Hey. Don't be surprised. I did leave a cliffhanger at the ending. Kintobor is actually Robotnik, he just put some stuff in the story, and I got confused. Can't believe he used his name backwards. Anyway, he did say something about getting his revenge on me, and this is how it happened. I made a Pinkie promise to visit Pinkie Pie once a week. A month passed after the promise, and things looked different. There were a few houses destroyed, swastikas were spray painted at a lot of places, and bloodstains were on Twilight's house. "Seems like Robotnik's doing, but how?" I said to myself. "Because it is," a familiar voice sounded out behind me. "Hello Rainbow Dash," I said not looking back. After she said hi to me I soon looked back. "How the hell did Robotnik come back to life?" I asked. "Sonic sliced him in half." "Twilight will explain," Dash replied, "but right now, we need to go to Manehattan." We get in the car, and Rainbow Dash is driving to Manehattan. "You sure you don't wanna drive?" Dash asked puzzled. I knew a lot of Equestria, but I knew nothing about Manehattan. "It's fine," I tell her. While driving we notice a nazi truck behind us. Soldiers with Kar98 rifles are shooting at us. "I'll hold them off, you keep driving." I shouted. Grabbing my machine gun, i open the window, and shoot at the truck behind us. I shot it 17 times and it blew up. "We got airplanes now." I said panicking. Grabbing my chaos emerald, I saw some missiles heading towards us. "What are you waiting for?!" Rainbow Dash yelled. "CHAOS CONTROL!" I said, just as the missiles exploded. "Where is the car?" One of the pilots asked. "I don't know," the other said, "We must report this to Robotnik." "About time." Dash said very angry. "I wanted to make it look like they killed us." I explained, "but they'll probably find out were alive soon." As we drove to the apartment where Dash's friends were the car ran out of gas. "I've got more gas in the trunk." I said going to get the car refueled. When I started refueling the car, snow fell. "How did Robotnik get his army?" Rainbow Dash asked. I knew she would ask me about Robotnik, but not about his army. I started telling her, "Robotnik came up with a bunch of badniks in his factory. Then there is his nephew, he doesn't do much, but he is smart. Finally, you got the nazis. Robotnik used chaos control to get some mechanics, so he went to Germany. One downside was that he time traveled into the start of world war 2." "What is world war 2?" Dash asked. "It's somewhat like the war we are in. Robotnik wants all of one animal to be killed, just like the nazis wanted to get a type of religion killed." The car soon has a full tank, and we continue to the apartment. 7 minutes later we arrive. We hide the car in case Robotnik's army would show up. After climbing several floors, we get to the room where Rainbow's friends are. "Hey guys," we said simultaniously. Everyone said hi back, in the room was Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Applejack with Applebloom, and her friends Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo. Rarity is there, and so is Twilight Sparkle. On Twilight's back was Spike. "Why is this guy here?" interrogated the angry dragon, "He tried to kill me and Twilight." "I know you probably don't trust me, but I'm here to help." I reply. "And were glad you're here," Pinkie said bouncing around. "I've got disguises for you two," Pinkie informed us, "Dashie, you'll be disguised as Derpy." My disguise was a brown stallion with a black mane. The cutie mark on my disguise was a tree, and my name would be Congo Whorekanoga. "Who makes up these names?!" I asked infuriated, "And there is no way, I'm going to fit in this." Somehow however, I did. Everyone else was in disguise, and I wasn't the only one mad with mine. Rarity claimed that her disguise smelled like rotten fish. "It's better then being in a suit twice your size." I said. After the three of us got our disguises on Pinkie Pie handed the rest of her friends some metalic eye peices. She said they would pretend to be roboticized. "Why can't me Rainbow Dash, and Rarity do that?" I asked. Apparently, Pinkie thought it would give our cover away if we were all disguised as roboticized ponies. "I'm not a pony though." I said, very annoyed. "That's why you're disguised as one!" Pinkie said, "Now lets go." We were in our disguises, and got out of the apartment. We had a plan to sneak into Canterlot, take over the train station, and get back to Ponyville. From there we would drop off Applebloom and her friends at sugarcube corner. Rarity and Fluttershy would watch them, while the rest of us would sneak into the enemy base, find info on any attacks, and report it to Princess Celestia once we got it. "Ok everyone on the car." I ordered. Soon Our team was on the car, with me and Rainbow Dash in it, Spike