! What are your plans anyway? And where are Tyler and the Pokémon?!
Meowth: Merry Christmas, motherfucker!
*Team Rocket and Robotnik laugh*
James: Our plans are to take over the world with Santa's nutcracker mechas! We have an Ultra Beast named Xurkitree to perform that.
Xurkitree: Let... me....
Sean: 😮
*Team Rocket and Robotnik laugh*
At base...
Kobi: I'm getting... worried about him. I'm going after him.
Aura: Not alone. Lucario and I are going too.
Ash: Don't forget me and my Pokémon. The rest of you can stay in case Team Rocket's mechas come back to base.
Manuel: Got any butter?
Ash: I'll butter you, you dick. 😠
Manuel: Well SOMEONE'S saltier than my popcorn. :/
Sergio: I'm going too. I need to see about my Noivern.
Ash: To the Arceus!
*cranks it but it won't start up*
Aura: SOMEONE didn't gas the car up! >.> *looks at tubby*
Sergio: We can use our Pokémon.
Ash: Talonflame!
Sergio: Staraptor!
Aura: Charizard!
Shadow: Zoroark! *Zoroark transforms into a Salamence*
Kobi: I'll take to the ground. Go! Ninetales!
Ninetales: RAWR!
Ash: Very well. The rest of you can stay.
(in Santa's workshop...)
How do we get outta here? Wait. *gropes in pocket for a Poké Ball* Go! Silvally! *throws Poké Ball*
Silvally: RAWR!
Break the walls with Multi-Strike!
*Silvally breaks us out with Multi-Strike*
Sean: But Multi-Strike is a...
That's because I gave it a Dragon Memory to make it a Dragon Pokémon.
Sean: MY FUCKING BRAIN HURTS!
Santa: Can you keep it down? I'm trying to mope.
Santa...? He does exist. *faints*
Sean: Told ya. Now where's my money?
Noivern: Guys?
*nutcracker mechas approach*
Sean: Fuck, it's the nutcracker army!
Santa: Holy jingle BALLS! It's the IRS!
Meowth: We're not da IRS! We're Team Rocket!
Santa: In that case... Snorlax, use High Horsepower!
*Snorlax kicks some of the mechas*
Charizard, use Dragon Claw! Silvally, use Flame Charge!
*breaks the mechas down*
James: Give us the code to unlocking the reinforcements, you sack of lard!
Ash: The only thing WE'RE gonna give you is some seasons beatings for WRECKING MY BASE!
Jessie: You and what army?
*Aura, Kobi, Sergio, Staraptor, Lucario, and Mega Ninetales appear*
Aura: Lucario... MEGA EVOLVE!
*Aura mega evolves Lucario*
Ash: Greninja?
Greninja: Yes.
Ash: Let's show these idiots our true power!
*Ash and Greninja synchronize*
Ash: GRAAAAAAA!!!!!
*Greninja transforms into Ash-Greninja*
Ash: Water Shuriken!
*slices mecha in half*
Bruh....
*nutcracker mecha uses Thunder Fang on Greninja*
Ash: Ugh! That shit hurt!
Santa: Sawsbuck, use Hyper Beam!
Ash: Pikachu, use Thunderbolt!
Sergio: Noivern, use Boomburst! Staraptor, use Heat Wave!
Charizard, use Flamethrower! Umbreon, use Dark Pulse!
Kobi: Ninetales, use Hex!
Aura: Lucario, use Aura Sphere!
*nutcrakers use Dark Pulse, Charge Beam, Stone-Edge, and Energy Ball*
*all moves collide*
(Meanwhile in the lab...*
Sean: Come on, Xurkitree. I'm gonna get you outta here.
Xurkitree: Wait! Get into that chamber.
Sean: Is this gonna kill me?
Xurkitree: No.
*Sean gets in, pulls lever*
Sean: AAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!! IT FUCKING BURNS!!!!!
Sean: Was that some kind of... *makes a blade of aura all of a sudden*
Sean: Cool. What else I can... *uses Prismatic Laser on the force field that has imprisoned Xurkitree*
Sean: Cool. I'm a fucking Pokémon NOW! 😃
Xurkitree: Thank you. Now let's get...
*the ultimate nutcracker army AND Robotnik appear*
Robotnik: Well, well, well. If it ain't Sean the Hedgehog. How are you and your boyfriend Shadow doing?
