You'll probably read this and say, “That persons got issues.” Well, I don't have issues.
It's nothing new to you people, but let me say what I want to get out to you. CreepyPastas are real. You may think after you either make or read one that its all just fake. It's not. As you write a CreepyPasta, the main character, monster, or whatever it's about takes shape in real life. I know from experience.
I'll be playing a Sonic game and see his eyes and mouth change to the exe status. Every damn time too. But it's only for a second, then I'll hear someone whisper to me to keep things interesting for them.
On my way to school and in the hallways of it I'll see Slenderman watching me with his blank face. He's everywhere in my school. The hallways, the locker room, outside the classroom window, even in the bathroom. I don't know what he's planning, but I truly don't want to know.
I look at Barbie and Ken dolls oddly in the stores, getting strange looks from strangers all around. I seriously expect for at least one of them to move, and I swear I saw one move in it's packaging when I went to look away.
In the middle of the night, I'll wake up and see an eyeless mask staring at me. Every time I see this, that morning I'll go to the doctor to get X-rays, making sure my internal organs still exist in me.
I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV and my parents will see me holding a stuffed animal. Well, what's actually happening is Smile.Dog has his head in my lap and I'll be petting his head. He will say spread the word occasionally, but nothing more. I actually kinda like when he visits.
Looking at anything to do with the Legends of Zelda bring BEN DROWNED at every corner. It's no joke. Just like the game, he follows me. There's no end to his torture.
Whenever I get a cut or my skin burns, I see the Skin Taker just before it happens. I wonder if he's collecting my skin....
I'm afraid to go to the park on Sundays due to people always seeing this little girl just sitting there, holding a teddy bear and whispering, “Play with me.......”
When I see a little blue button eyed bear, I run for the hills. He's been showing up more lately.
I refuse to eat cupcakes, afraid they're going to be made from Rainbow Dash or any other pony. Who would want to eat a cupcake made out of a pony?
Playing Mario games have become nearly impossible now because I expect to see Luigi thrown into hot lava.
I'll be sitting at the kitchen table having a conversation with no one apparently, but I always see Laughing Jack with a lollipop in his mouth and his black and white pointed nose. I try explaining that to others, but no one believed me.
Now, one I want all of you to pay attention to. Since in my way of imagining Jeff is basically looking like me, I'll go into the bathroom and wash my face. Then I'll look into the mirror and see Jeff the Killers face. And I mean like every detail from the leathery white skin to the cut psychotic smile. Even the raven black hair. It's strange, but I'm not joking.
You may say what you want about me. You can say I'm crazy. You may say I've got a few screws loose.
But I'm not insane.
I'm psychotic.
It's nothing new to you people, but let me say what I want to get out to you. CreepyPastas are real. You may think after you either make or read one that its all just fake. It's not. As you write a CreepyPasta, the main character, monster, or whatever it's about takes shape in real life. I know from experience.
I'll be playing a Sonic game and see his eyes and mouth change to the exe status. Every damn time too. But it's only for a second, then I'll hear someone whisper to me to keep things interesting for them.
On my way to school and in the hallways of it I'll see Slenderman watching me with his blank face. He's everywhere in my school. The hallways, the locker room, outside the classroom window, even in the bathroom. I don't know what he's planning, but I truly don't want to know.
I look at Barbie and Ken dolls oddly in the stores, getting strange looks from strangers all around. I seriously expect for at least one of them to move, and I swear I saw one move in it's packaging when I went to look away.
In the middle of the night, I'll wake up and see an eyeless mask staring at me. Every time I see this, that morning I'll go to the doctor to get X-rays, making sure my internal organs still exist in me.
I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV and my parents will see me holding a stuffed animal. Well, what's actually happening is Smile.Dog has his head in my lap and I'll be petting his head. He will say spread the word occasionally, but nothing more. I actually kinda like when he visits.
Looking at anything to do with the Legends of Zelda bring BEN DROWNED at every corner. It's no joke. Just like the game, he follows me. There's no end to his torture.
Whenever I get a cut or my skin burns, I see the Skin Taker just before it happens. I wonder if he's collecting my skin....
I'm afraid to go to the park on Sundays due to people always seeing this little girl just sitting there, holding a teddy bear and whispering, “Play with me.......”