somehow got in the trunk. "You know what you're doing?" Fluttershy asked. I said yes and used Chaos control to get us into Canterlot. We all felt nervous, as I slowly drove towards the station. We stuck out like a sore thumb, Robotnik's army would've seen us by now, but they didn't. The train was set, but there were no locomotives to pull it. "I don't know why there aren't any engines to pull the train." Twilight said. "I guess I'll have to pull it," I replied. Rainbow Dash got on top of the train, and we each held different ends of a rope. I could have pushed the train, but the ponies insisted that I pulled it from the front. "You ready?" Dash asked. I didn't even say anything, but I started pulling the train. My disguise looked weird, and I was hoping the enemy saw us. Back at Ponyville, Robotnik decided to rename it Nikville. While our main enemy was sitting in Twilight's library, three Nazis came in. "Hiel Robotnik!" they said. Robotnik returned his hiel, and asked about my whereabouts. "We killed him," one of the Nazis said, "but his car somehow vanished." "Interesting, " Robotnik said. They thought the missiles were so powerful, that the remains of my car, just dissapeared, with me and Rainbow Dash in it. "One pony down, five more to go." Robotnik said to himself, as he crossed Rainbow Dash off the chart. "Halt!" someone shouted at me. Great, first I'm in a shitty disguise, now I have a badnik on my case. "What are you doing?" he asked. "I'm pulling a train to ponyville. There were no locomotives, so I decided to pull it myself." I told him. "You must be really tough." the badnik replied. "Who are you anyway?" "My name is S-" I was going to say my name when I remembered the fake name Pinkie gave me. "Congo Whorekanoga." The badnik stared at me for a few seconds. "What's in the train?" he asked. I decided to lie, "I brought weapons for your army." As soon as I said that, the badnik looked like he was going to kill me, but then he noticed something on my leg. Or maybe in it since part of my hand was sticking out. "Whats this?" he asked. Without a word I jumped on him, took my disguise off, and threw it in the river. At least we made it to Ponyville, without one of our teammates getting caught. "Ok everyone out." Rarity ordered. I guess she was tired with being in that train. By the time everyone was out, it was dark. We had to drop Applebloom and her friends off at Sugarcube corner. Mr, and Ms Cake survived, and said they would take care of the three fillies, but they had their babies to worry about. "Me and Rarity can stay here." Fluttershy offered. So it was settled, four ponies with assault rifles, babysitting three fillies that had .44 magnums. If they were going to carry light weaponry, they needed something with lots of firepower. Thats why Twilight made copies of my magnum, with hundreds of bullets, Sweetie Belle could use her magic to copy the ammo. As for the rest of us, it was a grey hedgehog (me) Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, and Twilight Sparkle with Spike. They all had an MP40 from the previous battle, but I had my M249 machine gun, with a mini uzi and .44 magnum. "Too bad for your disguise." Pinkie whispered. I had an idea to dress up as Shadow. I knew I would've gotten everything except the shoes right, but I did it anyway. "Losers won't notice a thing." I said after getting the disguise on, "How do I look?" "Exactly like him." Applejack replied. Our plan was to vandalize some of the trucks, and other vehicles. Thats what me, Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash were doing. The others would sneak inside the enemy base, and find stuff about the next attack. "What do you think they'll do?" Spike asked. "No idea." Twilight said nervously, "But we gotta find out. It's now or never." "Ooh nightvisiony!" Pinkie Pie said as she ran around with her night vision goggles on. "Pinkie!" Rainbow Dash said annoyed, "Place the C4 on the damn tank." "Lets try taking her goggles off." I said while taking her goggles off. "Hey!" she said, "I was playing with those." "Oh you were? I'm sorry!" I said sarcastically. Despite our loud conversation, no one in the watch towers heard us. "Ok, I think were good. On to the airplanes." Dash exclaimed. Back in the enemy HQ, Twilight found a room that had a door marked TOP SECRET. It was locked, so Applejack kicked it in. "Really?" Spike asked, for Applejack made a lot of noise after kicking the door. "I'll stand guard." Twilight said with her MP40 steady in her hooves. Spike and Applejack were searching the drawers for any plans on attacks in Equestria. They found a folder marked Canterlot Castle. In it contained a picture of Princess Celestia's castle, and papers with info about the army inside. "We gotta take this pronto." Spike said. "We have an intruder!" someone shouted. "Twilight, what's going