Like the real GTA, this story is rated MATURE.. If people report it DESPITE this warning.. Whatever. don't care..
SUMMARY:
This goes with my MLP series, Saten Twist adventures.. After he and Derpy somehow got involved with Trevor Phillips..
This also introduces Pita and Maggie.. My first openly GAY characters.. Who are actually badass..
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PART 1:
Saten Twist and Derpy are seen eating subway, and watching a old cowboy movie.
Suddenly Trevor Phillips burst down the door. Demanding his money.
"WHAT THE!?" Saten cried.
"WHERE'S MY MONEY!?" Trevor cried.
"WHAT MONEY!?" Saten cried.
"You owe money to HIM, what's wrong with you!?"
"No, I owe to his daughter.. She found me some grass" Saten admits.
"And you didn't share it with me!?" Derpy cried.
"We don't have to share EVERYTHING Derpy"
"We don't. But it's still highly recommended that we do" Derpy said.
Trevor pulls out a AP Pistol.
"MONEY! NOW!" He cried.
Derpy sighed and said, "I'll handle this".
Derpy walks to behind Trevor, grabbing a glass vase.
"MONEY!" Trevor cried, before Derpy heads him the back of the head, knocking him unconscious.
Awkward silence.
"You still have that weed?" Derpy asked.
"Sure, follow me" Saten said, heading to a off view room.
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SEVERAL HOURS LATER:
Derpy is seen poking Trevor, getting him to wake up. He finally does.
"How did you find us? We left Los Santos weeks ago.. Why are you in Ponyvile" Derpy asks.
"It wasn't hard, I just found the huge signs, saying WELCOME TO PONYVILLE"
"Again.. Why are you here?.. How did you find us?" Derpy asked.
"I asked that purple girl for directions to your house"
"Twilight!?.. You saw Twilight!?" Derpy asked nervously.
"Yes, the purple one.. I demanded her for answers about where to find you.. She refused to help me, said she new I was bad new.. I admit.. I kinda got a little angry"
"You didn't!"
"I didn't kill her, no.. But I started threatening that little dragon, saying I'll break his neck.. She suddenly got real quick with the answers" Trevor said.
"Your a monster Trevor" Derpy growled.
"Hey, I never actually hurt him" Trevor said.
"Yeah, but you said you were GONNA hurt him.. Spike is a little kid.. Here little brother" Derpy said.
"Any I care because?"
"That's it, I have to do it" Derpy said.
"Do wha-"
Before Trevor finished, Derpy tasered him, and he cried in pain.
"SHIT! THAT HURT!"
"It was suppose to.. I liked it better when you were unconscious" Derpy said.
"That's not what your mom sai-"
Derpy tasers him again.
"AHH, STOP DOING THAT!" He cried angrily.
"As soon as it gets boring" Derpy cried, and tasers him again, Trevor screamed angrily in pain.
"Nope, still fun" Derpy chuckled, sadistically.
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A FEW DAYS LATER:
Trevor is seen holding Mayor Mare outside her open window.
"Fine, I'll bring you to my damn birthday party" Mare said tearfully.
"Will there be chocolate cake?" Trevor asked.
"No" Mare said.
Trevor losses his grip.
"I MEAN YES! YES!" Mare cried in fear.
"That a girl" Trevor said, putting her back inside, and patting her on the head.
"You won't get away with that, I'm the mayor. It's in my name"
"Well. Considering how lame your police force is, I'm pretty sure I WOULD get away with it" Trevor said.
"I know Chief Ditto"
"Oh, him.. He's different.. Fine, I'll leave" Trevor said, leaving, showing some dead guards from outside the house.
"And you may wanna repaint" Trevor said, riding off on a bicycle, whistling Camptown Races.
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Mayor Mare brings Trevor reluctantly too her birthday. Though Pinkie Pie was happy about this, she gets to give him welcome to ponyville party.
"Yeah, lets party" Trevor said, pulling out his AP Pistol and shoots Cherry Barry though the head, killing her, and blood sprays over some of the shocked guests.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" Pinkie screamed.
"What you said, I'm partying" Now who wants so sky blue Methamphetamine?" Trevor asked.
