Last time on...
Manuel: Do we have to? :/
Yes we have to do a recap. All di cool shows do that! Now quit interrupting.
Sean: Yes.
Last time Pokémon: Aura Warriors...
Aura: Christmas is the best time of the year!
*a rolling hedgehog crashes down*
Sean: Who are you people?! Stand back!
*Noivern uses Boomburst*
*nutcracker mecha grabs Sean*
Ash: No no no no NO!
(Chiyo: Ash looks funny when he's havingn a temper tantrum! XD)
(Manuel: He sure does.)
(Ash: I AM NOT HAVING A TEMPER TANTRUM!!!)
(Wiwek: Whoa... he mad?)
(Yep. Let's get started.)
Current times...
In Santa's workshop...
Sean: *wakes up* What the fuck happened? *gasps and sees himself in a jail cell made of energy* Let me OUT! Why do you do this?
Robotnik: Because we're more evil than Dr. Doofenschmirtz. (Is that how you spell his name?)
Sean: Come on! What are your plans anyway? And where are Tyler and the Pokémon?!
Meowth: Merry Christmas, motherfucker!
*Team Rocket and Robotnik laugh*
James: Our plans are to take over the world with Santa's nutcracker mechas! We have an Ultra Beast named Xurkitree to perform that.
Xurkitree: Let... me....
Sean: 😮
*Team Rocket and Robotnik laugh*
At base...
Kobi: I'm getting... worried about him. I'm going after him.
Aura: Not alone. Lucario and I are going too.
Ash: Don't forget me and my Pokémon. The rest of you can stay in case Team Rocket's mechas come back to base.
Manuel: Got any butter?
Ash: I'll butter you, you dick. 😠
Manuel: Well SOMEONE'S saltier than my popcorn. :/
Sergio: I'm going too. I need to see about my Noivern.
Ash: To the Arceus!
*cranks it but it won't start up*
Aura: SOMEONE didn't gas the car up! >.> *looks at tubby*
Sergio: We can use our Pokémon.
Ash: Talonflame!
Sergio: Staraptor!
Aura: Charizard!
Shadow: Zoroark! *Zoroark transforms into a Salamence*
Kobi: I'll take to the ground. Go! Ninetales!
Ninetales: RAWR!
Ash: Very well. The rest of you can stay.
(in Santa's workshop...)
How do we get outta here? Wait. *gropes in pocket for a Poké Ball* Go! Silvally! *throws Poké Ball*
Silvally: RAWR!
Break the walls with Multi-Strike!
*Silvally breaks us out with Multi-Strike*
Sean: But Multi-Strike is a...
That's because I gave it a Dragon Memory to make it a Dragon Pokémon.
Sean: MY FUCKING BRAIN HURTS!
Santa: Can you keep it down? I'm trying to mope.
Santa...? He does exist. *faints*
Sean: Told ya. Now where's my money?
Noivern: Guys?
*nutcracker mechas approach*
Sean: Fuck, it's the nutcracker army!
Santa: Holy jingle BALLS! It's the IRS!
Meowth: We're not da IRS! We're Team Rocket!
Santa: In that case... Snorlax, use High Horsepower!
*Snorlax kicks some of the mechas*
Charizard, use Dragon Claw! Silvally, use Flame Charge!
*breaks the mechas down*
James: Give us the code to unlocking the reinforcements, you sack of lard!
Ash: The only thing WE'RE gonna give you is some seasons beatings for WRECKING MY BASE!
Jessie: You and what army?
*Aura, Kobi, Sergio, Staraptor, Lucario, and Mega Ninetales appear*
Aura: Lucario... MEGA EVOLVE!
*Aura mega evolves Lucario*
Ash: Greninja?
Greninja: Yes.
Ash: Let's show these idiots our true power!
*Ash and Greninja synchronize*
Ash: GRAAAAAAA!!!!!
*Greninja transforms into Ash-Greninja*
Ash: Water Shuriken!
*slices mecha in half*
Bruh....
*nutcracker mecha uses Thunder Fang on Greninja*
Ash: Ugh! That shit hurt!
Santa: Sawsbuck, use Hyper Beam!
Ash: Pikachu, use Thunderbolt!
