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posted by KateKicksAss
I found these online, and thought they were kinda funny, :)
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How many Twilighters does it take to screw on a light bulb?
I don't know, they're all too busy fighting over who gets to be Mrs Cullen

What happened when Emmett Cullen stubbed his toe?
He made the whole city collapse!

Rosalie Hale was told to find something just as or more beautiful then herself. She came back with a mirror!

How do you stop Jacob Black from attacking you?
You pick up a stick, throw it and yell "fetch"!

How do you irritate Edward Cullen?
Buy him a dog and call it Jacob!

Why can't Edward read Bella's mind?
There's nothing to read.

Jasper will never be a therapist because he already knows "how you feel about that".

I keep wanting to steal Jasper
but everytime I go to his bedroom window
Alice is waiting with a baseball bat...
how does she kno... oh yeah!!!


Dear Diary,
I would like to La Push Jacob of a cliff.
Love Edward


I went to La Push Washington, and all I got was this stupid imprint.

Jasper Hales first job was as a paperboy, there were no survivors.

Tips for guys trying to find a girlfriend:
1. Read the Twilight Saga.
2. Watch Twilight movies.
3. In every real-life situation, think, "What would Edward do?


Boy: You know Edward Cullen isn't real, right?
Girl: Well fake boobs aren't real, but you still like to look at those!


Dear Edward,
Thanks a lot...
sincerely,
Guys everywhere
ASmilingMenace goes through the 11 worst scenes in the Twilight movie.
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I'm not really sure if this is a good place to post this article. However, it is the though-provoking spot that has to do with twilight, and by looking at the title, you can tell this is for sure not a good article to put on the Twilight Spot.
Unless I want to get attacked of course.
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A few months ago, a very famous horror writer, Stephen King, criticized Stephanie Meyer and the Twilight Saga. If you don't know Stephen King, he is a very known and famous horror writer. Some of his popular books are Carrie, The Shining, It, the Dark Tower Series, and plenty of more. Stephen King had said about...
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Wow, I didn't know so many Twilight-in-5-second-thingies were out there, lol...
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A relationship of equals
A relationship of equals
I sat with my sister one day, watching Lord of the Rings, when this came to me.

I had just gotten into a heated debate with one of my friends. When I gave my calm, simple, honest opinion about Twilight, she started yelling at me, telling me, "You just don't understand Kassie, you just don't understand. You just don't know..." and so on and I wanted to smack her.

Well, as we watched the Fellowship of the Ring, I realized that Aragorn did the same thing as Edward in New Moon.

Now, before any Aragorn lovers out there start yelling at me, let me explain!

I realized I didn't hate Aragorn for leaving...
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It seems that nowadays when people mention the words ‘Twilight’, ‘Edward’ or ‘Stephenie Meyer’ a huge debate is formed. People are split completely down the middle with their love or hate of the twilight saga, everything seen as either black or white. So here is an opinion from one of the few stuck within the grey area (like, dislike and don’t care either way). Rip this opinion to shreds, love it or hate it. Tell the world how much twilight rocks, sucks or takes the complete piss out of teenage romance. But please remember this is my opinion and seeing as this place is all about...
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When you can live forever, what do you live for? If you're Devon, you live for stalking the mailroom guy.. I love it! :D
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