"You mean from Breaking Bad?" Octavia asked.
"It's shocking that you know that" Rarity says.
"It's a popular a show. . Anyway, where's Twilight?" Rainbow asked.
"Nobody has seen her sense yesterday" Rarity says.
AT CANTERLOT:
"He's gonna burn down all of ponyville if you don't hurry" Twilight said, having flew there a few days ago, due to still being a in training alicorn princess.
"Oh sweetie, he can't be so ba-"
"We saw him EAT someone!" Twilight cried.
"Well, I can't protect you Twilight.. I might be the police chief, but I'm also only ONE ageing Alicorn" Ditto said.
"... He knows where Scootaloo lives"
Ditto paused.
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THE NEXT DAY:
Ditto is seen handcuffing Trevor.
"Now think about what you did" Ditto said.
"What DID I do!?" Trevor cried.
"Don't you sass me" Ditto said, throwing Trevor in the cop car.
(zooms in on Twilight).
"You sure he won't get out?" Twilight asked nervously.
"Yes, he'll never get awa- (when zoomed back out, Trevor is out of the car, left the cuffs behind, and is long gone) Oh, damn it, he got away" Ditto said annoyedly.
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After two weeks, Trevor ends up in Manhattan.
Shortly after we see Maggie, who runs the bar, is holding Trevor's arm in a painful position, ready to break it if necessary.
"What happened here?" Spitfire asked, coming in after hearing all the noise.
"He called me a cunt after I said we had no Whiskey here" Margarita said, holding Trevor down.
"Oh.." Spitfire said, heading towards the bar stool, and looking at the menu as security began forcing Trevor out.
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LATER THAT SAME EVENING:
Pita is seen driving Trevor home.
"So.. You really pissed off my girlfriend"
"You guys are gay?.. I don't care, I'm fine if you are.. I just don't see it" Trevor said, and being completely censure about it.
"Well, technically I'm bisexual.. And I got tired of boys always breaking my heart, decided to try switching teams, see if it's any better.. And who better, than my old collage room mate.. Who I think had a crush on me anyway." Pita explained.
"But, this is probably getting weird.. So I'll stop talking about it" Pita said.
"No.. It's okay... It's kinda hot" Trevor said.
"Eww" Pita said under her breath.
"I honestly think I'm bisexual as well.. I'll honestly fuck anything.. I even fucked a snail.. And the worst part is that the snail STILL didn't call me, even to this day!" Trevor said.
Pita doesn't reply. To creeped out by that statement.
"Say, you mind if I share some deeply personal secrets with you?" Trevor asked.
"Oh god, please don-"
"I honestly think I am sexually attracted to my mom.. But I knew she would never understand.. And that's when I realized.. I HAD TO KILL THAT FUCKING BITCH!!
(Time Skip)
TREVOR: That's when I realized I have a fetish for being raped by Donald Trump.. Probably because he's such a large figure wait now.. And me being a meth addicted, SLUT!
(Time Skip)
TREVOR: I probably gave my dog AIDS.. But it was still a interesting day..
(Time Skip)
TREVOR: And that's why I killed the dude, and made him into a cupcake, witch I fed to the town of ponyville..
"(stops the car) Hey, we made it.. Again, thanks for keeping me company." Trevor said before he exits the car, heading to his hotel room.
Pita is seen with widened eyes of terror. Completely speechless.
Saten flies over shortly after.
"Hey beautiful.. Looking hot, and fuck worthy"
Pita doesn't reply.
"Hey, I'm joking, I know you like girls now"
Pita doesn't reply
"Are you okay Pita?"
"... Bar" Pita saiid quitely.
"We need to go the bar"
"But why?" Saten asked.
"We need to go the bar!" Pita replied, louder.
"But you don't drin-"
"BAR! NOW!" Pita screamed.
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AT A BAR:
"Wow.. He's worse than I thought" Saten said, as Pita chugs down a vodka bottle.
"Can we just forget about it.. How long is he here?"
"I'm not sure" Saten admitted.
PART 2:
Twilight is quitely reading one of her books when Trevor bursts though her window while escaping the cops.