Sergio: Noivern, use Boomburst! Staraptor, use Heat Wave!
Charizard, use Flamethrower! Umbreon, use Dark Pulse!
Kobi: Ninetales, use Hex!
Aura: Lucario, use Aura Sphere!
*nutcrakers use Dark Pulse, Charge Beam, Stone-Edge, and Energy Ball*
*all moves collide*
(Meanwhile in the lab...*
Sean: Come on, Xurkitree. I'm gonna get you outta here.
Xurkitree: Wait! Get into that chamber.
Sean: Is this gonna kill me?
Xurkitree: No.
*Sean gets in, pulls lever*
Sean: AAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!! IT FUCKING BURNS!!!!!
Sean: Was that some kind of... *makes a blade of aura all of a sudden*
Sean: Cool. What else I can... *uses Prismatic Laser on the force field that has imprisoned Xurkitree*
Sean: Cool. I'm a fucking Pokémon NOW! 😃
Xurkitree: Thank you. Now let's get...
*the ultimate nutcracker army AND Robotnik appear*
Robotnik: Well, well, well. If it ain't Sean the Hedgehog. How are you and your boyfriend Shadow doing?
Sean: Boyfriend? Says the one who's having an affair with a talking cat and bunch of reject Pokémon villains!
Robotnik: That's rich. Now, my nutcracker army!
*their arms turn into cannons*
Robotnik: Destroy them with Fleur Cannon!
Sean: Prismatic Laser!
*
Xurkitree: Use Protect, Sean.
Sean: Why?
Xurkitree: Do it!
*Sean sighs and uses Protect*
Xurkitree: Discharge!
*electricity strikes all di nutcrakers*
Sean: Discharge?
Xurkitree: Yep, I still have more fight in me.
Robotnik: Hold up, you sons of bitches. The ultimate nutcracker army doesn't give up that easily. *presses remote; the nutcrakers regenerate*
Sean: Shit... shit... SHIT!
(Manuel: You gonna cry?)
(Sean: SHUT UP BEFORE I MAKE YOU CRY!)
Sean: Wait. Water Shuriken! *throws shuriken made of water at di remote*
Robotnik: I paid a lotta money for that! *bends over* Lemme find the batteries. You are so dead.
*nutcracker uses Brutal Swing on Sean and Xurkitree*
Robotnik: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!! Any last words?
*suddenly, a Flamethrower, Boomburst, Water Shuriken, Hyper Beam (from Santa's Sawsbuck), Hex and Aura Sphere strike outta nowhere, destroying some of the mechas*
Sean: *on walkie talkie* Yo, Sonic, we found Robotnik.
Sergio: For Christmas, you're going on a LOOOOONG vacation.
Robotnik: To where?
Santa: Jail. *cuffs him*
Robotnik: What's in the bag?
Santa: Look in it.
Robotnik: *picks up a lump of coal* Fuck!
Kobi: Well, Santa. It's time we've given you something for Christmas.
Santa: Oh, come on. ^_^
Let's fix his nutcracker army! ^_^
Santa: Okay. You do that while Rudolph (his Sawsbuck) and I go deliver presents.
And as for Team Rocket...
Meowth: Damage Mimikyu first. We don't need it! *uses Mimikyu as a shield*
Santa: Rudolph, my red-nosed Sawsbuck, will you do the honours*
Sean: With...
Rudolph: He said me. But whatever. Let's blast em off together.
Ash: Don't forget me.
Aura: And me.
And me.
Rudolph: Very well. Solarbeam!
Charizard, use Flamethrower! Umbreon, Dark Pulse!
Kobi: Ninetales, use Flamethrower!
Aura: Lucario, use Aura Storm!
Sergio: Noivern, use Boomburst! Staraptor, Whirlwind!
Sean: Prismatic Laser!
Xurkitree: Thunderbolt!
Ash: Water Shuriken!
*all moves combine*
Team Rocket: WE'RE BLASTING OFF AGAIN!!!!!!
Ash: What dumbasses.
Santa: Thank you so much!
Narrator: And so, the Aura Warriors (and Sean) fixed the... what the fuck are you...?
*Manuel beats him with a giant candy cane*
...on di sleigh...
Santa: Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!