on?!" Applejack asked. "I got spotted by a nazi." she said, "Shoot them while I teleport us out of here." As Twilight was casting a spell on teleportation three nazis came in the room. They shot at them, but it was too late. Twilight, Applejack, and Spike escaped. Suddenly an alarm went off and a voice was speaking through a microphone, "Attention, three intruders were spotted in the base. They are Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, and Spike. Shoot at will!" "Let's go!" Dash shouted as me and my team made a run for it. "Twilight!" I asked in a walkie talkie, "What happened? Did you get any info?" "We got info," Twilight replied, "Robotnik's army plans on bombing Princess Celestia's castle." "Ok, we finished with the vandalism, we'll meet you back at-" that was all I could say before getting spotted in the searchlight. "This can't be good." Pinkie said nervously. We were running our fastest (well I wasn't) while killing nazis and badniks. As soon as we were about to escape the gate closed. Pinkie got out, but I was stuck with Rainbow Dash. I tried busting down a wall, but I was knocked out. As Rainbow Dash tried to fly away, they shot her wing, and she couldn't fly. Good thing I'm in disguise, she thought. Since she was wearing a Derpy costume not much damage was brought to her wing. They already knew I was in disguise, and they took it off. "You've got a lot of nerve to dress up as someone you killed." Robotnik said. He was forcing me to stand against a wall in the base. Rainbow Dash was standing next to me. As we stood next to each other Robotnik noticed something on Rainbow Dash, and took it off. "I don't know who you were dressed as," Robotnik exclaimed revealing Dash's blue face and rainbow mane, "but it was a good disguise. Now, what were you doing?" None of us said a thing, and Robotnik started hitting me until blood came out of my body. No matter how much they asked, I wasn't going to tell them a thing. "What do you mean they kidnapped her?" Scootaloo asked being mad at Pinkie Pie for not rescuing her. "Twilight got spotted by a nazi, the alarm went off, we were about to make a run for it, then the gate closed, and only I got out." Pinkie said. She then started crying because for all she knew, Rainbow Dash would be dead. "Twilight," Rarity said, "Whats in that folder?" As Twilight showed Rarity the folder containing Robotnik's plan to bomb Princess Celestia's castle she was shocked. "We got to do something." She said, "But we have to save Sean," Fluttershy said, "And Rainbow Dash!" Pinkie and Scootaloo shouted Simoultaneously. "Allright," Twilight said, "Here is the plan. Me, Fluttershy, and Rarity will go warn Princess Celestia about the attack. The rest of you go save Sean and Rainbow Dash." "What should we do?" Mrs. Cake asked. "You and Mr. Cake don't need to do anything." Twilight replied. "Be careful Sweetie Belle." Rarity said. "I will." Sweetie Belle said, "I love you." As the two sisters hugged each other I was tied to a chair. I had blood coming out of my nose, and mouth. Rainbow Dash was next to me, also tied to a chair, and was punched a few times in the chest. "You can make this easier on yourself." Robotnik said as two nazis, and four badniks stood behind him. "What were you doing in our base?" Robotnik asked again. "We were just looking for a friend." I said. Robotnik didn't buy it, and he hit me once again. "I'm telling you the truth!" I shouted. Then Big Macintosh showed up out of nowhere with my machine gun, and shot everyone. Robotnik ran off, and got in one of the airplanes which was a bomber. As he did this the engine died. Our vandalism has paid off. "You guys ok?" Big Mack asked. "Yeah. Thanks." I said. He gave my gun back when Applejack arrived with Pinkie Pie, Spike, and the cutie mark crusaders. "Whats up guys?" I asked. Scootaloo and Pinkie ran towards Rainbow Dash to see if she was ok. "How did you get out?" Applejack asked. "Your brother." I told her while pointing at Big Mack. "Did you miss me?" Big Mack asked. "Eeyup." Applejack said, trying to sound like her brother. We laughed, and then soon heard an airplane take off. "We gotta stop that airplane now!" I said. All of us ran after the airplane, but only me, Scootaloo, and Rainbow Dash seemed to keep up. "Your fast for a filly." I told her. The orange pegasus just looked, and smiled. I guess it was because she was trying to be much like Rainbow Dash. Twilight ran into the castle with Fluttershy and Rarity. The sun was rising, and the sky was a mixture of orange, and blue. Princess Celestia was watching the sunrise with her sister, Princess Luna. Luna was going to say something, but a soldier arrived, "Your Highness, Twilight is here to see you." "Tell her to come in." She said. "You weren't expecting her were you?" Luna asked. "No," Celestia replied, "It must be something