Sean: Boyfriend? Says the one who's having an affair with a talking cat and bunch of reject Pokémon villains!
Robotnik: That's rich. Now, my nutcracker army!
*their arms turn into cannons*
Robotnik: Destroy them with Fleur Cannon!
Sean: Prismatic Laser!
*
Xurkitree: Use Protect, Sean.
Sean: Why?
Xurkitree: Do it!
*Sean sighs and uses Protect*
Xurkitree: Discharge!
*electricity strikes all di nutcrakers*
Sean: Discharge?
Xurkitree: Yep, I still have more fight in me.
Robotnik: Hold up, you sons of bitches. The ultimate nutcracker army doesn't give up that easily. *presses remote; the nutcrakers regenerate*
Sean: Shit... shit... SHIT!
(Manuel: You gonna cry?)
(Sean: SHUT UP BEFORE I MAKE YOU CRY!)
Sean: Wait. Water Shuriken! *throws shuriken made of water at di remote*
Robotnik: I paid a lotta money for that! *bends over* Lemme find the batteries. You are so dead.
*nutcracker uses Brutal Swing on Sean and Xurkitree*
Robotnik: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!! Any last words?
*suddenly, a Flamethrower, Boomburst, Water Shuriken, Hyper Beam (from Santa's Sawsbuck), Hex and Aura Sphere strike outta nowhere, destroying some of the mechas*
Sean: *on walkie talkie* Yo, Sonic, we found Robotnik.
Sergio: For Christmas, you're going on a LOOOOONG vacation.
Robotnik: To where?
Santa: Jail. *cuffs him*
Robotnik: What's in the bag?
Santa: Look in it.
Robotnik: *picks up a lump of coal* Fuck!
Kobi: Well, Santa. It's time we've given you something for Christmas.
Santa: Oh, come on. ^_^
Let's fix his nutcracker army! ^_^
Santa: Okay. You do that while Rudolph (his Sawsbuck) and I go deliver presents.
And as for Team Rocket...
Meowth: Damage Mimikyu first. We don't need it! *uses Mimikyu as a shield*
Santa: Rudolph, my red-nosed Sawsbuck, will you do the honours*
Sean: With...
Rudolph: He said me. But whatever. Let's blast em off together.
Ash: Don't forget me.
Aura: And me.
And me.
Rudolph: Very well. Solarbeam!
Charizard, use Flamethrower! Umbreon, Dark Pulse!
Kobi: Ninetales, use Flamethrower!
Aura: Lucario, use Aura Storm!
Sergio: Noivern, use Boomburst! Staraptor, Whirlwind!
Sean: Prismatic Laser!
Xurkitree: Thunderbolt!
Ash: Water Shuriken!
*all moves combine*
Team Rocket: WE'RE BLASTING OFF AGAIN!!!!!!
Ash: What dumbasses.
Santa: Thank you so much!
Narrator: And so, the Aura Warriors (and Sean) fixed the... what the fuck are you...?
*Manuel beats him with a giant candy cane*
...on di sleigh...
Santa: Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!
Chiyo: To all and to all... *gets hit in the head by a Toucannon* *moans in pain*
Sawsbuck: I think she needs a helmet for Christmas.
At home...
Sonic: Don't scare us like that again!
Sean: Sorry, guys.
Amy: Lay off, Sonic. He did capture Robotnik.
Awww Sean. Do you have to go now?
Sean: Sorry, guys. I have a duty.
Sonic: Is that salami?
Manuel: I didn't get mine FIRST!
Selene: Ladies first. >.>
Manuel: You're a tomboy, so you don't cou... uh oh.
Selene: What THE FUCK did you just say?!
Manuel: Oh nothing. *whispers to Sonic* Best to do what he says. She might put you in the hospital.
Sonic: Okay.
Sean: So we're staying?
Shadow: What do you think? :P
Sean: Suck it.
*Manuel and Selene tussle over the salami*
Sergio: Go, big sister!
*Selene busts Manuel's nose*
Sean: Should we save him?
Nope.
Xurkitree: Well it's time for me to go.
Good bye!
Everyone else: Goodbye! ^.^
Well, Sean?
Sean: I'm gonna enjoy my new powers! 😀
Manuel: You suck!