Chiyo: To all and to all... *gets hit in the head by a Toucannon* *moans in pain*
Sawsbuck: I think she needs a helmet for Christmas.
At home...
Sonic: Don't scare us like that again!
Sean: Sorry, guys.
Amy: Lay off, Sonic. He did capture Robotnik.
Awww Sean. Do you have to go now?
Sean: Sorry, guys. I have a duty.
Sonic: Is that salami?
Manuel: I didn't get mine FIRST!
Selene: Ladies first. >.>
Manuel: You're a tomboy, so you don't cou... uh oh.
Selene: What THE FUCK did you just say?!
Manuel: Oh nothing. *whispers to Sonic* Best to do what he says. She might put you in the hospital.
Sonic: Okay.
Sean: So we're staying?
Shadow: What do you think? :P
Sean: Suck it.
*Manuel and Selene tussle over the salami*
Sergio: Go, big sister!
*Selene busts Manuel's nose*
Sean: Should we save him?
Nope.
Xurkitree: Well it's time for me to go.
Good bye!
Everyone else: Goodbye! ^.^
Well, Sean?
Sean: I'm gonna enjoy my new powers! 😀
Manuel: You suck!
Sean: Tell that to my Fleur Cannon! *uses Fleur Cannon on him*
Manuel: Congrats, dumbass. Your Special Attack has dropped by 2... *Sean uses Prismatic Laser*
*Sean chases him around*
Manuel: I don't know who's worse: him or Yukari chasing after you. Maybe if I'm still alive, I could get her number.
*Manuel still running*
Chiyo: Sooooo? *she gives me her hand*
Here. You were right and I was wrong. Here's your $12.
Chiyo: Yay!
*sits and sulks*
That's it on the story. Special thanks to Seanthehedgehog for letting me use his OC for parts 1 and 2. Be sure to Hyper Beam that fan button and comment! ^.^
If you want me to use YOUR OC for another fanfic, inbox me.
This has been a CokeTheUmbreon production. This is for reading purposes only.
One more thing:
H A P P Y H O L I D A Y S
The Garnet Umbreon, over and getting the fuck OUT!
Manuel: Do we have to? :/
Yes we have to do a recap. All di cool shows do that! Now quit interrupting.
Sean: Yes.
Last time Pokémon: Aura Warriors...
Aura: Christmas is the best time of the year!
*a rolling hedgehog crashes down*
Sean: Who are you people?! Stand back!
*Noivern uses Boomburst*
*nutcracker mecha grabs Sean*
Ash: No no no no NO!
(Chiyo: Ash looks funny when he's havingn a temper tantrum! XD)
(Manuel: He sure does.)
(Ash: I AM NOT HAVING A TEMPER TANTRUM!!!)
(Wiwek: Whoa... he mad?)
(Yep. Let's get started.)
Current times...
In Santa's workshop...
Sean: *wakes up* What the fuck happened? *gasps and sees himself in a jail cell made of energy* Let me OUT! Why do you do this?
Robotnik: Because we're more evil than Dr. Doofenschmirtz. (Is that how you spell his name?)
Sean: Come on! What are your plans anyway? And where are Tyler and the Pokémon?!
Meowth: Merry Christmas, motherfucker!
*Team Rocket and Robotnik laugh*
James: Our plans are to take over the world with Santa's nutcracker mechas! We have an Ultra Beast named Xurkitree to perform that.
Xurkitree: Let... me....
Sean: 😮
*Team Rocket and Robotnik laugh*
At base...
Kobi: I'm getting... worried about him. I'm going after him.
Aura: Not alone. Lucario and I are going too.
Ash: Don't forget me and my Pokémon. The rest of you can stay in case Team Rocket's mechas come back to base.
Manuel: Got any butter?
Ash: I'll butter you, you dick. 😠
Manuel: Well SOMEONE'S saltier than my popcorn. :/
Sergio: I'm going too. I need to see about my Noivern.
Ash: To the Arceus!
*cranks it but it won't start up*
Aura: SOMEONE didn't gas the car up! >.> *looks at tubby*
Sergio: We can use our Pokémon.
Ash: Talonflame!
Sergio: Staraptor!
Aura: Charizard!
Shadow: Zoroark! *Zoroark transforms into a Salamence*
Kobi: I'll take to the ground. Go! Ninetales!