important." Twilight Sparkle soon arrived with the folder of info about the castle she was in. "Princess!" She said panting, "Robotnik has returned and wants to bomb your castle, and all of Canterlot!" "Well you were right about the serious part." Luna replied. Twilight soon showed the two sisters the folder, and all the info about the castle. Meanwhile my group was still chasing the bomber. "Dash, Scootaloo. Carry me in there." I told them. Luckily Rainbow Dash was a extremely fast flyer, and we got inside the bomber. "Ach! I knew you would try to sneak inside." Robotnik said. We were about to attack when a badnik behind us shot Rainbow Dash, and pushed us out of the airplane. As he looked at the falling pegasus, and hedgehog he noticed something missing. Wasn't there a orange pony, he thought. As he noticed this Scootaloo jumped on the badnik, and killed him. Then she went to Robotnik, and tried her best to prevent the evil person from bombing Princess Celestia's castle. "Get away from that!" Robotnik shouted, as he threw Scootaloo out the plane. She grabbed the window and remembered she had a gun. Shooting at Robotnik, all she could hit was his arm, which flew off his body. Then she had to let go. Scootaloo put up a good fight, but it wasn't good enough. While she was flying back to the ground, I was trying to get Rainbow Dash to fly again. She had so much pain from being shot that she passed out. "Oh man this can't be good!" I said, looking below me. We were falling closer, and closer to the ground. I did a spindash, and hoped that Rainbow Dash would wake up in time. We soon hit the ground. I couldn't tell which way the bomber went, but I had something else to worry about. "Dash." I said, I landed close enough for her to hear me, but I didn't get a response. "Dash!" I said again, still no response. I get closer to her, when I realise she was hurt really bad from the fall. I didn't know she was alive when I notice her eyes move a little bit. Some blood is coming out of her mouth, and from the part of her body where she landed. "No No don't die!" I said. Dash looked up at me, and said, "Sean?" I nodded my head holding in tears, "Yeah what is it?" I ask. "I lov-" Then, Rainbow Dash died. "NO!!" I shouted, "NO, NO, NO! Don't do this to me!" I said. I was crying, as I picked Rainbow Dash up. Many ponies were running past, as I tried asking one of them for help. All of them ignored me, and then an explosion went off. I look to my right, and see Princess Celestia's castle on fire. Robotnik was right, he would get revenge, and he just did. He nearly killed me, while killing Rainbow Dash, and bombing a castle, probably killing more people for all I knew. I stopped crying, and went to a doughnut shop not far away. There waiting for me was Spike, Pinkie Pie, Applejack, and her sister Applebloom, with Big Macintosh. Sweetie Belle was also there, with Doughnut Joe, and a blue pegasus that had red liberty spikes. "What happened to Rainbow Dash?" Pinkie asked frowning. "She fell, and died." I told Pinkie. Everyone looked at the blue pony I was holding in my hands. Much of her face is being covered by her mane. "Did Twilight and the others make it out in time?" I asked. "I don't know." Applejack said. Suddenly the door opened, and Scootaloo came in. "Are you guys ok?" She asked. "I'm ok," I said, "but she isn't." As I showed Scootaloo the dead Rainbow Dash she started crying. "I might be able to bring her back to life." Sweetie Belle said. "No, let me do it." Joe said, "I've brought many things back to life before." So Doughnut Joe brought Rainbow Dash back to life. Then Scootaloo hugged her. "Welcome back Dashie." Pinkie exclaimed. "It's great to be back." Dash said. "I don't remember much about falling to my death, but I'm glad to be back." She looked around and saw another blue pegasus. "Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Shredder, and all I do is rock and roll." He said. "Well your not doing it now." Dash said. After she said that, Shredder got a guitar from the counter, and started playing. The guitar was already plugged in the amp, and it was loud. "Damn, your good." I said when he finished. "Yes I am." he replied. "Now, what about our army?" "I think it should be called the Pony alliance." Pinkie said. "And the cutie mark crusaders will help you." Applebloom said standing next to her friends. "Allright, sounds good." I said. Then I notice Spike staring at me, not trusting me one bit. I walk up to him and say, "I know you probably don't like me after what happened two weeks ago, but that was a long time ago. We have to stop Robotnik's army, and save Twilight, Fluttershy, and your girlfriend." Spike soon got nervous, "Rarity is not my girlfriend! I want her to be, but she isn't." "We can change that." I tell him. Soon all of us get in a circle, and shout "Pony Alliance URA!"