"AHH! IT'S YOU!" Twilight screamed, reaching for a phone but Trevor grabs her, and orders her to stay tied in the corner.
"If you let me hide here, I'll let you go out with me"
"But I have no intention of dating you"
"Oh come on, you don't want some of 'this?" Trevor said, referring to himself.
"No for all the money in the world" Twilight says.
Suddenly Ditto burst in. "I have you Trevor" He says.
Trevor puts on fake glasses, with the big nose.
"Who's Trevor? I was here with Twilight all day"
"No you haven't, you just got here" Twilight said.
Trevor glared at her angrily, for not playing along.
"Give it up Trevor" Ditto says, gun in hand.
Trevor, in panic, grabs Spike, holding him at gun point.
"No body move.. I'll shoot him!" Trevor cried in panic.
"You sick son of a bitch! What are you demands!" Ditto cried.
"ANOTHER HOSTAGE!" Trevor screamed.
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Ditto is later seen sitting next to Twilight, as one of the hostages.
"DAMN IT!" He screamed in rage.
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Cops are seen surrounding Twilight's tree house (literary a tree house).
Trevor is heard shouting at them though a bull horn.
"Y'ALL LISTEN HERE! I GOT THREE HOSTAGES! A LOADED GUN! AND I'M PRETTY FUCKING HIGH ON COCAINE!.. For Every moment I don't have a helicopter, I'M KILLING A HOSTAGE!"
"Shit, what do we do!?" Ditto cried.
"I have an idea SO crazy, it just.. Might.. Work" Twilight said dramatic. And than simply just used her magic to take the gun out of Trevor's hand.
"OH GOD! I'M SCREWED!" Trevor cried in panic.
Suddenly Princess Celestia, who, for those aren't really too familiar with MLP, is actually a demi god. Burst though the wall, confronting Trevor.
"Mr Phillips, for your crimes against Ponyville, you are charged with death, how do you plead?" She asked.
"... Not guilty by reason of insanity"
"Guilty!" Celestia cried, shooting a spell at him, killing him.
But of coarse, in typical GTA fashion, Trevor reappears later from a hospital, as if nothing happen.. He decided to go back to Los Santos, this place was boring.
THE END
SUMMARY:
This goes with my MLP series, Saten Twist adventures.. After he and Derpy somehow got involved with Trevor Phillips..
This also introduces Pita and Maggie.. My first openly GAY characters.. Who are actually badass..
-------------------------------------------------------------------
PART 1:
Saten Twist and Derpy are seen eating subway, and watching a old cowboy movie.
Suddenly Trevor Phillips burst down the door. Demanding his money.
"WHAT THE!?" Saten cried.
"WHERE'S MY MONEY!?" Trevor cried.
"WHAT MONEY!?" Saten cried.
"You owe money to HIM, what's wrong with you!?"
"No, I owe to his daughter.. She found me some grass" Saten admits.
"And you didn't share it with me!?" Derpy cried.
"We don't have to share EVERYTHING Derpy"
"We don't. But it's still highly recommended that we do" Derpy said.
Trevor pulls out a AP Pistol.
"MONEY! NOW!" He cried.
Derpy sighed and said, "I'll handle this".
Derpy walks to behind Trevor, grabbing a glass vase.
"MONEY!" Trevor cried, before Derpy heads him the back of the head, knocking him unconscious.
Awkward silence.
"You still have that weed?" Derpy asked.
"Sure, follow me" Saten said, heading to a off view room.
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SEVERAL HOURS LATER:
Derpy is seen poking Trevor, getting him to wake up. He finally does.
"How did you find us? We left Los Santos weeks ago.. Why are you in Ponyvile" Derpy asks.
"It wasn't hard, I just found the huge signs, saying WELCOME TO PONYVILLE"
"Again.. Why are you here?.. How did you find us?" Derpy asked.
"I asked that purple girl for directions to your house"
"Twilight!?.. You saw Twilight!?" Derpy asked nervously.
"Yes, the purple one.. I demanded her for answers about where to find you.. She refused to help me, said she new I was bad new.. I admit.. I kinda got a little angry"
"You didn't!"