Sean: Tell that to my Fleur Cannon! *uses Fleur Cannon on him*
Manuel: Congrats, dumbass. Your Special Attack has dropped by 2... *Sean uses Prismatic Laser*
*Sean chases him around*
Manuel: I don't know who's worse: him or Yukari chasing after you. Maybe if I'm still alive, I could get her number.
*Manuel still running*
Chiyo: Sooooo? *she gives me her hand*
Here. You were right and I was wrong. Here's your $12.
Chiyo: Yay!
*sits and sulks*
That's it on the story. Special thanks to Seanthehedgehog for letting me use his OC for parts 1 and 2. Be sure to Hyper Beam that fan button and comment! ^.^
If you want me to use YOUR OC for another fanfic, inbox me.
This has been a CokeTheUmbreon production. This is for reading purposes only.
One more thing:
H A P P Y H O L I D A Y S
The Garnet Umbreon, over and getting the fuck OUT!
Manuel: Do we have to? :/
Yes we have to do a recap. All di cool shows do that! Now quit interrupting.
Sean: Yes.
Last time Pokémon: Aura Warriors...
Aura: Christmas is the best time of the year!
*a rolling hedgehog crashes down*
Sean: Who are you people?! Stand back!
*Noivern uses Boomburst*
*nutcracker mecha grabs Sean*
Ash: No no no no NO!
(Chiyo: Ash looks funny when he's havingn a temper tantrum! XD)
(Manuel: He sure does.)
(Ash: I AM NOT HAVING A TEMPER TANTRUM!!!)
(Wiwek: Whoa... he mad?)
(Yep. Let's get started.)
Current times...
In Santa's workshop...
Sean: *wakes up* What the fuck happened? *gasps and sees himself in a jail cell made of energy* Let me OUT! Why do you do this?
Robotnik: Because we're more evil than Dr. Doofenschmirtz. (Is that how you spell his name?)
Sean: Come on! What are your plans anyway? And where are Tyler and the Pokémon?!
Meowth: Merry Christmas, motherfucker!
*Team Rocket and Robotnik laugh*
James: Our plans are to take over the world with Santa's nutcracker mechas! We have an Ultra Beast named Xurkitree to perform that.
Xurkitree: Let... me....
Sean: 😮
*Team Rocket and Robotnik laugh*
At base...
Kobi: I'm getting... worried about him. I'm going after him.
Aura: Not alone. Lucario and I are going too.
Ash: Don't forget me and my Pokémon. The rest of you can stay in case Team Rocket's mechas come back to base.
Manuel: Got any butter?
Ash: I'll butter you, you dick. 😠
Manuel: Well SOMEONE'S saltier than my popcorn. :/
Sergio: I'm going too. I need to see about my Noivern.
Ash: To the Arceus!
*cranks it but it won't start up*
Aura: SOMEONE didn't gas the car up! >.> *looks at tubby*
Sergio: We can use our Pokémon.
Ash: Talonflame!
Sergio: Staraptor!
Aura: Charizard!
Shadow: Zoroark! *Zoroark transforms into a Salamence*
Kobi: I'll take to the ground. Go! Ninetales!
Ninetales: RAWR!
Ash: Very well. The rest of you can stay.
(in Santa's workshop...)
How do we get outta here? Wait. *gropes in pocket for a Poké Ball* Go! Silvally! *throws Poké Ball*
Silvally: RAWR!
Break the walls with Multi-Strike!
*Silvally breaks us out with Multi-Strike*
Sean: But Multi-Strike is a...
That's because I gave it a Dragon Memory to make it a Dragon Pokémon.
Sean: MY FUCKING BRAIN HURTS!
Santa: Can you keep it down? I'm trying to mope.
Santa...? He does exist. *faints*
Sean: Told ya. Now where's my money?
Noivern: Guys?
*nutcracker mechas approach*
Sean: Fuck, it's the nutcracker army!
Santa: Holy jingle BALLS! It's the IRS!
Meowth: We're not da IRS! We're Team Rocket!
Santa: In that case... Snorlax, use High Horsepower!
*Snorlax kicks some of the mechas*
Charizard, use Dragon Claw! Silvally, use Flame Charge!
*breaks the mechas down*
James: Give us the code to unlocking the reinforcements, you sack of lard!
Ash: The only thing WE'RE gonna give you is some seasons beatings for WRECKING MY BASE!
Jessie: You and what army?