The End


Announcer: And now, a sneak peak to the 4th installment of Six Shooters.

Alan, and Stuart were running towards a dealership.

Stuart: I'm not certain if we have the money to buy a new car.
Alan: Who said we were buying it? I happen to know how to hot wire cars.
Stuart: No. We are not hot wiring a car.
Alan: Not even that one? *Points at a red 1967 Oldsmobile 442 convertible*
Stuart: You have to be fucking kidding.
Alan: I'm not, now let's go before those bad guys show up. *Runs to the Oldsmobile*
Stuart: I think it's safe to wait for my Packard to be repaired.
Alan: Fuck that. We need to get out of here. It's now or never. *Gets in the car* A good thing someone decided to leave the top down. *Begins to hot wire the car*
Stuart: Oh hell. *Gets in, sitting down next to Alan*
Alan: *Starts the car*

Rocco's men were coming back in their Plymouths. Song (Start at 1:15): link

Alan: We gotta go! *Floors it out of the dealership, and drives back to the highway*
Man 86: *Drives after Alan*
Man 97: *Also following in his car*
Man 94: Is that them sir?
Rocco: Yes. Stop them this instant.
Alan: *Passes between a station wagon, and a Mustang*
Men: *About to pass between the two same cars*
Station Wagon Lady: *Goes into the middle lane*
Man 86: *Swerves into the left lane*
Man 97: *Honks at the station wagon, then he too drives into the left lane*
Stuart: Please be careful.
Alan: Shut up. I have to concentrate.
Man 86: They're getting away from us.
Man 54: Then shoot at them. *Leans out his window with a Tommygun, and fires 20 bullets*
Alan: *Hearing the bullets hit the road* Not a good shot. Is he? *Turns right, cutting off a pick up truck*
Truck Man: *Brakes, honking his horn*
Rocco: Use the phone, and call for more men!
Man 99: Yes sir. *Using a phone*