"I didn't kill her, no.. But I started threatening that little dragon, saying I'll break his neck.. She suddenly got real quick with the answers" Trevor said.
"Your a monster Trevor" Derpy growled.
"Hey, I never actually hurt him" Trevor said.
"Yeah, but you said you were GONNA hurt him.. Spike is a little kid.. Here little brother" Derpy said.
"Any I care because?"
"That's it, I have to do it" Derpy said.
"Do wha-"
Before Trevor finished, Derpy tasered him, and he cried in pain.
"SHIT! THAT HURT!"
"It was suppose to.. I liked it better when you were unconscious" Derpy said.
"That's not what your mom sai-"
Derpy tasers him again.
"AHH, STOP DOING THAT!" He cried angrily.
"As soon as it gets boring" Derpy cried, and tasers him again, Trevor screamed angrily in pain.
"Nope, still fun" Derpy chuckled, sadistically.
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A FEW DAYS LATER:
Trevor is seen holding Mayor Mare outside her open window.
"Fine, I'll bring you to my damn birthday party" Mare said tearfully.
"Will there be chocolate cake?" Trevor asked.
"No" Mare said.
Trevor losses his grip.
"I MEAN YES! YES!" Mare cried in fear.
"That a girl" Trevor said, putting her back inside, and patting her on the head.
"You won't get away with that, I'm the mayor. It's in my name"
"Well. Considering how lame your police force is, I'm pretty sure I WOULD get away with it" Trevor said.
"I know Chief Ditto"
"Oh, him.. He's different.. Fine, I'll leave" Trevor said, leaving, showing some dead guards from outside the house.
"And you may wanna repaint" Trevor said, riding off on a bicycle, whistling Camptown Races.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
Mayor Mare brings Trevor reluctantly too her birthday. Though Pinkie Pie was happy about this, she gets to give him welcome to ponyville party.
"Yeah, lets party" Trevor said, pulling out his AP Pistol and shoots Cherry Barry though the head, killing her, and blood sprays over some of the shocked guests.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" Pinkie screamed.
"What you said, I'm partying" Now who wants so sky blue Methamphetamine?" Trevor asked.
"You mean from Breaking Bad?" Octavia asked.
"It's shocking that you know that" Rarity says.
"It's a popular a show. . Anyway, where's Twilight?" Rainbow asked.
"Nobody has seen her sense yesterday" Rarity says.
AT CANTERLOT:
"He's gonna burn down all of ponyville if you don't hurry" Twilight said, having flew there a few days ago, due to still being a in training alicorn princess.
"Oh sweetie, he can't be so ba-"
"We saw him EAT someone!" Twilight cried.
"Well, I can't protect you Twilight.. I might be the police chief, but I'm also only ONE ageing Alicorn" Ditto said.
"... He knows where Scootaloo lives"
Ditto paused.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
THE NEXT DAY:
Ditto is seen handcuffing Trevor.
"Now think about what you did" Ditto said.
"What DID I do!?" Trevor cried.
"Don't you sass me" Ditto said, throwing Trevor in the cop car.
(zooms in on Twilight).
"You sure he won't get out?" Twilight asked nervously.
"Yes, he'll never get awa- (when zoomed back out, Trevor is out of the car, left the cuffs behind, and is long gone) Oh, damn it, he got away" Ditto said annoyedly.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
After two weeks, Trevor ends up in Manhattan.
Shortly after we see Maggie, who runs the bar, is holding Trevor's arm in a painful position, ready to break it if necessary.
"What happened here?" Spitfire asked, coming in after hearing all the noise.
"He called me a cunt after I said we had no Whiskey here" Margarita said, holding Trevor down.
"Oh.." Spitfire said, heading towards the bar stool, and looking at the menu as security began forcing Trevor out.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
LATER THAT SAME EVENING:
Pita is seen driving Trevor home.
"So.. You really pissed off my girlfriend"
"You guys are gay?.. I don't care, I'm fine if you are.. I just don't see it" Trevor said, and being completely censure about it.
"Well, technically I'm bisexual.. And I got tired of boys always breaking my heart, decided to try switching teams, see if it's any better.. And who better, than my old collage room mate.. Who I think had a crush on me anyway." Pita explained.
