Creepypasta

BEN: Im afraid of nothing

Lucius: your not afraid of RED killing you in your sleep?

BEN: no

RED: SOON

BEN: *meep*

*hides behind Lucius*

Lucius: wimp... *walks away*

BEN: wait don't leave me!

RED: NOW >:D

BEN: sh**

*ahhhhhh*

LJ: you hear that?

Lucius: nope *smokes*

LJ: I'm sure I-

Lucius: shut up and take this cigarette

BEN: Jesus H Christ since when have you been able to turn into a bird!

*crash*

BEN: oh my god my video games!

RED: what are you going to do about it?

BEN: RUN

RED: uh oh...

*BANG* *BONG* *CRASH*

LJ: what is happening?

Lucius: BEN getting over his fear...

Lucius {singing}: caaaaannnn!

LJ: {singing}: anybodyyyy!

Lucius {singing}: find meeee!

Slender {singing}: somebody to loveeeee!

Lucius: where the hell did you learn to sing?

Slender: like I said, I had a daughter...

Lucius: oh... so... where is this cRYPT guy?

Slender: his base is at Mount Hood in Oregon

Lucius: ._.

Slender: what?

Lucius: how the hell are we supposed to walk from Mane to Oregon

Slender: oh... huh... ummm... I never really thought of that...

Lucius: *sigh*

[the song was, Somebody To Love By Queen]

Zalgo: where the hell is ShadowLurker!? I need my anger pills!

SL: i'm home!

Zalgo; WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN!?

SL: i'm sorry i'm late sir, but on the way I saw some killers that where not with Slender!

Zalgo: DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CARE!?

SL: sir, take your pills

Zalgo: *takes pills*

SL: feel better?

Zalgo: yes... what are these killer's names?

SL: Jacky and Itzy

Zalgo: go get them...

SL: yes sir *teleports*

Zalgo: *sighs*

*ring ring*

Zalgo: *pulls out DiPhone* yes?

Observer: we got BEN

RED: when do we get to kill him!

Observer: we are not killing him! Zalgo get over here before he starts to chew the rocks in this cave

Zalgo: i'll be right there

Slender: what the hell happened to my house!?

Me: sorry, we need the ratings man!

Slender: *sigh*

ToTheArk: i'm out! REGARDS!

Slender: what is happening Masky!?

Masky: everybody is taking sides!

Slender: observer...

Lucius: *carrying Jeff*

Slender: where is the Observer?

Lucius: he is in the dining hall!

Slender: Lucius, come with me!

Lucius: *drops Jeff*

Jeff: ow...

Slender: OBSERVER!

Observer: hello my friend

Slender: WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!

Lucius: he thinks you are a absent faced jack*ss

Slender: ...

Observer: heh heh... shi*

Kage: なぜ テール-

Jack: please speak English Kage... We aren't in China anymore

Kage: I come from Japan

Jack: don't care!

Kage: *sigh* why are we doing this?

Jack: apparently V thinks having the goat eater back will be helpful...

Kage: we're geting him!?

Jack: V told us that during the meeting!

Kage: really?! I didn't hear him...

Jack: apparently love makes you deaf to...

Kage: what?

Jack: I know you like that Japanese chick

Kage: what?! I do not!

Jack: oh come on! You were looking at her the entire time during the meeting!

Kage: Jack...

Jack: don't even try Kage, nothing you say can disprove me!

Kage: Chupacabra is behind you

Jack: ._.

Chupacabra: ... (Having British tonight!)