this is a study i have conducted to ask what is the big deal weith twilight and edward cullen I asked my littlesister tasha what she thought of the global phenomenon that has all the worlds women gripped in an edward cullen orgasm.
Me: why do you think Edward Cullen is *shudders violently* hot?
Tasha: (I have made her answers sound like she has n intellectual brain cell through hours of trranslating twilight gibberish) I think it is mostly because he is unnatainable and perfect.
(what she actually said was: squeeeeeeee edward cullen i want him but cant have him because that bitch bella is his wife *droool*)
Me: Do you not think he is a tiny bit controlling?
Tasha: No of course not Bella is a frail human and he wants to keep her safe.
Me: do you think stephanie meyer is a good wrtiter?
Tasha: Yes
Me: Why do you think Stephanie Meyer is a good writer?
Tasha: she created edward didnt she?
Me: I ask the questions but any way dont you think bella would be better off if Edward did not stay with her?
Tasha: no of course not i mean its what sm wants is for everyone to have a happy ending.
Me: Yes i wonder why that is.... *starts to fantasise about killing sm tyhen burning all things twilight.
INTERVEIW TERMINATED AT 23:25
VERDICT: IS SO OBSESSED WITH THE SPARKLES SHINING FROMM EDZ BODY CANNOT FUNCTION PROPERLY WITHOUT TWILIGHT WILL SPEND RTEST OF LIFE LOOKING FOR HOT UNNATAINABLE VAMPIRE CALLED E CULLEN. SADDO!
Me: why do you think Edward Cullen is *shudders violently* hot?
Tasha: (I have made her answers sound like she has n intellectual brain cell through hours of trranslating twilight gibberish) I think it is mostly because he is unnatainable and perfect.
(what she actually said was: squeeeeeeee edward cullen i want him but cant have him because that bitch bella is his wife *droool*)
Me: Do you not think he is a tiny bit controlling?
Tasha: No of course not Bella is a frail human and he wants to keep her safe.
Me: do you think stephanie meyer is a good wrtiter?
Tasha: Yes
Me: Why do you think Stephanie Meyer is a good writer?
Tasha: she created edward didnt she?
Me: I ask the questions but any way dont you think bella would be better off if Edward did not stay with her?
Tasha: no of course not i mean its what sm wants is for everyone to have a happy ending.
Me: Yes i wonder why that is.... *starts to fantasise about killing sm tyhen burning all things twilight.
INTERVEIW TERMINATED AT 23:25
VERDICT: IS SO OBSESSED WITH THE SPARKLES SHINING FROMM EDZ BODY CANNOT FUNCTION PROPERLY WITHOUT TWILIGHT WILL SPEND RTEST OF LIFE LOOKING FOR HOT UNNATAINABLE VAMPIRE CALLED E CULLEN. SADDO!