"But, this is probably getting weird.. So I'll stop talking about it" Pita said.
"No.. It's okay... It's kinda hot" Trevor said.
"Eww" Pita said under her breath.
"I honestly think I'm bisexual as well.. I'll honestly fuck anything.. I even fucked a snail.. And the worst part is that the snail STILL didn't call me, even to this day!" Trevor said.
Pita doesn't reply. To creeped out by that statement.
"Say, you mind if I share some deeply personal secrets with you?" Trevor asked.
"Oh god, please don-"
"I honestly think I am sexually attracted to my mom.. But I knew she would never understand.. And that's when I realized.. I HAD TO KILL THAT FUCKING BITCH!!
(Time Skip)
TREVOR: That's when I realized I have a fetish for being raped by Donald Trump.. Probably because he's such a large figure wait now.. And me being a meth addicted, SLUT!
(Time Skip)
TREVOR: I probably gave my dog AIDS.. But it was still a interesting day..
(Time Skip)
TREVOR: And that's why I killed the dude, and made him into a cupcake, witch I fed to the town of ponyville..
"(stops the car) Hey, we made it.. Again, thanks for keeping me company." Trevor said before he exits the car, heading to his hotel room.
Pita is seen with widened eyes of terror. Completely speechless.
Saten flies over shortly after.
"Hey beautiful.. Looking hot, and fuck worthy"
Pita doesn't reply.
"Hey, I'm joking, I know you like girls now"
Pita doesn't reply
"Are you okay Pita?"
"... Bar" Pita saiid quitely.
"We need to go the bar"
"But why?" Saten asked.
"We need to go the bar!" Pita replied, louder.
"But you don't drin-"
"BAR! NOW!" Pita screamed.
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AT A BAR:
"Wow.. He's worse than I thought" Saten said, as Pita chugs down a vodka bottle.
"Can we just forget about it.. How long is he here?"
"I'm not sure" Saten admitted.
PART 2:
Twilight is quitely reading one of her books when Trevor bursts though her window while escaping the cops.
"AHH! IT'S YOU!" Twilight screamed, reaching for a phone but Trevor grabs her, and orders her to stay tied in the corner.
"If you let me hide here, I'll let you go out with me"
"But I have no intention of dating you"
"Oh come on, you don't want some of 'this?" Trevor said, referring to himself.
"No for all the money in the world" Twilight says.
Suddenly Ditto burst in. "I have you Trevor" He says.
Trevor puts on fake glasses, with the big nose.
"Who's Trevor? I was here with Twilight all day"
"No you haven't, you just got here" Twilight said.
Trevor glared at her angrily, for not playing along.
"Give it up Trevor" Ditto says, gun in hand.
Trevor, in panic, grabs Spike, holding him at gun point.
"No body move.. I'll shoot him!" Trevor cried in panic.
"You sick son of a bitch! What are you demands!" Ditto cried.
"ANOTHER HOSTAGE!" Trevor screamed.
--------------------------------------------------------------------
Ditto is later seen sitting next to Twilight, as one of the hostages.
"DAMN IT!" He screamed in rage.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
Cops are seen surrounding Twilight's tree house (literary a tree house).
Trevor is heard shouting at them though a bull horn.
"Y'ALL LISTEN HERE! I GOT THREE HOSTAGES! A LOADED GUN! AND I'M PRETTY FUCKING HIGH ON COCAINE!.. For Every moment I don't have a helicopter, I'M KILLING A HOSTAGE!"
"Shit, what do we do!?" Ditto cried.
"I have an idea SO crazy, it just.. Might.. Work" Twilight said dramatic. And than simply just used her magic to take the gun out of Trevor's hand.
"OH GOD! I'M SCREWED!" Trevor cried in panic.
Suddenly Princess Celestia, who, for those aren't really too familiar with MLP, is actually a demi god. Burst though the wall, confronting Trevor.
"Mr Phillips, for your crimes against Ponyville, you are charged with death, how do you plead?" She asked.
"... Not guilty by reason of insanity"
"Guilty!" Celestia cried, shooting a spell at him, killing him.
