the jacket's funeral...

damon and edward are standing by the jacket's grave crying

DAMON: i never wore it enough

edward puts his hand on damon's shoulder

EDWARD: i know how you felt about it

the next day...

damon is wandering around town in a new armani jacket
edward sees him

EDWARD: omg that's armani

DAMON: yes it is armani

EDWARD: me likey

DAMON: don't start

EDWARD: shuddup

bella and caroline walk up

BELLA: what's going on?

CAROLINE: oh god

bella realises

BELLA & CAROLINE: oh for god's sake not again

coming soon: edward & damon & damon's jacket 3