When I see a little blue button eyed bear, I run for the hills. He's been showing up more lately.
I refuse to eat cupcakes, afraid they're going to be made from Rainbow Dash or any other pony. Who would want to eat a cupcake made out of a pony?
Playing Mario games have become nearly impossible now because I expect to see Luigi thrown into hot lava.
I'll be sitting at the kitchen table having a conversation with no one apparently, but I always see Laughing Jack with a lollipop in his mouth and his black and white pointed nose. I try explaining that to others, but no one believed me.
Now, one I want all of you to pay attention to. Since in my way of imagining Jeff is basically looking like me, I'll go into the bathroom and wash my face. Then I'll look into the mirror and see Jeff the Killers face. And I mean like every detail from the leathery white skin to the cut psychotic smile. Even the raven black hair. It's strange, but I'm not joking.
You may say what you want about me. You can say I'm crazy. You may say I've got a few screws loose.
But I'm not insane.
I'm psychotic.
*ding dong*
???: oh shi*!
*poof*
???: hello good sirs!
Slender: change back Jack, its us
EJ: Slender! *poof*
Jeff: *sinkers*
EJ: what?
Jeff: you live with Laughing Jack!?
EJ: yes, why?
Jeff: *laughing hard*
Lucius: question... what I have heard about "Laughing Jack", how the hell did he get a mansion!?
Slender: I gave him 20000000$
Lucius: what made you do that?
Slender: I killed his girlfriend and her family
All but Lucius: *back away slowly*
Lucius: 20000000$ is justified now .__.
???: oh shi*!
*poof*
???: hello good sirs!
Slender: change back Jack, its us
EJ: Slender! *poof*
Jeff: *sinkers*
EJ: what?
Jeff: you live with Laughing Jack!?
EJ: yes, why?
Jeff: *laughing hard*
Lucius: question... what I have heard about "Laughing Jack", how the hell did he get a mansion!?
Slender: I gave him 20000000$
Lucius: what made you do that?
Slender: I killed his girlfriend and her family
All but Lucius: *back away slowly*
Lucius: 20000000$ is justified now .__.
*meanwhile in the underworld*
Zalgo: *snickers*
Observer: whats so funny?!
Zalgo: oh, sorry... funny thing on the show
Observer: every one here?
All: yes sir!
Observer: go prepare yourselves for the next attack...
All: yes sir! *all walk away*
Zalgo: hey Observer!
Observer: what...
Zalgo: I got new guys!
Observer: what?
Zalgo: meet Mr. Widemouth
Mr.W: hi!
Zalgo: Lisa
Lisa: hey...
Zalgo: Targeter
Targeter: ...
Zalgo: and Pyris
Pyris: Why am I here again?
Zalgo: they will be are new commanders
Observer: ._.
Zalgo: *snickers*
Observer: whats so funny?!
Zalgo: oh, sorry... funny thing on the show
Observer: every one here?
All: yes sir!
Observer: go prepare yourselves for the next attack...
All: yes sir! *all walk away*
Zalgo: hey Observer!
Observer: what...
Zalgo: I got new guys!
Observer: what?
Zalgo: meet Mr. Widemouth
Mr.W: hi!
Zalgo: Lisa
Lisa: hey...
Zalgo: Targeter
Targeter: ...
Zalgo: and Pyris
Pyris: Why am I here again?
Zalgo: they will be are new commanders
Observer: ._.
Zalgo: finally, my day off...
SL: SIRRRRRR!
Zalgo: WHAT?
SL: the grunts are having a fight again
Zalgo: then go take care of it
SL: how can I when you only addressed only half of them of my rank!
Zalgo: its my day off
SL: its your kingdom!
Zalgo: its still my day off!
SL: ._.
Zalgo: ._.
SL :c
Zalgo: :c
SL: :P
Zalgo: :P
SL: :l
Zalgo: :l
SL: :[
Zalgo: :[
SL: :B
Zalgo: :B
SL: thats it, im going to play on my DiPod
Zalgo: finally...
Grunt: SIRRRRRR!
Zalgo: shi*
SL: SIRRRRRR!
Zalgo: WHAT?
SL: the grunts are having a fight again
Zalgo: then go take care of it
SL: how can I when you only addressed only half of them of my rank!
Zalgo: its my day off
SL: its your kingdom!