But of coarse, in typical GTA fashion, Trevor reappears later from a hospital, as if nothing happen.. He decided to go back to Los Santos, this place was boring.
THE END
Trevor Phillips
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Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas
Previously, in Sonic In St. Louis
Robotnik: We were so close to taking St. Louis!
Snively: What shall we do now sir?
Robotnik: Get Decoe & Bocoe over here. I have a plan to go to Germany. They have really good mechanics, which I could use for my machines.
The following takes place between....
Why the hell am I saying that? This is not 24
Tails: *goes to Sonic* I just got some important news you might wanna hear.
Sonic: Go for it.
Tails: Robotnik is planning on going to Germany to get new mechanics.
Sean: *arrives* This can't be good....
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas
It seems like a regular day, but then someone runs by at 500 miles an hour.
Sonic: Tails, you read me?
Tails: Loud and clear, whats up?
Sonic: We should be getting towards Robotnik's army base.
Sean: I'm already there.
Tails: I see you.
Sean: Any word on Knuckles?
Sonic: No.
Sean: What about the others?
Inside the base
Knuckles: I can't believe they destroyed our intercom
Espio: Are there any other ways we can talk to them?
Rouge: No
badnik: I've spotted them
Espio: *jumps on badnik*
Knuckles: Nice work *runs into room*
Sean: Nice to see...
*Rock The Party by JAUZ x Ephwurd [SPINNIN] plays*
*song dies out*
Hello, CokeTheUmbreon club fans! CokeTheUmbreon here! How are you liking the club so far? We got new vids, pics and articles, thnx to some fans. Give dem a hand.
Today, I'm bringing a Pokémon trainer I've thought of during the 4th gen of Pokémon. Give it up for Dakota!
*crowd cheers*
Any questions before we get started?
Manuel: I'm hungry.
That's not a question! Let's get started.
About him
Name: Dakota
Manuel: But you just said...
I know what I said, dammit!
From:...
continue reading...
*song dies out*
Hello, CokeTheUmbreon club fans! CokeTheUmbreon here! How are you liking the club so far? We got new vids, pics and articles, thnx to some fans. Give dem a hand.
Or a cheer from the Tomorrowland festival crowd. That's good too.
Today, I'm bringing a Pokémon trainer I've thought of during the 4th gen of Pokémon. Give it up for Dakota!
*crowd cheers*
Any questions before we get started?
Manuel: I'm hungry.
That's not a question! Let's get started.
About him
Name: Dakota
Manuel: But you just said...
I know what I said, dammit!
From:...
He's a fake... IMO.
Hello, CokeTheUmbreon fan club fans. CokeTheUmbreon here! Hope you all enjoyed Thanksgiving! Christmas (or whatever you guys celebrate around this time of year) is coming! Today I wanna tell you why I don't believe in Santa Claus. I'm gonna be VERY tact.
(Background song: This Christmas by Chris Brown)
*Chiyo starts to cry*
It's ok, Chi.
Manuel: SAY IT AIN'T SO! 😭
Geez, get a grip
Please note that I'm not bashing your beliefs if you think Santa's real. Plus I understand why Santa Claus is brought up.
Let's get started.
1. Reindeer are like Blaziken: they can't use Fly
I read books and articles...
continue reading...
(Background song: This Christmas by Chris Brown)
*Chiyo starts to cry*
It's ok, Chi.
Manuel: SAY IT AIN'T SO! 😭
Geez, get a grip
Please note that I'm not bashing your beliefs if you think Santa's real. Plus I understand why Santa Claus is brought up.
Let's get started.
1. Reindeer are like Blaziken: they can't use Fly
I read books and articles...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Theme Song: link
Pony: *Walking in front of a green background, but gets crushed by falling letters that say...*
SEANTHEHEDGEHOG PRESENTS
Pony: *Gets stuck under the P, but gets himself free. The background then changes to red. He continues to walk when he sees numbers falling toward him. He runs, but gets crushed by...*
1960
Pony: *Gets out from under the 6, but as he does, it leans to the right, and the 0 rolls away. As the background changes to orange, he whistles when he sees more falling letters*...
