Yes, it's true, everyone! Twilight has changed our world in several ways!!
No longer are streets near movie theaters and bookstores safe! I haven't seen even one free from screaming fangirls (and yes, screaming fanboys) when the new movies come out and even after it's all been done for about a month or so. Yeah, there are still girls running around in "I <3 guys that sparkle" t-shirts carring on about how great the twilight movie was at the movie theater in my town.
The world now has fewer trees than ever before, just because there where over millions of pieces of paper used for the twilight series.
You can't ask anyone about their favorite movie in public without a screaming fangirl thinking she has the right to jump into the conversation like it's their buisness screaming "oooh twilight was the best!!" then having a mega anti-twilighter jumping in and starting a huge arguement.
The world is most definatly going to end in 2012 (or maybe even sooner) due to wars started over twilight (sort of exagerated there) and women thinking it's okay to go running around asking random guys if they sparkle (this happened at my school and this big fight broke out in the cafeteria)
Due to the decrease in trees, the world will lack oxygn!
The original theroy of vampires has disapeared, along with any kind of reference to what they once where. You can't search the internet for vampire stuff anymore without somebody talking about twilight. people in romania are crying because their traditions and whatnot have been distroyed.
November 20th is appariently the new major holiday, celebrated only by a brand new fan-freaking-tastic religon called ilovesparklypeopleism
It's truely a terrible, unwanted plague on us all.
No longer are streets near movie theaters and bookstores safe! I haven't seen even one free from screaming fangirls (and yes, screaming fanboys) when the new movies come out and even after it's all been done for about a month or so. Yeah, there are still girls running around in "I <3 guys that sparkle" t-shirts carring on about how great the twilight movie was at the movie theater in my town.
The world now has fewer trees than ever before, just because there where over millions of pieces of paper used for the twilight series.
You can't ask anyone about their favorite movie in public without a screaming fangirl thinking she has the right to jump into the conversation like it's their buisness screaming "oooh twilight was the best!!" then having a mega anti-twilighter jumping in and starting a huge arguement.
The world is most definatly going to end in 2012 (or maybe even sooner) due to wars started over twilight (sort of exagerated there) and women thinking it's okay to go running around asking random guys if they sparkle (this happened at my school and this big fight broke out in the cafeteria)
Due to the decrease in trees, the world will lack oxygn!
The original theroy of vampires has disapeared, along with any kind of reference to what they once where. You can't search the internet for vampire stuff anymore without somebody talking about twilight. people in romania are crying because their traditions and whatnot have been distroyed.
November 20th is appariently the new major holiday, celebrated only by a brand new fan-freaking-tastic religon called ilovesparklypeopleism
It's truely a terrible, unwanted plague on us all.
