Creepypasta

Slender: oh my god...

Lucius: hey guys! i'm home! with another fuc*ing captive!

Porter: sit her on the couch! you need to see this!

Slender: *hands letter to Lucius*

d3AR mR, sL3NDER.

dU3 t0 oRD3RS bY l0RD zALG0 i hAV3 tAK3N y0UR pR0XY tiCCi t0BY aND y0UR bR0TH3R sPL3ND0RMAN, s00N i wiLL tAK3 m0R3 0F yOUR fRI3NDS uNTiLL iT wiLL b3 jUST y0U. aL0N3 liK3 wH3N y0U l3FT m3 t0 di3? i h0P3 tHAT tH3R3 iS n0 hARD f33LiNGS. y0U w3R3 tH3 m0ST ciViL bACK tH3N,

siNC3R3LY. cRYPT

Lucius: who is cRYPT?

Slender: an old Friend of mine...

Lucius: ok, who are you?

Clockwork: my name is Clockwork

Lucius: oh, your that girl that Ticci Toby says is cute

Clockwork: what? he said that about me?

Lucius: *pulls out DiPhone* hey Masky, you owe me 20 bucks

Maksy: FU-

Lucius: *hangs up* so... who do you work for? SCP? SOK?

Clockwork: Zalgo

Lucius: oh... umm... SLEEP GAS!

*BANG*

Clockwork: wai- *flop*

Lucius: ok... how the hell am I supposed to get her to the house?

Me: BY THE POWER OF PLOTHOLES!

Lucius: lets just say I have a car...

Me: fine...