Ninetales: RAWR!
Ash: Very well. The rest of you can stay.
(in Santa's workshop...)
How do we get outta here? Wait. *gropes in pocket for a Poké Ball* Go! Silvally! *throws Poké Ball*
Silvally: RAWR!
Break the walls with Multi-Strike!
*Silvally breaks us out with Multi-Strike*
Sean: But Multi-Strike is a...
That's because I gave it a Dragon Memory to make it a Dragon Pokémon.
Sean: MY FUCKING BRAIN HURTS!
Santa: Can you keep it down? I'm trying to mope.
Santa...? He does exist. *faints*
Sean: Told ya. Now where's my money?
Noivern: Guys?
*nutcracker mechas approach*
Sean: Fuck, it's the nutcracker army!
Santa: Holy jingle BALLS! It's the IRS!
Meowth: We're not da IRS! We're Team Rocket!
Santa: In that case... Snorlax, use High Horsepower!
*Snorlax kicks some of the mechas*
Charizard, use Dragon Claw! Silvally, use Flame Charge!
*breaks the mechas down*
James: Give us the code to unlocking the reinforcements, you sack of lard!
Ash: The only thing WE'RE gonna give you is some seasons beatings for WRECKING MY BASE!
Jessie: You and what army?
*Aura, Kobi, Sergio, Staraptor, Lucario, and Mega Ninetales appear*
Aura: Lucario... MEGA EVOLVE!
*Aura mega evolves Lucario*
Ash: Greninja?
Greninja: Yes.
Ash: Let's show these idiots our true power!
*Ash and Greninja synchronize*
Ash: GRAAAAAAA!!!!!
*Greninja transforms into Ash-Greninja*
Ash: Water Shuriken!
Take this!
*slices mecha in half*
Bruh....
*nutcracker mecha uses Thunder Fang on Greninja*
Ash: Ugh! That shit hurt!
Santa: Sawsbuck, use Hyper Beam!
Ash: Pikachu, use Thunderbolt!
Sergio: Noivern, use Boomburst! Staraptor, use Heat Wave!
Charizard, use Flamethrower! Umbreon, use Dark Pulse!
Kobi: Ninetales, use Hex!
Aura: Lucario, use Aura Sphere!
*nutcrakers use Dark Pulse, Charge Beam, Stone-Edge, and Energy Ball*
*all moves collide*
(Meanwhile in the lab...*
Sean: Come on, Xurkitree. I'm gonna get you outta here.
Xurkitree: Wait! Get into that chamber.
Sean: Is this gonna kill me?
Xurkitree: No.
*Sean gets in, pulls lever*
Sean: AAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!! IT FUCKING BURNS!!!!!
Sean: Was that some kind of... *makes a blade of aura all of a sudden*
Sean: Cool. What else I can... *uses Prismatic Laser on the force field that has imprisoned Xurkitree*
Sean: Cool. I'm a fucking Pokémon NOW! 😃
Xurkitree: Thank you. Now let's get...
*the ultimate nutcracker army AND Robotnik appear*
Robotnik: Well, well, well. If it ain't Sean the Hedgehog. How are you and your boyfriend Shadow doing?
Sean: Boyfriend? Says the one who's having an affair with a talking cat and bunch of reject Pokémon villains!
Robotnik: That's rich. Now, my nutcracker army!
*their arms turn into cannons*
Robotnik: Destroy them with Fleur Cannon!
Sean: Prismatic Laser!
*
Xurkitree: Use Protect, Sean.
Sean: Why?
Xurkitree: Do it!
*Sean sighs and uses Protect*
Xurkitree: Discharge!
*electricity strikes all di nutcrakers*
Sean: Discharge?
Xurkitree: Yep, I still have more fight in me.
Robotnik: Hold up, you sons of bitches. The ultimate nutcracker army doesn't give up that easily. *presses remote; the nutcrakers regenerate*
Sean: Shit... shit... SHIT!
(Manuel: You gonna cry?)
(Sean: SHUT UP BEFORE I MAKE YOU CRY!)
Sean: Wait. Water Shuriken! *throws shuriken made of water at di remote*
Robotnik: I paid a lotta money for that! *bends over* Lemme find the batteries. You are so dead.