Skip the song to 2:38

Alan: *Increasing speed*
Stuart: *Looking back* They're not able to keep up.
Alan: *Nods* I think it's time to turn off the highway. *Turns right, going up a small hill to an intersection*
Men: *Taking the right turn*
Alan: *Drifts right on the intersection*
Men: *Stop for a truck, then take a right turn to follow Alan*
Alan: *Passing another truck, then drifts onto a road to the left*
Stuart: *Leaning on the dashboard*
Alan: I always found this route to Cape May to be the quickest.
Man 86: *Knocks a man off a motorcycle as he turns left*
Motorcycle Man: *Stands up*
Man 97: *Pushes the motorcycle into a tree as he turns right*
Motorcycle Man: Motherfuckers!
Alan: *Goes off road to pass a van. He smashes a corn sign to pieces* I never really did like corn.
Men: *Continue to chase Alan*
Rocco: We're losing him. We're losing him!!
Man 97: Don't worry sir, we'll catch up.

The song fades away as Alan turns right, into an Ice Cream place.

Alan: *Stops behind the ice cream place*
Stuart: *Watching the others pass them*
Alan: Well?
Stuart: *Laughs* It worked!
Alan: Good. What do you say we get some ice cream while we wait for those guys to get further away from us?
Stuart: Ice cream?
Alan: Don't tell me you're too old for ice cream.
Stuart: Well how old are you?
Alan: 30. *Backs up the car into a parking space* I've been having Ice cream since I was 5. When did you stop?
Stuart: When I was 13.
Alan: Ooh. What happened?
Stuart: I grew up.
Alan: Believe me, there are hundreds of people, maybe even more, that are older than us, and they still enjoy ice cream.
Stuart: How about a root beer float?
Alan: Now we're talking. Let's go. *Walks with Stuart to the front window*

Here are two previews to other fan fictions from SeanTheHedgehog

2021 - 2016

On May 27, 2016, a war was started by a Hungarian named Gergely Szórád. He started this war on a website on the internet called Fanpop. He replaced an icon, using a picture that had Starlight Glimmer in it. Gergely also threatened to kill anyone that opposed the new icon he created. This angered millions, and split the My Little Pony fandom into two. The S.G. Bronies, (the bad guys), and the Anti S.G. Bronies, (the good guys.) This war also created a new law in April 12, 2018, all forms of entertainment were made illegal. This law was a gateway to making easy money on the internet, by uploading pictures, videos, and stories, much like this one.

One MLP fan retired from the brony community immediately when the war started. Gergely tried to track him down, in an attempt to get the retired brony onto his side, but luck was not on Gergely's side. It was on the side of Sean Bodine.

Carter's Island, near Lockeport, Nova Scotia.
June 22, 2021

Sean: *Walks out of his house, and towards a sea plane. He climbs in, puts the key in the ignition, and starts the plane*

Song: link

Sean: *Moves forward, and goes 75 miles an hour as he flies out of the water*
Boat Captain: Bodine? Come in Bodine! We need your help!!
Sean: This is Bodine, reading you loud, and clear. Where are you?
Boat Captain: We're in the Atlantic Ocean, just south of Clark's Harbor. S.G. Bronies are attacking us from every direction.
Sean: I'm on my way. Hang in there. *Flying west, to Clark's Harbor*

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Sean: *Flying to Clark's Harbor*

A Fan Fiction about bronies, bounty hunters, people that make "illegal" entertainment, and showing how terrible Starlight Glimmer is.