Zalgo: its still my day off!
SL: ._.
Zalgo: ._.
SL :c
Zalgo: :c
SL: :P
Zalgo: :P
SL: :l
Zalgo: :l
SL: :[
Zalgo: :[
SL: :B
Zalgo: :B
SL: thats it, im going to play on my DiPod
Zalgo: finally...
Grunt: SIRRRRRR!
Zalgo: shi*
Me: hi guys im home!
Jeff rip offs: hi!
Jeff: *mph*
Me: what the hell is going on?!
Jeef: Jeff killed my brother
Jef: i have RED eyes
Jeffy: I have two knifes!
Jake: Im his step-brother!
Lucius: *drops cigarette*
*10 minuets later*
Me: did you have to burn my house!?
Lucius: yes
Jeff: what the hell was that?
Lucius: your fan-base
Jeff: im screwed
Me: were the hell am I supposed to live!
Lucius: hey, just walk it off...
Me: I hate you guys so much...
Jeff rip offs: hi!
Jeff: *mph*
Me: what the hell is going on?!
Jeef: Jeff killed my brother
Jef: i have RED eyes
Jeffy: I have two knifes!
Jake: Im his step-brother!
Lucius: *drops cigarette*
*10 minuets later*
Me: did you have to burn my house!?
Lucius: yes
Jeff: what the hell was that?
Lucius: your fan-base
Jeff: im screwed
Me: were the hell am I supposed to live!
Lucius: hey, just walk it off...
Me: I hate you guys so much...
Slender: *grabs Observer*
Observer: Firebrand!
Firebrand: yes sir! [i'm sorry my friends]
*floor catches on fire*
Observer: you will burn and suffer!
Hoody: master! we have to get out of here!
Lucius: hey! someone actually makes since!
Slender: *drops Observer*
Toby: not again!
All: *runs out*
Rake: we have to get out of here!
Observer: *pulls out DiPhone* ZALGO! TELEPORT US OUT OF HERE!
Zalgo: huh? oh come on " how I met your mother" is on
Observer: ZALGO!
Zalgo: fine... *opens portal*
Observer: to the portal!
All: *goes through portal*
Observer: Firebrand!
Firebrand: yes sir! [i'm sorry my friends]
*floor catches on fire*
Observer: you will burn and suffer!
Hoody: master! we have to get out of here!
Lucius: hey! someone actually makes since!
Slender: *drops Observer*
Toby: not again!
All: *runs out*
Rake: we have to get out of here!
Observer: *pulls out DiPhone* ZALGO! TELEPORT US OUT OF HERE!
Zalgo: huh? oh come on " how I met your mother" is on
Observer: ZALGO!
Zalgo: fine... *opens portal*
Observer: to the portal!
All: *goes through portal*
LJ: road trip!
Lucius: we are just going to the bar...
LJ: oh...
*both get in car*
*driving*
Lucius: ... how was your day?
LJ: oh, good
Lucius: what have you been doing?
LJ: you know, the usual...
Lucius: did you see that game?
LJ: yeah it was SO close!
Lucius: oh! did you win that card game with Hypno?
LJ: no, he kept using physic...
Lucius: how was that movie?
LJ: it was good, but the ending sucked...
Lucius: ...
LJ: ...
KIBS: HI GUYS!
Both: SHI-
*crash*
Morgan Freeman: no one survived that day...
Lucius: *shoots tazer*
Morgan Freeman: hfukjnhhauhbbhjiloveKFCjlijhknkjnh
Lucius: I win... again
Lucius: we are just going to the bar...
LJ: oh...
*both get in car*
*driving*
Lucius: ... how was your day?
LJ: oh, good
Lucius: what have you been doing?
LJ: you know, the usual...
Lucius: did you see that game?
LJ: yeah it was SO close!
Lucius: oh! did you win that card game with Hypno?
LJ: no, he kept using physic...
Lucius: how was that movie?
LJ: it was good, but the ending sucked...
Lucius: ...
LJ: ...
KIBS: HI GUYS!
Both: SHI-
*crash*
Morgan Freeman: no one survived that day...
Lucius: *shoots tazer*
Morgan Freeman: hfukjnhhauhbbhjiloveKFCjlijhknkjnh
Lucius: I win... again