Damon: Hey little witch did you bring your book of shadows with you. I really need that spell.
Bonnie: It's a grimoire Damon and really, you need that spell? I would never have imagined that. Well of course, after 5 unanswered phone calls and 10 text messages of yours, in the middle of the night,something gave me a hint.
Damon: Someone is a bit cranky! What happened did tha-
Bonnie: Oh shut up you waked me up at 3:00 a.m.
Damon: I was going to say that this kid Jeremy is doing something the wrong way.
Bonnie: Oh you are a sucker for aneurysms, that's it!
Damon: Okay it seems I was wrong he isn't doing it att all!
Bonnie: You are unbelievable!
Damon: Oh I've been told -smirk-
Bonnie: Why are you in only your boxers again? -frowns-
Damon: Hmm see something you like? -smirk- Well I was sleeping, not really sleeping, texting and calling you but you get what I mean.
Bonnie: No I don't. And that goes to both your questions! I was the one doing the sleeping did you see me half naked here?
Damon: (in low voice) Oh many times...
Bonnie: What did you say?
Damon: Oh nothing, you're being all judgey with me I'm gonna wear something on. I need all your attention to the spell and not my body.
Bonnie: You better bring coffee too!
Damon: Mocha with two sugars, right?
Bonnie: How did you know?
Damon: I know a lot of things.
Bonnie: Do you read minds too? ... Edward?!
Damon: Get over yourself Sabrina, we have work to do.
Bonnie: Hahah you get a little sparkly when you're angry.
Damon: Imagine what I will do to your cat Salem if this nonsense continues.
Bonnie: Okay truce... cold one!
He leaves then comes back with the cofee.
Damon: Here you are !
Bonnie: I hope this isn't poisoned.
Damon: It isn't! -smirk- (Bonnie sips some cofee)... Not that much anyways!
Bonnie: This is good poison then! (sighs happy with the flavor of the cofee)
Damon: So what is there in that book that will help me to kill that monster in the house.
Bonnie: Well actually even though you texted me so many times you didn't mention what was the creature you have locked in the cellar.
Damon: Well be prepared then. It's pretty shocking -says with wide eyes-
Bonnie: What is it?!
Damon: A tarantula -he says with an amused look on his face-
Bonnie: You are kidding right?
Damon: No no I'm not.
Bonnie: You mean you woke me up in the middle of the night only to come here, to kill a little spider???
Damon: Well you know my little brother has this phobia and as the older brother I have to do everything to protect this whiny kiddo.
Bonnie: Oh I will burn your sorry ass for that.
Damon: Oh come one, you were never gonna come if it wasn't for some dying situation.
Bonnie: What do you want from me?
Damon: You knoooow..
Bonnie: What!!!???
Damon: It's pretty boring here, I'm full with fresh Blood, well not that fresh since you little witch made me drink from the blood bank.
Bonnie: Keep going...!
Damon: Well yeah pretty boring. Nothing in that useless tv, Elena and Stefan are much too noisy for my likings, up there...
Bonnie: You're gross!
Damon: What?! it's true!!! Plus it's been a while since I saw your pretty face.
Bonnie: So there is no diabolical master plan behind all this nonsense?
Damon: No not really.
Bonnie: Okay I believe that blood you took has expired.-fake concern in her eyes-
Damon: Oh is that so! Well lucky me then... For having a tasty witch nearby...-smirk-
Bonnie: In your dreams Salvatore!!!
Damon: That can be easily arranged -smirk-
...
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I don't own the characters
Note: I don't know why I wrote this :p. Just clicked the add article and started writing. I think I will write some fan fiction at some point.
Some comments would cheer me up. I happen to love bad comments so hit it lol!!!
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Bonnie: It's a grimoire Damon and really, you need that spell? I would never have imagined that. Well of course, after 5 unanswered phone calls and 10 text messages of yours, in the middle of the night,something gave me a hint.
Damon: Someone is a bit cranky! What happened did tha-
Bonnie: Oh shut up you waked me up at 3:00 a.m.
Damon: I was going to say that this kid Jeremy is doing something the wrong way.
Bonnie: Oh you are a sucker for aneurysms, that's it!
Damon: Okay it seems I was wrong he isn't doing it att all!
Bonnie: You are unbelievable!
Damon: Oh I've been told -smirk-
Bonnie: Why are you in only your boxers again? -frowns-
Damon: Hmm see something you like? -smirk- Well I was sleeping, not really sleeping, texting and calling you but you get what I mean.
Bonnie: No I don't. And that goes to both your questions! I was the one doing the sleeping did you see me half naked here?
Damon: (in low voice) Oh many times...
Bonnie: What did you say?
Damon: Oh nothing, you're being all judgey with me I'm gonna wear something on. I need all your attention to the spell and not my body.
Bonnie: You better bring coffee too!
Damon: Mocha with two sugars, right?
Bonnie: How did you know?
Damon: I know a lot of things.
Bonnie: Do you read minds too? ... Edward?!
Damon: Get over yourself Sabrina, we have work to do.
Bonnie: Hahah you get a little sparkly when you're angry.
Damon: Imagine what I will do to your cat Salem if this nonsense continues.
Bonnie: Okay truce... cold one!
He leaves then comes back with the cofee.
Damon: Here you are !
Bonnie: I hope this isn't poisoned.
Damon: It isn't! -smirk- (Bonnie sips some cofee)... Not that much anyways!
Bonnie: This is good poison then! (sighs happy with the flavor of the cofee)
Damon: So what is there in that book that will help me to kill that monster in the house.
Bonnie: Well actually even though you texted me so many times you didn't mention what was the creature you have locked in the cellar.
Damon: Well be prepared then. It's pretty shocking -says with wide eyes-
Bonnie: What is it?!
Damon: A tarantula -he says with an amused look on his face-
Bonnie: You are kidding right?
Damon: No no I'm not.
Bonnie: You mean you woke me up in the middle of the night only to come here, to kill a little spider???
Damon: Well you know my little brother has this phobia and as the older brother I have to do everything to protect this whiny kiddo.
Bonnie: Oh I will burn your sorry ass for that.
Damon: Oh come one, you were never gonna come if it wasn't for some dying situation.
Bonnie: What do you want from me?
Damon: You knoooow..
Bonnie: What!!!???
Damon: It's pretty boring here, I'm full with fresh Blood, well not that fresh since you little witch made me drink from the blood bank.
Bonnie: Keep going...!
Damon: Well yeah pretty boring. Nothing in that useless tv, Elena and Stefan are much too noisy for my likings, up there...
Bonnie: You're gross!
Damon: What?! it's true!!! Plus it's been a while since I saw your pretty face.
Bonnie: So there is no diabolical master plan behind all this nonsense?
Damon: No not really.
Bonnie: Okay I believe that blood you took has expired.-fake concern in her eyes-
Damon: Oh is that so! Well lucky me then... For having a tasty witch nearby...-smirk-
Bonnie: In your dreams Salvatore!!!
Damon: That can be easily arranged -smirk-
...
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I don't own the characters
Note: I don't know why I wrote this :p. Just clicked the add article and started writing. I think I will write some fan fiction at some point.
Some comments would cheer me up. I happen to love bad comments so hit it lol!!!
Images Credit:Me