Sean: *Going 100 miles an hour*

2021

Starring Sean Bodine as himself
Triq267 as Britton Codaire
Someonebutnoone as Dan Noone
Kyle Hummel as himself
Jade_23 as Jade Gordon
Windwakerguy430 as Nik Craig
NocturnalMirage as Gergely Szórád
BTFlash as Brett Flasch
Alinah09 as Alinah Sorotado
Canada24 as Connor Noilles
And a made up character, Katie Hummel

Sean: *Getting towards Clark's Harbor* Captain, I see you. Keep fighting the S.G's. I'll be down to finish them off. *Decreasing altitude*
Gergely: Keep going!! We need $200,000, and we're out of here!
S.G. Bronies: *Throwing bags of money onto Gergely's boat*
Brett: This is a lot of money we're making.
Gergely: Correct. With this, we'll buy more weapons to crush everyone that doesn't like Starlight Glimmer.

Stop the song

Sean: *Shooting Gergely's boat*
S.G. Bronies: *Die*
Brett: What?!
Gergely: It's Sean!! Get snipers, and take him down!!
Sean: *Turns around, and shoots the snipers, as well as Brett*
Brett: *Dies*
Gergely: Connor, get a rocket launcher!
Connor: Right!! *Runs outside to the back of the boat with a rocket launcher*
Sean: *Shoots Connor seventeen times*
Connor: *Dies*
Sean: *Talking on his loudspeaker* Attention Gergely Szórád! Surrender right now, and return the money!
Gergely: Fuck that, we're getting out of here!!
Sean: *Shoots the floor on Gergely's left side twenty times*
Gergely: Alright, fine!! We'll return the money!!
Sean: Good!
Captain: *With several guards. They take their money back*

Papillon - 2015

Papillon, Louis, and Andre got to a small island with the bribed guard on the boat.

Bribed Guard: Okay, your boat is on this island. Give me three thousand dollars.
Papillon: *Gives bribed guard three thousand dollars, then gets off the boat with Louis, and Andre*
Bribed Guard: Oh, one more thing. *Gives Papillon three rifles, and ammo* Use them wisely.
Papillon: *Gives rifle, and ammo to Louis, and Andre* Thanks.
Bribed Guard: *Rides away in his boat*
Andre: How come he can't get us all the way back to France?
Papillon: It would make things too obvious. Let's find that boat, and get out of here.
Louis: *Loads his rifle, and keeps a lookout* Those bounty hunters better not show up.
Papillon: *Finds boat, and drags it out of bush* Here it is. *Finds a bag* What's in there?
Andre: I'm not sure.
Papillon: *Walks into boat, and his legs go through* Aw, shit!! *Gets out of boat* This boat is a worthless piece of shit!!! *Finds tape on boat, and takes it off* There's a bunch of holes in here, and it's all patched up with tape!
Andre: Now what?
Louis: May I tell you two something?
Papillon: What?
Louis: That leg I was telling you about. I didn't sprain it. I fractured it.
Papillon: You broke your leg?!
Louis: *Knods*
Papillon: WELL WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING?!
Louis: I thought if I told you, you would leave me behind.
Papillon: NO SHIT I'D LEAVE YOU BEHIND!
Louis: *Irritated* Look. I got you the money you needed for the escape, and if it wasn't for me, that guard would've shot you after he knocked out Andrew.
Papillon: He probably would've missed me.
Andre: Listen you two, we need to stop arguing. We lost three thousand dollars, and we don't have a boat. We need to think about how to get out of here.

They heard a loud bird, but they weren't sure what it was.

Louis: *Points his rifle at some trees*
Andre: *Pointing his rifle at bamboo*
Papillon: Wait here, I'll go see what that is. *Goes through bushes, and sees a bird in a cage*
Moss: *Standing behind Papillon, and points a sawed off shotgun at his head* Freeze mister. You just so happen to touch that bird, and you're dead. Drop your weapon.
Papillon: *Puts rifle on ground*
Moss: Now turn around.
Papillon: *Turns around, and faces Moss*
Moss: You ran away from a prison camp. Correct?
Papillon: *Nods*
Moss: You paid somepony three grand for a boat.
Papillon: Yup.
Moss: And the boat's no good.
Papillon: Yeah.
Moss: *Puts shotgun away* Been expectin' ya.