*nutcracker uses Brutal Swing on Sean and Xurkitree*
Robotnik: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!! Any last words?
*suddenly, a Flamethrower, Boomburst, Water Shuriken, Hyper Beam (from Santa's Sawsbuck), Hex and Aura Sphere strike outta nowhere, destroying some of the mechas*
Sean: *on walkie talkie* Yo, Sonic, we found Robotnik.
Sergio: For Christmas, you're going on a LOOOOONG vacation.
Robotnik: To where?
Santa: Jail. *cuffs him*
Robotnik: What's in the bag?
Santa: Look in it.
Robotnik: *picks up a lump of coal* Fuck!
Kobi: Well, Santa. It's time we've given you something for Christmas.
Santa: Oh, come on. ^_^
Let's fix his nutcracker army! ^_^
Santa: Okay. You do that while Rudolph (his Sawsbuck) and I go deliver presents.
And as for Team Rocket...
Meowth: Damage Mimikyu first. We don't need it! *uses Mimikyu as a shield*
Santa: Rudolph, my red-nosed Sawsbuck, will you do the honours*
Sean: With...
Rudolph: He said me. But whatever. Let's blast em off together.
Ash: Don't forget me.
Aura: And me.
And me.
Rudolph: Very well. Solarbeam!
Charizard, use Flamethrower! Umbreon, Dark Pulse!
Kobi: Ninetales, use Flamethrower!
Aura: Lucario, use Aura Storm!
Sergio: Noivern, use Boomburst! Staraptor, Whirlwind!
Sean: Prismatic Laser!
Xurkitree: Thunderbolt!
Ash: Water Shuriken!
*all moves combine*
Team Rocket: WE'RE BLASTING OFF AGAIN!!!!!!
Ash: What dumbasses.
Santa: Thank you so much!
Narrator: And so, the Aura Warriors (and Sean) fixed the... what the fuck are you...?
*Manuel beats him with a giant candy cane*
Too violent to see.
...on di sleigh...
Santa: Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!
Chiyo: To all and to all... *gets hit in the head by a Toucannon* *moans in pain*
Sawsbuck: I think she needs a helmet for Christmas.
At home...
Sonic: Don't scare us like that again!
Sean: Sorry, guys.
Amy: Lay off, Sonic. He did capture Robotnik.
Awww Sean. Do you have to go now?
Sean: Sorry, guys. I have a duty.
Sonic: Is that salami?
Manuel: I didn't get mine FIRST!
Selene: Ladies first. >.>
Manuel: You're a tomboy, so you don't cou... uh oh.
Selene: What THE FUCK did you just say?!
Manuel: Oh nothing. *whispers to Sonic* Best to do what he says. She might put you in the hospital.
Sonic: Okay.
Sean: So we're staying?
Shadow: What do you think? :P
Sean: Suck it.
*Manuel and Selene tussle over the salami*
Sergio: Go, big sister!
*Selene busts Manuel's nose*
Sean: Should we save him?
Nope.
Xurkitree: Well it's time for me to go.
Good bye!
Everyone else: Goodbye! ^.^
Well, Sean?
Sean: I'm gonna enjoy my new powers! 😀
Manuel: You suck!
Sean: Tell that to my Fleur Cannon! *uses Fleur Cannon on him*
Manuel: Congrats, dumbass. Your Special Attack has dropped by 2... *Sean uses Prismatic Laser*
*Sean chases him around*
Manuel: I don't know who's worse: him or Yukari chasing after you. Maybe if I'm still alive, I could get her number.
*Manuel still running*
Chiyo: Sooooo? *she gives me her hand*
Here. You were right and I was wrong. Here's your $12.
Chiyo: Yay!
*sits and sulks*
That's it on the story. Special thanks to Seanthehedgehog for letting me use his OC for parts 1 and 2. Be sure to Hyper Beam that fan button and comment! ^.^
If you want me to use YOUR OC for another fanfic, inbox me.
This has been a CokeTheUmbreon production. This is for reading purposes only.
One more thing:
H A P P Y H O L I D A Y S
The Garnet Umbreon, over and getting the fuck OUT!
Merry Christmas, you filthy animals!
Yep.