*Aura, Kobi, Sergio, Staraptor, Lucario, and Mega Ninetales appear*
Aura: Lucario... MEGA EVOLVE!
*Aura mega evolves Lucario*
Ash: Greninja?
Greninja: Yes.
Ash: Let's show these idiots our true power!
*Ash and Greninja synchronize*
Ash: GRAAAAAAA!!!!!
*Greninja transforms into Ash-Greninja*
Ash: Water Shuriken!
Take this!
*slices mecha in half*
Bruh....
*nutcracker mecha uses Thunder Fang on Greninja*
Ash: Ugh! That shit hurt!
Santa: Sawsbuck, use Hyper Beam!
Ash: Pikachu, use Thunderbolt!
Sergio: Noivern, use Boomburst! Staraptor, use Heat Wave!
Charizard, use Flamethrower! Umbreon, use Dark Pulse!
Kobi: Ninetales, use Hex!
Aura: Lucario, use Aura Sphere!
*nutcrakers use Dark Pulse, Charge Beam, Stone-Edge, and Energy Ball*
*all moves collide*
(Meanwhile in the lab...*
Sean: Come on, Xurkitree. I'm gonna get you outta here.
Xurkitree: Wait! Get into that chamber.
Sean: Is this gonna kill me?
Xurkitree: No.
*Sean gets in, pulls lever*
Sean: AAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!! IT FUCKING BURNS!!!!!
Sean: Was that some kind of... *makes a blade of aura all of a sudden*
Sean: Cool. What else I can... *uses Prismatic Laser on the force field that has imprisoned Xurkitree*
Sean: Cool. I'm a fucking Pokémon NOW! 😃
Xurkitree: Thank you. Now let's get...
*the ultimate nutcracker army AND Robotnik appear*
Robotnik: Well, well, well. If it ain't Sean the Hedgehog. How are you and your boyfriend Shadow doing?
Sean: Boyfriend? Says the one who's having an affair with a talking cat and bunch of reject Pokémon villains!
Robotnik: That's rich. Now, my nutcracker army!
*their arms turn into cannons*
Robotnik: Destroy them with Fleur Cannon!
Sean: Prismatic Laser!
*
Xurkitree: Use Protect, Sean.
Sean: Why?
Xurkitree: Do it!
*Sean sighs and uses Protect*
Xurkitree: Discharge!
*electricity strikes all di nutcrakers*
Sean: Discharge?
Xurkitree: Yep, I still have more fight in me.
Robotnik: Hold up, you sons of bitches. The ultimate nutcracker army doesn't give up that easily. *presses remote; the nutcrakers regenerate*
Sean: Shit... shit... SHIT!
(Manuel: You gonna cry?)
(Sean: SHUT UP BEFORE I MAKE YOU CRY!)
Sean: Wait. Water Shuriken! *throws shuriken made of water at di remote*
Robotnik: I paid a lotta money for that! *bends over* Lemme find the batteries. You are so dead.
*nutcracker uses Brutal Swing on Sean and Xurkitree*
Robotnik: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!! Any last words?
*suddenly, a Flamethrower, Boomburst, Water Shuriken, Hyper Beam (from Santa's Sawsbuck), Hex and Aura Sphere strike outta nowhere, destroying some of the mechas*
Sean: *on walkie talkie* Yo, Sonic, we found Robotnik.
Sergio: For Christmas, you're going on a LOOOOONG vacation.
Robotnik: To where?
Santa: Jail. *cuffs him*
Robotnik: What's in the bag?
Santa: Look in it.
Robotnik: *picks up a lump of coal* Fuck!
Kobi: Well, Santa. It's time we've given you something for Christmas.
Santa: Oh, come on. ^_^
Let's fix his nutcracker army! ^_^
Santa: Okay. You do that while Rudolph (his Sawsbuck) and I go deliver presents.
And as for Team Rocket...
Meowth: Damage Mimikyu first. We don't need it! *uses Mimikyu as a shield*
Santa: Rudolph, my red-nosed Sawsbuck, will you do the honours*
Sean: With...
Rudolph: He said me. But whatever. Let's blast em off together.
Ash: Don't forget me.
Aura: And me.
And me.
Rudolph: Very well. Solarbeam!
Charizard, use Flamethrower! Umbreon, Dark Pulse!
Kobi: Ninetales, use Flamethrower!
