CokeTheUmbreon Article: Reasons Why I Want To Visit Holland

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posted by CokeTheUmbreon

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Goede dag, CokeTheUmbreon fans! CokeTheUmbreon, The Garnet UMBR3ON, here! I'm a HUGE fan of Europe, but one of my favourite countries is Holland. (AKA the Netherlands.) These are my reasons why I want to visit the country.

Note: I'm not too good at speaking Dutch. Any questions? No? Then strap on your klompen and follow me!

Muziek (Dutch for 'music')

The music is one of the reasons why I want to visit Holland. Why? Because most of my favourite edm and house artists and groups are from there. The favourites range from Wiwek (Utrecht), The Partysquad (Amsterdam), and Alvaro (Den Helder) to Hardwell (Breda), Dyro (Leiden) and Afrojack (Spijkenesse).
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Alvaro

Keuken (Dutch for 'cuisine')

The food sounds great! I could go for some frikandel (a skinless, fried sausage) and some fries, hold the mayo. The friessaus (not to be confused with fry sauce) sounds good. I'm debating on trying it.

Well I love to eat. So what?

Cities I Want To Visit

Amsterdam, a beautiful port city.

Look at the lights.

Rotterdam, the most second beautiful port city in Holland.

Apeldoorn (For some reason, I'm always saying that to myself.)

Apeldoorn. That's a big restaurant they got there.

Utrecht, for the Herman Brood Music Academy.

Hilversum

Does this answer your question?

But anyway, these are my reasons why I want to visit Holland. I'm The Garnet UMBR3ON. So long, and...

#GoeieVibes

And now...

Pokémon: Aura Warriors fanfic sneak peak!

Aura: We have to stop them.
Tyler van Berg: Yeah. Aura Warriors, move...
Ash: I say that! Aura Warriors, move out!
*Sergio riding on a Noivern*
Sergio: Haven't seen those garnet shinobi in 3 hours. *gasp* There goes one of them! Noivern, use Boomburst!
Kirimo: Pyroar, take that useless bat out the sky with Flamethrower!
Selene: Dragonite uses Draco Meteor!
*dust clears*
Selene: Did I kill her?
*garnet arrows fly at the two Aura Warriors*
Tatsuya: *chuckles* So these are Tubby's friends.
Selene: Where is he?
Tatsuya: *shows them a urn*
*both gasp*
*Kumara and her Ninetales show up*
Selene: You tricked us!
Kurama: Ha!
Sergio: Wait until Aura hears this.

*screen fades to black*

Pokémon: Aura Warrior - Rise Of The Garnet Shinobi

C O M I N G S O O N

Wiwek

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My Favorite Yo Mama Jokes

posted by CokeTheUmbreon

Hello there, Umbreon Kingdom! CokeTheUmbreon here, ready to share some of my favorite yo mama jokes.

Please note that there are some I didn't make. Please also note this is not to offend anyone, this is JUST FOR THE HELL OF IT!

Here goes!

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Dunkin Donuts was a basketball team.

Yo mama so stupid she thought gold rush was a football team.

Yo mama so fat when she sat on Snorlax it said, "Get off me, bitch!"

Yo mama so ugly she made Get Scared hide from her.

Yo mama so fat she evolves from Snorlax

Yo mama so fat when she put on purple bathrobe people call her a Swallot.

Yo mama...

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posted by CokeTheUmbreon

Hey, everyone! CokeTheUmbreon here! Today I want to discuss Sergio Gonzales, an RP character. He is the brother of Selene Gonzales.

Manuel: Boring!
Sergio: Shut up!

Name: Sergio Gonzales

From: Madrid

Age: 15

Love Interest: Shadow Bellatrix.
Sergio: BOOOM!
Shadow: Heeeey.
Sergio: I'm busy at the moment. We'll get pastries after, okay?

Ethnicity: White

Physical appearance: Tan skin, black hair with green streaks (his hairstyle reminds me of Inuyasha tho), green eyes.

Personality: Calm, collected, cool.

Likes: Action movies (especially Deadpool), GTA V, Pokémon battles, aura training.

Dislikes: Manuel (the...

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posted by CokeTheUmbreon

Cokey here! (Sunflame! Why did you drill Cokey in my head? Was it because I killed your zucchini army?)

Back on topic. I'm gonna brag about another RP character's Pokémon. Her name is Jenna Voorn!

Here goes!

Espeon (Sunburst)
Gender: Female
Moves:
Psychic
Shadow Ball
Dazzling Gleam
Swift

Lopunny
Gender: Female
Moves:
Ice Punch
Dizzy Punch
Water Pulse
Low Sweep

Togekiss
Gender: Female
Moves:
Shock Wave
Aura Sphere
Air Slash
Dazzling Gleam

Pidgeot
Gender: Male
Moves:
Twister
Hurricane
Heat Wave
Air Slash

Feraligatr
Gender: Male
Moves:
Superpower
Ice Fang
Crunch
Aqua Tail

Infernape (shiny)
Gender: Male
Moves:
Stone-Edge
Flame Wheel
Flare...

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posted by CokeTheUmbreon

What's up, Umbreon Kingdom! CokeTheUmbreon here! I already did an article on my RP character, Tyler van Berg, and now I'm gonna brag about some of his Pokémon.
Here goes!

Umbreon (Umbra)
Gender: male
Moves:
Dark Pulse
Psychic
Iron Tail
Payback

Talonflame
Gender: female
Moves:
Flamethrower
Flame Charge
Steel Wing
Fly

Greninja
Gender: Male
Water Pulse
Dark Pulse
Extrasensory
Ice Beam

Sceptile
Gender: male
Moves:
Leaf Blade
Leaf Storm
Earthquake
Dragon Claw

Charizard
Gender: Male
Moves:
Blast Burn
Flamethrower
Dragon Claw
Thunderpunch

Garchomp
Gender: Male
Moves:
Draco Meteor
Dragon Rush
Poison Jab
Earthquake

Typhlosion
Gender: Male
Moves:...

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posted by CokeTheUmbreon

Hey! Coke here! I'm coming to the Umbreon Kingdom with the scoop on another RP character. He is the annoying Manuel Marquezo.

Manuel: I knew you love me.
Shut the fuck up.

It annoys me to even do this article. Let's go.

Name: Manuel Marquezo

From: Canyon City (all his life)

Age: 15 (or should I say 6)

Love Interest: None really. (Probably Aura) :P

I'm gonna launch FatAura Shipping for the hell of it.
Aura: 😠
Just kidding, brah. She doesn't want him anyway... ¥.¥

Ethnicity: Hispanic (he can hardly speak Spanish. Not to be judgmental but...

WHAT THE FUCKING HELL?!!)

Physical appearance: Tan skin, black...

Jenna Voorn: RP Character

posted by CokeTheUmbreon

Hi, Umbreon Kingdom! Coke here, posting another RP Character article. Meet Jenna, an RP character from the RP Pokémon: Aura Warriors.

Manuel: I thought it was Jennifer.
Jenna: THE NAME'S JENNA!
Manuel, get the fuck outta here!

Anyways, let's get it on.

Name: Jenna Voorn

From: Rotterdam (She currently lives in Canyon City)
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Age: 16

Love Interest: Tyler van Berg

Awww she loves me.
Manuel: No she doesn't.
GO FUCK YOURSELF!!

Ethnicity: White

Physical appearance: White, lilac eyes, sorta long brown hair, skinny.

Personality: Outgoing, princess-like (at times), protective of her friends and Pokémon, trendy....

The unmbreon

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Tyler van Berg: RP Character

posted by CokeTheUmbreon

Hey, Pokémon fans and RP FRX! CokeTheUmbreon here, ready to do my first article in my personal club! XD

*Rebels by Wiwek plays in the background*

*song dies out*

But anyways, my first personal club article is on Tyler van Berg, an RP Character in the RP Pokémon: Aura Warriors. I'll be speaking as him tho. He has some of the similarities as me btw...

Let's go!

Name: Tyler van Berg

From: Amsterdam

Age: 16

Love Interest: Jenna Voorn

My bae! (I'm speaking as van Berg btw.)

Ethnicity: Black

*audience looks at me stupid*
What? Anime characters can't be black? :/
Manuel: No.
You racist fuck!

Physical appearance:...