Aura: Lucario, use Aura Storm!
Sergio: Noivern, use Boomburst! Staraptor, Whirlwind!
Sean: Prismatic Laser!
Xurkitree: Thunderbolt!
Ash: Water Shuriken!
*all moves combine*
Team Rocket: WE'RE BLASTING OFF AGAIN!!!!!!
Ash: What dumbasses.
Santa: Thank you so much!
Narrator: And so, the Aura Warriors (and Sean) fixed the... what the fuck are you...?
*Manuel beats him with a giant candy cane*
Too violent to see.
...on di sleigh...
Santa: Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!
Chiyo: To all and to all... *gets hit in the head by a Toucannon* *moans in pain*
Sawsbuck: I think she needs a helmet for Christmas.
At home...
Sonic: Don't scare us like that again!
Sean: Sorry, guys.
Amy: Lay off, Sonic. He did capture Robotnik.
Awww Sean. Do you have to go now?
Sean: Sorry, guys. I have a duty.
Sonic: Is that salami?
Manuel: I didn't get mine FIRST!
Selene: Ladies first. >.>
Manuel: You're a tomboy, so you don't cou... uh oh.
Selene: What THE FUCK did you just say?!
Manuel: Oh nothing. *whispers to Sonic* Best to do what he says. She might put you in the hospital.
Sonic: Okay.
Sean: So we're staying?
Shadow: What do you think? :P
Sean: Suck it.
*Manuel and Selene tussle over the salami*
Sergio: Go, big sister!
*Selene busts Manuel's nose*
Sean: Should we save him?
Nope.
Xurkitree: Well it's time for me to go.
Good bye!
Everyone else: Goodbye! ^.^
Well, Sean?
Sean: I'm gonna enjoy my new powers! 😀
Manuel: You suck!
Sean: Tell that to my Fleur Cannon! *uses Fleur Cannon on him*
Manuel: Congrats, dumbass. Your Special Attack has dropped by 2... *Sean uses Prismatic Laser*
*Sean chases him around*
Manuel: I don't know who's worse: him or Yukari chasing after you. Maybe if I'm still alive, I could get her number.
*Manuel still running*
Chiyo: Sooooo? *she gives me her hand*
Here. You were right and I was wrong. Here's your $12.
Chiyo: Yay!
*sits and sulks*
That's it on the story. Special thanks to Seanthehedgehog for letting me use his OC for parts 1 and 2. Be sure to Hyper Beam that fan button and comment! ^.^
If you want me to use YOUR OC for another fanfic, inbox me.
This has been a CokeTheUmbreon production. This is for reading purposes only.
One more thing:
H A P P Y H O L I D A Y S
The Garnet Umbreon, over and getting the fuck OUT!
Merry Christmas, you filthy animals!
Hello, CokeTheUmbreon club fans! (SRSLY, the name change option needs to come on already.) The Garnet UMBR3ON here, with an article.
Today I'm gonna tell you my bucket list, but only the main items. It's just a bunch of things I wanna do before I die. But anywho, let's get the fuck started.
1. Learn MMA
I slowly got into MMA after religiously watching TheMontageKing MMA on YouTube. Plus I'm mainly doing this in case someone tries to rob me or something. I ain't calling the cops! I'm not learning this to enter in bouts; I'm only doing this for self-defense purposes.
2. Go To The Netherlands...
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Today I'm gonna tell you my bucket list, but only the main items. It's just a bunch of things I wanna do before I die. But anywho, let's get the fuck started.
1. Learn MMA
I slowly got into MMA after religiously watching TheMontageKing MMA on YouTube. Plus I'm mainly doing this in case someone tries to rob me or something. I ain't calling the cops! I'm not learning this to enter in bouts; I'm only doing this for self-defense purposes.
2. Go To The Netherlands...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!
This is a story about talking boats. It is intended for children, so grab some popcorn, sit down near a fireplace with your loved ones, and enjoy the story.
In San Francisco, six speed boats were waiting together at a dock.
William: *Looking at Alcatraz*
Piña Jr: Can we get going now?
Piña: Not yet Piña Jr. We must wait for Dylan, and Casey.
G.O.O.H: I hope it doesn't take too long, otherwise I'm leaving with, or without them.
Dylan: *Arrives with Casey*
Jackson: What took you two so long?
Dylan: We had a hard time downloading our route...
